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barrel-crow-n · 6 months

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Six of Crows: All the crows pair off and I ship these ships so hard my hair might fall out, screaming, crying, I love them so much.

Shadow and Bone: Big Polycule. That's it. It's just a big fucking polycule

#nikolai flirting with mal and alina. so real #oh genya? you love david? yes you do but you also love alina omg queen.#zoya don't worry nikolai also has room for you in his heart. it's big like that #tamar and nadia? yeah but tamar was also flirting with alina tf #everyone is dating everyone #six of crows #shadow and bone #kanej #wesper #helnik #nikomalina #genyalina #denya #nadiamar #alinamar #zoyalai #i cant be bothered to do the rest #grishaverse

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nrc-confessions · 2 months

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Is the vice-housewarden of scarabia single?? Ill treat him like royalty🫶🫶

Thank you for your confession!

At this point I have no idea 😔

#everyone is dating everyone #posted by: 🌿#nrc confessions #unreality #nrc confession #twst #night raven college #jamil viper

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lgbtlunaverse · 8 months

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Obsessed with characters who portray themselves as worse than they are. Who are lying to everyone including themselves about it. People generally assume if someone's lying about themselves they're trying to look better but sometimes they're trying to look worse. They attribute agency to where they had none, add intend to accidents, try to convince everyone that this is something they did instead of something that happened to them.

#this is about tenko bnha #but it is also about dahlia ace attorney #watch the nezumiVA videos on ace attorney trilogy they're great #anyway dahlia saying she (at like. 6 years old) apparently convinced her father to abandon her sister. hmmm #also everyone including herself thinking of her as the manipulator in control with terry when she was 14 dating a 20 y/o #anyway these characters both did do terrible things but feel the need to pile on more and remove nuance from where it exists #to convince themselves that this is what they really want. that they chose this.#it's about the loss of control it's about being a victim feeling worse than being a villain #at least if you were the bad guy you had autonomy #shimura tenko #shigaraki tomura #dahlia hawthorne

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lilith-91 · 24 days

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Katara is so REAL for this :D

#avatar the last airbender #atla #katara #aang #kataang #She's dating the equivalent of a god in their world #damn right she must let everyone know he's taken LMAO #especially with aang's fangirls 😭

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blorbopolis · 2 months

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starting to understand one another

#there's no gale in this im sorry #lae'zel #tav #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #sune #act 1 sune #oh yeah i guess karlach's in there too #karlach #it's not laezel's fault everyone speaks in riddles and she's the only one brave enough to be mean #i dated lae'zel in act 1 before the wizard brainworms took over #shes always my beloved ex gf

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nkogneatho · 6 months

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This is a PSA for all the writers who exclusively write only fluff and angst:

we love you. we still read your fics. no we don't care if it doesn't have smut in it. it is still valid and it is beautiful. thank you for existing. have a good day.

#i've seen so many times that fluffs and angst go unappreciated because everyone read ONLY smut.#but NO. there are people who enjoy everything. that includes me. i live historic au.#i love first kisses hcs. i love dating hcs. i live the angsty break up fics #pasi.txt

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radiance1 · 2 months

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This post except that Danny and Jason don't stop fake dating. It is very convenient for the both of them actually.

Danny gets to respond to his parents whenever they ask about his boyfriend or whenever they make surprise visits to Gotham for one reason or another.

Jason gets to play the 'sorry I'm taken' card as both Red Hood and Jason Todd. He also gets to use the couple's discount whenever it's available, and if he gets gifts from his girls in Crime Alley for his mysterious boyfriend, its not like Danny would complain.

Again, they hold no romantic interest in the other at all, entirely platonic those two are.

The batfam doesn't know that, though. Nor does anyone else but put an emphasis on them, after the whole 'Jason Todd is Red Hood' reveal goes down the batfam is interested in Jason's supposed boyfriend.

Danny just cannot believe his parents were right about Jason being a crime lord and Jason? Yea he's definity going to have to buy more ice cream to make up for it.

On the other hand, Jason just can't believe Danny took it that well. Considering he got the bomb dropped on him by Nightwing after he (and others) broke into their apartment. On second thought, he's met the guy's parents and they immediately saw through his secret identity so...

#dc x dp #dp x dc #dpxdc #dp x dc crossover #dcxdp #dc x dp crossover #Danny and Jason keep fake dating for benefits #completely platonic between them though #the batfam doesn't know that though #and basically everyone in Gotha but SHHHHHH

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lotus-pear · 7 months

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teen skk being a menace to society (and each other) is my fav flavor of them

#i think everyone forgets that these bitches were literal teenagers no they wouldn't be fucking each other dirty every night #they'd be stealing gum and cigarettes from the drug store and watching low budget horror films together w burnt popcorn #bc dazai left the microwave on too long #that's their idea of a date #anyway im sick in the head thanks to them. sigh. gay ppl #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd #dazai osamu #osamu dazai #chuuya nakahara #nakahara chuuya #soukoku #skk #lotus draws

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diamondsheep · 8 months

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East Blue Crew ✨ !!!

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hughmanbean · 3 months

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Loving Threats

Inspired by a song and its remake. But I am trash at syncing lyrics to storybeats.

Danny and Jason met in the ghost zone when Jason was dead, but he forgot it all coming back to life. When the two of them were together, they went through the entire song and dance (literally) of asking each other out.

I'm serious. There were like 10 different musical scenes with varying themes. It was Fenton Romance at its finest. And Jason's old school romance heart was certainly played a large part too.

It was their love language. Dramatic acts, vague threats and all.

Post revival and reconnection with the Batfam, Jason spots a familiar face. A flood of memories wash through him, and with it a bout of giddiness. Though he's currently dressed as Red Hood, Danny'll be able to tell who he is and keep quiet. Just have to greet him in a way that he'll recognize.

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Danny is out taking the kids for a walk. Dan was grumpy since he wasn't allowed any ecto chips, for both his health and as punishment for severely beating a guy who tried to mug Danny without permission yesterday. Ellie is quite cheerful, since she's going to visit the Crocodile and Zombie sewer-dudes when Danny's not looking.

All of a sudden, Red Hood, casually wielding a gun, approaches Danny. He makes an overly familiar gesture, wrapping an arm sideways around Danny's waist. He whistles under the hood, a faint green glow from the white eyespaces.

"Well who do we have here? You look half dead, honey."

Danny looked at him. Horrible pick up line? Check? Thin veneer of confidence? Check. Zero self control around Danny? Check.

Jason. The rancid ecto signature is new, though. Honestly, not surprised he's a crime lord now.

"Well, you know how it is. The kids have been running me ragged. And you sure haven't been any help."

Danny puts on an innocent smile. Jason sidles closer. A few bystanders watch them with varied expressions.

"Well you don't need to worry about that now. How about you and I go somewhere more private?"

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"A crime boss, huh?"

Dan is raiding the fridge. Ellie is watching a fight on TV.

"It was a... necessary step. I promise I would've visited you sooner if I had known."

"It's fine. What else happened while you were gone?"

"Well..."

#dpxdc #dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc prompt #dc x dp #dc x dp prompt #The Drama Kid Jason #Meets Commit To The Bit Danny #de aged ellie #de aged dan #danny is mama #dead on main #Jason sees Danny and goes for it no hesitation #I want to make this work but I am struggling #I had this in my drafts for two whole weeks #Basic gist/outline was Jason greeting Danny and Danny reciprocating #While everyone else saw it as Jason losing a bit of sanity around Danny - Batfam #Or the Red Hood coercing a civilian to date him using his kids as bargaining chips - Other #misunderstanding

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daddiesdrarryy · 22 days

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Remus: Hey, there’s something we need to tell you. Pads and I are dating

Peter: Yeah, we’ve known about it for the last few years, guys, you two are inseparable

Sirius: Years? We’ve only been dating for a few weeks

James: Weeks? Then what the hell were you doing before that?

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devildomwriter · 2 months

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Fun Facts 531-540

• Solomon and Simeon worry that them tutoring Luke could bruise his ego so they ask others to help, like MC and Barbatos

• Beelzebub took a whip cream bath with MC and Belphegor

• When Leviathan was cursed to shout a secret he loudly admitted that when Satan is mad he reminds him of Lucifer. Satan heard and Levi went into hiding.

• Raphael had never heard of baked sweet potatoes

• Thirteen claims MC’s soul shines exactly like Solomon’s used to when she first met him.

• Asmodeus did not develop the ability to charm others until after he became a demon

• Raphael believes it won’t be long until Diavolo has won over the entire Devildom

• Diavolo once bought a lollipop for everyone in the Devildom. Mammon said the amount it set him back was substantial.

• According to the chat name between the three of them, Lucifer considers Mammon and Simeon to be brats

• Lucifer bought cat-shaped bread for his brothers to enjoy but Satan refused to let anyone eat it

521-530 • 541-550

#obey me shall we date #obey me lucifer #obey me diavolo #Diavolo is rich enough to buy everyone in the entire realm a piece of candy #obey me mammon #obey me solomon #obey me simeon #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me belphegor #obey me beelzebub #obey me barbatos #obey me luke #obey me raphael #obey me leviathan #obey me thirteen #obey me fun facts #obey me fun fact #obey me facts

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expiredhydrogenperoxide · 2 months

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oh nothing, just jegulus ‘accidentally’ swapping ties and watching sirius go absolutely mental trying to figure out how james ended up with a slytherin tie.

(he would have so many outlandish theories)

#i think that everyone who writes this trope has too much faith in sirius btw #sirius would never connect the dots that quickly #he’d be like ‘did you steal it as part of a prank ??’#and when one of the others asks james if he’s perhaps secretly dating a slytherin #sirius is like ‘james ?? dating a slytherin ?? i’d sooner be forgiven by my mother’#marauders #dead gay wizards #sirius black #jegulus #regulus black #james potter #james x regulus #moony wormtail padfoot and prongs

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ghostvibesonly · 2 months

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THERE ARE OTHER WAYS DID NOT GO WHERE I WAS EXPECTING IT TO OH MY GOD /POS

PENELOPE’S THEME AND INSTRUMENT?? ODYSSEUS BEING QUITE LITERALLY BACKED INTO A CORNER AND HAVING SEEMINGLY NO OTHER WAY TO SAVE HIS MEN BUT STILL NOT BEING ABLE TO BRING HIMSELF TO GO THROUGH WITH THE ACT (EVEN THO IT WOULDN’T BE A TRUE ACT OF BETRAYAL BECAUSE THERE’S NO ACTUAL CONSENT ON HIS SIDE AND IT WAS SOMETHING HE WAS ABOUT TO BE COERCED INTO)??? CIRCE BEING TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF BEFORE AND BELIEVING THAT “BECOMING THE PUPPETEER” IS THE ONLY WAY TO KEEP HERSELF AND HER NYMPHS SAFE SO SHE OFFERS THIS “ACT OF PASSION” TO STILL HAVE A FORM OF CONTROL, AND THEN SEEING ODYSSEUS IS NOT LIKE THOSE BEFORE BECAUSE HE’S SO IN LOVE WITH PENELOPE (WHO HE HASN’T SEEN IN 12 YEARS) THAT HE REFUSES HER OFFER AND PLEADS BECAUSE IT’S NOT WORTH IT EVEN THO THATS THE ONLY OPTION HE’S BEEN GIVEN??? HIM CALLING HIMSELF A PUPPET MAKING HER REALIZE THAT THIS CYCLE OF ABUSE AND CONTROL ISN’T WORTH IT ONLY TO COME TO A MUTUAL UNDERSTANDING BECAUSE SHE KNOWS WHAT IT’S LIKE TO BE TRULY IN LOVE AND TO BE HURT, SO SHE OFFERS HIM AN ACT OF KINDNESS INSTEAD???

“Maybe showing one act of kindness leads to kinder souls down the road”

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sepia-stained-sunset · 1 year

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All of Young Justice has a running joke where they address each other with the softest, mushiest terms of endearment (and totally mean them as well) and it stuns the fuck out of the Batfam that Tim, the guy who wouldn't talk to anyone for a day after calling Bruce 'dad' out loud, is so willing to proclaim Anita his soulmate and call Bart the love of his life whenever he introduces him to anyone

#i just think it would be something they'd do #plus as a bonus they'd mess with everyone else's minds because wait are they all dating? are they all really close friends??#the real answer being they don't know either #anyways. cute nicknames in sappy tone of voice by YJ send tweet #young justice #young justice headcanon #young justice tim drake #tim drake #anita fite #bart allen #cassie sandsmark #kon el kent #cissie king jones

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kingthunder · 6 months

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my token straight friend: I need to respec Astarion. his damage output isn't doing it for me. I multiclassed him into ranger, but what if I swap the thief subclass for assassin? basically though, i really need to get him some AoE. any ideas?

me: hmm, well. i put Astarion's camp shirt on my PC so i can pretend we share clothes. i bring him with me every time i venture forth from camp so that i can ask him for little kissies and hear his snarky comments and also so that he doesn't get sad. hope this helps

#bg3 #astarion #this game has eaten my life #constantly amazed that not everyone plays it like a dating sim

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