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forcebewitht · 1 year
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IM SORRY I HAD TO- I WAS CACKLING AS I MADE THIS Y'ALL 😭🙏🏼
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allskywalkerswhine · 7 months
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in fics where luke gets plopped into the prequels i want every jedi within ten metres of him to think hes the weirdest jedi theyve ever seen. he has negative lightsaber form. he doesnt know what a kata is. he handstands when he meditates. his solution to sith is to try and have a chat. hes a political radical who keeps suggesting revolution. you ask him what the jedi code is and he says "kindness and compassion and helping those in need :) ". you ask how he used the force like that and he says some shit about how you are a luminous being limited only by your mind. the councils authority is just a suggestion. he is somehow the new favourite of both qui gon and yoda
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tomi4i · 28 days
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The land is ours
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anneapocalypse · 1 year
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So, just curious how many writers and creators will have to be forcibly outed by relentless harassment before we acknowledge that "This queer characters was written by a cishet person and that's why they're bad" is not good criticism.
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shivunin · 10 months
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Because I have just seen this specific thing for the second time, I would like to say:
If I reblog your art, I do not expect you to reblog (or share!) my fic in return
If I comment on your fic, I do not expect you to comment on (or read!) mine in return
My enjoyment of anyone's work does not come with strings or expectations
My friendship is not a bill that you will have to pay later
That's it!
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anyone else have multiple traumatic memories associated specifically with holidays/family vacations? because that is a topic I never see discussed in all the So You Had A Shitty Childhood, Now What? self-help books i've been reading. but for me, it was a significant thing. and the more i think about it the more it seems like this would be an (unfortunately) common experience. would be grateful to hear if this matches other peoples' experiences...
#not a shitpost#serious post#ask to tag#tw trauma#cptsd#c-ptsd#and if so we should TALK about it#because it means there are a whole group of survivors out there whose mental health regularly worsens during holidays#like i know i am most certainly not the only person who feels an undefined Dread hanging over christmas/my birthday/july 4 etc#bc too many shitty things happened during those times and now my brain is hypervigilant bc traditionally these are the Danger Times#and this seems like it would be particularly common for survivors of abusive/dysfunctional households (aka most people with c-ptsd)#because holidays/vacations typically mean 1) the whole family is together/being forced to interact#2) and undergoing external stressors e.g. travel/relatives aka 'outsiders' visiting/routines & coping mechanisms being interrupted etc#3) there is social pressure for this to be a Fun Family Bonding Experience which only highlights the cracks in the foundation#and exposes the common Everything Is Fine/We Are A Happy Family lie#4) the cognitive dissonance of feeling tired/anxious/stressed/afraid during a time when you are 'supposed' to be Making Good Memories#and then everyone is angry/tired/anxious/triggered and things boil over and something or someone goes Very Wrong#weird that i'm posting this in october when halloween is...sort of the ONLY holiday i have only good and happy feelings towards#i got lucky there#also i have positive feelings towards Labor Day but that's for socialist reasons
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fresh-snow · 5 months
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So Hamas have been digging tunnels in Sweden from Palestine? Wow talk about efficiency 😑
Israhell once again is giving out clown energy.
Liars and schemers.
Thank goodness for social media and accessible internet. If it was 20 years ago, they'd have gotten away with it.
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uncanny-tranny · 9 months
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Once you stop thinking about queer people's labels as strict indications of what's in their pants and who they do/don't bed and instead view queer people's labels as how they interact with the world, you'll find that you'll get along with queer people better and treat them better, I think.
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eyeballsoup7310 · 6 months
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“We need more morally grey female characters” we absolutely do but some of y’all can’t even handle Vanessa afton
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milkygothgf · 4 months
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Get me pregnant? Sorry. Knock me up? Sorry. Breed me? Sorry. Inseminate me? Sorry. Make me a mommy? Sorry-
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forcebewitht · 2 years
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May I have a Headcanon of the dorm leaders with a S/O who has a mega sweet tooth and always have some kind of sweets in their pocket and eats them in class all the time please?
Twisted Wonderland: The Sweetest S.O. x The Dorm Leaders
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🌹Riddle Rosehearts🌹
Riddle can never not help but to simply watch sometimes as you shove some bits of candy into your precious mouth
You were never berated for having a sweet tooth as a kid?? Is this a normal thing???
Once he works out his initial shock sometimes at just how m u c h candy you're already carrying, there is one of two things that could happen
The first is he tries to get you to tone it down, as the Queen Of Hearts Rule #117 clearly states-
The second? He'll bashfully look away as he wonders what it would taste like to kiss you with those sweets in your mouth
If you have some sort of strawberry candy on you, too? That boy will be putty in your hands
You eventually start using this newfound ability, simply eating a piece of strawberry candy and smooching his lips whilst he is in the middle of a rant to get him to calm down
Free therapy for him, for real-
He actually starts asking Trey for his trademark strawberry tarts some more once he sees you with all that candy- like a gate has just been unlocked
After all, if someone as charming as you could do it without any repercussions (well- maybe a stomach ache from too much-), then surely, he could indulge himself a little bit more...right?
🦁Leona Kingscholar🦁
This beastman just- stared you down the first time he saw you pull all of that candy out of your pockets
How did it not m e l t in there, how many do you even have, why do you have all that-
After that initial moment that left him flabbergasted, Leona tolerated it. Yes, tolerated it.
And by that, I mean he would actively make a face if you kissed him with something freshly on those cute lips of yours that was t o o sweet (he wouldn't ever really admit it, but he thinks you're...mildly sweet as it is, so why overpower that?)
He prefers it when you've had some kind of sweet that's got either some salt or some sort of zest to it.
Something about just that smidgen of sweetness added with that overpowering punch that would come from those types of candy would pique his interest
He's also gone into your pockets before, swiped some of the bits of candy, and smirked to no end as he's holding it up in front of you, dangling it like it was a prize
He thinks it's funny watching you scramble to try and grab it, and that little pout on your face or the anger that follows when he holds it just enough from your reach is way too hilarious to him
He may even try to get you to try some candy from his home
🐙Azul Ashengrotto🐙
My, oh my. His sweet little angelfish has a sweet tooth? How...perfect for him~
Bribery becomes a regular occurrence as soon as he swiftly figures this fact out
What's that? You've been craving a special kind of chocolate, you say? Well, sit in his lap while he does his paperwork in the lounge, and he shall let you indulge to your heart's content~
He has to admit, seeing those eyes of yours light up like that whenever he proposes his offers to you makes him smirk everytime. Utterly precious, you are
He actually sometimes will ask for a sweet from you himself if he's feeling particularly either in the mood for one, or stress from the Lounge is getting to be a bit...too much (nothing he can't handle, of course-)
Get him in a good mood, he may even feed some of those candy bits to you
After all, he is the Dorm Leader of the dorm of benevolence on campus- why would he not be as gentle with you as you are with those sweets?
☀️Kalim Al-Asim☀️
Oooo, you like candy, too?! What are the best kinds in your opinion, is candy different here than it was in your world?? Where do you find the space to fit all of those-
Kalim is absolutely over the moon when he sees all that candy (Jamil is just squinting at you from a corner-)
It all looks so tasty! Which one should he try, first? Jamil, can Jamil have one as well? He may like it!
He'll get you to tell him either what your favorite kinds are or which kind you would like to try next
If it's the former, that means that type of candy is coming to the Ramshackle Dorm in b u l k
If it's the latter, he's already got someone ready to bring some over for you both to try (Jamil's gonna have to eat/test it first, obviously-)
He especially loves it if the candy is either entirely coconut or has hints of coconut in it
He absolutely adores peppering your lips with kisses and gently moving merely the tip of his tongue along your bottom lip, just for a litttllleee bit more of a taste of the coconut-
Huh? What do you mean, "You've had too much"? C'mon, Jamil, you deserve to indulge as well!
🪞Vil Schoenheit🪞
I am praying for you, Reader-
Out of all of the dorm leaders, Vil is the most against it- and almost aggressively so, most of the time.
The first time he saw you pull all of that out and you started trying to sort through it to find which one you wanted at the moment, his hands were already swooping them all away from you
What in the w o r l d are you doing?? Don't you know what eating too much of this stuff can do to your body??
Actually has an entire section labeled "Y/N's Candy Jail" in the kitchen of Pomefiore with curses on them for you to not be able to splurge as you typically would
(Don't tell Vil, but Rook's secretly swiped some pieces of that candy before he put the curse on them to give to you if you look too upset about it-)
He's either completely stern about how much of that candy you have been eating and how you should be eating better things for your mind and body-
Or he's actively teasing you about the whole thing.
Awwww, you want a piece that badly, don't you? Well, you've been so kind and eating more properly, so perhaps he shall let you have o n e piece.
He sometimes feels guilty about doing such an action given how upset you get- but he's only looking out for your best interest, as he does for all of the his dorm members.
💀Idia Shroud💀
He gets even more excited than Kalim did at this development in your character
Your pockets are like, Mary Poppins' bag with all of that candy!
Convinced himself at one point that your pockets are actually pocket dimensions just for candy for the two of you (just let him have that one, okay-)
Candy is his favorite food of all time, so of course he's eager to share and splurge with you
Gaming time always winds up sweeter than usual after this fact gets unleashed (pun totally intended)
There's a game that you two both adore playing that you found called Sugar Rush- and a GIANT bowl of candy in the middle is always the highlight of those gaming secessions
Competitions happen often- whoever wins the round against the NPCs gets their pick of selections from the fine candy stash within the center
He gets more bashful about this part, but you know that thing with the Pocky sticks where someone will have their mouth at one end and their S.O. will be at the other end, and they both eat their ends until they kiss?
Yeah, that happens but with either certain types of candy sticks or chocolate bars. A lot.
Ortho genuinely starts getting concerned about how much candy you two are eating after a while, better cross your fingers and pray he doesn't call Vil for help-
🐉Malleus Draconia🐉
He remembers silently glancing down at you during a walk the very first time you pulled candy out from your stash, and stopping mid-stroll to look at you more curiously
You looked...so happy. Your eyes seemed to light up, your hands gingerly cared for the candy as though it were a small fairy
Seeing his Child Of Man so happy- well, it quite honestly made him a little happy himself
Ice cream and candy certainly go together, as well, so ice cream parlor dates with candy bits on top that either the both of you share or the both of you feed to each other becomes a regular occurrence
Lilia will sometimes even sneak you some sort he made himself after seeing you two lovebirds so happy (don't eat it, p l e a s e-)
He'll get curious about certain kinds of candy he has never heard of before that you somehow have in your possession, so he may ask for one or two just to try it every now and then
If this candy from your world is so utterly delicious, how much more precious and special must you be in turn? Only he knows that true answer.
✨~End~✨
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Jason: the Batfam member I see most as my brother is Tim
Dick: What!!! That's no fair, I should be your brotherly-ist brother!
Dick: No offense Timmy.
Dick, turning back to Jason: But I am the one who has been your brother longest, I helped you kill that druglord, I even gave you some of my cookie dough last week!
Bruce: uhhh, back to the druglord thing-
Steph: You shared your cookie dough with him!
Jason: Sorry Dick, but there is one thing that makes you brothers more than anything else, not blood, or time, but...
Jason and Tim at the same time: Contempt
Jason: I have contempt for Tim, like all siblings should. Really the only thing I love more than hating Tim is shit talking other people with Tim. That form of contempt is how siblings bond and I will just say, surprisingly I love bonding with Tim even more than I love terrorizing Tim
Tim: aww, I didn't know we were that close
Jason, panicking cause he doesn't wanna ruin their dynamic: *punches Tim in the gut and runs out*
Tim, shouting after him: You can't take it back now, you ass
Jason: *turns around while running to give Tim the middle finger*
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shit-talker · 3 months
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The 141 have a ridiculous run of inside jokes that is continuosly ruining their lives, such as;
1.) If someone says, "You love it really," to you, you immediately have to agree with them, no matter what the circumstances. Otherwise, you lose the ability to do it back. This has resulted in many weird fake confessions, including one time in which Soap got fed up with people making your mom jokes at him and went on a rant about it. Ghost glanced at him in front of a room full of cadets and just went, "You love it really, though," and Soap almost died as he sadly nodded and replied, "Yeah, I do."
2.) If something even remotely sexual sounding is said about you, you must always say, "You're damn right I do/am/will," back. This backfired once when they were in a defreif and Price said something about Gaz "coming through the back door" and Gaz, without think, winked and replied "You're damn right I did," In front of everyone and got in trouble for mild insubordination. (The others almost died laughing as he realised what he'd done, who he'd done it to, and who he'd done it in front of (aka Price's bosses))
3.) When talking about Roach, they will always act like he's died. He hasn't, but none of them can stop the joke, and it always makes all of them crack up, even Roach. This once caused major panic, as once when Ghost was discussing their latest mission with Laswell, he said, "It was fine because Roach - God rest his soul -" and Laswell had about two minutes where she thinks Roach has dropped dead and she didn't fucking know.
4.) They will always make up bad stories for how they met Ghost, if anyone ever asks. It doesn't matter what the truth is, or who they're speaking to, when asked, all three of them will reply with some made up, overly dramatic or down right boring story on how they met. These stories ranged from Ghost, saving them from a shark attack (Gaz), Ghost selling them assorted drugs as a teenager (Roach), and most devastatingly is when Soap told a distant relative of his that he met Ghost after "finding him with my older brother, behind his wifes back" he does not have an older brother, and so there is no wife.
5.) They always reference the "Malibu incident." None of them have ever been to Malibu. Nothing bad has ever happened there, but now they've created a whole conspiracy in the British Army about a coverup that happened in Malibu. Price knows about this one and finds it endlessly funny, so he goes along with it, never directly mentioning it but refusing to deny it when someone asks. If anyone ever asks about the details of it, they just give a deadpanned look as if the other person should already know and say; "Don't make me say it." There are rumours. Like, a lot of rumours.
6.) Roach claps every time someone says, "I'll be there for you" because once he clapped at the wrong time during the friends intro and had been paying the price ever since. It doesn't happen often, but sometimes you'll just hear him clapping - not even in the tune to the friends theme. Just random clapping. If any of the others hear it, they almost always reply with "That's a fuckin' joke" in a really disappointed tone. It's confused a lot of people.
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ryoalouette · 7 months
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Machi's #10 DP x DC idea
Someone called on the Fenton's and now Danny is hiding from the CPS. He hides in the GZ and is only find out when he goes back home bc he missed Jazz.
Time goes differently on the realms, Danny has spent years in the GZ but only a couple days have passed on Earth. Unfortunately, after so long in the GZ Danny has gotten used to speaking by emotions and not by words so he barely talks. Until they can solve the situation with the Fenton's it is decided Danny should go to a house that is used to deal with this kind of behavior.
Cue to Danny being sent with the batfam.
He arrives late at night and Bruce decides that it will be better for Danny to meet the children in the morning (especially since some are on patrol rn) Danny is offered a room in the family wing but he rushes to Cass' room.
Cass immediately wakes up and pokes at Danny. Real? She asks and Danny nods.
Cass baby core sings in pure Bliss bc now they have a big ghost that they can talk to (Jason doesn't count bc Jason is corrupted) Cass slaps Danny on pure instinct and Danny smiles and chases after her. They both run and play in the room while having a silent conversation but when Bruce puts a step on the room they freeze and hide.
He tells them that he doesn't want to interrupt their games but it is time to sleep. They agree so they grab all the blankets and pillows they can find in the room, build a nest in the middle of the bed and hide inside.
From then on they have this bubble around them, Cass is more comfortable and relaxed with Danny than with anybody else and the same goes for Danny. They are always cuddling and touching each other and having quiet conversations. Thanks to this, Cass' powers show up and Danny doesn't officially join the Bats but he always seems to know when Cass is in danger and goes to her rescue every time, even if she is in another country.
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secretmellowblog · 6 months
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Another reason I dislike Les Mis adaptations that make Jean Valjean constantly openly angry/violent is because they miss that Jean Valjean is not allowed to be angry. The fact he is forbidden from expressing anger is, I argue, actually a very important part of his character in the novel!
One of the subtler political messages of the story is that some people are given freedom to express anger, while others are forced to be excessively meek and conciliatory in order to survive.
Wealthy conservatives like Monsieur Gillenormand can “fly into rages” every five minutes and have it treated as an endearing quirk. Poor characters like Fantine or Jean Valjean must be constantly polite and ingratiating to “their superiors” at all times, even in the face of mockery and violence, or else they will be subjected to punishment. If Gillenormand beats his child with a stick, it’s a silly quirk; if Fantine beats a man harassing her, she is sentenced to months in prison.
(Thenardier and Javert are interesting examples of this too. Thenardier acts superficially polite and ingratiating to his wealthy “superiors” while insulting them behind their backs. Javert, meanwhile, is completely earnest in his mindless bootlicking. But I could write an entire other post on this.)
The point is that….Jean Valjean has to be submissive and self-effacing, or he puts himself in danger. He can’t afford to be angry and make scenes, or he will be punished. The only barrier between himself and prison is his ability to be so “courteous” that no one bothers to pry into his past.
Jean Valjean is excessively polite to people, in the way that you’re excessively polite to an armed cop who pulls you over for speeding when you secretly have a few illegal grams of marijuana in the your car trunk. XD It’s politeness built on fear, is what I mean. It’s politeness built on a desperation to make a powerful person avoid looking too closely at you.
It’s politeness at gunpoint.
Jean Valjean has also spent nineteen years living in an environment where any expression of anger could be punished with severe violence. That trauma is reflected in the overly cautious reserved way he often speaks with people (even people who are kind and would never actually hurt him.)
So adaptations that have Jean Valjean boldly having shouting matches with people in public and beating cops half to death without worrying about the repercussions just make go like “???”
Because that’s part of what’s fascinating about Jean Valjean to me? On one hand, he is a genuinely kind compassionate person, who cares deeply about other people and behaves kindly out of altruism. But on the other hand, he was also “beaten into submission” by prison, and forced into adopting conciliatory bootlicking behaviors in order to survive. And it can sometimes be hard to tell when he is being kind vs. when he is being “polite” — when he is speaking and acting out of earnest compassion vs. when he is speaking and acting out of fear.
The TL;DR is that I think it’s important that even though Jean Valjean is very (justifiably) angry about the injustice that was inflicted on him, his anger is harshly policed at all times— by other people, and by himself. He has been told his anger is wrong/selfish so often that he believes it. His anger takes weirder more unhealthy forms because he has no safe outlet for it. His rage at society becomes a possessiveness towards Cosette and silent hatred of Marius, but primarily it becomes useless self-destructive constant hatred of himself. And while I might be phrasing this wrong, I think that’s what’s interesting about Jean Valjean’s relationship with anger— the way his justified fury at his own mistreatment gets warped into more and more unhealthy forms by the way he’s forced to constantly repress it.
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kexing · 7 months
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help i can’t breathe
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