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Chan: Don't worry, you're fine. No one else is going to ask Jihoon out.
Soonyoung: Why not?
Chan: Because Jihoon is fucking terrifying.
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svt-incorrect · 10 hours ago
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Seungkwan: must be hard not having a sense of humor.
The8:...? I have a sense of humor you know?
Seungkwan: I've never heard you laugh before.
The8: I've never heard you say anything funny.
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bloopseventeen · 18 hours ago
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Woozi : You're off the team. We had to cut you because-
DK : *pulls out a sword* Cut me, I dare you. I will parry you easily.
Woozi : Because you keep bringing your sword to the studio.
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Joshua: You've never read American comics?
Mingyu: No.
Joshua: Not even in the newspaper? Like Peanuts? You've never read Peanuts?
Mingyu: Nope.
Joshua: Are you serious? You've never read Peanuts?
Mingyu: Nuh-uh.
Joshua: Huh.
[ten minutes later]
Joshua: *Holding a football while Mingyu prepares to run and kick it* Go ahead. I promise I have a good hold on it.
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svt-incorrect · a day ago
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DK: dandelions symbolise everything I want to be in life.
Seungkwan: fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?
DK, main character glow: unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the unconventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn, happy, bastardous, friends with bees, highly disapproving of lawns, full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.
Hoshi: edible.
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bloopseventeen · 2 days ago
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Hoshi : woah thank you for the awesome gifts guys!
Hoshi : *unwraps and checks all the gifts*
Hoshi :
Hoshi : so no booster? :(
♡ #OurTigerHoshiDay
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Seungcheol: Okay, I know you're deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.
Seungkwan: *crying* It's not a joke, I'm a legit snack!
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bloopseventeen · 2 days ago
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Hoshi : But today is my birthday!
Zookeeper : Sir you just can't have a pet tiger
♡ #OurTigerHoshiDay
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svt-incorrect · 2 days ago
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Hoshi: hey, wanna help me commit a felony?
DK: what the hell?!
Hoshi: oh sorry my bad.
Hoshi, whispering: you wanna help me commit a felony.
DK, whispering: of course hyung, what do you need?
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bloopseventeen · 2 days ago
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Doctor : It says here that your back hurts?
Seungkwan : From carrying the entire KPOP industry and my own company, yeah...
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Mingyu: I made a mistake. Now are you going to help me fix it or are you going to continue to berate me?
Jihoon: I am perfectly capable of doing both simultaneously.
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Jihoon: Vernon, these lyrics are excellent. You did a great job.
Vernon: *who doesn't know how to take a compliment* Thanks bro, don't forget to smash that like button!
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svt-incorrect · 5 days ago
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[texting]
Seungkwan: babe~
Seungkwan: angel~
Seungkwan: hansol-ah~
Seungkwan: precious little nugget
Seungkwan: slumbering little bug
Seungkwan: if you don't answer me the pet names are just going to get meaner.
Seungkwan:...
Seungkwan: bowl of cereal that's been sitting out for like an hour.
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bloopseventeen · 5 days ago
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Vernon : would you fight a ghost or a clown?
Hoshi : fighting a clown would be like fighting myself
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[SVT groupchat]
Junhui: Guys I bought a snake, what should I name him?
Seungcheol: You did WHAT?!
Wonwoo: William Snakespeare.
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svt-incorrect · 6 days ago
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The8: i've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.
DK: that's the most threatening way anyone has ever cheered me up with.
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bloopseventeen · 6 days ago
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Wen Junhui : *exists*
Angels in heavens : welp seems like we're jobless now folks
♡ #FallInLoveWithJunDay
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Soonyoung: Cats and dogs aren't special for running into doors and eating things they shouldn't because it makes them sick. I can do that too.
Joshua: Yeah but they're cute when they do it, you’re just a menace to society.
Soonyoung: You say that like it's not a compliment.
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