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batfamhyperfixation · 3 days

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Bruce, running his plan for an undercover operation past the batkids chillin in the living room while post-‘knowing secret identities’ Bernard is there: -and then we will hustle the information out during pool, start stakes low and give them a false sense of security before winning

Bruce: obviously Tim will do that part

Bernard: Tim sucks at pool tho? He can barely make any in and, hell, I made it into culinary school with how many times I was sent to the kitchen to shoot after he hit the cue ball in

Dick: Tim? Our Tim? The one who wins every time? Who was the cause of the rule in the mansion against us ever playing pool

Damien: such a baby, gets stabbed one too many times by sore losers and just has to ruin it for the rest of us

Duke: Tim has hustled all of us outta so much money that at this point it is a part time job for him

Bernard: ??? Tim never wins against me?

All turning to Tim:

Tim, face completely red: he- he always gets so excited when he is winning and he just looks so cute- and his trash talk is basically just flirty banter- and it’s not my fault when he looks like THAT

Tim, shrugging: he just has an unfair advantage over the rest of you, like maybe if any of you were attractive you would start winning pool more too

Jason: and he wonders why he’s been stabbed so many times

#idk whether Tim is purposely losing to Bernard or just getting too flustered he fumbles every time #either way the bat kids are pissed #Tim was so bad bernard honestly has a hard time believing the batkids until they start showing him the videos of Tim doing amazing shots #batfam #batkids #tim drake #bat family #incorrect batfamily quotes #bernard dowd #timber #timbern #bi tim drake #tim drake headcanon #incorrect batfam quotes

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my-gf-timothy-jackson-drake · 2 days

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Hi!!! Omg I love ur drawing of Batman freaking out how small Red Robin is! Do you think he freaks out/hovers more when Red Robin gets sick plus with the lack of a spleen??

he's gonna get that boy so much soup

#tim drake #my art #bernard dowd #bruce wayne #batman #red robin #timber #dom's fun personal ask tag

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dx-13 · 2 days

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I guess I'm the first one

Couple's Night

#daminika #jonjay #timbern #damian wayne #flatline #jon kent #jay nakamura #tim drake #bernard dowd #dc comics #dc #dc pride #dcu #superman #jayjon #jonathan kent #batman

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nicomoon69 · 2 days

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Bernard’s parents: we really hope boarding school will finally whip Bernard into shape and get him going down the right path

Bernard: *gets his ears pierced thrice, starts styling his hair even funkier, becomes a part of the homosexual agenda*

Bernard’s parents:

#sorry this hc has a huge ass grip on me #I just think it’s neat #also since I totally think one of his boarding school friends got him into the cult #like rich people place with lotsa repressed homos #sounds like the target audience for a cult #but I digress #bernard dowd #children of dionysus #dc #dcu #dc comics #td:r #dc hc #my brain

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mistergreatbones · 2 days

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Bernard is nothing if not an overconfident idiot and 100% refers to Bruce as “B” like he knows him.

#leo says shit #batfam #bernard dowd #bruce wayne

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cosmicpoutine · 12 hours

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bernard having a physics degree but being a chef is the most accurate thing i've ever seen in my life and i say this as someone who's marrying a woman who has a degree in computer science but choses to be a chef

#bernard dowd #and im a drop-out #we're literally timbern

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humblefryingpan · 1 day

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I'm a timbern girlie 100% but what do you think, random strangers?

Do not ship him with the other batkids/bruce they are his family. I will delete your comment.

(I feel like my posts are getting pretty negative lately so here have another poll! I love posting these, you have no idea how much I hold back!)

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tayvengeance · 17 hours

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Thinking about Timbern being cozy in bed, bc how else do you help your vigilante boyfriend unwind after a long night

#timbern #timber #Tim Drake #bernard dowd #tim drake robin #red robin #dc robin fanart #dc comics #tim drake fanart #batfam

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morgangalaxy43 · 1 day

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Tim would probably be really embarrassed to introduce Bernard to his family because he would think that his boyfriend would find his family super weird but in actuality, Bernard is just really happy to find other people to talk about his conspiracy theories

#tim drake #bernard dowd #timber #batsiblings #batfamily #dc comics #batman headcanon #dc headcanon

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nightwolf14292 · 1 day

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This is inspired by @cosmicpoutine because I like their art a lot 😊

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shyjusticewarrior · 4 hours

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Bernard, staring: Hmm... *strokes chin*

Tim: What?

Bernard: Just trying to assess what kind of guy you are.

Bernard, internally: Specifically if you're the kind who likes other guys.

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oldmannapping · 3 days

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Fic: The Mouths of Babes

Summary: Bernard meets Lian Harper, who decides he's friend-shaped.

Roy and Tim have terrible boundaries. Bernard and Roy have their first fight - will this be the end of a beautiful friendship?

Part of the Networking series, where I singlehandedly try to make the "Roy Harper & Bernard Dowd" tag a thing.

Excerpt:

“My daddy says that the most important thing you can do is challenge yourself. That’s why I make sure I brush my teeth even when I don’t want to, or go to school even when I don’t know anyone, and when I’m playing Minecraft I always make my axolotls swim in the ocean where can sharks eat them, so they challenge theirselves.”

“Uh.” The end of that sounded like a very Joker thing to say, but Bernard didn’t want to get this kid offside. “That does sound challenging.”

Read it here

#roy harper #lian harper #batman fanfiction #tim drake #tim drake is bad at boundaries #bernard dowd #timbern #tim drake/bernard dowd #bamf bernard dowd #red robin fanfiction #red robin dc

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my-gf-timothy-jackson-drake · 20 hours

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i've been giving him green eyes all this time when a better option has been there all along

#timber #tim drake #bernard dowd

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arcventi · 12 days

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Officer Grayson: *arrests Jason for whatever, probably annoying him on the job.* *He leads him away in handcuffs*

Jason: wait. Is that Tim?

Dick: omg it's Timmy!

Tim, on a date with Bernard:

Bernard: ... Why are that cop and the guy he arrested banging on the window and waving at us?

Tim: *dead inside*

#batfam #batman #jason todd #dc comics #dick grayson #red hood #tim drake #nightwing #red robin #bernard dowd

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nicomoon69 · 3 hours

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spider bernard doodles + dnd/fantasy AU I’ve been crafting inside my brain

still working on what everyone should be but what I do have (tho it’s still up for change tbh):

Tim: elf, cleric or paladin

Bernard: tiefling, warlock

Cass: aasimar, monk or paladin

Bruce: human, paladin

Jason: undead (human), rogue -> barbarian

Steph: halfling, ranger

Dick: half-elf, sorcerer

Damian: half-elf, druid

Duke: fire genasi, wizard

again, everything is up for change but I have so many ideas for fun scenarios with them

#spiderman benard dowd #spider bernard #bernard dowd #spiderman #marvel x dc #dc #dcu #dc comics #fantasy au #dnd #cassandra cain #tim drake #batfam #nicomoon69

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ditzybat · 27 days

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one of those tiktok gotham university reporters approaching bernard on the way to one of his bio classes: thoughts on red robin?

bernard, mildly sleep deprived, and knowing full well what tim’s night life is like: smash [proceeds to walk away like nothing happened]

#tim: i don’t know wether to be offended my boyfriend said he’d smash red robin or not #jason: you do realize YOU are red robin - right?#tim: technicalities- he’s my number one opp now #dc #tim drake #bernard dowd #jason todd #robin #red robin #red hood #timbern

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