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Chan: Don't worry, you're fine. No one else is going to ask Jihoon out.
Soonyoung: Why not?
Chan: Because Jihoon is fucking terrifying.
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svt-incorrect · 9 hours ago
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Seungkwan: must be hard not having a sense of humor.
The8:...? I have a sense of humor you know?
Seungkwan: I've never heard you laugh before.
The8: I've never heard you say anything funny.
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dinohyes · 18 hours ago
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joshua: ugh, i still can’t find my phone
seungcheol: oh, do you want me to call i-
joshua: NO NO WAIT-
joshua’s phone from under the couch: you are my dad, you’re my dad! BOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE
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dinohyes · 18 hours ago
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dk: do you think the universe would take care of us if we just sit back and let it?
minghao: yeah, the same way the mafia takes care of someone
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bloopseventeen · 18 hours ago
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Woozi : You're off the team. We had to cut you because-
DK : *pulls out a sword* Cut me, I dare you. I will parry you easily.
Woozi : Because you keep bringing your sword to the studio.
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Joshua: You've never read American comics?
Mingyu: No.
Joshua: Not even in the newspaper? Like Peanuts? You've never read Peanuts?
Mingyu: Nope.
Joshua: Are you serious? You've never read Peanuts?
Mingyu: Nuh-uh.
Joshua: Huh.
[ten minutes later]
Joshua: *Holding a football while Mingyu prepares to run and kick it* Go ahead. I promise I have a good hold on it.
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svt-incorrect · a day ago
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DK: dandelions symbolise everything I want to be in life.
Seungkwan: fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?
DK, main character glow: unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the unconventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn, happy, bastardous, friends with bees, highly disapproving of lawns, full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.
Hoshi: edible.
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bloopseventeen · a day ago
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Hoshi : woah thank you for the awesome gifts guys!
Hoshi : *unwraps and checks all the gifts*
Hoshi :
Hoshi : so no booster? :(
♡ #OurTigerHoshiDay
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Conversation
Seungcheol: Okay, I know you're deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.
Seungkwan: *crying* It's not a joke, I'm a legit snack!
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bloopseventeen · 2 days ago
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Hoshi : But today is my birthday!
Zookeeper : Sir you just can't have a pet tiger
♡ #OurTigerHoshiDay
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kpopinocorrect · 2 days ago
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kpop
Doctor : It says here that your back hurts?
Kpop idols : yeah, it’s probably from carrying the entire music industry 
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svt-incorrect · 2 days ago
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Hoshi: hey, wanna help me commit a felony?
DK: what the hell?!
Hoshi: oh sorry my bad.
Hoshi, whispering: you wanna help me commit a felony.
DK, whispering: of course hyung, what do you need?
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bloopseventeen · 2 days ago
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Doctor : It says here that your back hurts?
Seungkwan : From carrying the entire KPOP industry and my own company, yeah...
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Mingyu: I made a mistake. Now are you going to help me fix it or are you going to continue to berate me?
Jihoon: I am perfectly capable of doing both simultaneously.
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dinohyes · 4 days ago
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mingyu: [filling in the answer on the wrong test question]
mingyu, to himself: just go with your gut right?
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dinohyes · 4 days ago
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minghao: why does your life revolve around eating
mingyu, having pasta for breakfast: why does yours revolve around violence?
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Jihoon: Vernon, these lyrics are excellent. You did a great job.
Vernon: *who doesn't know how to take a compliment* Thanks bro, don't forget to smash that like button!
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svt-incorrect · 5 days ago
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[texting]
Seungkwan: babe~
Seungkwan: angel~
Seungkwan: hansol-ah~
Seungkwan: precious little nugget
Seungkwan: slumbering little bug
Seungkwan: if you don't answer me the pet names are just going to get meaner.
Seungkwan:...
Seungkwan: bowl of cereal that's been sitting out for like an hour.
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