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bones4thecats · 3 months

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I haven't done these in a while so...

At A Staff Meeting... ~ Divus Crewel: I was voted “friendliest classmate” in high school. Mozus Trein: I was voted “most likely to become a clown”… Dire Crowley: You think that’s bad? HA! I was voted “most likely to get rabies”!

When Grim Goes To The ADeuce Duo For Help... ~ Grim: Yuu's mad at me, and I'm not sure why. Deuce Spade: Okay, did you talk before they got upset? Grim: …yes? Ace Trappola: That's probably it.

This Is What Happens When You Marry the Cater Diamond... ~ Cater Diamond: Hey, babe, remember how I had to go to the pharmacy to pick up my ADHD meds? Y/N - Reader: Yes? Cater Diamond: Well, it turns out they're all out for the next five days. Y/N - Reader: ... Cater Diamond: It's gonna be a fun week! Y/N - Reader: I'm going to Trey's house. Cater Diamond: Nuh-uh. Through sickness and health, motherfucker.

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blackopals-world · 6 months

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Trey:What are you drawing?

Jester!Yuu: (scribbling in crayon) my wedding plans. That me and that's Acey.

Trey:You can't marry Ace.

Jester!Yuu: fine...Deucey.

Trey:Just as bad.

Jester!Yuu: CayCay?

Trey: He has commitment issues.

Jester!Yuu: Riri?

Trey: I love you both but...no.

Jester!Yuu: (running off) I know! Leechy! I'll marry Floyd!

Trey: (chasing them) No no no! You get back here! Anyone but him!

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twistedmionn · 1 month

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Twisted Wonderland incorrect #133

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lowcallyfruity · 4 months

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TWST INCORRECT QUOTES 😈

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viviennevermillion · 5 months

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twistedwonderlandobsession · 5 months

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Riddle: Why dose prefect seem so upset, all I said was hello and they were irritible

Ace: Do you not know? The greasy hair, the eyebags, the tanking grades.

Riddle: Greasy hair?

Carter: I fixed that with some dry shampoo

Ace: Do you seriously not know?

Riddle: Know What?

Carter: Ya bitch is goin through burnout or depression

Trey: Yea... it looks like it

Riddle: Then why are they angry and not sad or mopey

Carter: My guess Is that Ace forced then out of bed

Trey: Where are they now?

Ace: Deuce is forcing them to take a bath

Cater: I got em some clothes

Riddle: WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY FORCE!?

Ace: Chill, I just swapped the lock around do Deucey boy is gonna lock them in the bathroom till they shower.....By the way Deuce and trey are in charge of emotional support

Trey: Not complaining. I'll totally do it but but why me?

Carter: LMAO he thinks the rest of us could do it

Trey:....Fair enough

Carter: Oh and Riddle your on their grades and shit

Riddle: *Visibly irritated* Shit?

Carter:....I meant stuff

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fell-fell · 6 months

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Riddle: Did you tell anybody else about this?

Ace: I only told Deuce

Deuce: And i told Cater

Cater: And i told many, many people

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shakunetsubonfire · 17 days

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guess who's back

#twst #twisted wonderland #twst memes #twst incorrect quotes #ace trappola #deuce spade #heartslaybul #cater diamond #jack howl #savanaclaw #jade leech #vil schoenheit #leona kingscholar #rook hunt #trey clover #idia shroud #neige leblanche #jamil viper

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overheardbyvarioustherapists · 3 months

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Ace: I mean, small animals are way more vicious. It’s because their anger has less space to be bottled up in. Riddle: That’s ridiculous. Give me one example of this. Cater: Spiders. Deuce: Wasps. Trey: Chihuahuas. Ace: Epel, Yuu, yourself. Riddle: Epel and Yuu, popping up out of nowhere: Y'all say something? Ace, startled: WHAT THE FUCK?!?!

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lokiinwonderland · 9 months

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luxthestrange · 8 months

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TWST Incorrect quotes#587 (ΦωΦ^)

Ace: Yuu ya damn mother f*cker

Everyone else watching him make the best man toast at Trey’s and Your’e wedding: …

Ace: I said you’re not my mom/dad one time—

#twst disney #twst #twisted wonderland x reader #twisted wonderland x yuu #twst yuu #twst heartslabyul #heartslaybul x reader #trey clover #trey clover x yuu #ace trappola #deuce spade #riddle rosehearts #cater diamond #twst incorrect quotes #twst fluff #incorrect quotes

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blackopals-world · 1 month

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Jester!Yuu: (being walked back to Heartslabyul in handcuffs)

Riddle: What could they have done to be arrested for?

Disciplinary!Yuu: Causing Mayham.

Ace: (also in handcuffs and proud) Funny business.

Deuce: (in handcuffs too and sad) tomfoolery.

Cater:(Not in handcuffs but filmed everything) Japery and other nonsense.

Disciplinary!Yuu: Yes, all that and generally Taking the Piss.

Jester!Yuu: Officer I reserve the right to evoke the Jester's privilege! I do what I want in the name goofs and giggles!

(They decided to turn a classroom into a disco and sang renditions of "September", "Let's Groove", and "Boogie Wonderland")

(Footage of the crime! Disgusting!)

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twistedmionn · 1 month

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Twisted Wonderland incorrect #128

Pls comment if you see this post— my engagement has been lower than usual lately & I'm trying to see if I'm shadowbanned

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lowcallyfruity · 23 days

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Twst incorrect quotes 😨?!

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duskymrel · 3 months

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Part 5 of TWST as my friend group quotebook

austism go crazy. also anything with a '^' was something said or done by yours truly <3

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^Jade: *sneezes*

Azul: Why do you sneeze so politely but also violently

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^Idia: I'm pretty sure the nacho cheese at school will give me cancer

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Cater: The urge to be an independent woman leaving my body the second I see my math score. (I'll need to marry rich).

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Malleus: *makes his Kahoot name 'thing'"*

^Leona: You're literally objectifying yourself. Whatever happened to feminism?

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^Ace: What is Crewels last name????

Jack and Epel:

Jack and Epel: BAHAHGSJDSHSHA 💀

^Ace: I hope you all choke and die on holy water

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^Ruggie, doing Leona's makeup: What's your eye shape?

Leona: Black

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Jamil, to ^Azul: I fee bad for whatever prehistoric fish evolved into whatever you are

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Jade: B- but Azul 😔

Floyd: What do you mean we can't sit on your lap while you take a shit? 💔💔💔

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Sebek: stop showing me ads for SEX WEED 1!1!2!1!!!!!1!1!!!1!21!1!1!1!

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^Epel: Oh my GOD its hotter than Satan's sticky, sweaty, puckering asshole in here.

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^Floyd: If I rip your dick off and above it up your ass, is that masturbation or gay sex?

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Ruggie, to ^Leona: How you got all that in the front but nothing in the back?

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^Ace: But I'm too pretty to die. 💔

Jamil: I think your ego is killing you faster than this run ever could.

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Lilia: Are you and Malleus dating?

^Yuu: Uh... No???? Why?

Lilia: You were nice to him.

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Idia: MF HE DOESN'T KNOW IT'S "UNHOLY" QUIT KINKSHAMING HIM YOU SAD FUCK

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Vil: If someone says I have a red flag I'll just say "well, at least I look good in red"

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This was so silly !!!1!1!11!1!1!! (We're all delusional)

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demon-lover-669 · 1 year

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For my friends with tibbies~ ❤️ ((I have big tibbies and a interesting mind))

Y/n: *doing laundry with Ace and deuce*

Ace: y/n? Why are you washing your sling shots? *holding up a bra*

Deuce: *turning bright red* that’s not a sling shot

Y/n: *turning to get more clothes for the line* Um Ace…

Ace: oh! Is it like ear muffs? *putting it on his head*

Cater: *walks past seeing this and takes a picture*

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