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filipinoharrypotter · 2 years

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Harry Potter as even MORE things me and my friends have said

Everyone, after Theo made a joke ab his dead mom:

Theo: it's okay you can laugh

Theo: It's not like I can tell on you guys

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Dean, at Ron: you're like. a straight-coded queer person.

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Harry: WHO IN THE FUCK TAUGHT MY UNCLE THE WORD "SUS"???

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Draco: i faked my kpop obsession so people could like me

Draco: also bc jin was kinda hot tbh

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Draco, dming Harry: shut the fuck up you are literally so fucking annoying

Draco, switching to his dms with Blaise: I LOVE HIM SO MUCH YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

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Hermione, suddenly: Stop being a prick

Pansy: yes momm

Pansy: yes mommy

Hermione: ???

Pansy: YOU SOUNDED LIKE U WERE GONNA DEGRADE ME

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Draco: I DID IT

Ron: OMG SLAY

Draco: you just hatecrimed me.

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Harry, facing Hermione right after psychoanalyzing Cormac: me, an empath, sensing he's a fuckboy and would break up with you with a 1000 long paragraph that melts your brain with the insincerity of it

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Harry: wait which one of my parents weren't white

Ron: BRUH HOW DO U FORGET THAT?

Harry: SHUT THE FUCK UP IM HIGH

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Seamus: the tits on him bro

Seamus: goo goo gaa gaa

#ron is only queer in this instance for quote convenience #harry potter #incorrect harry potter #incorrect quotes #draco malfoy #hp #incorrect harry potter quotes #slytherins #gryffindors #golden trio #silver trio #incorrect golden trio quotes #incorrect silver trio quotes #dean thomas #seamus finnigan #hermione granger #blaise zabini #theodore nott #ron weasley

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overheard-at-hogwarts · 1 year

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Pansy: [to Draco] Would you stop feeling sorry for yourself? It's bad for your complexion.

#overheard at hogwarts #source: sixteen candles #harry potter #hp #incorrect quotes #incorrect harry potter quotes #incorrect hp quotes #pansy parkinson #draco malfoy #silver trio

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hxuse-xf-black · 7 months

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Theo, to Pansy, Blaise & Draco: Okay, so I know that this is MY fault entirely, but this is OUR problem now.

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daddiesdrarryy · 5 days

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Pansy: Draco, just call Harry and tell him that you want to be friends again. It took you so long to be friends

Draco: Look, Pansy, I can’t. I just cannot hear about Harry’s girlfriend and her ass that don’t quit, okay?

Draco: My ass don’t quit! What about my ass?

Pansy: Draco, please just call Harry

Blaise: Seriously, mate

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rypnami · 2 months

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mc: you bought a TACO?!?

ominis: yep

mc: from the same truck that hit sebastian???

ominis: well, me starving isn’t going to help him!

mc:

ominis: you want a bite?

mc: yeah, sure

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imcherrycola · 1 year

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Mc: *has a box of donuts* look *pulls a donut* this one Is a heart, that's how I feel about you *referring to Ominis*

Ominis: *in tears*

Mc: *pulls out another one* this one's like Azkaban, that's how I feel about you *towards Sebastian*

Sebastian: what does that mean?!

#hogwarts legacy #hogwarts legacy incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #silver trio #ominis gaunt #sebastian sallow #hogwarts legacy mc #mc

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olivers-cocoapuffs · 11 months

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Luna: Am I too much?

Harry: Yeah. But you're my too much

#they're best friends bffr #i love them <33 #luna lovegood #harry potter #golden trio #silver trio #lightning era #harry potter incorrect quotes

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ayaka-arts · 8 months

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This poor man 🥹

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crackishincorrecthp · 1 year

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Draco, drunk as fuck: I'm gonna go ask Harry out right now! Pansy: I don't think it's a good idea Draco: Why not? Blaise: Maybe because you're not wearing any trousers? Draco: Trousers are overrated, I don't need them! Pansy: You do if you don't wanna Potter and the entire school laughing at you...

#harry potter incorrect quotes #incorrect drarry quotes #incorrect harry potter quotes #incorrect hp quotes #draco malfoy #draco lucius malfoy #pansy parkinson #blaise zabini #silver trio

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these-conquered-woodlands · 2 years

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a few incorrect quotes for the Gang™️

luna: Can I offer you a nice stick in this trying time?

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harry, working at McDonald's: Sorry sir, we don't serve a McFuck here, so either you throw that one slice of pickle out or we're gonna have a McProblem.

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luna: Vegetable oil is made from vegetables, coconut oil is made from coconuts, so BABY OIL- hermione: CAN'T WE JUST HAVE A NICE FRIENDS NIGHT OUT FOR ONCE?!

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ginny: You don't need my blessing to go kiss neville. In fact, I was pretty sure you were already kissing neville! luna: Nope. ginny: In that case, as the archbishop of luna's fully awakened and pining heart, I give you my blessing to immediately leave and rectify that as soon as possible! Go now, my child, and kiss neville right on the lips!

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ron: Shovel the pasta into your face. Do it. Put it in your face. The future is meaningless but the pasta is now.

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ginny: Hermione said it's my turn with the brain cell. luna: Alright, square up.

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hermione: *Pulls a glass a water from out of nowhere* ginny: Where did you get that? hermione: My pocket. ginny: How do you keep a glass of water in your pocket? hermione: Skillz.

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harry: Sometimes, I don’t realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird.

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ginny: *chokes on something* neville: Oh no, Ginny, don't die on us! ginny: *purple in the face* Don't tell me what to do, I'll die whenever the hell I want!

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hermione: What do you call a dictionary on drugs? neville: "Addict-ionary"? hermione: I was actually going to say "high definition", but your answer's much better. neville: ...

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luna: My gender is in a constant state of flux.

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ginny: Shh, here comes Seamus! harry: Quick, Hermione, start talking about boring nerd stuff! hermione: You know, nerd culture is mainstream now, so when you use the word “nerd” derogatorily, it means you’re the one that’s out of the zeitgeist. harry : Yes, that’s perfect. Just like that.

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hermione: Ron annoyed me today so I told him that I can’t wait to see what he has planned for our special day tomorrow. neville: There is nothing special about tomorrow. hermione: But there is something special about watching the color leave his face as panic takes over.

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neville, watching harry and ron fight: Are you sure they should be fighting? What if they get hurt? hermione, not bothered by the chaos: It’s fine. They’re too evenly matched to hurt each other. neville: Then... who’s the strongest out of you three? hermione: Me.

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ron: We can't lose. Because we have this. *points at his chest* harry: We have a cardigan? ron: A cardigan? No, me. I'm pointing at myself. I'm going to win this for us.

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hermione: Do you take constructive criticism? neville: Not without crying

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hermione: Let’s write Harry a friendly letter, shall we? Dear... Darling... Dumbass...

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neville: You have Crayons? luna : Yes, I have— neville: You're— how old are you? luna : Yes I am a grown woman and I have crayons, I have a box of emergency crayons in the medicine cabinet because everybody needs crayons sometimes, okay? Everybody needs crayons.

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luna: Are you reading fan fiction? ron, reading an article about extremely rare diseases: Wh- No. luna: Oh, is it on AO3? ron: This is CNN.

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harry: I didn’t even realize how sarcastic I was being. It’s starting to become a problem, I think.

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neville: This totally sucks, man. ron: This is horrible. neville: Yeah, I know, I mean look at today’s news. ron: No, it’s not that, it’s Hermione. ron: It’s just like, I can’t get them out of my head and every time I look at them I have this pain in my chest, and I just know it’s their fault, that little shit!

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harry: I apologize for saying 'fuck' in front of the class and horrifying Neville and Hermione. snape: You just said it again. harry: I am not a role model.

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ginny: When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Ginny lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the person who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

#i agree with luna about the crayons tbh #harry potter #luna lovegood #ginny weasley #hermione granger #ron weasley #neville longbottom #golden trio #hp incorrect quotes #silver trio #nuna #romione

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theonlyrealthing · 2 years

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neville: do y'all know that there are more than 60,000 species of trees in the world?! and that's only the number that muggles know of!

luna: and do you know that wrackspurts and nargles have been known to mate?!

ginny: and have you heard about how spectacularly the harpies thrashed the tornados today?!

hermione: i think i know ALL 3 OF YOU are overhyped after not sleeping the whole night, GO TO BED NOW

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luxthestrange · 1 year

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TWST Incorrect quotes#387 Consequences

When You Found out...that when the boys were kids...Lilia pranked the trio a lot with jumpscares so much...they...sometimes wetted the bed with nightmares-

Yuu: Kids. bed, now. I want to talk to your father~*Slowly turns their head to look at Lilia

Lilia*Blinks and smiles looking at the Trio Nervously*He-heh~No, kids, stay!~Please stay

Yuu: Go. Go!

Lilia: Stay...Stay!?~

Yuu: You go!

Lilia: Sebek, stay!

Yuu: Now!

Lilia: Malleus, don't move!?

The Three go and stop looking at the Prefect and Lilia in dispute till, Sebek actually looks nervous not knowing who to listen to, Silver is WIDE awake looking like a lost puppy...Malleus can only smile a bit knowing Lilia brought this on his self-

Yuu: You go!

Lilia: Silver, stay!?!

Yuu: Get out of here!

Malleus*Grabs the hands of the younger ones and walks away slowly out the door*

Silver*Is saluting his father*May the thorn fairy have mercy on you father...

Sebek:...Apologies Lilia, but The Human has spoken...*Hidding behind Silver and Malleus*

Lilia: Don't leave me!?!

Yuu: You get out of here!?!

Malleus,Silver+Sebek @ Lilia-

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overheard-at-hogwarts · 1 year

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Draco: I have to break up with Harry.

Pansy: Why?

Draco: He's made me a more affectionate, open-minded person. And that stops now.

#overheard at hogwarts #source: the big bang theory #harry potter #hp #incorrect quotes #incorrect harry potter quotes #incorrect hp quotes #draco malfoy #pansy parkinson #the boy who lived #drarry #drarry squad #silver trio

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hxuse-xf-black · 10 months

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Theo, to Draco: Time for plan G. Pansy: Don’t you mean plan B? Theo: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties. Pansy: What about plan D? Draco: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago, Pans. Blaise: I’m hoping plan G works, because Theo dies in plan E. Pansy: I think it’s time for plan E.

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stargazer-luna · 7 months

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For no reason whatsoever, here are random incorrect quotes as things that the Pevensies and some OCs from me and my friends have said... (some quotes we are actually going to use, others are for funnies)(sorry in advance, there's a lot...)

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Edmund: Just because you're pretty doesn't mean you can do anything you want!

Ailie: ...

E: ...

A: You think I'm pretty?

E: WHAT?! NO! S-SHUT UP!

A: Guys! Edmund thinks I'm pretty!

E: please stop...

Susan, Lucy, and Matina: HA! CALLED IT!

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Probably Peter: SMALL FIRE! I SAID TO START A SMALL FIRE! THIS IS NOT SMALL!

Ailie: IT'S NOT MY FAULT THIS PLACE IS EXTREMELY FLAMMABLE!

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Ed: There's no way you could be an assassin!

Matina: And why not?

E: Because, you're just a teen in High School!

M (in an English accent): That's what makes me the best darling...

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Lucy: Why is silence golden?

Matina: Because duct tape is silver.

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?: We need to kick the door down!

Matina or Ailie: I got this! SOME- *kicks down door* BODY ONCE TOLD ME!

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?: You-you're crushing my spleen!

Matina, probably: You don't even know where your spleen is.

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(After a duel with Ailie)

Susan: Why is Edmund bleeding?

Ailie: Because he's stupid.

Lucy: I didn't realize that stupidity caused people to just start spontaneously bleeding from the nose.

Thundertrail: I think it's a new phenomenon.

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Ed or Pete: I have never been so insulted!

Ailie, Susan, or Matina: You don't listen much, do you?

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Ailie (to Ed): OH, you think I'm cute when I'm angry? Well get ready because I'm about to be GORGEOUS!

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Ailie: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeves.

Ed: I think you mean cards.

Ailie, pulling knives out of her sleeves: No, I do not.

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(The trio is getting in a car)

Matina: I’m driving.

Ailie, out of view: Shotgun!

Matt, turning to face Ailie: Aww! But you had it on the way here-

The twins: WOAH!

Ailie, holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! (Pumps gun) And I want the front seat.

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Ed: I couldn't possibly spar with you and risk hurting such a pretty face...

Matina: Trust me, I'm much more than just a pretty face.

E: I was talking about me- my face.

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Ailie or Ed: I'm going to kill someone.

Su or Pete: Manners, ___

A or E: Politely. I'm going to kill someone politely.

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That's the last one lol... sorry again 🤪

#my posts #narnia #oc stuff #high king peter the magnificent #queen susan the gentle #king edmund the just #queen lucy the valiant

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olivers-cocoapuffs · 1 year

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Pansy: Jewelry? Seriously? Draco, you are the most shallow, self-centered person I have ever met! Do you really think another transparently manipulative - Oh, it's a tiara! Put it on me, put it on me, put it on me, put it on me.

#NOT A SHIP POST!!!#it’s fine if you wanna use it as one tho idc #I just love them being besties <3 #Draco has to apologise for Pansy walking in on him and Harry for the third time this week #(It’s Tuesday)#Pansy parkinson #Draco malfoy #The silver trio #The Slytherin squad #the golden era #harry potter incorrect quotes #big bang theory

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