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After they’re free Bruce takes the baby home to find his parents and he comes back to a message on in computer with Talia like “did the drop off go smoothly?”
And Bruce is like “what drop off?”
And Talia is like “well I staged this emergency and some allies were supposed to explain to you the situation.”
Bruce is like “no??”
And Talia explains that being centuries old is not good for the old noggin and Ra’s is going a little bit crazy so she staging a coop. And although it breaks her heart, she decides it’s best for Damian, their son, to be raised with Bruce.
So now… Bruce has a baby. And he’s so scared but so happy that this little cutie patootie is all his.
(Bonus points if there’s Tim angst because Bruce is so soft now and is there a point for him to be Robin anymore? But Bruce is in the nursery talking to Damian about how clever his big brother is. Bonus Bonus points if Tim overhears but thinks Bruce is referring to Dick or Jason)
Can someone write a fic where Bruce is on a JL mission and they somehow get a baby that they need to take care of until they find their parents. And all the JL members just cannot stop this baby from crying (this is before Clark has Jon so he’s pretty clueless with babies still) and eventually Bruce is like, “give them to me.”
And the JL is like “uhh, we don’t know if we should trust BATMAN with a baby, but at this point… fuck it.” And hand the baby over to him.
And Batman tucks the baby into his chest and softly bounces them, talking to them gently in a deep rumbly voice. “It’s okay sweetheart. Shhh, you’re safe.” And eventually, the baby doesn’t just stop crying, but falls asleep.
And the JL just stand there, gobsmacked. Because what the fuck??? Why is the Batman so good with babies??? And the rest of the mission Batman just has the baby because a) they don’t want them to wake up and start fussing again. And b) because Batman looks genuinely happy (as happy as Batman can be without deeply horrifying the JL).
RAAAAAH THIS IS SOOO GOOD!!! Bruce adjusting Flashes hand!! SINGING TO HIM!! GAH SO GOOD EXACTLY WHAT I CRAVED!!!
Can someone write a fic where Bruce is on a JL mission and they somehow get a baby that they need to take care of until they find their parents. And all the JL members just cannot stop this baby from crying (this is before Clark has Jon so he’s pretty clueless with babies still) and eventually Bruce is like, “give them to me.”
And the JL is like “uhh, we don’t know if we should trust BATMAN with a baby, but at this point… fuck it.” And hand the baby over to him.
And Batman tucks the baby into his chest and softly bounces them, talking to them gently in a deep rumbly voice. “It’s okay sweetheart. Shhh, you’re safe.” And eventually, the baby doesn’t just stop crying, but falls asleep.
And the JL just stand there, gobsmacked. Because what the fuck??? Why is the Batman so good with babies??? And the rest of the mission Batman just has the baby because a) they don’t want them to wake up and start fussing again. And b) because Batman looks genuinely happy (as happy as Batman can be without deeply horrifying the JL).
Can someone write a fic where Bruce is on a JL mission and they somehow get a baby that they need to take care of until they find their parents. And all the JL members just cannot stop this baby from crying (this is before Clark has Jon so he’s pretty clueless with babies still) and eventually Bruce is like, “give them to me.”
And the JL is like “uhh, we don’t know if we should trust BATMAN with a baby, but at this point… fuck it.” And hand the baby over to him.
And Batman tucks the baby into his chest and softly bounces them, talking to them gently in a deep rumbly voice. “It’s okay sweetheart. Shhh, you’re safe.” And eventually, the baby doesn’t just stop crying, but falls asleep.
And the JL just stand there, gobsmacked. Because what the fuck??? Why is the Batman so good with babies??? And the rest of the mission Batman just has the baby because a) they don’t want them to wake up and start fussing again. And b) because Batman looks genuinely happy (as happy as Batman can be without deeply horrifying the JL).
I know you don't ship Brutalia, but will we see her again? I think if she knew Damian was with him she would go there immediately and just be a tiny ball of tears 24/ lol. She loved her baby so much 😭😭😭
Yes! Talia will return!!
Yeah, it’s true that I don’t really ship Brutalia, I ship them more in a divorce way. My ideal Brutalia dynamic is they truly loved each other at one point, but have since grown apart. But they still wish the best for each other, if not for the nostalgia of their younger years, for their son. They both mutually agreed that if it comes down to it, they would sacrifice the other to save Damian.
Also, if Talia’s in town, Selina and Bruce definitely make room for three in their bed if you know what I mean 😏
Considering all the mischief the other kids have probably caused in the Batmobile, I don't think Bruce would let Damian in it. The other kids know what those buttons do, and they pressed them anyway!
Bruce: [*Wartime flashback to Tim 'accidentally' ejecting him out of the driver's seat*] "Actually, I think the Batmobile is too dangerous for a ride... (and the Batwing, the Batcopter, Batsub, Batcycle.")
~JasonTodd'sGhost 👻
I feel like Jason would take him in the Batmobile and fuck with him a bit. Like that one clip of the police officer with the little kids in his car and he’ll be like “what’s this button do?”
I was like "Would Damian like the Batmoblie?" I then I realized that the Batmobile is the Gotham kids equivalent of a firetruck. And every kid loves firetrucks.
clark grounds jonathan from his phone, and promptly receives a message from damian saying.
"Clark,
I am aware of the need for consequence in a child's upbringing. However, Jon and I have important matters to attend to, which you have interrupted by disallowing his use of a mobile device. I do not deem it necessary to inform you of the explicit details of those matters, but you must know that they are of an urgent nature.
May I have you reminded of who carries the Green K on them at all times, and whom that could be fatal to.
Sorry if this is intrusive, but can you go a little into your art process? I really like your style and it would be cool to see how you do it.
Not intrusive at all! I would love to share some of my art process here. Problem is is that I don't exactly know how to explain everything that I do well.
Here's a speed paint of one of the frames from a tiktok to give you an idea of how I work.
As for making comics and stuff I really should make a note of all my ideas so I can keep track of them. But I usually just think of an idea, sketch out all the panels, type out the dialogue and create the speech bubbles, and then colour.
A big tip I can give to beginner artists is that if something isn't working, like the hand looks weird, or the eyes are crossed, and you can't fix it. Just skip over it for now and come back to it later. Or just leave it fucked up and finish it. Things are going to look fucked up sometimes, and that's okay.
I wish my art was more like Juni Ba's. Boy Wonder came out recently and I haven't read it yet but my god is the art so beautiful. Like it's so simplistic but it really shows off the emotion of the character. Ugh so good!!!!
✏️ Do you prefer traditional art or digital to relax?
Idk, I've done mostly digital for a while now, but I'm starting to pick up traditional again. I really like using alcohol markers.
🙃 Which is easier: faces facing left, right, or front view?
I'm most comfortable drawing faces at a 3/4 turn, doesn't matter which way. I think I have them mostly facing right, but that's mostly for composition reasons. It leads the eye to the next panel kinda thing.
🎼 Your favorite music to draw to right now?
I don't usually listen to music when I draw. Most of the time I watch really long video essays (godbless hbomberguy) but right now I'm listening to Dimension 20 Fantasy High. I'm sophomore year right now and I'm kinda hoping I can catch up before the grand finale of Junior Year.
🌗 Is night or day better for drawing?
I find when I get tired, my work gets really sloppy, so daytime definiately. Or the evenings. Or mornings. Afternoons my monkey brain goes "Nap Time Now!" so that's fun.
I may be totally misunderstanding the question here, but straight, slightly curved lines. I really like doing the jawline/cheek of characters, that's fun.
🐻 Your go-to things to draw when you need comfort?
I love portraits. So like, any comfort character (right now it's Damian) as like a portrait. That's my go to doodle too