Aang: Oh no! Danny, Jimmy, Timmy, and SpongeBob are all knocked out!
Jenny: Well, how to we wake them up?
Zim: How about we give them a nice little BEATING to wake them up?
Aang: No! Wait! I have a less violent idea...
(Aang takes a deep breath before screaming)
Aang: THERE'S A GHOST OF A FAIRY WHO'S EATING A KRABBY PATTY AND WHO'S ALSO A SCIENTIST!
(SpongeBob, Danny, Timmy, and Jimmy all twitch before slowly waking up)
Danny: A ghost?
Timmy: Of a fairy?
SpongeBob: With a Krabby Patty?
Jimmy: Who's also a scientist?
Jenny: YOU FOUR ARE HOPELESS!!!
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Gaz: What if I lied this whole time and I'm actually 18?
Dib: Gaz, stop trying to get drugs.
Gaz: Don't suppress my interests.
Professor membrane : Clembrane? What are you doing here?
Clembrane, wearing a hawaiian shirt, sunglasses and holding a gatorade: My best.
Zim: I woke up and chose VIOLENCE. I WILL COMMIT ARSON AND BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!!! I AM ANGRY-
Dib: Awwww, you’re so adorable! Give me a hug~
Zim: Wh-What? nO, yOURE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF ME! TREMBLE BEFORE MY WRATH-
Clembrane, recording: This is so cute.
Clembrane: How would you like your pancakes?
Professor membrane: Plain.
Dib: With sprinkles!
Zim: Chocolate chips.
Gaz: Potatoes.
*Zim, Dib, and Professor membrane look at Gaz*
Gaz: What? They're good.
Dib: I love murder mysteries!
Zim, trying to impress them: I've been a suspect in four murder cases.
Gaz, to Dib: When was the last time you let someone hug you?
Dib: *thinking*
Dib: 2012.
Zim: 2012…?
Dib: Yeah. I almost died and it really freaked dad out so I let him hug me.
Dib: If I had a face like yours, I'd put it on a wall and throw a brick at it.
Zim: If I had a face like YOURS, I'd put it on a brick and throw a wall at it.
Zim: When did you become a hero?
Dib: Um… the moment I saved you from getting killed.
Zim: You’re the last person on earth I wanted to rescue me.
Dib: Well… sucks to be you, don’t it.
Gaz: Clembrane, gather the others. We need to have another Dib-is-doing-something-stupid-again-and-we-have-to-stop-them-before-they-hurt-someone convention.
Clembrane: What are you writing?
Gaz: The government wants to know what kind of weapons we have in the house. I'm letting them know it's private information.
Dib, looking over Gaz's shoulder: This just says 'fuck around and find out' in calligraphy.
Zim: I’m a bad person, I’m a very bad person, I’m a horrible person.
The Squad:
Zim: No you’re not, Zim! We still love you, Zim!
Dib: Ok so, apparently the "bad vibes" I've been feeling are actually severe psychological distress.
Zim: How do tall people people possibly sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you?
Dib : Zim, it's four o'clock in the morning.
Zim: So, you can't sleep, huh? Is it because of the blanket?
Dib: If you see me talking to myself, go away! I’m self-employed and we’re having a staff meeting!
Dib: Wow, it sure smells like wrong dog in here!
Professor membrane : Oh buddy...
Dib, already sobbing: ASK.
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