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#heroes of olympus incorrect quotes
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Leo: Do you think lava tastes spicy? Hazel: Please don't eat lava! Piper: Eat some and let us know. Percy: Actually, since it's made of rocks, it would probably taste dusty and bland. Leo: You're the only one who understands me.
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pigfacedbitch · 8 months
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During an argument in Cabin 13...
Will: Shut up!
Nico: Make me.
Will: Don't say that.
Nico: And why not?
Will: With I'm planning to do, you'll be even louder!
Nico: ⊙_⊙
Apollo: [ leaning by the door, listening ] I am so proud—
more incorrect quotes here!
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pick-a-funny-name · 10 days
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Leo: You're stupid
Leo: And I do stupid things
Leo: So I do you
Jason: *in a high pitched voice* Oh Leo, you're such a tease!
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half-gone · 1 month
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(The Seven + Nico & Will roadtrip) Pt. 1
Percy: *eats the last gummy worm*
Leo: Hey! That was mine!
Percy: Nuh-uh! It was BLUE! Blue is mine!
Leo: The whole package was blue!
Percy: Then the whole package was mine!
Leo: You’re supposed to share!
Percy & Leo: …..Annabeth!!!
Annabeth: Both of you SHUT UP or I will turn this car around!!
Roadtrip Masterlist
Pt. 1 Pt. 2 Pt. 3 Pt. 4
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caleohateclub · 5 months
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Jiper Breakup:
Piper: You like Leo.. the way.. Calypso likes Leo... don't you?
Jason (who has heard about Calypso straight from Leo himself): Calypso likes Leo?
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venusleontios55555 · 6 months
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Turning older than your favorite fictional characters feels like a completely impossible and mind blowing experience
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lesbocrocker · 1 year
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Will: What’s the straightest thing you’ve ever done?
Nico: *sighs*
Nico: I killed a man.
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percabethlovebot · 4 months
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Leo: I just got us matching friendship bracelets, and you have the audacity to say you don’t care about this relationship??
Jason: These are handcuffs.
Leo: Yeah, ‘cause you’re my partner in crime.
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candiedfain · 30 days
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Heroes of Olympus as things in the friend chat #12
Will: guys I’m actually 😔 straight 😭
Will: I like women 😭😭😭
Leo: I forgive you ig
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fxiryeon · 2 months
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Percy: God, give me patience. 
Octavian: I think you mean 'give me strength'. 
Percy: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.
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Nico: *speaking Italian*
Percy: I know, I know.
Annabeth: You speak Italian?
Percy: No. I just know the phrase, 'this is all your fault' in every language Nico speaks.
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Hazel: You often use humor to deflect trauma. Leo: Thank you! Hazel: I didn't say that was a good thing. Leo: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny.
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pigfacedbitch · 8 months
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The first time Annabeth Chase meets a spider...
Young! Annabeth: [ sees a spider crawling to her ] EEK! What is that, dad?
Frederick: A spider, my dear. Remember that it's a living organism like us. Treat it the way you wanted to be treated.
Young! Annabeth: I see... [ smiles up to her father before stabbing the spider continuously with her pencil ]
Frederick: NO, ANNABETH! STOP-
more incorrect quotes here!
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cabin9sblog · 10 months
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Hazel: The only thing I'm guilty of is being adorable ...and also assault with a deadly weapon.
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half-gone · 1 month
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(The Seven + Nico & Will roadtrip) Pt. 4
*Somewhere in Arizona*
Hazel: We should check out the Grand Canyon.
Jason, Leo, & Piper: No!!!
Roadtrip Masterlist
Pt. 1 Pt. 2 Pt. 3 Pt. 4
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simpingforpjo · 2 years
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Rest in peace Jason Grace you would have loved Nick Nelson
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