i want to push mark hoffman down the stairs so he goes *thunk thunk thunk* ljke a big box when he falls
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Is Adam Faulkner-Stanheight really the token SAW gay the community thinks he is, or can we as a collective just not accept the reality of Lawrence Gordon being the REAL token gay?
Adam flirts w rockstar looking girls he sees in the hallway of his apartment and dates crunchy vegan chicks. Lawrence willingly cheats on his stunning, perfect, 10/10, beautiful wife and gently caresses the face of the scandalously young men he shoots in dinghy bathrooms. Which one of those sounds gayer?
He’s not the homo we want, but he’s the homo we deserve.
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Guys trust me Adam is totally alive he was the one who took the pictures for the traps in saw 4 and helped design the darkroom trap guys don't worry don't worry Amanda just thought she killed him like she did with Eric and then Hoffman saved both of them and Hoffman brought Lawrence his little gay boyfriend and Lar nursed him back to health and he takes pictures for them for their traps and research on future victims guys you gotta believe me I saw it with my own two eyes I swear I actually wrote the script and I met Adam himself he told me
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being a saw fan on tumblr is seeing the most gut wrenching heart destroying brain eating bone dissolving teeth gnawing post about Amanda and then the next post being “hes so baby gurl 🥹🥹🥹” and it’s strahm covered in blood just absolutely soaked
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