#source: loki

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

Don't listen to anything Hermaeus Mora says. He's an asshole.

Miraak, to the Last Dragonborn, probably

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[springmagpies]

Leo: What can I say, I’m a mischievous scamp.

*Later*

Apollo: *noticing his keys are missing* Mischievous scamp.

#pjo #trials of Apollo #Leo Valdez #Percy Jackson #Apollo #lester papadopoulos #guess who just finished book two of trials of Apollo! #source: Loki #love them

[incorrectstanleyparablequotes]

The Stanley Parable Adventure Line™: Where are we? Stanley: I was following You™! The Stanley Parable Adventure Line™: No, I™ was following you Stanley: Line™. You™ were clearly ahead of me

#source: loki #the stanley parable #the stanley parable ultra deluxe #tsp incorrect quotes #the queue is never the queue

[crackishincorrecthp]

Slytherins: I'd never stab anyone in the back. That's such a boring form of betrayal Other houses: Other houses: You've literally stabbed people in the back, like, 50 times

#harry potter incorrect quotes #incorrect harry potter quotes #incorrect hp quotes #slytherins #slytherin #ravenclaws #ravenclaw #gryffindors #gryffindor #hufflepuffs #hufflepuff #source: loki

[incorrectrotgquotes]

When Jack Frost doesn’t want to become a guardian:

Jack: What do you want from me?

North: Well, let’s start with a little cooperation.

Jack: Not my forte.

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[incorrect-losers]

Bill: Where are we?

Stan: I was following you

Bill: No, I was following you

Stan: Bill. You were clearly ahead of me

#losers club #it #it chapter 2 #it stephen king #the losers club #losers club incorrect quotes #bill denbrough #stan uris #stanley uris #stanbrough #source: loki

[spiltinksky]

Mingyu: Where are we?

Minghao: I was following you.

Mingyu: No, I was following you.

Minghao: Mingyu. You were clearly ahead of me.

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[incorrect-piltover-quotes]

Don't listen to anything Jayce Talis says. He's an asshole.

— Viktor

#incorrect piltover quotes #incorrect quotes #league of legends viktor #league of legends jayce #viktor #jayce talis #league of legends #riot games #source: loki

[verycorrectslugterraquotes]

The farewell:

[Eli and Junjie share a hug]

Eli: [as he embraces Junjie] Thank you, my friend.

Junjie: [whispers to Trixie] You’re my favourite.

#source: loki #slugterra #incorrect quotes #incorrect slugterra quotes #eli #eli shane #junjie #trixie #trixie sting #beatrice sting #mine

[incorrecthifirush]

Chai: Are you taking me somewhere to kill me?

Korsica: No, that's where you just were. I'm taking you someplace to talk.

Chai: ...well, I don't like to talk.

Korsica: But you do like to lie, which you just did, because we both know you love to talk.

#hi-fi rush #Chai #Korsica #source: loki

[incorrectoldgodsquotes]

Mr. White: Where are we?

Mr. Erskine: I was following you.

Mr. White: No, I was following you!

Mr. Erskine: You were clearly ahead of me.

#hollow husbands #old gods of appalachia #old gods pod #ogoa #mr erskine #mr white #source: loki

[wolfblood-of-anubis]

Eddie, about his plan: Okay, just because it's not complicated, it doesn't mean it's bad.

Fabian: It also doesn’t mean it’s good.

Eddie:[as Alfie mumbles] See? He’s on board.

Patricia: He’s praying. He thinks we’re going to die.

#source: loki #house of anubis #sibuna #hoa #alfie lewis #eddie miller #fabian rutter #patricia williamson

[incorrects-pmatga-quotes]

Lord Betrayus: I’m going to burn this place to the ground. Stratos Spheros: I’ll show you where my desk is, you can start there.

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[incorrectstanleyparablequotes]

The Narrator: I’d never stab anyone in the back. That’s such a boring form of betrayal Stanley: You’ve literally stabbed several people in the back. Like fifty times The Narrator: Well, I’d never do it again because it got boring

#source: loki #the stanley parable #the stanley parable ultra deluxe #tsp incorrect quotes #the queue is never the queue

[crackishincorrecthp]

Hermione, to Harry: "Don't die" isn't a plan. It's a general demand of living

#harry potter incorrect quotes #incorrect harry potter quotes #incorrect hp quotes #harry potter #harry james potter #hermione granger #hermione jean granger #source: loki

[incorrectrotgquotes]

Bunnymund: If you’re thinking what I think you are, it’s a bad idea.

North/Jack Frost: Okay, I’m just chasing a hunch.

Bunny: Anything goes sideways, it’s on you.

#source: loki #rise of the guardians #rotg #incorrect rise of the guardians quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect rotg quotes #dreamworks #dreamworks animation #bunnymund #e. aster bunnymund #north #nicholas st. north #jack frost #jackson overland frost #mine