Deputy: John later on tonight you're gonna be laying in your bed, there's gonna be something squishy in your pillowcase, and you're gonna be like "Whats this?" and it's gonna be because I PUT A TURD IN THERE!
John: You put your turd in my bed, I skin you
Deputy: Oh it won't be my turd. It'll be Jacob's!
Jacob (laughs loudly): I have famously huge turds
Joseph: We're about to die, and this is what we're discussing?!?
I know in the past I have talked about John and Faith’s relationship as siblings and I always thought that John cared about Faith and tried to protect her but...After I replayed far cry 5 I noticed something big.
During the mission; Wrath, there is an angel in Johns bunker. One of Johns men are drowning the angel who is mumbling the words “Help me faith, sheild me from sorrow” and “ Let the water wash away our sins”.
The only time the peggy stops trying to drown the Angel is when you either stealth kill the peggy or you alert all peggies in the area.
Shortly after this encounter and as you progress John starts making remarks about Faith and how she treats her angels ‘badly’. He seems to be scolding her but I also hear a hint of jealousy in his words. Like as if John hates the fact Faith isn’t a Seed by blood or maybe because he feels like hes competing with her for Josephs attention.
Yet its very hypocritical of John but certainly shows that on the outside he seems to pretend to care about Faith probably because he has to, because hes put up in the spotlight and has to pretend to be the kind caring brother Joseph wants him to be. But deep down John absolutely loathes Faith to her very core. For whatever reason it is. I could come up with thousands od theories, but after replaying and seeing this I had to question Faiths and Johns relationship.
Obviously they must be close enough for John to have Angels outside his bunker, but even before and after the mission you encounter angels constantly in Holland Valley.
I’d like to assume that its because the Angels are so doped up they just roam around where ever but if that was the case why don’t we ever see any in Whitetail Mountain in Jacobs region? I mean I doubt Jacob would kill Angels on the spot and face Joseph and Faiths wrath, but its just a thought.
my canon is quite simple tbf;;; its closer to the source than others ive seen, at least - the main thing i remember is being trapped in the black room, though, so that’s quite stressful,, whats yours like? -reko-id anon
awww i’m really sorry that sounds stressful tbh ajfjfjj
i don’t remember much from the black room tbh? i remember it feeling sucky but nothing too in depth
it’s kinda weird tho cus while most of my canons are pretty canon compliant save for a couple things (like i rarely ever have non canon relationships or anything like that) i do remember dating nao, and im also pretty sure sara came out to me as aro or aroace but that’s still kinda iffy i’m not rly sure
also we unofficially had like a found family thing it was so great ajdjdhsh me nd nao were together, sara was like a sister to me and we sorta adopted kanna<3
ooooh it’s actually coming 2 me now ok my most prominent memory (in-game) is when nao died actually, and when i played the game i voted 4 kanna but i remember sara voting for shin with like barely any hesitation sjdjdjsjw man i loved her so much /p aside from in game tho i do remember when alice got convicted for murder and breaking up the band n stuffs, man it was so stressful like holy shit,,,,,,,, it was so shocking too i never expected him to do something like that :(
yo i am. so sorry for that absjfjfjdjj man that was way too much ok. i really loved my reko tho even tho she’s an absolute emotional mess i still love her
One of my favourite things from Far Cry 5 was the tidbits you get off the random radios about the outside world. If you're lucky enough to find them you can hear how the world is literally falling apart and the lead up to the bombs being dropped. You can hear them from the outposts before they've been liberated and if you're lucky from the trucks from the cult after you've killed them and fort Drubman.
So while I'm having a little hyperfixation with Far Cry 5 as I'm playing it, I made edits of the characters and meshed their voice actor's faces with theirs to try and make them a little more realistic. I think Jacob and John came out best of all.
Where the Deputy accidentally kills Eli, and Kate comforts Wheaty through his sudden death.
Basically everything that happens after you kill Jacob (aka my husband)
Lone Wolf's Den
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Wheaty x Kate Winchester (OC) featuring Deputy Y/n (Gender neutral)
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Jacob Seed got you once again, you were going for a walk through the Whitetails, minding your own business, and the next thing you hear is that fucking song “Only You” play.
You blackout, and wake up in a cage yet again. You head spinning and in pain. You see the music box on the ground in front of your cage.
Eager, you reach for it, hoping to grab it and destroy the little bastard box. Next thing you see is Jacob’s foot crushing your hand.
You groan in pain, looking up and seeing that smug smirk on his face.
“Don’t worry you’ll be out of here soon enough” he tells you, he kneels down and grabs the box, “Did you think you were free?. Your little buddy”.
You knew he was talking about Pratt, he got you out of there the last Jacob got you.
“Went through a whole lot of trouble for nothing. That’s okay, he knows better now”.
He turns the little handle on the side of the box, about to make you kill more innocent people, or how he puts it “soldiers”.
You glare up at him, wanting to end this man once and for all.
“I told you, you’re not a hero” he continues, “You are a tool. Now you know your purpose. You’ve known it from the beginning”.
He opens the box and that fucking song plays again, sending you to do his bidding. Cull the Herd.
You go through another one of his trials, and you didn’t know it was your final trial where you make your sacrifice.
You noticed a slight difference once you went down that tunnel that sent you downwards. You didn’t think much of it, you continued with Jacob’s little game.
You knew you were gonna kill him eventually. You go down several hallways, killing every soldier you saw.
You turn a corner and you immediately start shooting at the person, not realizing it was Eli Palmer, then time froze. You feel yourself freeze, not being able to scream or move.
The only thing you can hear is your own heartbeat, beating rapidly fast.
You see Jacob, singing Only You while circling Eli. Everything felt like a matrix, it didn’t even dawn on you that you killed Eli, because Jacob made you kill him.
“Hey, only you could have gotten this close” he tells you, circling Eli, “Only you could have earned hsi trust. It was always only ever you. Good work. You did it. You passed your test. You made your sacrifice”.
My sacrifice? My sacrifice was Eli Palmer? Because Jacob couldn’t kill the man himself, so he had to psychological torture on me to do that?. That motherfucker!.
“But now, you’re alone, and you’re weak. And we know what happens to the weak. I cull the herd. It’s what I do. I’ll be outside waiting for you”.
He leaves the bunker, going outside. Once he leaves, you’re snapped back into reality, and Eli flies back getting hit by your bullets.
Too late to take your finger off the trigger, you kill Eli but it was an accident!. You didn’t mean to kill him! It was all Jacob!.
“Eli!” Tammy exclaims, running to his side on the floor, “No! no!”.
“Oh shit!” you mutter, voice weak. Realizing what you had done.
In shock, feeling paralyze you stand there frozen, “What the fuck did you do!” Wheaty yells. Turning you around to face him, pointing his pistol at you, “You fucking killed him!. You fucking piece of shit!”.
Tammy stops him from killing you, trying to calm him down.
She stops him from killing Deputy Y/n, she knows it was all Jacob. He’s done this before and he needs to be stopped. He made the Deputy kill Eli.
“It was Jacob” she tells him, “It was Jacob! He’s done this, we’ve seen this before”.
His girlfriend Kate hears the commotion, and rushes to the scene. Seeing Wheaty aim his gun at the Deputy, like Tammy, she stops him and sees Eli laying dead on the floor.
Tammy turns to Dep telling them that they better kill Jacob, or she’ll kill ‘em herself.
Wheaty along with Kate kneel next to him, Deputy Y/n goes outside to confront Jacob, determined to kill that motherfucker.
The others stay inside the bunker, kneeling next to Eli’s dead body. Kate holds Wheaty, comforting him through it all, letting him cry it out.
Jacob has done this to Kate’s older sister, the only mistake he made was letting her live. Tammy knows what he does, she knows Deputy Y/n didn’t mean to kill Eli, it was all Jacob’s work.
Kate comforts Wheaty through Eli’s untimely death, being his emotional support.
“Can’t believe he’s gone” he mutters, tears streaming down his cheeks. She rests her head on his shoulder, “He would’ve known Dep didn’t mean to do it” she tells him, holding his hand. Nodding his head, “I know” he mumbles, taking a deep breath, placing his hand over hers “I know”. Giving him the emotional support he needs, holding him in her arms.
Not long after Deputy Y/n kills the eldest Seed brother, freeing the Whitetail Mountains from him and his soldiers. Killing his men, and Judges he had thrown in front of them, feeling like a huge weight had been taken off their shoulders.
That evening the Whitetail Militia held a funeral ceremony for Eli. You went because you just had to, if it weren’t for Eli and the Militia you would’ve been one of Jacob’s permanent experiments, and been a member of the Cult.
Tammy stands before them, a torch in hand giving a speech about Eli, and how much honor he brought to the Militia.
His body laying on a pile of wood, Tammy standing in front of it.
“Each of us found the Whitetail in our own ways, but what brought us here was loss. Families. Friends”.
Deputy Pratt, Deputy Y/n, Wheaty, Kate and several other members of the Militia stand in front of her.
Kate holds Wheaty by the arm, she knows how much Eli meant to him, he took him in when his parents were killed. He practically raised him, he was like family to him, he looked up to him.
“Eli gave us back a little piece of that. He showed us the only thing we can rely on is each other” she continues, “He was my friend”.
She drops the torch underneath the pile of wood where Eli laid, “And I’m gonna miss him”. She approaches you, “It wasn’t you. Eli knows that”.
Wheaty approaches the pile of burning wood, “Eli thought if we could just hang on, Wait it out Eden’s Gate would just go away, but they won’t”.
The small crowd murmurs in agreement. “Cancer doesn’t fade. It grows, it spreads you have to cut it out. These fucking Peggies believe the end of the world coming? It is coming for them! For Eden’s Gate ends today!”.
The crowd starts to get louder with his speech, they all start chanting, Kate can see the pain in his eyes, in his voice. Both of them are determined to bring down Eden’s Gate. “We won’t stop until every last one of those motherfuckers is hanging from these trees!”.
Everyone starts chanting, getting rowdy and crying out to put an end to the Cult, to the Seeds and save Hope County.
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(Gender Neutral) Deputy (Y/n) x Jess Black
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Winter in Hope County is unbelievably beautiful, the Cult is starting to calm their shit down and take time off from killing people and forcing them off their land.
But that didn’t mean they weren’t there, it’s the holiday season. Season of mercy and forgiveness. Maybe the Seeds are showing everyone mercy for once. That’s suspicious.
Deputy Y/n is working at the Hope County jail, it’s been a very slow and quiet shift that Sheriff Whitehorse let you get off early, which is very rare, but you didn’t want to miss out on the opportunity to get off work early.
You get into your car, and leave the jail property, going to visit your close friend Jess. You two were becoming close, maybe a little too close, and you swear you thought she was gonna kiss you one time.
Not gonna lie, you like her too but you know deep down you like her more than just a friend. She’s usually the 8-Bit Pizza with all the others or at the Lumber Yard, or the Wolf Den in the Whitetails.
You drive to the pizza place, when you pull up, you see all your friends there.
The snow made it somewhat difficult to drive in, slowing you down when you drive up a hill or mountain.
You enter the bar, and greet everyone. “Hey Nick, Grace, Addie” the 3 Guns For Hire’s you greet upon walking in.
You see Jess in the back along with Sharky and Hurk Jr. The huntress wasn’t really a people person, she kept a lot to herself but when you two started hanging out she opened up to you and talked about her past. How she was a troublemaker, how she used to deal drugs, get into fights and basically how her life growing up wasn’t proper because of her parents working and moving around a lot. The Cook abducting her parents and killing them in front of her.
You go to the back to see your friends. “Hey Jess, Sharky, Hurk” you greet them.
“Hey Dep!” Hurk says, before continuing with whatever he was talking about to the two, “I dunno about no “resurrection” but me and the Monkey God. we’re pretty tight, and I also pray to all of the Baby Jesuses: White baby Jesus, black baby Jesus, and bow and arrow baby Jesus”.
You look at the other two in confusion, “I have no idea what the fuck we are talking about anymore” Jess says pinching the bridge of her nose.
After a few minutes of talking you and Jess head out, driving out of the Henbane towards the Whitetails. You drive towards the Lumber yard where you first met her when you liberated the joint, but you also discover a cabin not far from there.
You have taken her there before, mainly just hanging out. Usually not going any further than cuddling on the couch.
You brought out the softer side of her, she’s usually not mean or anything, to you at least.
“Damn this snow is getting thicker by the second” she says. Winter in Hope County meant 3-5 feet of snow.
A blizzard starts to pick, and you try your best to get the truck to the cabin, going into the warmth of the burning lumbar.
The blizzard made it difficult to see out the windshield but you knew your way around this town. Finally after what felt like 30 minutes you make it to the cabin.
“Fuckin finally” you mutter, relieved. You both step out of the car into the cold Montana blizzard. Nearly blowing your beanie off. You both rush into the cabin, and quickly shut the door behind you.
“Well that was fun” you chuckle, turning on the light switch only for it not to work. Probably because of the blizzard.
“I got it” she says, starting up the fireplace. The whole house heats up immediately, warming you both up.
You take off your jacket, boots and your gun holster. Sit in front of the fire, she does the same and joins you.
You two always had a great time together, you certainly brought out another side of her. Drinking some hot chocolate (or coffee, or tea) by the fire.
Music playing softly over the radio, you can thank Wheaty for that, hacking into the radio towers and playing some good music.
Jess finished her drink before you do, the snow hitting the windows, making it sound like someone is aggressively tapping on the glass.
Talking, laughing, enjoying each other’s company. A part of you felt like Jess might have feelings for you, but then she could just like you as a best friend that's how it usually is.
You feel yourself getting sleepy, damn hot chocolate (coffee/tea) is getting to you. You feel yourself starting to drift off, you set your cup on the table next to you.
To your surprise, Jess cuddles up to you. Your eyes widen in surprise, her rested against your chest. You wrap your arms around her, you know if you tell the others they might not believe you, or Jess might deny it.
Either way, you enjoy spending time with her, usually around Christmas time you love spending time with her.
You both drift off to sleep, and like 20 minutes later you shift in your sleep a bit, so you’re laying on your back instead of sitting against the arm of the couch. Thinking she would move the other end of the couch, Jess stays where she is, laying on top of you. Still attached to you, her arms hugging your body.
You’ll take this anytime with her, and you wrap your arms around her holding her close to you, and you fall asleep on the couch, the fire still lit and warm.
Get fucked Joesph I just wanted to return to Dutch’s bunker to mourn and now I gotta listen to your ass ramble. Little do you know the second I get the chance I’m killing you. Every time one of your projections pops up I use it as target practice. I’m gonna use your veins as jump ropes