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rayssion · 6 months

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Reyna: I'm turning in this month's evaluation, anything you want to report?

Annabeth: Piper put my stuff on Jell-O again.

Piper, eating a cup of Jell-O: how do you know it was me?!

Jason, raises his hand: Leo tried to kiss me. I didn't tell anyone because I'm not really sure how I feel about it.

Leo: Jason, don't report that!

Jason: I'm not really making a formal complaint, I just think we should talk about it.

Hazel: I'd like to report a hate crime. Frank paid me to do the dishes.

Frank: that's not a hate crime.

Hazel: well I still hated it!

Nico: well I have a real problem. Percy turned me down for the third time, is there any way to kick him out of the group?

Reyna: well you need a cause, Nico.

Nico: I have a cause. It's beCAUSE.... I hate him now.

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lovepadfoot · 25 days

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Leo: Jason and Percy are fighting again.

Hazel: I thought I told you to leave them alone?

Leo: … I like drama.

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dam-pjo-stuff · 3 months

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Percy: Truth or dare?

Hazel: Truth!

Percy: Do you-

Frank: I dare you to kiss me.

Hazel: *kisses Frank*

Percy, to Jason: She said “truth”, right?

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writelikeurruninoutoftime · 5 months

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Frank: HELP! I TOLD HAZEL I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK!!!

Percy, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: and you thought i could help?

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itspipesmclean · 1 year

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hazel: i'm cold :/

frank: here, have my jacket!

jason: i'm cold :/

leo, pulling out gasoline: good thing i always leave the house prepared!

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joeybaboo20 · 1 year

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Random Quotes from An Incorrect Quotes Generator (ft The 7 + Will & Nico)

Leo: I'm naturally funny because my life is a joke.

Jason: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything? Jason: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies. Piper: Socks are Feetie Heaties. Percy: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties. Will: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies. Leo: Stamps are Lickie Stickies. Frank: I hate you guys so much.

Nico: You spent all our money on THIS?? Will, putting tiny raincoats on ducklings: They live outside. They need this.

Piper: Can we talk about that mass email you sent? Percy: Why? It was important. Piper: All it says is, "I'm back on my shit". Jason, shrugging: The people need to know.

Nico: We’re getting married, bitches! Will: And we're about to make it everybody else's problem.

the squad is at a dinner party but someone has been murdered Leo: You’re acting pretty carefree for someone who’s life’s at stake. Who’s to say you aren’t the killer? Will: It’s a murder, not a tax audit. I’ll be fine. Piper: What about Annabeth? Nobody ever suspects Annabeth! Annabeth: Well what about Hazel? They have a gun! Hazel: Leo has a knife. Leo: Yeah, for fun, not for murder! stabs Piper in the arm

Nico: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO- Hazel: It was me… Nico: …Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.

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Will: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO- Nico: It was me… Will: …Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.

Percy: My head hurts. Annabeth: That’s your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity.

Nico: Get in, loser, we’re committing vehicular manslaughter!

Nico: When you work at lush and a customer comes in and bites the soap because they think it’s cheese… this happens way more frequently than you think. Will: If you stopped literally presenting soap as deli food this wouldn't happen. Nico: Who goes into a bath store and thinks something covered in glitter is cheese? Annabeth: Who goes to the store and just takes a bite from the cheese?

Will: I'm gonna need a human skull but you can't ask why. Nico: Only if you also don't ask why. Nico: pulls four pristine human skulls out of their bag Will: … Will, grabbing a skull: This one will do.

Percy: Don't break someone's heart, they only have one. Nico: Break one of their bones instead, they have 206 of them.

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Piper: Don't break someone's heart, they only have one. Will: Break one of their bones instead, they have 206 of them.

Hazel: What’s up with Will? They’ve been laying on the floor for like….an hour now? Leo: They're just a little overwhelmed. Hazel: Why? Leo: Nico smiled at them.

Hazel: I can’t tell if you’re a genius or just incredibly arrogant. Leo: Well, on a good day, I’m both.

Percy: So are you gonna explain how the hell you crashed my car? Nico: Well we were driving and there was a deer in the road, so I said "Will, deer!" Percy: …And what did Will do? Nico: …They said "Yes, Honey?"

Piper: Nico… How do I begin to explain Nico? Frank: Nico is flawless. Percy: I hear their hair's insured for $10,000. Jason: I hear they do car commercials… in Japan. Leo: One time they punched me in the face… it was awesome.

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Percy: Annabeth… How do I begin to explain Annabeth? Frank: Annabeth is flawless. Piper: I hear their hair's insured for $10,000. Nico: I hear they do car commercials… in Japan. Will: One time they punched me in the face… it was awesome.

Nico: Oh, so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, its “intelligent” and “really cool”. Nico: But when I do it, I’m “petty” and “need to let it go”.

Nico: Annabeth, you're my best friend. Annabeth: Best friend? BEST friend?! Bitch, I'm your only friend. Annabeth: I'M THE ONLY ONE CAPABLE OF TOLERATING YOUR DUMB ASS!

Jason: Nico is a little bitch. Hazel: Why? Jason: Number one, they're little. Number two, they're a bitch.

Leo: God has let me live another day and I'm going to make it everyone's problem.

Leo: I think it’s time I get my life in order. Percy, narrating: But they did not get their life in order. In fact, they got drunk last night and fought a raccoon.

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Percy: I think it’s time I get my life in order. Leo, narrating: But they did not get their life in order. In fact, they got drunk last night and fought a raccoon.

Leo: New year, same me. Because I'm perfect.

Annabeth, holding a gun: If the conspiracies about life being a simulation are true WHOEVERS CONTROLLING MY SIM I JUST WANNA TALK.

Percy: Piper and I are so close we even share a toothbrush. Piper: We what?

Leo: Frank, I screwed up, big time. Frank: Leo, given your daily life experiences, you’re gonna have to be more specific.

Will, jumping out of Nico's closet: BOO! Nico: Will: Nico: Will: makes a sad face Nico: Ahh! Oh my god! You scared me!

Percy: I just wanted to say that over the years, I have come to regard you as… people I met.

Percy: Are you busy? Nico: Yes. Percy: Cool, listen to this…

Will: I want a trip down memory lane. Hazel: proceeds to grab every warrior cats book they have and sets them in Will's lap Hazel: I heard you needed these? Will: YES! ALL OF THEM!

Will: If I were a drink, I'd be Cherry Vanilla Coke. If you were a drink, what would you be? Nico: Bleach. Percy: Sewage. Will: …Please calm down, edgelords.

Leo: I think I should be allowed on ghost hunter tv shows. Hazel: I think that would be dangerous for the ghosts.

Percy, in a horrible German accent: Bill Nye is on break, I'm Bill Nein. Leo: Can I go to the bathroom? Percy, in the same horrible German accent: Nein!

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too-young-for-maturity · 1 year

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I am sorry but from where is everyone getting this idea of pure and innocent Hazel? Yes she is angelic in every aspect but has a one of the foulest of mouths. Remind you, she has perfect opinions of where Octavion can stick his wand and rides a horse whose vocabulary surpasses that of a falcon sailer. Her mouth has been literally washed by the nuns of academy for coloured children for her savage swears. In fac, Nico on the contrary,being brought up in a typical italian household with a strict sister is allergic to 'bad words'. While half of the camp will faint and cover their ears hearing hazel swear, she won't bat an eye and leave you burned. Go Hazel GO.

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cabin9sblog · 9 months

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Hazel: You need some tools to deal with your anger

Nico: A sledgehammer would do nicely

Frank: No, more like deep breathing

Nico: Fine. Can you make me breathe fire?

inspired by post by @shit-people-probably-didnt-say

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sleepdeprivedandinsane · 1 year

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Percy: in the end, we're all human beans

Jason: and together we will rice

Leo: lettuce pray 🙏

Annabeth, Piper: ramen 🤚

Frank: *wiping away fake tears* that was beautiful

Nico, Hazel: *thoroughly confused* ...?

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peppermintpercyjackson · 2 years

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Percy: Why are you on the floor?

Hazel: I'm depressed.

Hazel: Also I was stabbed, can you get Frank, please.

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bungeeyrm · 2 years

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plot twist: frank’s the bear and jason flew away and is recording everything from the air

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rayssion · 6 months

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Hazel, now that she's a praetor,

Hazel, whispers: those campers are fucking idiots. Fuck my life.

Hazel: realises that she's holding a microphone.

Camp Jupiter:

Hazel, more quietly: fuck.

#and Frank just standing next to her #staring blankly as if it's something he's used to hear #and he probably is #hazel levesque #incorrect hoo quotes #incorrect toa quotes #frank zhang #frazel #riordanverse

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chasegrangerkingdom · 2 years

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Leo: Don't underestimate us.

Leo: Our group motto is: maybe we'll get lucky this time!

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simpingforpjo · 2 years

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Hazel: I think i finally understand pronouns.

Frank: That's wonderful Hazel!

Hazel: I identify as a threat. My pronouns are try/me

Frank: Hazel no-

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jarondont · 8 months

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Some Frazel and Tobiarinda because I am now obsessed with both series

Frank: Man, sure is dark in here. Hazel: Frank: I'm not scared or anything. Hazel: Frank: I mean, who is scared of the dark these days? Not me, no sir. Hazel: Do you want me to hold your hand? Frank: Yes please.

Tobias: Man, sure is dark in here. Amarinda: Tobias: I'm not scared or anything. Amarinda: Tobias: I mean, who is scared of the dark these days? Not me, no sir. Amarinda: Do you want me to hold your hand? Tobias: Yes please.

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joeybaboo20 · 1 year

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Incorrect PJO Quotes From A Random Generator (ft. The Seven + Will, Nico, Thalia, Calypso & Reyna)

Will : We both look very handsome tonight. Nico: You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "So do you." Will : I couldn't take that chance.

Percy: yawns Annabeth: Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring. Percy: Then you must be exhuasted. Frank: Will you two shut up? Some of us are lonely.

Nico: So, you lied to me? Leo: That depends on how you define lying. Nico: Well, I define it as not telling the truth. How do you define it? Leo: Um, reclining your body in a horizontal position?

Piper: Have you done this before? Nico: Well, Piper, it's like if you read the script you come better prepared. Leo: That's not what we do in the US, we don't read things. Piper: I don't read, Nico.

Percy: Oh and for your information, I don't have an ego. Percy: My facebook photo is a landscape.

Percy: You know you've made it when you see your picture everywhere you go. Annabeth: Those are wanted posters!

Nico: I only have two emotions: exhaustion and stress. And I’m somehow always feeling both simultaneously.

Jason: Get your hand off my shield! Annabeth: There's like a million other shields. Jason: Take that one, it has a flower on it. Girls like flowers. Annabeth: hits Jason with the shield Oops! Now this one has blood on it.

Annabeth: It's locked. You got a lock pick? Percy: Yeah- Leo: kicks in the door

Reyna: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be? Nico: Maybe a bit tipsy? Will: Drunk. Jason: Wasted. Percy: Dead.

Jason: Damn, Annabeth, are you secretly cool? Annabeth: Well, poker is just math, so I guess it depends on if you consider the mathematician, Carl Friedrich Gauss, cool. Jason: I do not.

Nico: My assistance will be an act of beneviolence. Will: …Don’t you mean benevolence? Nico: No.

out grocery shopping Nico: takes a free sample twice Nico: Robbery and Fraud. I am a Rebel.

Percy: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning. Annabeth: This is a lie. Annabeth: I'm literally dating them. This is a lie. Annabeth: THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.

Percy: Are you an F5 key? Because that ass is refreashing. Annabeth: Are you a software update? because not right now.

Hazel, holding up their class notes: And then this doodle of a burrito because when I first read Aristotle, I thought it was pronounced like “Chipotle”. Hazel, in shock: Wait a minute, is it “Chip-o-tottle”?

Calypso: I wish I had acid. Thank you, Jesus. Amen.

Leo : I'm a firm believer in "if you're going to fail, you might as well fail spectacularly."

Calypso: We have a problem. Leo : No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.

Piper: May luck (and this picture of Jason eating shredded cheese at 3 in the morning) be with you.

Jason: I have yet to encounter a problem where a sword didn't factor into the solution at least in some way.

Percy: Silence is golden. Thalia: Duct tape is silver.

Leo, dramatically: They called me a fool. Calypso, sick of Leo's shit: They weren’t wrong.

Frank: Please pray for Percy. Jason: What happened to them? Frank: Nothing, they’re just very stupid.

Percy: I typed "bitch" into my GPS and guess what? I'm in your driveway. Piper: Percy: Vroom vroom, come out already.

Frank, holding an antique bottle: Is this whiskey or perfume? Leo: grabs and chugs the entire bottle Leo: Leo: It's perfume.

Frank: I can't believe there's a cat somewhere in my house. Amazing feeling. Love cats. And he's here, in my house! Somewhere! And I may encounter him! What a treat.

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