#baggins drama

[idontcarecarebear]

My favourite thing about rewatching the hobbit an unexpected journey is hearing Thorin call Bilbo a traitor for saying they smell bad

Thorin can dish out all the insults he wants but he can’t take one even if it’s to literally save his life

I think he was angrier then when Bilbo took the Arkenstone

#the hobbit #the hobbit an unexpected journey #the hobbit desolation of smaug #the hobbit battle of the five armies #the hobbit thorin #the hobbit bilbo #Bilbo Baggins #thorin oakenshield #thorin is a drama queen #thorin x bilbo #couple that insult each other stay together #thilbo #Bagginshield

[msbilberry]

Modern AU.

Bilbo: [text message] I'm leaving.

Thorin: [text message] WHAT??

Thorin: Bilbo, I don't understand what happened.

Thorin: Bilbo, I'm in an important meeting right now and I can't call back.

Thorin:  Let me call you back as soon as I'm free and we will calmly discuss everything. 

Thorin: Is it because I work too much and don't pay enough attention to you?

Thorin: Or is it because I keep forgetting to put the cap on  toothpaste tube?

Thorin: I beg you, let's talk first. Yes, we have quarrels, but we feel so good together!

Thorin: Bilbo, I love you more than anything in the world, I don't need anyone except you, I can’t live without you!!! 

Thorin: Bilbo, please answer!

Bilbo: I'm leaving HOME. To the market for fresh vegetables. I wanted to ask if you forgot your house keys.

Bilbo: You're a drama queen.

#bagginshield #bilbo x thorin #thorin x bilbo #the hobbit #modern au #alternate universe #ms bilberry #bilbo baggins #thorin oakenshield #thilbo #text message #drama queen #bilbo #thorin

[ratarttra]

The Eagles are coming

#bilbo baggins #thorin oakenshield #thorin fanart #the hobbit #bagginshield #fanart #tolkien #the lord of the rings #the hobbit fanart #Comic #digital art #drama #I love the drama so much #quote

[annoyinglandmagazine]

On the boat to Valinor

Bilbo: Why do you seem so nervous? I understand it must be difficult to leave your home behind after so long-

Elrond: Oh no, that’s not it. It’s just I feel like a family reunion is pretty inevitable when I get there and honestly I felt safer in First Age Beleriand.

#Silmarillion #incorrect quotes #elrond’s fucked up family #Finwean family drama #Keeping up with the Noldor #Elrond #bilbo baggins

[frodothefair]

Trying to write for Flowers of Mordor but the Frodo-Mari-Merry love triangle from Rivendell has me all sorts of distracted. There was a hint at it in the Rivendell oneshot, which you may have noticed: Merry gets inordinately angry at the idea of Marigold coming on the quest, and starts nervously pacing. Would he do that if he didn't care about her, or if he could explain the true nature of why he has such strong feelings on the matter?

I mean, the same triangle is in Flowers of Mordor too, but in that story Merry just had a passing fancy toward Marigold, and Rosie thwarted his attempt to hook up with her, rendering things awkward. I might still redeem Merry later on, we'll see.

#hobbit drama #meriadoc brandybuck #marigold gamgee #frodo baggins #flowers of mordor au

[butchjesus]

WHO WANTS TO SEE THE MOST ADORABLE DRAWING OF BILBO BAGGINS EVER

#original #blorbos #the hobbit #lotr #bilbo baggins #(I'm gonna post it anyway lmao this is just for fun and for the drama)

[nickybloodhead]

Bilbo staying in Erebor is amazing, one of the au's I love the most...

But Thorin living in The Shire, with all the peace and happiness he deserves after reclaiming the kingdom of his people, I will die for that kind of fanfics and I will read every single one of them.

#I like drama #but fluff is my comfort read. #also imagine Thorin wearing hobbit clothes #bagginshield #bilbo baggins #thorin oakenshield #the hobbit #lotr

[nellarw95]

Happy Birthday Elijah +43 🥳🎂

Buon Compleanno 🥳🎂🎈🎁🎉

#elijah wood #actor #babystar #worldcinema #cinema #movies #film #cinemetography #filmography #comedy movies #drama movies #tv shows #80s movies #90s movies #2000s movies #back to the future part 2 #the good son #the lord of the rings #frodo baggins #sin city #the hobbit #happyfeet #tron uprising #treasure island #star wars resistance #wilfred #yellowjackets #legend #celebrity #happy birthday

[cloverhatsandflowercrowns]

Most people on this website: Constantly shipping characters with each other and starting shipping wars over certain pairings

Meanwhile: Me headcannoning popular characters as aroace and preparing to be hanged for it

#this is a joke obviously #I don’t care what you ship so long as it ain’t like...incest or whatever #but me and my ever growing collection of aroace characters are just gonna sit right here and stay out of the drama lmao #let’s see we got #bilbo baggins #frodo bagging #luke skywalker #crutchie #sometimes davey jacobs #Boromir #Gandalf because obviously #frodo baggins #<- there fixed it lmao #and a whole buncha obscure book characters y’all have probably never heard of lmao #aroace #aromantic #asexual

[glorfindelridesagain]

Thorin: Did Bilbo just tell me he loved me for the first time?

Dwalin: Yes.

Thorin: And did I just do finger guns back?

Dwalin: Yes.

#Bagginshield #Bilbo #Bilbo Baggins #Baggins #Hobbit #Hobbits #The Shire #Bag End #Hobbiton #The Hobbit #Thorin #Thorin Oakenshield #Oakenshield #Himbo Dwarf #Himbo #Gay Thorin #Dwalin #Dwarf #Dwarves #Dwalin being dragged into the drama #Erebor #The Lonely Mountain #Arkenstone #Tolkien #JRR Tolkien #Middle Earth #incorrect Hobbit quotes #incorrect tolkien quotes #incorrect quotes #misquote

[windup-dragoon]

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#about commissions #I have the form made up and ready to go but #i've also had several people reach out and say gpose comms are a bad idea #bc of tos etc which is understandable but also #i guess i don't know what to do at this point #i can't even afford to renew my sub without the idea that i might get a comm to pay for it #but i don't want that drama either especially after billboard baggins

[zisgarbage]

Feel bad for my followers I’m about to hyperfixate on the hobbit for the tenth time

#the hobbit #the hobbit movie #bilbo baggins #thorin oakenshield #don’t get mad I’d die for Thorin #but he’s a huge drama queen

[scotianostra]

Happy Birthday Percy James Patrick, AKA Scottish actor, Sylvester McCoy who was born 20th August 1943, in Dunoon.

His father was killed in the Second World War a couple of months before he was born, and he was brought up by his mother, his grandmother and aunts.

He attended St. Mun’s, primary School in the town and as Percy Smith he trained as a priest, joining Blair's College, a seminary in Aberdeen, for boys between the ages of twelve and sixteen he then gave it up and applied to become a Monk! This was rejected, as he was too young, so Percy returned to Dunoon and finished his education at Dunoon Grammar School.

On leaving school he took a holiday to the bright lights of London and ended up staying, taking a number of jobs, he sold insurance, acted as a bodyguard for the Rolling Stones, then gained a job selling tickets and keeping the books in a theatre box office. Eventually, he joined the Ken Campbell Roadshow. Along with Bob Hoskins, Jane Wood, and Dave Hill, McCoy started performing a range of sketches with the umbrella theme of “modern myths.”

McCoy found himself for a while in a double-act with Hoskins before Hoskins left to pursue his film career. When working with Ken Campbell in an improvised a circus-based act about a fictitious stuntman called Sylvester McCoy he thought it would be amusing if the program stated that this character was played by "Sylvester McCoy". While at the Royal Court Theatre, one of the critics missed the joke and assumed that Sylvester McCoy was a real person. McCoy liked the irony of this and adopted the name of his stage identity.

His big break came when McCoy was starring at the National Theatre in “The Pied Piper”, a musical play written especially for him, when he learned that the BBC was looking for a new lead actor to replace Colin Baker in “Doctor Who”. He later won the role as the seventh Doctor and the first Scottish one!

Following “Doctor Who,” McCoy continues to work extensively in theatre, films, radio, opera, and on television.He sees himself as an all round entertainer, his talents include,playing the xylophone and the spoons. He can also juggle and once gained a reputation for stuffing live ferrets down his trousers.

McCoy was considered for the role of Bilbo Baggins in The Lord of the Rings Trilogy and must have made a lasting impression on the filmmakers as they were later to cast him as Radagast the Brown in The Hobbit films.

Like many other former Time Lords, Sylvester has televised the role, in 2022 we aw him return in The Power of the Doctor, I assume there is a chance he will crop up in the 60th anniversary specials, although I can't see him being mentioned as yet.

Sylvester is still keeping busy, he is lined up to appear in the BBC drama Father Brown, it will air next year. This year he appeared in the horror film, Necronomicon, it only has two reviews on IMDB, both slating it. The website also notes that he has four more projects in various stages of production.

#scotland #scottish #actor #theatre #cinema #television #dr who #the seventh doctor #the doctor

[annoyinglandmagazine]

Elrond: you know, i’m starting to think circles are destined to run my life.

Bilbo: Please explain

Elrond: everything important is a circle. the sun, the moon, the Silmarils, the rings of power, and even my goddamned family tree.

#Silmarillion #tolkien #incorrect quotes #elrond #bilbo baggins #finwean family drama #lotr

[rebelrayne]

he's back......

what my husband thinks of the season six male islanders with little to no information

aka he based it on their profile in the game. under the cut because it's long.

jamal

black tony hawk. he looks like he's cooking up some drama. obviously hasn't learned to button up his shirt. i don't see how he would have had a threesome cause he doesn't even look like he could have a twosome. small bulge. he has glossy lips. i'm done with him, he's kind of boring.

lewie

his combover looks stupid. did he paint on his five o'clock shadow? semi-pro? what's that mean? he's a fucking weekend warrior? "golden retriever energy" aka he has bad hips. his body just looks gross. it's all elongated and shit... his ears don't match his fucking face. he's got chicken ass legs to be playing football (soccer). he probably cries when he has sex. who the fuck names their kid lewie? he's the kmart version of gary. he looks like he's poor. probably gets drunk off two white claws. his mouth fucking irritates me. it's like he has an asshole for a mouth. show me his picture again - ugh just look at how fucking ugly he is. his personality probably matches his looks.

also was told to attach this meme curtesy of my husband's mind:

ozzy

what the fuck does he tell his barber? like 'keep it long in the front but cut everything else i want no hair on any other parts of my body'. at least he's proportional (unlike lewie). seems like the kind of guy that would invite a girl over to hang out then breaks out a fucking bong. and then gets stoned off his ass. i've never seen that color nipple before. his jaw is the shape of a rhombus. his puppy dog eyes don't work on me. what kind of dancer is he (🤨)? because if he's an erotic dancer, he only works day shift because he's not good enough for night shift.

roberto

he actually looks kind of cool. i don't like the way he holds himself though. he looks like he could be a pirate - he looks like johnny depp. does he have to take his watch everywhere? like that citizen watch doesn't mean you have money, bro.

ryan

he looks like frodo baggins. "we have to save the shire!" probably has some hairy ass feet. he's literally trapped in the body of a 12-year-old and looks like he's 4'10". he's a singer? what's he sing? hobbit songs? where did he buy his shorts? the fucking youth section? (tries to zoom in, gets annoyed he can't). is definitely the one that is going to try to talk mc and amelia into having a threesome - then makes them compete for who's better.

#litg double trouble #litg dt #litg jamal #litg lewie #litg roberto #litg ryan #litg ozzy #he hates lewie #gary mf wannabe

[legitimatesatanspawn]

Double checking the timeline reminded me of some fun facts:

Bilbo, Age 18: Frodo's father (Drogo Baggins) is born.

Bilbo, Age 21: The Fell Winter. Loss of crops, "large white wolves" (could be wargs) invade the Shire.

Bilbo, Age 22: Region just south of Brandywine floods.

Bilbo, Age 26: Bilbo's paternal grandmother (Laura Baggins nee Grubb) dies at 102, his father (Bungo Baggins) becomes head of family at 70.

Bilbo, Age 30: Frodo's mother (Primula Baggins nee Brandybuck) is born.

Bilbo, Age 33: Officially considered an adult by Shire reckoning.

Bilbo, Age 36: Bilbo's father (Bungo Baggins) dies at 80. Presumably old age.

Bilbo, Age 44: Bilbo's mother (Belldonna Baggins nee Took) dies at 82. Presumably old age.

Bilbo, Age 50-52: The Dwarf Company meets at Bag End in Hobbiton (50/51), Quest ends (51), Bilbo gets home (52).

Bilbo, Age 78: Frodo is born and presumably lives in Hobbiton.

Bilbo, Age 90; Frodo, Age 12: Frodo's parents die (boating accident). Respectively 72 and 60.

Frodo is taken in by his maternal uncle's family (Rorimac Brandybuck) and lives in Brandy Hall in Buckland. Because his parents would often take him to visit his mother's family there, presumably just as much as they'd visit their Baggins side relatives in Hobbiton.

Bilbo, Age 99; Frodo, Age 21: Bilbo officially names Frodo his heir and brings him to Bag End. Note, it's implied he's had lots of visits and everything in between so its not just out of nowhere.

Bilbo, Age 111; Frodo, Age 33: Gandalf visits Bilbo regarding the Ring. The Birthday Party. Frodo is officially considered an adult in the Shire.

Bilbo, Age 112: Bilbo moves into Rivendell.

Bilbo, Age 128; Frodo, Age 50: Frodo gets visited by Gandalf regarding the Ring. Frodo leaves the Shire and reaches Rivendell. Fellowship is founded.

Bilbo, Age 129; Frodo, Age 51: Sauron is defeated. Later, Grima kills Saruman.

Bilbo, Age 131; Frodo, Age 53: Bilbo and Frodo sail off to Valinor.

Presumably Bilbo and Frodo live near/in Valinor for the rest of their days. Barring health issues, Frodo should live another 40 years.

So remember when Bilbo was stressing out over the dwarves using his mother's glorybox to scrape his traveling boots off on? Keep in mind a glory box is basically a big fancy chest that young women would/do (not sure if some places still do this) put items and goods in to help prepare the dowry and then transport it to the new home.

The fact that Hobbits apparently do dowries considering how they handle gift-giving is a little confusing to me. Bungo Baggins did make Bag End for his new wife, though, so maybe both sides do an equivalent to a dowry?

But even setting aside the fact that it was a keepsake and something he clearly cherished, dude was probably still grieving his parents and here comes this pack of random ass strangers just scraping stuff on it like it's that metal thing outside of some old houses I've seen around here. I forget the word for them. Those little metal plates screwed near to the front door on the pavement so that people can scrape off mud and in some cases dogshit/horseshit before entering someone's home.

Honestly I like those plates more than the welcome mats which are often either too thin to be of real use or too difficult to clean. The plate solves both issues.

Bilbo was essentially a teenager when everyone survived a horrible winter with food shortages and vicious attacks by wolves who either overhunted or ran out of prey in their original territory. And then he was a young adult when his parents died. Hobbits come of age at 33 and live to about 90-100. 110 is old af to them while the oldest known hobbit (before Bilbo) being at 130 as incredible. Give it up for Gerontius Took, everyone: Bilbo's maternal grampa!

Also considering Lobella Sacksville-Baggins is Bilbo's immediate cousin through his father's siblings, we have a massive reason for why Lobella being a salty ass isn't just a personality trait but more about family drama. Your bachelor cousin head of the family who has apparently zero interest in marrying or having kids of his own happily visits all his relatives and makes grand gifts to people as part of the local custom regarding birthday parties (Hobbits give gifts on their birthday rather than receiving them).

And then Bilbo adopts a distant cousin instead. 1st/2nd degree actually based on family but Bilbo's grandfather's brother's great-grandson doesn't roll off as easily, although Bilbo's maternal aunt's grandson does. Meanwhile Lobella is Bilbo's uncle's daughter-in-law making her son Lotho would've been his immediate successor by inheritance laws. Of course, Lobella is no saint and she was preemptively nasty and grabby with things not even hers but I'm gonna admit, if I cared about that I would definitely feel hurt.

#lord of the rings #tolkien #bilbo baggins #frodo baggins #lobella sacksville-baggins #the hobbit #character ages #timeline #the fell winter #drogo baggins #bungo baggins #belladona baggins #primula brandybuck #belladonna took #primula baggins #hobbit customs #hobbit culture