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#trials of apollo incorrect quotes
caleohateclub · 5 months
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Jiper Breakup:
Piper: You like Leo.. the way.. Calypso likes Leo... don't you?
Jason (who has heard about Calypso straight from Leo himself): Calypso likes Leo?
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lesbocrocker · 1 year
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Will: What’s the straightest thing you’ve ever done?
Nico: *sighs*
Nico: I killed a man.
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txny-dragon · 2 years
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Apollo: My self-esteem is like playing Jenga with two pieces of the bottom gone.
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Nico: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast? Percy: Several traffic violations. Jason: Three counts of resisting arrest. Leo: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks. Frank: Also, that’s not our car.
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heyimboredtalktome · 2 years
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echo-stimmingrose · 10 months
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Nico: Everytime... I think.... I'm the fucked up one of this group....
Nico:..... Leo...
Nico: You open your mouth...
Nico: and I'm like naw.... Naw I'm doing fine....
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Nico to Will: Would you like to stay for dinner? Persephone, from a different room: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?!
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simpingforpjo · 9 months
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Me writing incorrect quotes and headcanons that make no sense if we take canon into consideration:
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*Nico is cooking*
Will: any chance that’s for me?
Nico: it’s for Jason. i’m planning on making some bad choices tonight, and i need him on my side.
Leo: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment
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guardianspirits13 · 4 months
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This is what happened, right?
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gummybearinthehouseee · 10 months
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percy: why do people think im good with diplomacy? does no one remember that time i started a war? or the other time i started a war?
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Us in 2023:
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Low quality meme
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lesbocrocker · 1 year
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Reyna: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.
Frank: No, go ahead. I want to hear it.
Reyna: It sucks.
Frank: That’s not constructive criticism.
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chainlollipop · 1 year
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does this make sense
edit: sorry yall im turning off rbs for this its getting to be a lot 😭
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Nico: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it
Jason: Just rip the bandage off.
Nico: It’s Percy.
Jason: Put the bandage back on.
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heyimboredtalktome · 2 years
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to everyone whining about "what about smart blonde girl representation" i assure u can find a lot more smart white blondes in media than fully developed poc in an important role lol
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