#gryffindors

[crackishincorrecthp]

Harry: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff Neville: I witnessed some of the dumb stuff Ron: I joined in on most of the dumb stuff Hermione: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING ALL THE DUMB STUFF!!!

#harry potter incorrect quotes #incorrect harry potter quotes #incorrect hp quotes #harry potter #harry james potter #hermione granger #hermione jean granger #neville longbottom #ron weasley #ronald weasley #ronald bilius weasley #gryffindors #gryffindors being gryffindors

[lenoreamidala]

harry + gryffindor classmates

#harry potter #hpedit #gryffindors #seamus finnigan #ron weasley #hermione granger #dean thomas #neville longbottom #lavender brown #parvati patil #ginny weasley #fred weasley #george weasley

[filipinoharrypotter]

Harry Potter as even MORE things me and my friends have said

Everyone, after Theo made a joke ab his dead mom:

Theo: it's okay you can laugh

Theo: It's not like I can tell on you guys

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Dean, at Ron: you're like. a straight-coded queer person.

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Harry: WHO IN THE FUCK TAUGHT MY UNCLE THE WORD "SUS"???

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Draco: i faked my kpop obsession so people could like me

Draco: also bc jin was kinda hot tbh

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Draco, dming Harry: shut the fuck up you are literally so fucking annoying

Draco, switching to his dms with Blaise: I LOVE HIM SO MUCH YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

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Hermione, suddenly: Stop being a prick

Pansy: yes momm

Pansy: yes mommy

Hermione: ???

Pansy: YOU SOUNDED LIKE U WERE GONNA DEGRADE ME

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Draco: I DID IT

Ron: OMG SLAY

Draco: you just hatecrimed me.

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Harry, facing Hermione right after psychoanalyzing Cormac: me, an empath, sensing he's a fuckboy and would break up with you with a 1000 long paragraph that melts your brain with the insincerity of it

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Harry: wait which one of my parents weren't white

Ron: BRUH HOW DO U FORGET THAT?

Harry: SHUT THE FUCK UP IM HIGH

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Seamus: the tits on him bro

Seamus: goo goo gaa gaa

#ron is only queer in this instance for quote convenience #harry potter #incorrect harry potter #incorrect quotes #draco malfoy #hp #incorrect harry potter quotes #slytherins #gryffindors #golden trio #silver trio #incorrect golden trio quotes #incorrect silver trio quotes #dean thomas #seamus finnigan #hermione granger #blaise zabini #theodore nott #ron weasley

[raviliuz]

A random idea so I will be more motivated to actually write this

Tw mentioned panic attacks

Quidditch fest between different schools from all around the world (not only Hogwarts, Durmstrang, and Beauxbatons) where each school has to make one team so it's obviously made with people from different houses

Marcus and Oliver are both captains because everyone at Hogwarts was too afraid to pick one and fight with the other one. They discuss tactics and players, and it's just fucking hard to say "we should take Harry as a seeker, his better than my player".

The competition takes place in a random field so they all sleep in tents and McGonnagal (she would totally be the one to go as a teacher, c'mon, she loves Quidditch) is sure someone is trying to end the world by sorting those tents because (obviously) Flint and Wood have a tent together

But during the first night, Oliver wakes up screaming, on a verge of a panic attack because of a nightmare. It obviously wakes Marcus up but he's lovely and caring. C'mon, he is a human being and no matter what he thinks of Wood, he feels like he should help him. Flint knows some grounding methods because Derrick and Adrian struggle with panic attacks so they all learnt grounding methods to be able to help them. After some time when Oliver calms down (like, eg regulates his breathing), he's afraid of going back to sleep and they end up cuddling because like, Marcus noticed physical contact calms Oliver. Wood gets to sleep well, dreamless for the rest of the night and they get woke up by Adrian and Graham bursting into their tent while they're cuddling sleepily. Oliver is freaked out and afraid he made Flint do this against his will and that he might say something. But Marcus doesn't give a fuck about cuddling and he just asks how is he feeling and if he prefers to go to breakfast or eat there because Flint can bring him something. (he chooses the second option, and Marcus has to explain to McGonnagal why Wood's not there, and he calls him Ollie, softly, and they eat together in their tent)

For the whole event, they are their usual selves, u know, obsessed with Quidditch and arguing and overtraining. But after all, they did great as a team and while they always respected each other as players after that they also understand how awesome they can be while working together and not against each other.

And every night they cuddle (at first, Oliver lies to himself that he's doing this to prevent nightmares, after some days he accepts he just likes being hugged by Marcus Flint) and never talk about this during the day

I didn't reread that so sorry for any stupid mistakes. I will try to write that after my final exams. Two done, 6 more to slay (basic english was disgustingly easy, basic polish takes 4 fucking hours but I think I did great, I have basic math tomorrow, keep your fingers crossed)

#slytherin quidditch #harry potter #marcus flint #slytherin quidditch team #flintwood #slytherins #adrian pucey #slytherin #marcus flint x oliver wood #oliver wood #graham montague #peregrine derrick #gryffindors #gryffindor quidditch team #quidditch #quidditch boyfriends

[deku-kachan]

*In the gryffindor common room*

Fred, with a far away expression: Would it hurt?

George, with a mouthful of candy: What?

Fred with wide eyes: If your leg got cut off, would it hurt?

George, rolling his eyes: Obviously!

Fred, still going on: But where would you feel the pain?!

George as realization slowly hits: In my leg-Oooooh.

Fred, rethinking everything with that one brain cell he shares with his twin: Exactly!

Hermoine, shutting her book loudly and ready to go into ANOTHER bloody lecture: NO YOU IDIOTS!

#hermoine granger #harry potter #weasley twins #fred weasley #george weasley #gryffindors #hermoine is absolutely done #In love with this dynamic #they're idiots and i love them

[carrythispictureforluck]

"I hate this, it looks so stupid," Sirius moans at the Gryffindor table over breakfast, having had to tie his hair up for the upcoming quidditch match.

Remus rolls his eyes, promptly resuming to read his book, uninterested in Sirius' dramatics.

"It tells the other players you're fun and perky," Lily remarks sarcastically with a smirk.

#marauders era #sirius black #marauders #remus lupin #wolfstar #the marauders #lily evans #gryffindors

[celestemagnoliathewriter]

H & M

thank you for another ask anon, or many anons, whoever you are!

H: How would you describe your style?

Writing-wise, it's all over the place. It's easier to say what it isn't: it's not flowery, it's not 'sensual' in the sense that it brings physical sensations to the mind, it's not especially or intentionally poetic, and it's not rhythmic or flowy.

Maybe if I look at the opposites, I'll get my style: it's concrete, direct, and blunt. It can be fast-paced and focused. It is sometimes poetic, but not often. I've got a decent bit of narration and dialogue, but when I do narrate, it's direct and to the point.

M: Got any premises on the back burner that you’d care to share?

I've got a laundry list of AU ideas that will turn into medium-length fics. I'm working on an amnesia one at the moment, and I plan on writing another one from Tonks's POV. A marriage law AU is floating in the back of my mind, only because I think it's hilarious to put Remus in that situation. Another AU of Tonks growing up with the Marauders (not time travel - I'd have Andromeda be Walburga's sister and Tonks and Sirius would be first cousins), tbd on that.

Oh, and I've got this idea of Dave the unwanted Gryffindor, the unspoken, fifth roommate of the Marauders who is SO DONE with their shit.

alphabet ask game

#asks #writing asks #send asks #writing styles #idk how to describe it #fic ideas #fanfic ideas #tonks #remadora #andromeda black #marauders #gryffindors

[asktheheirofslytherin]

how come in the books you acted like a griffyndor most of the time man 🤨🤨🤨🤨😔😔😔🤨🤨🤨

There are many parallels between Slytherins and Gryffindors you know. I hate to admit such things, but we share many qualities that make us be perceived as the two most - dramatic houses.

Ambition and strict adherence to ones belief, risk taking in the name of the cause, notions of loyalty - on the surface they look similar. Of course Slytherins and Gryffindors tend to have different definitions of risks, of allies, of what is superior. Slytherins tend to be more pragmatic, leas boastful. Our criterion for loyalty is different, our causes tend to look a bit different as well, favoring traditions, stability, and order.

But yes - I can see how on the surface, such traits are shared among groups. It is why we hate each other so, I believe. We see ourselves and clash, and yet we also we take offense to one another's differences.

#voldemort #gryffindors #Slytherins #Slytherin #hogwarts houses #house traits #gryffindor #similarities #prescheduled volding

[desi-ambivert-nerd]

Lol series: Harry potter fandom × tmkoc

After Harry catches the snitch at Quidditch match,

all Gryffindors be like:

#gryffindor pride #Gryffindors #hogwarts houses #harry potter #hogwarts memes #gryffindor #slytherin #hogwarts x reader #hogwarts sorting #wizarding schools #books #wizarding world #wizarding culture #wizarding society #quidditch world cup #hogwarts #golden trio era #harry james potter #harry potter universe #hp fandom #harry potter series #luna lovegood

[tenacious-minds]

What’s that drarry fic where they all go to the leaky in various combinations?

#harry potter #drarry #fic #lost fic #the leaky cauldron #slytherins #gryffindors

[that-theaven]

The Marauders fan art

#Harry Potter #the marauders #moony wormtail padfoot and prongs #james potter #sirius black #peter pettigrew #remus lupin #fan art #artists on tumblr #gryffindors

[crackishincorrecthp]

Slytherins: I'd never stab anyone in the back. That's such a boring form of betrayal Other houses: Other houses: You've literally stabbed people in the back, like, 50 times

#harry potter incorrect quotes #incorrect harry potter quotes #incorrect hp quotes #slytherins #slytherin #ravenclaws #ravenclaw #gryffindors #gryffindor #hufflepuffs #hufflepuff #source: loki

[starchaseriseverything]

"Ok, but I'm just saying. Pop music is so much better."

"Pop music might be good, but depressing songs are fire."

"No, love songs are the best."

"Definitely, pop."

Marlene nods. "Yeah, pop."

"Marls, it's definitely upbeat songs that are better."

"Upbeat and pop are the same thing."

"No, they're not."

"Yes, they are."

"Emotional songs are better."

"Emotional songs are like every single song ever created."

"No."

"Ok, but what about rap? Rap is so good."

"No, alternative pop."

Barty rolls his eyes. "No, definitely the angry ones."

"Definitely angst."

"Angry and angst are the same thing."

"No, they're not."

"Happy songs are the best."

"Happy and pop are the same thing, too."

"I don't like pop, but I like happy."

"It's definitely country."

"Musical."

"Musical is its own category?"

"Yeah. Because they're the best."

Lily walks in. "What are you all fighting about?"

"What the best song category is."

Lily sighs. "Why this?"

"I don't know. It just..... happened."

"Well, the best category is motivational."

Everyone gasps. "Lily Evans wants in on the fight?"

"I don't want in. I want to stop this."

"Minnie would agree with me."

"Minnie, would what?" Minevra walks in the Gryffindor common room.

The Slytherins aren't allowed in the Gryffindor common room. Minnie forbid it with how much chaos ensues when the whole group is there. Hufflepuffs and Ravenclaws are allowed, just not Slytherins.

"Hey, McGonagall."

"Macdonald is a suck up!"

"Mr. Potter, I told you the Slytherins aren't allowed in here."

"I - um."

Minevra holds up her hand. "No, don't. You're going to say something stupid. Just don't." She sighs. "Don't ask me how I knew they were in here, but Slughorn is looking for you. House meeting."

"But we haven't settled our debate."

"What is this 'debate'?"

"What the best song category is."

"What are your options?"

James smiles. "Pop, depressing, upbeat, musical, love, funny, country, angst, angry, emotional, rap, alternative pop, and motivational."

"Motivational."

James gasps. "Minnie!"

"Now, go." The Slytherins sigh and stand up. "Miss Evans, the Slytherins aren't allowed in here." Lily nods at McGonagall before she leaves.

"I can't believe Minnie betrayed me."

#Slytherins #Gryffindors #ted tonks #emmeline vance #pandora rosier #marauders era #marauders and co #ao3 #ao3 writer #ao3 fanfic #archive of my own

[the-sun-is-also-a-star]

me, reading my own incomplete writing : *gasp* and then what happened?

#someome make me write #or give me writing prompts please!! #hp #marauders #the marauders era #harry potter #gryffindor #wolfstar #hogwarts #remus lupin #sirius black #slytherin #james potter #regulus black #jegulus #drarry #draco malfoy #writing #writer #ao3 #fic #fanfiction #fanfic #fanfic author #drabble #prompts

[raviliuz]

In one realllllly old fanfiction of mine, Oliver Wood had dreams in which he was looking in the Mirror of Erised. It was Flintwood and those dreams' purpose was to show how Oliver's feelings and desires changed over time

In the first one, Oliver saw himself with Quidditch Cup, celebrating victory

In the second one, he was holding Quidditch Cup as well, but Marcus Flint was present in the scene, congratulating him

The third one was also showing Marcus Flint congratulating him (to be more precise, kissing his cheek as a reward) but Quidditch Cup was mentioned but not present. The main wasn't the Quidditch Cup, it was Marcus Flint

The last one was just Marcus. Simply playing Quidditch together, not to win, just for fun, roughly of course (cmon its Flint after all) but kissing every bruise better afterward

Btw Mirror of Erised is called Ain Eingarp in polish ("pragnienia" backward, it means desires so it's the same basically but it just sounds so good)

Also, how are you doing with that whole pornbot apocalypse?

#slytherin quidditch #harry potter #marcus flint #slytherin quidditch team #slytherins #flintwood #slytherin #marcus flint x oliver wood #quidditch #oliver wood #gryffindors #gryffindor quidditch team #gryffindor #mirror of erised

[plantsonplutoart]

here’s Wolfstar being a couple of menaces and driving James up the wall while he’s trying to study (he’s only “studying” in the library in attempt to impress lily, so no harm done)

I’ve been hoarding a bunch of Marauders scribbles I’ll probably never clean up so expect more incoherent chaos

#wolfstar are a couple of menaces #They’re just getting Jmaes back for all the Lily Evans pining they had to endure #remus lupin #Casanova of gryffindor tower #my art <3 #marauders era #dead gay wizards #all the young dudes #digital art #wolfstar #my art #the marauders #james potter #sirius black