#guardians of the galaxy volume 2 quotes

[jackie-sugarskull]

George: You have issues.

Krupp: Well, of course I have issues! *points at Bernice* THAT’S MY FREAKING MOTHER!

#captain underpants #captain underpants the first epic movie #captain underpants: the first epic movie #the epic tales of captain underpants #george beard #mr krupp #bernice krupp #incorrect captain underpants quotes #incorrect cu quotes #source: guardians of the galaxy volume 2

[halo20601]

"What...?" (Persona 5 ACAU Incorrect Quotes)

Goro: "Your parents were brilliant when it came to their research in Cognitive Psience. But they lacked the vision for what it could be used for. How it could fix this country. Still, it did hurt me giving them that mental shutdown."

Sojiro (now realizing Goro was responsible for causing the car accident that not only killed his parents, but Wakaba as well): "What...?"

Goro: "Now, I know that sounds bad..." (Before he could finish, Sojiro shoots Goro until he runs out of bullets.)

#source: guardians of the galaxy #guardians of the galaxy volume 2 #Persona 5 #Adult Confidant AU #scruffyturtles #incorrect quotes #Persona 5 ACAU #sojiro sakura #goro akechi

[incorrect-starbula]

Mantis, pinned to the wall, blushing: A-are you going to kiss me? Gamora: *pulls out her sword* Think again. Mantis, blushing harder: You’re going to stab me?

#sorry to go all gamantis all of a sudden but i suddenly thought about that one scene in volume 2 but gay xD #gamantis #guardians of the galaxy #incorrect quotes #mantis #gamora #gamora x mantis #gotg3

[dogmanincorrectquotes]

Dog Man: No that’s not what I want! I-

Petey: *starts to gag*

Dog man: What are you doing?

Petey: I’m imagining being with you physically.

source: Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol. 2

#submission #source: guardians of the galaxy #source: guardians of the galaxy volume 2 #dog man #petey the cat #incorrect quotes #incorrect dog man quotes #thanks for the quote!

[ms-rampage]

I had to edit it 🤣🤣🤣

Based off of this post

#far cry 5 #the deputy #fc5 #faith seed #joseph seed #jacob seed #john seed #incorrect fc5 #incorrect far cry 5 #guardians of the galaxy quotes #guardians of the galaxy volume 2 quotes #my edits #fc5 memes #the seed family #project at eden's gate #fc5 peaches #fc5 cheeseburger

[totallycorrectlovquotes]

Spinner: I was cybernetically engineered to drive.

Dabi, puking: You were cybernetically engineered to be a d**chebag!

#spinner #dabi #touya todoroki #league of villains #bnha incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #my hero academia #boku no hero academia #source: guardians of the galaxy volume 2

[incorrectmadokaquotes]

Homura: All right, first you flick this switch, then this switch. That activates it. Then you push this button, which will give you five minutes to get out of there. Now, whatever you do, don’t push *this* button, because that will set off the bomb immediately and we’ll all be dead. Now, repeat back what I just said.

Charlotte: *cute noises*

Homura: Uh-huh.

Charlotte: *cute noises*

Homura: That’s right.

Charlotte: [pointing to the death button] *cute noises*

Homura: No! No, that’s the button that will kill everyone! Try again.

Charlotte: *cute noises*

Homura: Mmm-hmm.

Charlotte: *cute noises*

Homura: Uh-huh.

Charlotte: [pointing to the death button] *cute noises*

Homura: No! That’s exactly what you just said! How is that even possible? Which button is the button you’re supposed to push? Point to it.

[Charlotte points to the death button]

Homura: *No*!

#incorrect quotes #source: guardians of the galaxy volume 2 #source: mcu #puella magi madoka magica #homura akemi #charlotte #bebe

[totally-correct-mha]

Iida: What is that? 

Bakugo: It’s a bomb. 

Iida: And you just leave it lying around?!  

Bakugo: I was gonna’ put it in a box! 

Iida: What good is a box going to do?! 

Bakugo: You just wanna’ suck the joy out of everything.

#Iida Tenya #katsuki bakugou #incorrect bnha quotes #source: guardians of the galaxy volume 2 #my hero academia #boku no hero academia #mha

[novelist-becca]

Zim: You humans have issues.

Dib: Well of course I have issues! (Points at Prof. Membrane) THAT’S MY FREAKING FATHER!

#invader zim incorrect quotes #invader zim #source: guardians of the galaxy 2 #guardians of the galaxy volume 2

[askthenordic2ps]

2P!Denmark: “Thats how eyesight works, you stupid raccoon.”

2P!Finland: “Don’t call me a raccoon!”

2P!Denmark: “I’m sorry. I took it too far. I meant trash panda.”

2P!Finland: *glances at HK* “Is that better?”

Hong Kong: “I don’t know.”

2P!Denmark: *laughing* “It’s worse. It’s so much worse.”

#2p denmark #2p finland #aph hong kong #hws hong kong #incorrect quote #source: guardians of the galaxy volume 2

[dame-chat-blanc]

Queen Bee: Geez, you’ve got issues, Chat!

Chat: Damn right, I’ve got issues!

[Hawkmoth suddenly appears in front of them]

Chat: THAT’S MY FREAKING FATHER!

#chat noir #queen bee #chat noir and queen bee #miraculous ladybug #miraculous #incorrect quotes #incorrect miraculous ladybug quotes #tales of ladybug and cat noir #hawkmoth #source: guardians of the galaxy #volume 2

[totallycorrectfnafquotes]

Marionette: You people have issues.

Michael: Well of course I have issues! *points at Scraptrap* That's my freaking father!

#five nights at freddy's #fnaf #marionette #the puppet #michael afton #eggs benedict #totally correct fnaf quotes #source: guardians of the galaxy volume 2

[celestialprince02]

I saw a text post I got inspiration

#thorquill #thunderlord #Thor Odinson #thor the god of thunder #thor the dark world #thor #thor ragnarok #peterquill #star lord #starlord #gotg #Guardians of the Galaxy #gotgvol2 #guardians of the galaxy volume 2 #chris pratt #chris hemsworth #incorrect quotes #incorrect thorquill quotes

[irate-pirate-bi-27]

Nebula: There is nothing more infuriating than hearing people attempt to sound smart by using big words but misusing them.

Mantis: I completely photosynthesise with this.

#bugborg #mantis #nebula #mantis x nebula #nebula x mantis #gotg #gotg 2 #guardians of the galaxy #guardians of the galaxy volume 2 #incorrect quotes #mcu

[marypoppinswasmyfatherbitches]

Peter: YOU SAID YOU WERE GONNA EAT ME!

Yondu: 

#Guardians of the Galaxy #Volume 2 #Peter Quill #Star-Lord #Yondu Udonta #Yondad #Kid Peter #Mary Poppins #Disney #gif #Quotes #Shitpost #My Post

[ms-rampage]

Deputy: John later on tonight you're gonna be laying in your bed, there's gonna be something squishy in your pillowcase, and you're gonna be like "Whats this?" and it's gonna be because I PUT A TURD IN THERE!

John: You put your turd in my bed, I skin you

Deputy: Oh it won't be my turd. It'll be Jacob's!

Jacob (laughs loudly): I have famously huge turds

Joseph: We're about to die, and this is what we're discussing?!?

#far cry 5 #john seed #jacob seed #joseph seed #faith seed #fc5 #the seed family #the deputy #incorrect far cry 5 #incorrect fc5 #guardians of the galaxy 2 quotes #guardians of the galaxy volume 2 quotes #Deputy and John arguing over whos the better pilot and who should fly the plane #Faith as Groot?? 🤔🤔 #why did the Deputy steal batteries?? 🤔🤔😂😂