Our next theory, brought forth by Bernard Dowd, is that Batman and Batwoman are the same genderfluid person
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CMON YOU SONS OF BITCHES I HAVE FRIENDS TO VISIT
text: GIVE ME TRAINS!
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Genderqueer theater kids pronouns Zip/Zap/Zop
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I'd really just love for Stobin to have a cat in their little apartment that CONTINUALLY catches this same bat, same one. Each time. Stobin KNOW it's the same bat, because it has a little scar on its tiny lil fuzzy cheek.
The cat never HURTS the little bat, but it just, catches it and takes it home.
Each time, they take it out away from the apartment, away from the confusing lights and release it back into the wild, because it's a healthy lil bat, really enjoys landing on Steve's head, much to Steve's amusement and Robins panic over rabies.
What they don't know, is the bat is in cahoots with the cat, and just can't seem to find the right time to turn back into his humanoid vampire self and admit his big dumb gay crush on Steve.
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THE ASLEEP ARE ASLEEP
THE AWAKE ARE AWAKE
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sorry, babygirl, but i can’t breed a swiftie
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The day the child realizes The Beatles are a bunch of assholes he becomes an adult. The day he forgives them he becomes wise.
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All the other batkids wonder what they did in their past lives to end up becoming Robins
Except Jason
He knows his copper was shitty
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gabriel alliance ring acquired 😌
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Everyone say “thank you” to @yiga-hellhole for this
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