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chasegrangerkingdom · 2 years

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Leo: Accidentally indulged in too much "me time".

Leo: Turns out I've been reported missing for over six months and presumed dead by most local and national authorities.

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liv45no · 3 months

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Luke, talking about Percy: he’s such a funny little guy.

Luke: I can’t believe I’m gonna betray him.

Annabeth: you don’t have to??

Luke: oh no I’m gonna

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flowerscentedartist · 11 months

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Ink: Do you want children?

Error: No.

Ink: Me neither.

Ink, to PJ and Gradient: Kids, we need to talk

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indisputablypercy · 7 days

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back at it again

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bibibusinessman · 3 months

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Steph totally has this plus a wide variety of animal onesies. For Christmas she buys the entire batfam matching shark onesies. They wear them all the time. Don’t let Bruce find out they make bat ones.

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a-flaming-idiot · 17 days

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Marinette, running on three nonconsecutive hours of sleep over a week and enough caffeine to kill a rhino: "I don't need to sleep, I'm not even that tired!" Alya, already curled up in bed in her jammies at 10pm: "Oh but I'll be so lonely in bed without you. Come curl up in my arms so I'll feel whole again~" Marinette, beat red: "O-oh I- Well... Wait, are you trying to seduce me into good sleeping habits?" Alya: ... Marinette: ... Alya: "...Is it working?"

#miraculous ladybug #Alyanette #marinette dupain cheng #alya cesaire #incorrect miraculous ladybug quotes #It did indeed work #They have matching PJs and Marinette was required to change into hers #It was the best sleep she's gotten in months #Alya is just happy that doing the tropiest thing ever actually worked to get her GF to actually sleep

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dont-mind-me-i-just-exist · 8 months

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here have this stupid lil thing I made

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hadesfucks · 4 months

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PJ: where would you be without me! Your life would be so boring

Hazel: I think you mean stable

PJ: I think I mean boring

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fictionalmenaremytype · 17 days

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Fifth Year Marauders getting caught...

Sirius: what are you gonna do Minnie? Give me detention?

Minerva: That's exactly what I'm doing. Three weeks worth!

Peter *to Sirius* : Mate!

Sirius: Well we'll just not go!

Minerva: in that case you won't mind if it's six weeks.

Peter: MATE!!!

Minerva: I'll see you and Mr Pettigrew at six am Sirius or else there's no quiditch...Lupin, Potter. You as well...wherever you are.

*James and Remus hiding round the corner*: Goddamit Sirius!

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whomadewaffles · 2 months

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PART 3 of 3 of my Pjhazel incorrect qoutes! Sadly the last part.. at least for now. I won't say for definite there won't be more cos I adore this movie and this ship especially, but may take some time.

Same things apply to this one as the others, hope these were as fun to read as they were to make! This one became longer than I intended because I just had to add a few new ones too it especially the code names one because It made me chuckle and fit so well.

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Pj: I’m in lov—

Pj: Lov—

Pj: I have feelin—

Josie: It’s okay, take your time.

Pj: ...Hazel.

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Pj *to hazel*: If I have developed a huge crush on you, that's my business. It literally has nothing to do with you.

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Hazel: Autism speaks?

Hazel: Yeah, I never shut the fuck up.

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Pj: Horny doesn’t always mean wanting to have sex. Sometimes it means wanting to be beat up or stabbed or something.

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Hazel: I like wearing oversized sweaters. Not just because they're extremely comfy and cuddly, but because whenever the sleeves are really big, I get to flop them around and smack people.

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Pj: I- hm...

Hazel: be nice

Pj: Of course! I'm finding kind words.

Hazel

Pj:....

Hazel:

Pj:...

Hazel: ... it takes you that long to find-

Pj: It does! I'm trying!

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Ms. Callahan: You're not good enough for my daughter

Pj: YOU'RE not good enough for your daughter

Ms. Callahan: Excuse me?!

Pj: You heard me

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Hazel: I set off explosives to feel joy.

Pj: That's adorable.

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Pj *delusional from a punch to the face during fight club*: You have... beautiful eyes..

Hazel *flustered*: She's lost her mind!

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Hazel: I have no idea what's going on but I am being so brave about it.

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Pj *to hazel*: Why do you keep looking me in the eyes? My huge tits are down here

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Hazel *is sad*

Pj:*looks up “how to comfort someone”*

Website: “Do not make insensitive comments or mock the person”

Pj: Fuck.

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Hazel: Are you okay?

Pj: In what aspect? Phisically, no injury whatsoever and no signs of exhaustion. Appearance wise, I'm not just okay, I'm a whole ass meal. We're talking three courses, five stars.

Hazel:

Pj: But mentally? I could use some therapy I guess.

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Pj: it may have been a stupid decision, but it was MY stupid decision and I could never turn my back on it

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Hazel: please, stay out of trouble

Pj: Not my strong suit

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Pj *about Hazel*: *sighs* God, what a loser. I can't believe I'm gonna sleep with her.

Josie: I mean, you don't have to.

Pj: Nah, I'm gonna.

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Pj: Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day?

Hazel: Yes. It's February 14th.

Pj: I- Nevermind.

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*Texting*

Pj: I wanna sleep with you.

Pj: But like in the innocent way.

Pj: ...

Pj: Get your bitch ass over here and cuddle with me you little shit!

Hazel: Damn Pj, calm down, I'm putting my shoes on.

Pj: <3

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Hazel: Sometimes sarcasm is laid on so thick that even I can detect it.

Hazel: This was not one of those times.

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Pj: I love you.

Hazel: I love you too. I've waited so long to hear you say that.

*pj and Hazel make out passionately*

Sylvie, to annie: You owe me 20 dollars.

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Hazel *after Pj insults someone*: I know Pj is very sorry and didn’t mean it.

Pj: Very sorry.

Hazel: See?

Pj: But I did mean it.

Hazel: pj!

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Brittney: Why are you ignoring Hazel?

Pj: I’m playing hard to get.

Brittney: Why would you do that? You’re already hard to want.

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Pj: Not much could ruin today.

Jeff: Hey overall bitch #2

Pj: Oh, Fuck. I forgot saying that summons him.

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*just before josie and pj find the other fight club members at the game to apologise*

Josie: Talk to Hazel first, and apologise. That's what friends do.

Pj: Urgh, I really don’t want too. I was just gonna wait til' I'm on my deathbed, get in the last word and then die immediately.

Josie: That was your plan for dealing with this???

Pj: That's my plan for dealing with everything. I have seventy-seven arguments I'm gonna win that way.

Josie *drags her to the football game*: Nope, we're doing the apology instead.

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Pj: Quick, Hazel, start talking about boring nerd shit!

Hazel: You know, nerd culture is mainstream now, so when you use the word “nerd” derogatorily, it means you’re the one that’s out of the zeitgeist.

Pj: Yes, that’s perfect. Just like that.

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*backstory: the cheerleaders are at practice and the rest of the club are getting together to help plan a perfect promposal for josie to give to isabel*

Pj: From now on, we'll be using code names. You can address me as 'Eagle 1.'

Pj: Hazel is 'Currently doing that.'

Hazel: *high fives pj*

Pj: Sylvie is 'It happened once in a dream.'

Pj: Annie. Codename - 'If I had to pick a republican.'

Pj: josie is... 'Eagle 2.'

Josie: Oh, thank god.

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chasegrangerkingdom · 2 years

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