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percy: if anything happened to you, my mom would kill me

annabeth: but sally’s your mom, not mine

percy: yeah, like that would stop her

#pjo

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This is how SoM went—

#the ✨ bride ✨ #annabeth chase #percy jackson #pjo

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Jason: So, I have to go to the eye doctor this week.

Percy: Yes, you need to get your vision orbs checked.

Jason: Ah, yes, my vision orbs.

#percy do you write fanfiction #vision orbs... #jercy #incorrect jercy quotes #percy jackson #jason grace #hoo

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you ever have mutuals who are way cooler than you so you perpetually feel like a little kid who’s somehow gotten in the good graces of a really cool teenager and you want to talk to them whenever you can but youre still kind of terrified of them

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I find it soooo interesting how percy was put in a position and expected to take the responsibilities that came with it yet given none of the respect that should. and simultaneously if he ever tried to step up and take those responsibilities he was treated as an attention seeker.

#YRSYESYES #pjo #percy jackson

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same way nobody told book!percy that he was dying at 16, nobody told walker it was a slow burn

#pjo

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piper: tf is "a"?

nico: "at"

nico: sono a casa tua. i'm at your place

piper: sono a madre tua

#hoo #heroes of olympus #nico di angelo #piper mclean #incorrect hoo quotes #rrv characters as things me and my friends have said #except it wasn't about italian originally

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nico: being short is okay. when the sky falls the tall people will die first

nico: i'm superior to u

nico: this is how i feel trust

percy: sorry that you have to live through the deaths of your loved ones :/

#rrv characters as things me and my friends have said #you can guess whether i'm nico or percy for that one iyw #pjo #percy jackson #hoo #heroes of olympus #nico di angelo #incorrect quotes #incorrect pjo quotes

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Nico: The Ocean is a soup.

Percy:

Percy: Do elaborate.

Nico: What are needed for something to be a soup?

Percy: Erm... Water, salt, some form of vegetation, and personally I prefer some meat in mine.

Nico: *Tilts head*

Percy: The Ocean is a Soup.

Nico: The Ocean is a Soup.

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"percy manipulated bob" "percy manipulated charon" i think the thing we all need to focus on more is the fact that he accidentally manipulated the whole of the pjo fandom into seeing him as dumb and stupid when he was just insecure as hell

#Preach #percy jackson #pjo

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hc that percy and nico can both see in the dark and their eyes glow when they do so and they use these powers for evil (scaring the shit out of thalia and jason)

#evil? #i think you mean: all right right things #percy jackson #nico di angelo #thalia grace #jason grace #pjo #hoo #pjo textpost

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boops back <3

#(1 whole day too late to the party on this acc 😔✋)

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annabeth ain't the only jealous one here lol, I can guarantee if piper was introduced in pjo and befriended annabeth the way she did in hoo before percy and her got together he would've been a jealous mess about it lmao

#preach #percy jackson #annabeth chase #piper mclean #pjo

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Imagine you finally kiss the guy you’ve had a crush on forever and less than 10 minutes later he literally explodes and takes a whole ass volcano with him

#id never let him live that down. sorry #percy jackson #annabeth chase #percabeth #pjo

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"him? yeah, that's percy jackson he-. hm? well, i dont know anything about blowing up a classroom, BUT"

#endless things to list here #percy jackson #my man is a cryptid #im so proud of him #<- op your tags are so real

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percy: you saved me! why?

clarisse: people would think i murdered you if i didn’t

#incorrect quotes #clarisse la rue #percy jackson