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ms-rampage · 6 months
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Paige: "Hey nice, what the hell is up with this crossbow shtick?."
Jess: "Its not a fucking crossbow! It's a bow and arrow, I'm not 12!."
Paige (laughs): "I love this chick, she's got rage issues."
Jess: "I don't have rage issues!."
Kate: "You know, psychologically speaking, vengeance rarely brings the catharsis we hope for."
Paige (nods): "Yeah."
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221bfakerstreet · 4 months
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the-silent-judge · 11 months
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Deputy: Sometimes, I feel something crawl over me at night...
Jacob: It's the consequences of your actions.
Joseph: The guilt that comes with your choices?
Faith: Past trauma-?
John: Oops, that's me! Sometimes, I sneak into your tent to cuddle!
Source!!
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mythicpal · 1 year
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Dep: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE Sharky: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially Dep, desperately, as Sharky bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE Sharky: Oh! B positive. Dep: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE Sharky:
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thewanderer-000 · 1 year
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FC5 incorrect quotes
*Jacob and John watching footage of the Deputy in the Whitetail Mountains*
Jacob: Take a look at the whole thing
*Deputy and friends crash on a quad*
John: Oh my goodness!
J: Whoa.
*Jacob rewinds to point of impact and Dep rolls away from crash, switches to another camera angle*
J: Watch her ability to roll.
When Dep hits the ground. Nice roll!
That's what they teach in Jiu Jitsu, John.
You gotta roll.
J: Gee-.
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gxmergurl · 2 years
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Joseph: "God give me patience."
Lucas: "Isn't the saying 'God give me strength?'"
Joseph: "If God gave me strength, everyone would be dead."
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turbo-virgins · 2 years
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Jacob: *chilling at Seed Ranch*
John: *fires a gun*
Jacob: *falls off couch*
Jacob: this is why Joseph doesn’t FUCKING love you
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aqueencomplexx · 2 years
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John: You’re the best partner ever.
Deputy: Partner??
John: We’re dating, right?
Deputy: We’re dating?!
John: Why else would I be flirting with you all the time???
Deputy: You were FLIRTING??!!
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I did that incorrect quote generator thing LMAOOO
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I saw someone do this and now I’m trapped in it LMAO
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hollypepper · 3 years
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Jacob: Wait, you read Faith's diary? Joseph: Yeah. I just skim it to make sure she's not on drugs. John: What does it say? Joseph: It says, ‘I’m not on drugs'.
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thatweirdoshep · 3 years
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“Rook Seed,” John hummed. “It has a nice ring to it.”
“Meh, sounds like a pretentious person’s way of saying bird seed to me.” Rook muttered, fiddling with their bounds.
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ms-rampage · 1 year
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Me to John Seed: "You're my favorite parasite… no wait, ringworm's my favorite parasite, you're my second-favorite parasite… I lied. Ringworm then rats with the plague, then you."
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221bfakerstreet · 4 months
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kikiack · 3 years
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John: Okay, help me please! Kai: Got two words for you. John: I bet they won't be helpful. Kai: Your problem. John: I was right
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mythicpal · 1 year
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Dep: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I’ve killed anybody. I’m not an arsonist. I’ve never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground. John: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.
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thewanderer-000 · 10 months
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Far Cry 5 more incorrect quotes
*Faith and Jacob walk into John's paperwork swamped office, not reading the room*
John: Well, well, well, if it isn't Mr. Bullshit and Dr. I'm Full Of Shit.
Jacob: In what way are we full of shit?
Faith: Which one of us has the PhD?
John: So how was your first weekend with the new recruits?
Jacob: It was great we did 14 hours. Will you sign our sheets?
Faith: Maybe give us a few more just for kicks. Round it up to 50?
John: Don't sass me. What, do you think I'm a push-over? Y'know what I used to eat for breakfast? Cocaine. Y'know what I used to eat for lunch? Cocaine.
Faith: What'd you have for dinner?
Jacob: Was it cocaine?
John: I will sign your sheets, but you need to know I'm not here to service your hours, I'm here to service these recruits. Do you think i give a shit if you guys go to prison, huh? I've been to prison. Oh, I have. I've been to prison. Prison of drugs, alcohol, and sick thoughts. I used to have sick thoughts. So, don't you come in here. Preaching to me. About hours when you're standing over there and you're standing over there, and I don't know which way is up.
*Faith and Jacob realize John isn't in the mood for their games today*
Faith: Um.
Jacob: Should we come back? We can come back.
Faith: Yeah.
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