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spiltinksky · 2 months
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Jihoon: Bye Jeonghan, Jisoo, Seokmin, Seungkwan, Jeonghan!
Seungkwan: You said “Jeonghan” twice.
Jihoon: I like Jeonghan.
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spiltinksky · 2 months
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Mingyu: You know what your problem is?
Jeonghan: Really hoping you’ll tell me.
Mingyu: You think you’re better than us. Truth is you’re just as messed up as the rest of us. We’re all you have. And you know it.
Jeonghan: I don’t think I’m better than you, my dear, I know I am.
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spiltinksky · 2 months
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Wonwoo: Damn, man. You need friends that aren’t Seokmin.
Chan: I have friends that aren’t Seokmin.
Wonwoo: Uh-huh? Like who? Don’t say me.
Chan: You.
Chan: Alright, what friends have you got? Don’t say me.
Wonwoo: You.
Chan: See? Neither of us have friends.
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spiltinksky · 2 months
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Seungkwan: Do you wanna go back to the dark, green room where we had NOTHING??
Hansol: Girl, we grew up in the suburbs. Our parents were dentists.
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spiltinksky · 2 months
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Seungcheol: Wait, how’d you know I was looking for you?
Soonyoung: As the other unit leader, I’m pretty much always ten feet away. Listening in, watching your every move. Always.
Seungcheol: ...we should talk about that.
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spiltinksky · 2 months
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Jisoo: I made this friendship bracelet for you!
Jihoon: Ah, you know, I’m not really a jewelry person.
Jisoo: You don’t have to wear it—
Jihoon: No I’m gonna wear it forever. Back off.
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spiltinksky · 2 months
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Seungcheol: Jun, I know you think you're helping, but you're not...
Junhui: I don't think I'm helping.
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spiltinksky · 2 months
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Jeonghan: You and I are a team.
Jisoo: Don't feed me any more lines from Monsters, Inc. It pisses me off!
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spiltinksky · 2 months
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Junhui: How did you find me?!
Seungcheol: I was merely lucky enough to have heard you shouting about going to the seaside.
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spiltinksky · 2 months
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Seokmin: Which way did they go?
Mingyu: Well, based on the direction of the wind, the broken sticks in the corner, and the slight disturbance in the dirt, I'd guess they went left.
Seokmin: You could really figure it out from that?
Mingyu: No, Minghao sent me a text.
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spiltinksky · 2 months
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Hansol: What the fuck is this mask?
Seungcheol: Austin Powers.
Seokmin: I said Michael Myers!
Seungcheol: This is Mike Myers!
Hansol: This should be the Halloween mask!
Seungcheol: This is a Halloween mask!
Hansol: No, the killer dude from Halloween!
Seungcheol: Oh, you mean Jason.
Hansol and Seokmin: No!
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spiltinksky · 2 months
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Junhui: At least you're not going to die with your dad thinking you're a joke.
Minghao: My dad thinks I'm a joke too...
Junhui: Yeah, well... YOU'RE DAD IS RIGHT!!
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spiltinksky · 2 months
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Chan: Terrible job, supershit. How'd you fuck that one up that badly?
Seungkwan: Chan stop being mean to me! I'm older than you!
Chan: I'm really fucking trying Kwan but I was literally raised by SEVENTEEN.
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spiltinksky · 3 months
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*during GOSE*
Wonwoo: If I win this game you'll leave us alone?
Soonyoung: HAHAH, Only if you win. If you lose, Jihoon's gonna be mine!
Jihoon: No I won't.
Wonwoo: Yeah, did you consider Jihoon's feelings in any of this?
Soonyoung: Oh, he'll be all over me again in some time.
Jihoon: No I won't.
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spiltinksky · 3 months
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Jeonghan, in a hospital reading cards: “Get well soon. Love, Jisoo.”
Jeonghan: “Miss you. Love, Seungkwan”
Jeonghan: “That bus should’ve ended you. Love, Mingyu.”
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spiltinksky · 3 months
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Hansol: With great power comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.
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spiltinksky · 3 months
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Seokmin: I was just trying to protect you.
Chan: How? By putting me in more danger?!
Seokmin: The plan had holes!
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