#cannon complaint

[reylogirlie]

“It would be okay if she left him behind now. Got on with her life without a backwards glance at him. His heart was full as Rey reached for his face, let her fingers linger against his cheek.” - 

The Rise of Skywalker Novel, written by Rae Carson

So like Fic idea- in my Au, Rey eventually found Ben through TWB and they got married and had babies and are happy and blah blah blah. But like. The one shot shows bits through out time where Ben is eaten by guilt, shame, and self loathing. Because he’ll never fully forgive himself. He has bad days, and Rey comforts him but there’s always gonna be that back thought in his head.

#star wars #star wars sequel trilogy #ben solo #rey nobody #rey skywalker #rey x kylo ren #reylo #ben x rey #rey x ben #ao3 #fic idea #fanfiction #fanfic #my OTP #one true pairing #soulmates #post cannon #alternate universe #cannon complaint #fixed future #bc fuck TROS

[spotty-bee]

Wait. Hold the phone! Your telling me that the ancient Amphibians from 1000 years ago were able to reach and conquer the moon, but they didn’t even know there a completely different continent on their own planet. Leaving it untouched by Amphibian hand until Ivy and Sprig could travel there?!

#amphibia #cannon complaint

[snoelledarts]

hii i’m a huge fan of your art as of ten minutes ago and was wondering if you could make a silly little percabeth doodle of them in college? maybe just walking around campus being all sappy and/or annoying?

I imagine college for them is a lot of percabeth being an old married couple and making kissie faces at each other while their friends a) wonder how Percy is passing any of his classes and b) cry over the fact that no one will ever love them as much as Percy and Annabeth love each other.

Percy’s greatest enemy in college is his urge to watch Vines all day. Annabeth’s is trying to get work done while Percy shows her Vines all day.

#percabeth #percy jackson #annabeth chase #aged up characters #pjo #pjo hoo toa #it’s 2015 to me when they go to college and idc if that’s cannon complaint #it’s just true #i refuse to write the mention tiktok on one of my posts so vine it is :) #Percy passing all his classes bc he’s actually a decent student and classes r easy when he has the right accommodations and no monsters? #a wild concept #snoelledarts #snoelledasks

[thatsbelievable]

#Three Common Cannon Complaints #cannon

[kaladinsspear]

Okay this is super random, but what about a Shallan centric 'Holes' AU. Like, the book where Stanley Yelnats (oh look, a Vorin name) gets sentanced to dig holes for stealing a pair of shoes? Those are the only two connections, but my brain has taken this and is playing with it like a cat plays with its food. This is so ooc. I'm so sorry. (not sorry)

*This is on earth, so heavy on the AU side.

*Shallan gets to play Stanley. She didn't steal the boots from Kaladin, just from a random brightlord.

*She is technically 17 so she gets the choice between actual prison time or the camp for teens. She chooses camp.

*Turns out its not a fun summercamp, it is, in fact, digging holes in a desert.

*Among her fellow inmates are Kaladin, bridge 4, Adolin, Lyn, and the spren as humans

* Relain gets to play Hector Zeroni. illiterate, very quiet, but brilliant and representing one side in mending the sins of the past? Relane can handle that.

* Amaram can play Mr. Sir. Plays up a larger than life persona only for the persona to be ripped away? I'm comfortable with that casting choice.

* Jasna can play Kissing Kate. Burn the system Jasna, burn it all down.

* Sadeas can play the warden. Cruel, efficient, refined? He still a guy but paints his nails with rattlesnake venom anyway.

* Shallan and Relain climb the mountain together, eat the onions, and return to find the tresure.

This is utterly ridiculous, but what else is fandom for? :)

#stormlight archive #funny #shallan davar #aus #holes au #silly #stormlight archive aus #there is also a more cannon complaint verson of this that is running around in my head #where they search the chasms instead of digging holes #i can write that out too if anyone is interested #this is what i come to fandom for

[doodlboy]

frabby febber...

#BRAIN GO BRRRRRRRR #have the pirated version 2 watch whenever i want now #idc what any1 says i rlly like the movie #like yea i got complaints abt it not being cannon compliant but!! this is fnaf we're talking abt. the story ain't exactly consistent #also technical issues like why does foxy not have any solidity in scenes where he moves by himself #like the scene of him crushing the ballpit ball under his foot? it looks like theres no weight behind it which is weird #bc he's probably heavy as fuck #idk! #the puppetry is still neat! #anyway! #i liked it a lot #its fun & silly and cool 4 ppl who like/grew up with the games #elliot rambles #fnaf #fnaf movie

[apples-of-apples]

Hey so um uhm um what if I hypothetically um made um um uhm OCs for Digimon Dawn and dusk and their names were uhm um ugm Duke and Carrie anf their partnner digimon werge a monodramon and cadnlemon whagb them

#this is such a big step for me as a fan of Digimon #I am annoyingly cannon complaint when it comes to playing these games #so making ocs is a woag for me #Digimon

[the-dragon-girl-27]

something that i made for my discord i may as well post here

yes that is ito

yes this is cannon

yes this will show up at some point in the comic (in the very very distant future)

no i wont elaborate

bonus: heres another image tho this one is older hey look at that traditional art hell yeah

bonus 2: idk what this is but this is what goes down on my server idk why but this drawing had the same vibe as this one drawing from a while back i cannot tell if this is actually funny or not but it kinda is

#oc #ito zero #gray zero #i guess #anyway for clarification maid dress gray is not cannon #feel free to file complaints to my ask box #traditional art

[inky-goddess]

Urban Exploring

Warnings: Blood, death, depressed thoughts, panic attacks Fic type: Hurt/comfort Ship: Jeremy (the fnaf vr/fnaf 2 one) x Micheal Prompt

"Something's off about this place…" Jeremy said

"…You mean other than the giant pools of dried blood?" Micheal said.

"erm...that too" Jeremy said.

Michael sighed.

He knew exactly why this place felt off.

"You do realize what happened here?" He asked Jeremy.

"You mean other than what caused the pools of dried blood?" Jeremy said with a laugh.

"Now is not the time for this!" Michael exclaimed.

"But you're smiling~" Jeremy said, in a sings song tone.

Michael sighed, and let out a small chuckle.

"You really know how to get me to loosen up" he admitted.

Michael looked away. Jeremy wasn't there that day. And no one ever told him what really happened on Evan's birthday. All Jeremy knew was that Evan died here on his birthday. But now standing in the abandoned Fredbear's Family Diner, Michael had a choice to make.

Do I tell him? Will he hate me? Will he tell me I'm just as bad as-

As those panicked thoughts ran through Michael's mind, a familiar voice called out to him.

"MIKEY JUST TELL YOUR BOYFRIEND-" Evan started.

"Boyfriend?" Jeremy asked.

"E-Evan?" Micheal was too surprised to be flustered.

"Alright so I'm not hallucinating. That is your little brother who just called me your boyfriend" Jeremy said.

Michael's face went redder than Foxy.

"He what?" Micheal asked.

Evan laughed. And as he came out of the shadows, Micheal was face to face with the animatronic that he had shoved his little brother into.

Every ounce of flusteredness at his brother's comment on him and Jeremy went away as panic set in.

No no no this wasn't meant to happen. Micheal thought.

His rapid breathing and swift backing up was signal enough to Jeremy and Evan that something was wrong.

"Are you alright Mike?" Jeremy asked.

Micheal stared at him, wide eyed.

"I'm just like him...aren't I..." He said, almost devoid of any emotion.

Empty.

"Mike? Mike what's going on?" Jeremy was now starting to panic as well.

He had comforted Micheal through panic attacks before, but never one this bad.

"Y-you know how you were away the week of my birthday?" Evan asked.

Jeremy nodded.

"And how you are basically 90% of Micheal's impulse control? even back then?" Evan continued.

"Yeah...? Where is this going?" Jeremy asked.

"He- He may have accidentally- ACCIDENTALLY- shoved me into Fredbear's mouth...as a prank" Evan explained.

Jeremy looked over at his panicking boyfriend

"Mike...why didn't you tell me this?" He asked.

"You hate me don't you...you think I'm just like him" Mike said, once again devoid of any emotion.

"Micheal I do not think you are like that man!" Jeremy exclaimed.

Evan looked over at the two.

And they say they aren't boyfriends. Evan thinks.

Jeremy put his hands on Micheal's shoulders.

"Just tell me what is going on, you haven't been this...emotionless...in your speaking since you were scooped!" Jeremy pleaded.

"Since WHAT?" Evan yelled.

"Um It- It's hard to explain" Jeremy said.

"You don't need to explain just comfort him, I-I don't think I can comfort him like this...o-or at all...im not good at comfort" Evan said.

"Right" Jeremy said as he turned around to face his boyfriend.

"Just say you hate me, I know you do" Mike said.

"Mike. You know that's not true. I...I love you...a lot" Jeremy confessed.

"FINALLY" Evan yelled.

"Not the time" Both boys hissed.

"A-anyways...I love you too Jeremy" Micheal said.

Micheal got up and walked over to the animatronic bear possessed by his younger brother.

"I'm sorry...I-I didn't mean for it to go that far..." Mike said.

"I know, and I forgave you a long time ago. Now explain what Jeremy meant when he said you got 'scooped'" Evan said.

#pls be nice to me i debating with myself for 10 minuets on whether or not to post this or not #because this fic is 100% shit #and very self indulgent #jeremy x michael #jeremy fitzgerald #micheal afton #evan afton #evan out here third wheeling #cc afton #hurt/comfort #does this count as hurt comfort? #evan can be a little shit to mike #as a treat #fnaf fic #fnaf au #kinda #it's def not cannon complaint #crow's fics #I will most likely post fics here and reblog them to my writing blog

[nightside101]

So who was gonna tell me that necromancers can get the elixir vitae badge just by hitting damage cap with a drain?

#wizard101 #surge talks #today some storm wizards in telos were giving me flack for using crow because 'ki should never have made drains use full enchants' #'deaths does too much damage' 'it's not fair' #and I rolled my eyes bc questing on my storm is MUCH easier and faster. but that complaint is valid for stuff like this #Also I think it's really funny that it was two storm wizards ragging on me. if it had been ice wizards i woulda been like #'understandable. sorry for your loss.' but STORM? salty bc you chose the glass cannon school and became a glass cannon? idgi #anyway. lol

[littleolfandomblog]

AO3 FIC REC OF THE WEEK: WEEK 4

Fic Name: Choices

Fandom: Marauders/Jegulus/Harry Potter

Author: MesserMoon (i can't for the life of me find their tumblr account. i feel like they have one but maybe ive just finally gone insane)

Word Count: ~624k

Chapters: 56

Summary: People make mistakes, but they also make choices. It’s important to James, that difference. He does his best not to confuse the two.

Personal Thoughts: I knew what is was getting into when I started a cannon compliant jegulus fic, but what the actually fuck. Truly the ugliest cry of my life. It's so beautifully written I can't stop myself from rereading it. This fic is like a curse. But also please read it because it's amazing and theres so much depth to all of the characters and it makes me so happy

#i love this fic so much #i know its a classic but i'm literally just going through my bookmarks for these recs #marauders #ao3 fanfic #fic review #fic rec of the week #jegulus #wolfstar #jilly #james potter #regulus black #cannon complaint marauders #dead gay wizards #choices by messermoon #MesserMoon #my marauders content has been lacking

[smokeygrayrabbits]

darker than black is criminally underrated and I'm taking it personally. the following will be a list of headcannons that I might expand on later but probably won't because summer work is kicking my ass.

hei and November 11 have an awful frenemy relationship. November thinks Hei is adorable and so fun to tease. Hei wouldn't spit on November if he was on fire, and regularly shoves him off of any roof they find themselves on. everyone thinks they're in love. but they're both shady, emotionally constipated morons so who knows.

despite his insistence that he hates his team, Huang makes a point of always having snacks for them in his bag. protein bars for hei, tuna for mao, and those little water jelly cakes yin likes. he carries rubber gloves too, for when hei is a little too zappy to touch

Heis landlady is an overbearing saint who has made it her life mission to spoil poor little Li who's all alone in a different country! poor baby reminders her so much of her own son, who's moved out by now. she hopes that someone is looking after her boy the way she looks after Li. she also thinks Li eats way too much take out, and gets in the habit of leaving him homemade meals and having him over for dinner at least once a week. Hei has no idea how to handle this. nobody has taken care of him like this since, maybe ever. Mao gives him shit for it constantly, but if the landlady's cookbooks are often found suspiciously open on the counter displaying some of Heis favorites, then Mao certainly had nothing to do with it. nope.

#darker than black #spoilers #darker than black spoilers #probably #also probably not cannon complaint #or accurate #its been a while since i read/watched it #but i saw an edit and now its haunting me

[vagabound-thoughts]

Does anyone have any good Wangxian fic recs where Lan Xichen is the main pov/and or a chunk of the story is from his perspective? I'm just asking because I read and fic where he had a brief part from his perspective, and since he is the number one Wangxian shipper I need more.

Also he is so nice and kind. I just want to see him being a good brother, ya know? He is so supportive and I would love to just watch him cheering on from the background, while maybe getting his own little arc too.

#always looking for recs 👀 #lan xichen #mdzs #the untamed #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mo dao zu shi #wei wuxian #lan wangji #wangxian #mxtx #fan fiction #it can be any Au tbh #i'll take cannon complaint #modern #royal #really anything #i just want to spend more time in his head #please i am begging 🙏 #i'll tale other recs in general too #but i mainly want some ones with Lan Xichen pov right now #throw them at me #hurl them at my fave #*face #beat me with your recs #ty #i'm not looking for a fic where he gets coupled up btw

[bluetraverser]

Normies have no idea how exhausting frequent hyper-violent intrusive thoughts are.

I’m genuinly glad most people don’t have this.

I also wish so badly I wouldn’t either.

#tired #so tired #c-ptsd #ptsd #ocd #I should try to sleep #maybe #yeah I'm posting random complaints here more now #but I also post more headcanons #deal with it #*imagines a literal head-cannon*

[cameforcontent]

Tag your discourse tag your meta tag your wank tag your squick plz plz just tag when you’re talking ABOUT your fandom as something other than #yourfandom oh my goodness when I’m looking through the fandom tags I really appreciate your opinion I do, but if I wanted to see it right that moment I’d look in the “my opinions about ‘the fandom’” tags please PLEASE tag your discourse because that’s NOT what the general populace is following your fandom’s tag for

#please bring back the “fandom meta” tag #holy shit #YES I have complaints about the state of the fandom too but the fucking head cannons tag is NOT the place to air them #the head cannons tag is for HEADCANNONS I don’t care how OOC they are #don’t like DONT READ holy SHIT #If we followed that rule the way we should we wouldn’t have so many whiny posts #I’m not tagging the fandom I wrote this about but you know who you are #and you won’t even read this lol #I just wanna be cringe among other cringe ppl in peace #USE YOUR FUCKING BLOCK BUTTON #trust me I will too

[liliavanrougelover]

Would the TWST boys wake up to your alarm?

Summary: Would the TWST boys wake up to your alarm and how would they react to it?

Characters: All NRC students (-Ortho)

Warnings: none(?) (please correct me if I'm wrong)

A/N: I'm working on the Riddle SMAU, but it's taking longer than I expected. Enjoy these silly head cannons while you wait.

Riddle Rosehearts:

Yes and he’s grateful for it. His mother made him wake himself up. She didn’t allow him to get an alarm clock and just expected him to wake up, and that’s not exactly an easy thing to do. While he’s happy, he is used to waking up earlier than you. He probably gets up at 5:30- 6 am, I could never. He would either set up an alarm on his phone or ask if you could set one on your phone. If you set one for him on your phone, he would be grateful, but if you didn’t, he would understand. On the mornings where he wants to sleep in, he would turn off his alarm and let yours wake him up.

Trey Clover:

Yes. He would wake up to your alarm, but he doesn’t. Why? Because he has his own alarm. His alarm is set to the same time as yours because he’s not willing to get up at the crack of dawn. If you sleep through your alarm, he’ll wake you up with breakfast in bed. He’ll make sure he knows what you like for breakfast and he’ll make sure to make it perfect for you. He likes making breakfast for you so much that you may find your alarm has been silenced.

Cater Diamond:

Yes and it upsets him. He groans, flops himself on top of you and tells you to turn it off. If you do, he’ll nuzzle into you and fall back asleep. If you don’t he’ll climb over you and turn it off himself. If you want him to wake up, you’ll have to wake him up yourself. He has made a few magicam posts about your alarm. “Their alarm is the only thing I dislike about them.” -The first post Cater made when you first slept over. He tells you to turn the sound down or you’re never sleeping over again. The ideal volume is none. He’s asking you to delete it.

Ace Trappola:

It takes at least 3 alarms to wake him up and if you have that, he’ll be upset. He doesn’t like waking up and when he wakes up from an alarm? He’s not happy. He’ll reach over you and try to turn your alarm off while sleepily complaining. You can’t even understand what he’s saying because his words are all slurred and quiet. Once he’s fully awake, he’ll make complaints that you can understand.

Deuce Spade:

It takes 2 alarms to wake him and he’d be glad if you had that. He’s slept in more than he likes to admit so he’s very glad that your alarms wake him up. He’ll be a bit confused at first and ask you what that noise is. You’ll have to remind him to get out of bed or he’ll just sit there trying not to fall asleep again. He’s happy your alarms wake him up and he lets you know.

Leona Kingscholar:

It takes 5 alarms to wake him up and he hopes to the sevens you don’t have that much. If you do have that many alarms, he’ll be pissed. He’ll straight up tell you to delete it. He’ll make you delete it. If you don’t then he’ll send you back to your dorm. If you’re really adamant about waking up, he’ll get Ruggie to wake you up.

Ruggie Bucchi:

It helps him wake up. He’s used to waking up early to get him and his grandma breakfast so he naturally wakes up early. If your alarm is natural volume (not too loud, not too quiet) he’s glad that it helps him. If it’s loud, it’ll scare him. He grew up in a pretty cut-throat environment and he’s used to something trying to attack him. Please, turn your alarm down for him. If it helps you wake up, he’ll wake you up himself. Just please turn it down or turn it off. His poor heart can’t take it.

Jack Howl:

He wakes up earlier than you do. The first thing he does when he wakes up is go for a jog so he doesn’t hear your alarm. He doesn’t even know you have one. When he gets back after his jog and you’re still asleep, he’ll wake you up and offer to make you breakfast. It’s just bland cereal and milk though so if that’s not what you like, make your own.

Azul Ashengrotto:

He wakes up early. It’s what a good business person does. He’s very tired when he does though. He’s groggy and he’s trying to keep his eyes open. But, you see, he grew up in the Coral Sea. The Coral Sea is known to be a very dangerous place. Jade has said that it’s very cut-throat, so Azul has gotten attacked (probably) more than once. He hears your alarm and is sent into a full blown panic. He’s fully awake now. He shakes you awake and tells you that something’s attacking. You have to turn off your alarm and explain it to him. He eventually gets used to it. Remember to be patient with him when he wakes you up the moment your alarm goes off.

Jade Leech:

Jade has his own alarm. He wakes up really early but is still groggy. He’s thankful to have your alarm wake him up as well. He would wake up from his alarm and just kinda sit up in bed and stare at the wall, and then your alarm goes off and he finally gets out of bed. He’s especially grateful if you wake up from your alarm so he has someone to talk to while getting ready. (And he totally won’t convince you to wake up Floyd for him /s).

Floyd Leech:

Oh no. You need a new phone. The alarm goes off and Floyd lunges at it and crushes your phone. And when you get mad at him, he blames you. He tells you that you should’ve turned it off before it woke him up (Like he didn’t destroy it the second it went off). He’ll buy you a new phone if you can make him feel better after being woken up like that. Maybe turn off your alarm when you sleep over again.

Kalim Al-Asim:

He doesn’t have an alarm. He has people to wake him up so he never needed an alarm. He’ll wake up when your alarm goes off and thinks someone’s calling you. He’ll just nuzzle into your arm and murmur about someone calling you. When you tell him it’s your alarm, he’s confused. He thought everyone got woken up by other people. Whenever he hears your alarm go off, he hurries to turn it off so he can continue cuddling with you.

Jamil Viper:

He has his own alarm, but sometimes it’s best if he doesn’t wake up to it. His alarm goes off super early, like 5 am early. With how much he does, he’ll sometimes sleep through it. The first time you slept over, he slept through his alarm, but woke up to yours and he assumes someone changed the time his alarm goes off. Even though he claims that he hates sleeping through his alarm, sometimes he’ll turn it off before going to bed so he can wake up with you.

Vil Schoenheit:

He also has an alarm that goes off earlier than yours. He’ll be in his bathroom doing early morning skincare when he hears your alarm go off. He waits a few minutes before returning to see if you woke up. If you didn’t, he’ll wake you up and tell you that you should wake up the moment your alarm goes off. If you did, he’ll ask how you slept and tell you to brush your teeth, take a shower, etc. etc. (If your alarm is super loud, he’ll ask about your mental health).

Rook Hunt:

Rook is the lightest sleeper in the school. It’s his hunting instincts. In fact, if you asked him, he’d say he never truly feels like he’s asleep (He says it more theatrically). So, technically, no. Your alarm doesn’t wake him up, because he wasn’t asleep. He’ll tell you how beautiful your alarm sounds. It could be set to a tornado warning sound and he’ll still think it’s beautiful (just like you). If you don’t wake up from your alarm, he’ll continue to lay in bed with you. You don’t move, he won’t move.

Epel Felmier:

Your alarm wakes him up and he’s grumpy. It doesn’t matter what wakes him up, he’ll be grumpy. He needs coffee. He wakes up and just curls himself around you. If you insist on getting up, he insists you bring him coffee. If you make him get up, he’ll groan and complain, but get up anyway.

Idia Shroud:

He has his own alarm. He calls it “Ortho”. He’s used to Ortho coming and waking him up, so when your alarm goes off, and wakes him up, he’s confused. Was that his phone? Is someone calling him? Oh sevens, he hopes not. When he realizes it’s your alarm, he calms down. He had a mini panic attack when he thought someone was calling him. If you didn’t wake up from it, he just pokes you and if that doesn’t wake you up, he just lays back down.

Malleus Draconia:

Malleus doesn’t know what an alarm is. Your alarm goes off and he shoots up in bed ready to attack whatever broke in (At least it woke him up?). You just have to sleepily explain what an alarm is. Every morning he forgets and still thinks something or someone broke in. Give him a bit of time to let it sink in. He’ll get used to it, eventually.

Lilia Vanrouge:

Lilia has his own alarm. Five to be exact. None of them wake him up. So, why would your alarm be any different? Lilia is a heavy sleeper, especially if he spent the night playing video games. The only way to make sure he gets up is to drag him out of bed. He thanks you for getting him up and offers to make you breakfast as a “thank you”.

Silver Vanrouge:

It doesn’t wake him up. His own alarms don’t wake him and neither does yours. I mean, a loud alarm would wake him, but he’d also rush to grab his sword because he thinks someone’s attacking. You’re gonna have to wake him yourself. Just shake him awake and tell him to wake up. He apologizes for making you wake him up, and it’s best to just accept it. You can try and tell him it isn’t his fault, but he’ll keep insisting until you “forgive” him (there's nothing to forgive).

Sebek Zigvolt:

He wakes up the moment it goes off. He's up and ready to fight. He looks at your phone, sees that it’s an alarm and asks what’s happening. Just like with Malleus, you have to explain what an alarm is. He doesn’t approve. What do you mean you can’t wake up on your own accord? He thought that was just Silver. He offers to wake you up in place of your alarm. The offer is not as nice as it sounds. He essentially yells in your ear to wake up. The alarm is better.

#twisted wonderland #Twisted wonderland x reader #riddle rosehearts #riddle rosehearts x reader #trey clover #trey clover x reader #cater diamond #cater diamond x reader #ace trappola #ace trappola x reader #deuce spade #deuce spade x reader #leona kingscholar #leona kingscholar x reader #ruggie bucchi #ruggie bucchi x reader #jack howl #jack howl x reader #azul ashengrotto #azul ashengrotto x reader #jade leech #jade leech x reader #floyd leech #floyd leech x reader #kalim al-asim #kalim al-asim x reader #jamil viper #jamil viper x reader #vil schoenheit #vil schoenheit x reader