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arundolyn · 5 months
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the sleeper
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startledstoat · 8 months
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I'd say I did nothing productive today but I think the five hours I spent drawing up an organized version of the Black family tree that branches off and includes the Potter, weasleys, longbottoms, love goods, etc, was very productive of me
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rosieandthethorns · 5 months
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i don't WANT to read smut right now
i WANT to read a passionate, poetic, jaw dropping, tears streaking down my face, heart wrenching, giggle inducing, feet kicking, cringy yet amazing, gorgeous story written by someone who apologizes for english not being their first language(they're the best writers ever) which has 4 chapters and then makes me scream because it hasnt been updated in months and the author is mia
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luvsreggie · 25 days
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regulus: can you stop talking abt me, reggie this reggie that. In ten years you won’t remember my last name
james: that’s cause in 10 years you’ll have my last name
sirius:
remus:
barty: I call dibs on being the flower girl
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daddiesdrarryy · 4 months
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Barty: You slept with Potter?
Regulus: I didn’t know what else to do! He had those big, sad eyes. I couldn’t help it!
Evan: …sure, sounds like you had no other choice
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macaulaytwins · 10 months
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part 2
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moondustinfj · 3 months
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Barty: From now on we'll be using code names! I'll be "eagle 1"
Barty: *points to Regulus* Reggie is "been there done that"
Regulus: 😑
James: hey now-
Barty: *points to Evan* Evan is "currently doing that"
Evan: *smirks and highfives Barty*
Barty: *points to Remus* Remus is "happened once in a dream"
Remus: *lifts an eyebrow*
Sirius: *offended gasp*
Barty: *points to Dorcas* Cas is "if I had to pick a girl"
Dorcas: *snorts* in your dreams Crouch
Barty: And Dora is
Pandora:
Evan:
Dorcas:
Regulus:
Barty: "eagle 2"
Evan and Pandora: oh thank god
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loz-tearsofahomo · 3 months
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James: and so I'm pretty sure I'm in love with Reg-
Evan: I'm sorry?
James: Well hes-
Evan: No I'm just sorry.
Barty: yeah mate praying for you
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moonytoastx · 4 months
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Regulus: "Your eyes are red. Are you high again?"
Barty, imitating Regulus: "ArE yOu HiGH AGaIN?"
Barty: "No, bitch. I've been crying.
Regulus:
Regulus: "Oh."
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wolvesandshine · 21 days
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Barty may have been fucking insane but he was also a genius who scored 12 O’s for OWLS without breaking a sweat
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arundolyn · 2 years
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THE GROOVE CONTINUES
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not-rab · 6 months
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[Grimmauld Place tour]
Regulus, to James: Oh look, the door post where Kreacher measured our heights.
Regulus: I was always half an inch taller than Sirius, not that it matters.
Regulus: But it does.
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nixnight1 · 4 months
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Regulus high with Barty at the Potter's
Sirius: Can I get in here? I need the- Oh my god!!
Regulus using Sirius' clothes and makeup: It's like looking on a mirror!!
Sirius: No it isn’t, Regulus >:(
Regulus: Who's Regulus?
Barty: I already can't tell who is who
Sirius: Take that stuff off
Regulus: Moony! Get in here and settle this!
Sirius: Don't call my boyfriend "Moony"
Remus: What? OH woah-hey Hey, travel size Pads! Awww
Sirius: Moonyyyy, you're encouraging him
James: I need the bathroom... Oh wow this is confusing
Sirius: No, it's not!
Regulus: You're my family and I love you all, but I'm cooler than all of you!
Sirius: I don't say that
James: Well that's all you say
Remus and Barty: Yeah
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redadidassneakers · 12 days
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Dorcas: who was your first kiss?
Sirius: Remus
James: Remus
Lily: Remus
Mary: Remus
Barty: Remus
Peter: Remus
Regulus: Remus
Dorcas: Remus, you little slut
Sirius: you kissed my brother?!
Remus: uhhh
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r4yra · 1 month
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Evan: I think I'm in love with Barty... Any thoughts?
Regulus: And prayers. Your going to need them.
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katerinahargreeves · 5 months
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I know for a fact Barty was talking to Sirius through the bars in Azkaban like "dude we all know you didn't do it tbh"
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