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nvm those tits are REAL

Tits Out For Trans Day Of Visibility 💛🤍💜

#obvsly all tits r real and then some #(by which i mean all tits that aspire to be tits ARE tits...PLUS some fun extras that didn't aspire at all) #but there's tits and then there's THE BIT #and BABY I'M NOT STRONG ENOUGH #to say no (to the bit)

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deeply gorgeous artistic rendering of my tags:

it's cute really, how excited humans get when the sky blinks

#holy cheese n grits #posts with art #eclipse #opened my dash and everyone was talking about the weather so here have an eclipse post #ANYWAYS. the earth in the last panel is licking her lips it's causing tidal waves #ALTERNATIVELY! she's drooling that's the ice caps melting

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@letmelickyoureyeballs oh u meant EATING THEM eating them. alluring.

so we are all just whacking each other with pool noodles on this fine april's day

#glamorous. dazzling. rock star behavior

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she's winking! the Sun is winking flirtatiously at her wife the Earth! quick everybody wink back

it's cute really, how excited humans get when the sky blinks

#'if the sun and earth are married what about the moon' #they're all married to each other (and they are lesbians) #sapphic celestial polycule. self explanatory

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it's cute really, how excited humans get when the sky blinks

#it is winking at you! the sun is winking flirtatiously at earth. wink back

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*consumes you uncritically*

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team rocket bisexual power couple

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corvid ass website

i have some questions yet i find myself too afraid to seek answers

#proud of us for being able to universally agree you do NOT. FUCK. WITH MONKEYS.

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do i ship these characters or do i want them to form a sketch comedy duo

#giving a new and improved meaning to 'the straight man' #'no I didn't say they were a straight COUPLE i said that one's the straight man. his husband's the clown'

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"hindsight is 20/20" idk i'm seeing a lot of people who need their eyes checked

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FAKE TIT ALERT

Tits Out For Trans Day Of Visibility 💛🤍💜

#i think it's a coal tit actually. can anyone confirm?

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hammer-headed bats are the only thing you should be thinking about

#bats

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next April 1st i hope that someone (having lived a long and fulfilling life and now ready to depart this mortal coil) is prepared to have their family receive bad news on objectively the weirdest day of the year to do that

somewhere, i hope there is a pregnant person preparing to do a pregnancy reveal on the objectively funniest day of the year to do that

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glad we all survived tumblr april 1st 2024. call that a........... bonkers experience

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........ yeah okay

so we are all just whacking each other with pool noodles on this fine april's day

#well that was bonkers

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don't. call it that

so we are all just whacking each other with pool noodles on this fine april's day

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#it is essential for you to understand i am not bopping u on the forehead with my furry little paw #i am whacking you on the ass with a wet pool noodle. there is squelching involved

so we are all just whacking each other with pool noodles on this fine april's day