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#incorrect horror movies
iamcinema · 9 months
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quartzlightz · 5 months
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Horror movie
Warriors, laughing: Holy shit Legend you scream like a girl!
Legend: Shut. Up.
Hyrule, Twilight, and Wild laugh at him, but still huddle under their blankets as they watch the movie.
The movie had gotten to an eerie, quiet part. All five of them were silent, focusing heavily on the movie.
They were so focused that they didn’t hear the light footsteps coming up from behind the couch.
Time, slamming his hands down on the back of the couch: Hello boys.
They scream their lungs out, Legend and Wars basically flying off the couch. Legend dragged twilight off the couch with him and Hyrule and Wild hugged each other for dear life.
And Time just cackled at their reaction.
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adharastarlight · 2 years
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*Remus and Sirius watching a horror movie together, pre wolfstar*
Sirius: *cuddling into Rem’s chest to hide* aren't you scared? ?
Remus, realising he's in love: ...terrified
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James: *glances at Reg as someone's mauled on the screen* aren't you scared?
Regulus, indifferent but cuddled into his chest regardless: nope, are you?
James: of you? A little
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circus-opossum · 1 month
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Lawrence: Go fuck yourself.
Adam: *smugly* Sure, but only if you watch
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padawansuggest · 9 months
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Cody: *looks over to stunned shiny after his first direct encounter with a Sith that they survived* You okay?
Shiny: Well, I didn’t shit my pants, so…
Cody: …good enough. That’s a goal to keep, I guess.
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blossomsl0ve · 2 years
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Incorrect quotes | The Boy |
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Y/n: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.
Brahms : FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?
Y/n: No! Four to five seconds!
Brahms : Too late!!!
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Y/n: What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Brahms : Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'.
Y/n: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!
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Brahms: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I’M SORRY]
Y/n: What's that?
Brahms: Remorse code.
Y/n: I'm even angrier now.
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Y/n: God, give me patience.
Brahms: I think you mean 'give me strength'.
Y/n: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.
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Brahms: Physically, yes, I could fight a bird. But emotionally? Imagine the toll
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Y/n: bitches b like “im baby” but have childhood trauma and neglect like wtf do u know about being baby u were forced to grow up from an early age anyways I’m bitches
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luci-is-a-bitch-x3x · 5 months
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*Mammon being chased by Lucifer*
Mammon: Karasu! Call the police!
Karasu: Playing "Fuck the Police" by N.W.A *Starts playing the song*
*Fuck the Police playing as Mammon gets his ass beat*
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the-mortal-incorrects · 5 months
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Talking about if they were in a horror movie Jace: You’ll be the first to die. Jace: No offence, just stating the facts. Simon: I was gonna say “what about someone else”, but no you’re right.
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arrowmaker15 · 5 months
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(Jason and Dick staring at each other intently)
Duke, whispering: What are they doing?
Barbara, whispering back: Those two are arguing over which movie to watch; a horror movie or a comedy.
Jason: You used to love horror movies! Now you can't even watch slight gore!
Dick: I have good reason!
Jason: You can't use the fact that I died as your reason to avoid these movies!
Dick: I-... I'm not-
Barbara: Bullshit!
Duke: Babs!
Barbara: What? It is and I prefer horror over comedy. I'm with Jason on this one.
Jason: See, Dickhead!? Babs agrees with me!
Dick: That is not-
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fandomnerd9602 · 11 months
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Richie is pulled into the dark. The lights flicker...
Venom: you like slasher horror? Lame.
Amber aims her gun into the dark...
Venom grabs her by the neck...
Venom: I found cosmic horror to be much scarier.
Amber screams as Venom bites her head off...
Venom shifts back into Y/N and approaches Sam...
Y/N: you good?
Sam: yeah...you?
Y/N: never better
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for @spiderfan922
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iamcinema · 8 months
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gayforgarica · 6 months
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incorrect quotes (FNAF)
William : I'm a reverse necromancer. Vanessa: Isn't that just killing people? William : Ah, technicality
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he11swinter · 1 year
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Bo and Lester: Can we get takeout?
Vincent: We have food at home.
The food at home:
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ijustloveobeymeok · 2 years
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MC: Made Mammon scream last night
Leviathan: What the fuck
MC: screamed real loud
Asmodeus: What the FUCK
MC: bet no one's made him scream like I did
Satan, pissed: MC, please we really don't need to know
Mammon, who absolutely did not appreciate being pulled off his bed by the legs at 3 am after watching Paranormal Activity alone with the lights off in order to win a bet against MC which in hindsight was probably just the first part of a very elaborate, mean joke: THEY REALLY DON'T NEED TO KNOW
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Michael: Accidentally went and got killed yesterday but the gods won’t let me die so I’m back.
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comingupforblair · 7 months
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Gloria: Where’s Barbie?
Sasha: Watching movies in her room. She said she’d never seen a horror movie so I gave her a selection of my favourites.
Gloria: Oh, God. I better go to her.
Gloria, coming into Barbie’s room: Hey, honey. Are you okay?
Barbie, nestled comfortably in bed in a pink pyjamas hoodie: Hey, babe! I’m loving horror so far. I just finished The Babadook and The Exorcist and was about to start Scream 4. You want to join me?
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