#shit talker talks

[shit-talker]

The 141 have a ridiculous run of inside jokes that is continuosly ruining their lives, such as;

1.) If someone says, "You love it really," to you, you immediately have to agree with them, no matter what the circumstances. Otherwise, you lose the ability to do it back. This has resulted in many weird fake confessions, including one time in which Soap got fed up with people making your mom jokes at him and went on a rant about it. Ghost glanced at him in front of a room full of cadets and just went, "You love it really, though," and Soap almost died as he sadly nodded and replied, "Yeah, I do."

2.) If something even remotely sexual sounding is said about you, you must always say, "You're damn right I do/am/will," back. This backfired once when they were in a defreif and Price said something about Gaz "coming through the back door" and Gaz, without think, winked and replied "You're damn right I did," In front of everyone and got in trouble for mild insubordination. (The others almost died laughing as he realised what he'd done, who he'd done it to, and who he'd done it in front of (aka Price's bosses))

3.) When talking about Roach, they will always act like he's died. He hasn't, but none of them can stop the joke, and it always makes all of them crack up, even Roach. This once caused major panic, as once when Ghost was discussing their latest mission with Laswell, he said, "It was fine because Roach - God rest his soul -" and Laswell had about two minutes where she thinks Roach has dropped dead and she didn't fucking know.

4.) They will always make up bad stories for how they met Ghost, if anyone ever asks. It doesn't matter what the truth is, or who they're speaking to, when asked, all three of them will reply with some made up, overly dramatic or down right boring story on how they met. These stories ranged from Ghost, saving them from a shark attack (Gaz), Ghost selling them assorted drugs as a teenager (Roach), and most devastatingly is when Soap told a distant relative of his that he met Ghost after "finding him with my older brother, behind his wifes back" he does not have an older brother, and so there is no wife.

5.) They always reference the "Malibu incident." None of them have ever been to Malibu. Nothing bad has ever happened there, but now they've created a whole conspiracy in the British Army about a coverup that happened in Malibu. Price knows about this one and finds it endlessly funny, so he goes along with it, never directly mentioning it but refusing to deny it when someone asks. If anyone ever asks about the details of it, they just give a deadpanned look as if the other person should already know and say; "Don't make me say it." There are rumours. Like, a lot of rumours.

6.) Roach claps every time someone says, "I'll be there for you" because once he clapped at the wrong time during the friends intro and had been paying the price ever since. It doesn't happen often, but sometimes you'll just hear him clapping - not even in the tune to the friends theme. Just random clapping. If any of the others hear it, they almost always reply with "That's a fuckin' joke" in a really disappointed tone. It's confused a lot of people.

#call of duty #cod mw2 #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #kyle gaz garrick #gary roach sanderson #john price #kate laswell #they spend far too much time together #so their humour has kind of melded together to make their own goddamn language that nobody else ever understands #and they can't explain it either #because it always takes too long and by the time theyre done its not even funny #so they just look crazy to everyone #price knows about most of these but absolutely refuses to take part in them #except for malibu #because he actually finds that one funny #task force 141 #cod 141 #shit talker talks

[dvrcos]

more mic’d up andrew minyard when?? mic’d up AARON minyard when?? other mic’d up fox when??

Aaron Minyard Mic’d up

Hes reluctant to do it for a long fucking time

He thinks its kinda dumb

But he mostly doesn’t wanna get scolded for what his mic would pick up

Because my boy is a shit talker

He’s saying everything and anything he can to rile up the other team

He’s even trying to rile up the other foxes tbh

So when he finally agrees he makes coach promise he won’t get in trouble

He body slams the opposing striker (because if there’s one thing Aaron’s gonna do it’s put his all into a body check)

And the opposing striker is mad like visibly fuming

He’s all up in Aaron’s space, a moment away from starting a fight

And Aaron thinks it’s the funniest thing ever

He’s laughing his ass off while loudly crashing their raquets against each other

‘What you’re upset I hit you? I’m five foot nothing dude sounds like a you problem’

And he’s lucky the striker gets pulled away by his teammates cause he’s over 6 foot

And Aaron is all bark, no bite

*whispering into the mic as he walks away* ‘I’ll be honest guys, he would’ve kicked my ass but that was to good of an opportunity to pass up’

His best moments come from when he trips up a striker

*sends the striker sprawling onto their ass* ‘womp womp’

*body slams one into the wall* ‘maybe next time man’

*slams the ball out of their racquet* ‘that’s not yours cmon now’

He flirts with the opposing team but in German

Because he’s discovered that when they can’t understand what he’s saying it really gets to them

And he’ll slip in a word in English so they figure out he’s flirting

And they’re even more pissed and distracted that they mess up what would’ve been a solid play

‘What the fuck did you just say to me!?’

‘Hey, hey sorry just trying to have a nice conversation’ *winks and walks away to start up play again*

*Opposing striker, absolutely baffled and fuming*

His striker accidentally trips him up and gets past to Andrew

And Aaron doesn’t even have to look at Andrew to see the heavy bored expression he’s giving him

Aaron knows he’s probably plotting where to hide his body if he does it again

*Andrew, shaking his head in disappointment as he smacks the ball away*

*Aaron rolling onto his knees and pleading for mercy while laughing* ‘my bad, let’s just talk this out I promise it won’t happen again it was Nicky’s fault’

This happens a lot whenever they’re both on the court

Because making a joke out of Exy is one of the only ways they both actually enjoy it sometimes

And it’s something they can actually bond over

But oh god forbid if someone on the other team says something about Andrew

That’s when Aaron just looses it

Doesn’t matter if the player is ten times his size, he becomes all bite

‘Put your psycho pet brother on a leash already’

And Aaron’s helmets already off and he’s going for his gloves next

*Matt grabbing him and holding him back* ‘cmon Matt it’ll be good, he asked for it, it’ll be good’

‘No Aaron, no red cards’

‘But it’ll be fun’ *tries to throw his helmet at the other player*

He gets a yellow card for it but he proudly displays it by tucking it into the front of his jersey

‘I’m gonna frame this one coach’ he tells Wymack as he sits on the bench for his penalty

Kevin’s always the most annoyed by Aaron’s shit talking because it threatens the game and Aaron’s wellbeing

And he also gets the most riled up whenever Aaron’s turns it onto him

*Kevin storming over to Aaron after he almost gets ejected* ‘Stop saying shit that’ll get you kicked out of the game you idiot’

‘Oh cmon Day I know you like em a little feisty, I’m just trying to make you happy my Queen,’

And Kevin just smacks the top of his helmet and turns to walk away

‘I can get on my knees to apologize if you want, I know you like me on my knees’

And Kevin just has to tune him out cause Aaron won’t stop if he feeds into it

He gets really into the game sometimes though (because he’s competitive and he can’t help it)

Like he’s screaming and cheering so loud at certain points the mic is crackling

*Kevin and Neil scoring the goal that pulls them into the lead* ‘LETS FUCKING GO’

When he’s on the bench he’s the one banging on the plexi glass

He’s screaming at them to get their heads out of their asses or cheering them on even though they can’t hear him

And then he gets out of his competitive streak and he’s lowkey embarrassed

‘If that gets posted online I will never recover’ he mutters after he’s just jumped into Matt’s arms in celebration

When the foxes listen to his recording later they’re shocked by how creative Aaron gets with all of it

And they find it hilarious

And endearing

And they like that they’re getting to see a new part of Aaron as he gets more comfortable with the team

He is by far one of the most aggressive of the foxes when he’s on the court, both physically and verbally

And the fans absolutely eat it the fuck up

But Wymack doesn’t mic him up often because he is lowkey a liability because of what he says

#sorry I had to sneak some kevaaron in there #it’s my demons talking #Aaron Minyard shit talker extraordinaire #aaron minyard #live laugh aaron minyard #aftg #all for the game #kevin day #andrew minyard #kevaaron #mic’d up foxes

[icedjuiceboxes]

Emily meets up with an old enemy.

Part 1 here

Part 3 here

Notes and thank you's below.

Part 3 coming when the attention whore (me) gets attention so get on IT

NOTES

Tbh no thoughts behind Daud's home I literally saw in passing when reading fanfics/ looking at fics that it was a widely accepted HC that Daud ended up owning a vineyard. So I ran with it because *gestures widely*

I dont see enough heart angst. I am filling that gap. Fandom we need more heart angst okay we are fucking sleeping on it. like you know how fucked up some things the heart has said??? and we just meant to be chill with that?????

SO YEAH I HAD TO BRING IT UP. OFC I HAD TO MAKE EMILY USE THE HEART ON DAUD.

also reused the line from DH1 because i couldn't write anything as heartbreaking as that

I thought it'd be cool if the heart told Emily that Daud's days are coming to an end. It have some power to see into the future, (The heart warns Emily they will part eventually as a line, the beginning of the duke mission)

Emily is a little shit and will not turn down an opportunity to do so

Daud, ofc, cant see the heart, but does see the void energy and the mark's glow as another marker.

THANK YOUS

Special shoutouts to flying-dragons, darthfluff , lapinneok, geminison, ignorethispotatoplease, exalok, kg-clark-inthedark, no-light-left-on, oh-frick-its-cinnamon who left amazing tags and idk how else to say thank you because. uh. I was an ig baddie before this BUT THANK YOUU!! I READ ALL YOUR TAGS MULTIPLE TIMES SO I COULD GET THROUGH PART 2.

LEMME TELL YOU I STRUGGLED WITH THIS my bg skills are bad but uhh i also rushed it so like. oop.

And thank you to others that liked and reblogged :D!

#dishonored 2 #dishonored #dishonored fanart #my art #my comics #emily kaldwin #daud #daud dishonored #Look me in the eye and tell me Emily wasn't the most annoying kidnapping victim ever #The outsider heard Emily was meeting Daud and was like 'u know what'd piss him off? Talking in cyptic sentences. have fun sweetie' #Emily may not be the best assassin or best swordsmen but she is the best shit talker #my dh art

[pespillo]

i love when this fandom cant fucking understand an argument being made n runs off with something that nobody was fucking even arguin abt like jack is the lamest and also weirdest man at the same time and maybe he got tons of problems , doesnt change the fact he had all the right to fight for the life of his children tho ya know, just saying

#twf talk #like jack has charisma to him. thats why ppl like him. hes friendly n open . even if hes a shit-talker. thats why ppl like his character. #felix is like. avoidant. he may be relatable but that doesnt ppl have to fucking like him just because hes well written. theres implication #that he was consistently neglectful of his relationships with ppl especially with linda #n im honestly tired of how ppl put aside how his dynamics with the female characters could be or are like just because jack is at the front #samsa´s art stuff

[nympippi]

Vance loves listening to Finn’s space rants 💕🪐 🚀

#pippi art #necromancer finney au #tbp finney fanart #finney blake #tbp vance fanart #vance hopper #the black phone fanart #the black phone fandom #Finn is really tall I’m sorry #he’s the tall bf in every ship idc #headcannon that vance isn’t really much of a talker and neither is Finn but once space is brought up. he never shuts up and vance just #loves to listen to him speak about rockets even if he has no idea what Finns talking about #no angst in my household. only fluff 😈 #until I get to those requests in my inbox then y’all get angst😈😈 #also Finney and Vance promise rings!!!! #they are so special to me #vinney #vance x finney #i love soft vance. he’s a little shit but he’s also very sensitive #finn has a knack for fighter assholes huh #I was giggling like a schoolgirl while drawing this 🫶🏻 #THEY DESERVE TO BE HAPPY RAHHHHHHHHHHHH

[theartofperishingslowly]

Regulus and Sirius Black always snuck into each other's room and went from talking about wizarding world gossip giggles to new torture methods of the witch (their mom) while also giggling.

#my sister and i are the same. its true. siblings do giggle about their torturous mothers. #sirius black would be THE biggest shit talker ever. #regulus just loved listening to his brother talk so much #sirius black #regulus black #sirius and regulus #the marauders era #all the young dudes #atyd #atyd marauders #harry potter #the marauders

[spiderwarden]

Do me a favor and zoom in on her nose.

See that line. That very faint line? Yes. Aforementioned scar I never noticed before. Nose break or slash scar? I’m leaning nose break because there’s no evidence of slash scars connected to it near her eyes or cheeks.

| x marks the spot cause not my screenshot image |

#[ 🕷️ ] —— musings #[ she has so many scars on her neck and face I fucking love it ] #[ my dad once said - an 80s fighty guy - that you can always tell the shit talkers vs the actual brawlers ] #[ because the actual brawlers will have fucked up faces ] #[ as in scars and bumps and nose break scars ] #[ and this - my darling … is a fucked up face ] #[ also she has interesting … jab marks around her body and one particular slash scar by her crotch ] #[ or which I will talk about sometime ] #[ stares at Orin ] #[ sometime .. ]

[trippymockingquake]

If you don’t have Twitter here are the posts

While I agree nobody should talk shit about any team I will say this there is a difference between being critical and then just putting a team/player down just because you can. For example and yes I’m going to pick on a few players for a second🙄 don’t worry i still love them some of these are from Instagram, TikTok or I’m just making one up.

Example of putting a team/player down:

“I thought Sophia Smith was a threat? She seems to love the ground more than the net maybe she should just quit.”- Instagram (some misogynistic man baby)

“England sucks the men’s team would have outdone them in this match and been in double digits they should just go back to where they belong the kitchen.”

Example of being critical:

“Sophia Smith let’s hit the weight room because a shoulder block should have us on the floor or of the ball that easily.”-TikTok (no it’s not that one video there was another one just don’t remember who it belonged to)

“Englands communication sucks. When you don’t communicate with each other you miss passes or get scored on and maybe if we communicated that wouldn’t happen”

The critical isn’t say Sophia Smith sucks it’s pointing out a flaw that should be worked on because it’s a weakness that teams can detect. Englands communication on the pitch makes a difference in their performance and when they aren’t communicating they tend to struggle to make a goal and keep the ball on the other end.

The putting down is saying Smith sucks and shouldn’t play. Englands women are awful and shouldn’t even be playing they should just be in the kitchen.

Being critical doesn’t mean you hate a player or team it just means you have seen them play, know they could do better, know they have the ability to be the best, but you’re simply noticing and calling out the problems that could and would make the team better. But never put someone down just because you want to or think it’s okay.

Don’t put Rapinoe, Smith, Morgan, Naeher, Portugal, Italy, Argentina or anyone or any team down. You can critique their performance but don’t ever put them down just because you think you can. I remember when people did that to Christen Press and then she became everyone’s favorite.

#USWNT #woso #fifa wwc #fifa wwc 2033 #swewnt #swewnt vs USWNT #I hate men they’re the main shit talkers #critical vs shit talking #there is a difference #tumblr though is nicer than the rest

[jaethecreator]

if anyone wants to know how i felt watching the new talker, here ya go !

#jae talks about shit #stray kids #skz #seo changbin #skz changbin #skz talker #skz vmas

[startreatment]

it's crazy to think that i technically had a shinee poster on my wall for like 8 years and i literally only found out they existed in october.

#i used to buy this teen magazine that had double-sided posters in every issue #and obviously i was buying them for shit i was interested in 8 years ago #but once i moved out my sister decided to check what was on the other side of all of them bc she's a kpop stan #and couldn't care less about shit i used to like. so she found a got7 poster and a shinee poster (lucifer era... yeah) #so they have been hanging on my wall for years now and i had no idea. isn't it kinda silly? #sorry if i'm talking too much that's just how god made me. a talker. a chatter. a yapper. #post.txt

[shit-talker]

The only way I can rationalise people accepting literal children going out and fighting crime as Robin is if they don't think Robin is a real child.

I think it would be fun to see how Bruce would use that to his advantage in protecting his kids. Like, if people think Robin isn't human, if they instead think he's a spirit or a ghost, they are less likely to shoot at him, less likely to try and physically attack Robin because they think it would be no use.

The fun part would be deciding HOW they would do this. I like to think that Robin's domino mask doesn't have a hole for his eyes but instead is glazed over so that he can see out of it, but you can't see in. Maybe they install small lights in it so it looks like his eyes glow in the dark, because can you image how fucking scary it would be to just see these two sentient light-like eyes and just know the Batman must be lurking somewhere close by?

Maybe Bruce installs super strong magnets in their gloves because on the chance that someone does pull a gun on his kid close range, it would be a lot easier for them to grab the gun away if they had the force of magnetism on their side. Also, grabbing onto poles and other metal materials would make all the scaling on tall buildings a little safer. Obviously, they'd need a way to turn it on and off, but still. Can you imagine, you're in a warehouse and there are steel frames fucking everywhere and you look up and suddenly there's a child gripping onto one effortlessly? Horrifying.

Maybe they have a voice box. Want to scare people? Play this really ominous recording of a child's laughter that echoes just a bit too loud to be normal. Play this ominous screaming that seems too silent to be real. Play this ticking that seems to never end that induces stress and increases the chance of them messing up.

What would be even funnier is keeping this act up with the Justice League and other teams.

Batman doesn't bring Robin to these meetings at the beginning because he sees no need to involve a preteen in such matters, but at some point the subject does come up and it's sort of like; So, Bats, what exactly is the kid? Like...is he yours?

And Bruce (paranoid as fuck) doesn't want to admit to these people that yes, Robin is my son because hello? That's gotta be his biggest weakness, he would do anything to keep that kid safe and fuck them if they ever tried to hurt him to get to Bruce.

So, he tells them that he's a spirit sent to haunt him and remind the city of it'd failures and the Justice League just... believe him?? Because this is Batman, and why would Batman ever lie about something so, frankly, strange? And it's not a huge deal, like they're a team comprised of metas and aliens and literal godesses, so what if the one normal human guy has a weird little ghost child? Who cares if he cares about it like it's a real boy? Maybe the baby spirit has rights, too!! They don't know!

So, when the JLA gets more popular and becomes an actual, legal part of the American government, they're required to list all of their members. And they class Batman as a human, because that's obvious but next to Robin, they don't really know what to say or how to ask Batman about it, ao they just put "Unknown Child Spirit - TBD"

And then just... never change it?

So, they don't question why a few years later Robin seems to look entirely different, or why after that he changes again, or why Robin is suddenly a girl for a while before going back to a little boy. That's obviously just some weird spirit thing they don't understand, and it's not like Batman is going to explain it!

#batman #batman and robin #robin #justice league #bruce wayne #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #stephanie brown #damian wayne #the kids obviously play into this as well making themselves seem not fully human #but also?? #they arent exactly normal anyway so it really doesn't matter #dick joins a team for the 1st time as robin and everyone else is kind of like #“so...do you eat? are you...wanna play video games??” #and dick #who has been raised in a circus before joining a family comprised of batman and alfred has not really played any video games #and obviously there is no way a real human child has not played video games before so everyone never even thinks that MAYBE its not true #shit talker talks

[dvrcos]

Kevin and Aaron would be the most judgmental duo/couple ever. Like they always got something to say about everything and everyone and that something is at least a 10 minute analysis on all of their thoughts that they only share with eachother, I’m talking the most elite shit talk.

They’re the type to have a 2 hour debrief after every single social event. They would purposely split up during an event to have more to talk about afterwards.

And don’t get me started on those twos resting bitch faces. It’s chronic and intense. The foxes would have multiple photos of them next to each other, with the most judgmental expressions, they’re not even trying to hide it. Like they’re both on the bench together during a game and press cameras pan over to them and catch their expressions in 4K. It’s so bad they ask Kevin why they were so mad during the post match press and he has to make some shit up on the spot to save their asses.

And you see Aaron has always had a resting bitch face, he’s never hid his judgement really. Kevin, however, is just as judgmental but keeps it from showing on his face. Until he starts spending more time with Aaron and his rbf rubs off on Kevin and now they both share matching bitch faces.

Best part is, their expressions are the only thing that gives it away that they’re being judgmental assholes. They don’t vocalize any of it unless it’s just the two of them so the Foxes never know what exactly they’re judging, they just see their expressions and the look they share when they both see something.

#aaron minyard my little asshole #kevin day my little asshole #they’re shit talker extraordinaires dude you can’t convince me otherwise #like they’d be so tuned into eachother #something would happen and they’d both simultaneously look at eachother and they both just KNOW what the other is thinking #their shit talking sessions are exclusive and beautiful #they occasionally do it with the other foxes and they’re shocked #because holy shit these two know everything and have something to say about all of it #aftg #all for the game #aaron minyard #kevin day #the foxes

[godnectar]

i lost 90% of my friends because I reported one of them for making rude comments to people and certain groups

The ironic thing is that the one who told them is the one who supported me in doing so

you're better off without them, hun 💀💀💀

#nectar's rambling #anon message #srs tho #last type of ppl you should “get on with” is the shit talkers 🤡 #first ones to talk abt u later fr 😮‍💨🔫 #saying this about the usual dumbasses who say whatever ofc #but if it was serious and hatred bs #then you really really really are better off w/o 'em 😭

[veloriium]

ive just come to the terrible realization of how many people ive ghosted and ignored during the early periods of my life .

#like people would talk to me and dm me but holy fuck i woiuld just ignore the shit out of them #i talk to most of these people now lol bc its like elementary and middle school friends (shocking we're still in touch yes) #but my god when we were close i still ignored the hell out of them like im just going through old messages to torture myself and im seeing #all these times i just . did not reply to these people LMFAO #even on this dude ive had a crush on since elementary school #i just was not an online talker .. bc i know i did talk in person but jesus christ man #i still catch myself doing it sometimes unfortunately #i think thats my worst quality .. ghosting people '_' #only online thoguh. which might be worse if i see them in person #ive never realized ive done it before until now though : ( so does it reallyyy count #those convos were just normal to me but . lol idk #- lorii rambles

[reigningmax]

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#so like what is it with some of you #who say you like max #and regularly reblog max content #being followed by the most deranged insane disgusting max haters #who with one reblog end up unleashing #all the mv00 girlies #(gn) #like.... #why do you want to see it lol #and what about your content is appealing to them #and as i always say these people #dont deserve to enjoy max fics #people who say they only like him as a character as the weakest link in society #and also #none of the haters on here are good shit talkers #tumblr user redacted had a whole brand shitting on daniel #and none of it was funny shit talk the way it used to be justified #its just all these people filling a mean girl in highschool quota lmao #anyways.

[vermillioncrown]

Imagine the teams being mic'd up during the match. Can you imagine how hilarious the in-game comments would be? Like that chapter where SI!Kagami called that guy from Seiho Kawahara's evil twin?🤣🤣🤣

the answer is more boring than you think

like the dab answer, si!kagami mouths off when it can't be taken as provocative

everyone having mics would make him clam up

#inquiry #anonymous #on bil #he called him that while the teams were headed back to the locker rooms so what you're proposing is some 24/7 surveillance of si!kagami #in which we'll transition into a horror/thriller fic #look guys. i know you want people to Know and react to his snark #but part of being who he is (perspective) and also... what makes snark funny and appropriate is time and place and audience #si!kagami's not talking to the readers. the narrative voice is he's living his life and you so happen to have a direct look into it #to be mic'd up is to blatantly be made to feel performative; he has too much perspective to start mouthing off then #... it's a toss-up if it'd get everyone else to shut up #i remember being in high school. god i remember #you think everything you have to say is so important and funny #so yeah everyone else would be talking smack without minding consequences #revealing their cringe ass 'i got dunked on' backstories or whatever #now to a stadium-wide audience #which then starts adopting a flavor of react-style fics if you feel me #also #part of what gets seirin riled up is that there's no conclusive evidence that si!kagami's a shit-talker #it's always a bit sideways from truly insulting... which makes it feel more insulting #and he never gets caught