Tumgik
#invader zim incorrect quotes
ms-scarletwings · 4 months
Text
Control Brain, restraining Zim: This one is machine and nerve, and has its mind concluded…
Control Brain, restraining Dib: This one is but flesh and faith, and is the more deluded…
20 notes · View notes
thatonegeekygirl · 1 year
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
just a normal conversation between a faulty alien and his infuriating human companion
100 notes · View notes
liquidpaperfoundation · 5 months
Text
Zim: Because of the effect of the brain waves, nobody remembered what happened-- except Dib. And nobody believed him or cared what he had to say.
6 notes · View notes
Conversation
Keef: He’s a 10 but he has a pet
Zim: Oh, OK, cool-
Keef: Specifically a dog
Zim:
Zim: Are you talking about me-
26 notes · View notes
weirdkev27 · 2 months
Text
Angel Dust: Sir Pentious? I thought Adam killed you?
Sir Pentious: Yeah, but I’m okay now.
209 notes · View notes
incorrect-zadr · 3 months
Text
Dib: what do we do if our child is ugly?
Zim: kill it and make a new one
Dib: oh yeah
Tak: what the fuck?
Gaz: they’re talking about Sims
127 notes · View notes
roththeprimordial · 5 months
Text
Aang: Oh no! Danny, Jimmy, Timmy, and SpongeBob are all knocked out! Jenny: Well, how to we wake them up? Zim: How about we give them a nice little BEATING to wake them up? Aang: No! Wait! I have a less violent idea... (Aang takes a deep breath before screaming) Aang: THERE'S A GHOST OF A FAIRY WHO'S EATING A KRABBY PATTY AND WHO'S ALSO A SCIENTIST! (SpongeBob, Danny, Timmy, and Jimmy all twitch before slowly waking up) Danny: A ghost? Timmy: Of a fairy? SpongeBob: With a Krabby Patty? Jimmy: Who's also a scientist? Jenny: YOU FOUR ARE HOPELESS!!!
138 notes · View notes
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
A shitty comic I made when I was still on Instagram
Bonus Zim 👇😔
Tumblr media
236 notes · View notes
incorrect-fnaf-quotes · 4 months
Text
Cassidy: I thought we killed you?
Springtrap: Yeah, but I’m okay now.
112 notes · View notes
stephreynaart · 1 year
Text
Tumblr media
446 notes · View notes
ladymiraclewings · 3 months
Text
King Clawthorne: We put the fires out! Luz Noceda: You made them worse! The Collector: Worse? Or better?
37 notes · View notes
alien-slushie · 7 months
Text
Kenma: No one is as excited to see Shouyou as I am.
Lev: I AM!!!
Kenma: Not scientifically possible!
92 notes · View notes
cyber-streak-2 · 10 months
Text
*Spoilers for ROTB*
Scourge, staring: Bumblebee? I thought I killed you.
Bumblebee: Yeah, but I’m alright now.
117 notes · View notes
transkagaminelen · 2 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
41 notes · View notes
callsign-daydream · 1 month
Text
Maverick: Penny! We meet again! Penny: ...I just saw you three hours ago.
21 notes · View notes
ditzdove · 3 months
Text
Gaz: What if I lied this whole time and I'm actually 18?
Dib: Gaz, stop trying to get drugs.
Gaz: Don't suppress my interests.
Professor membrane : Clembrane? What are you doing here?
Clembrane, wearing a hawaiian shirt, sunglasses and holding a gatorade: My best.
Zim: I woke up and chose VIOLENCE. I WILL COMMIT ARSON AND BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!!! I AM ANGRY-
Dib: Awwww, you’re so adorable! Give me a hug~
Zim: Wh-What? nO, yOURE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF ME! TREMBLE BEFORE MY WRATH-
Clembrane, recording: This is so cute.
Clembrane: How would you like your pancakes?
Professor membrane: Plain.
Dib: With sprinkles!
Zim: Chocolate chips.
Gaz: Potatoes.
*Zim, Dib, and Professor membrane look at Gaz*
Gaz: What? They're good.
Dib: I love murder mysteries!
Zim, trying to impress them: I've been a suspect in four murder cases.
Gaz, to Dib: When was the last time you let someone hug you?
Dib: *thinking*
Dib: 2012.
Zim: 2012…?
Dib: Yeah. I almost died and it really freaked dad out so I let him hug me.
Dib: If I had a face like yours, I'd put it on a wall and throw a brick at it.
Zim: If I had a face like YOURS, I'd put it on a brick and throw a wall at it.
Zim: When did you become a hero?
Dib: Um… the moment I saved you from getting killed.
Zim: You’re the last person on earth I wanted to rescue me.
Dib: Well… sucks to be you, don’t it.
Gaz: Clembrane, gather the others. We need to have another Dib-is-doing-something-stupid-again-and-we-have-to-stop-them-before-they-hurt-someone convention.
Clembrane: What are you writing?
Gaz: The government wants to know what kind of weapons we have in the house. I'm letting them know it's private information.
Dib, looking over Gaz's shoulder: This just says 'fuck around and find out' in calligraphy.
Zim: I’m a bad person, I’m a very bad person, I’m a horrible person.
The Squad:
Zim: No you’re not, Zim! We still love you, Zim!
Dib: Ok so, apparently the "bad vibes" I've been feeling are actually severe psychological distress.
Zim: How do tall people people possibly sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you?
Dib : Zim, it's four o'clock in the morning.
Zim: So, you can't sleep, huh? Is it because of the blanket?
Dib: If you see me talking to myself, go away! I’m self-employed and we’re having a staff meeting!
Dib: Wow, it sure smells like wrong dog in here!
Professor membrane : Oh buddy...
Dib, already sobbing: ASK.
32 notes · View notes