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shyjusticewarrior · 9 days

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Jason kicking ass while literally tied up

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we-r-loonies · 1 month

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"the marauders would be a punk band! a rock band!"

they would be one direction. they wouldn't take anything seriously. sirius and james would make up dances and perform in sync. they'd stop shows to make fun of fans. they'd call someone's mum on stage. peter would tip water on everyone.

#marauders #they would release midnight memories and feel like they're the most badass band ever #the marauders #james potter #sirius black #remus lupin #peter pettigrew #one direction #band au #marauders band au

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idk-bruh-20 · 1 year

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Irondad fic ideas #133

Morgan Stark discovers the joke format, "__, __, and __ walk into a bar..."

She doesn't quite get the concept, but she enjoys it. And, like most children, when she enjoys something she becomes absolutely obsessed with it.

Morgan: A spider, the spider's aunt, and a grumpy walk into the house!

Happy: Morgan that's not how that works

Peter: I dunno, you do seem more like a Grumpy than a Happy :)

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Morgan: A princess, her bestest brother ever, and their cyborg chef walk into the kitchen.

Tony: You can just say you want pancakes, Mo.

Peter, tearing up: That's Princess Mo to you.

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Bonus:

It becomes an inside joke that the whole family uses.

Tony when Peter cuts off his coffee supply: (gasp) A genius, his robot minions, and a hater walk into the lab.

Peter, not even missing a beat: A genius, his son, and his robot children who agree with the son walk out of the lab and in to their beds.

Tony, so completely endeared every time Peter calls himself his son he can barely protest: I- I- now wait just a second...

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Teen Morgan, upon finding her brother and MJ making out on the couch: Eughh! An intern, the goddess way out of his league, and the amount of space reserved for Jesus between them walk out of the shared living space.

#brought to you by my adorable nephew!#shoutout to him lmao!#irondad fic ideas #irondad and spiderson #ironfam #btw this joke is how may and happy reveal they're getting married #may: a badass bitch her nephew and her fiance walk into the house #morgan: WAIT DOES THAT MEAN-#it's also how peter and mj announce that they're having a baby #peter to the starks one morning at breakfast: a grandpa a grandma and an aunt sit at the table #tony spits out his coffee #morgan: shrieking #morgan stark #peter parker #tony stark #wars are fought through this joke also #rhodey arriving for the holidays: the stark children's favorite uncle walks into the party #happy: now wAIT JUST A SECOND #when she's little morgan's word for herself changes every time she gets a new obsession (princess entomologist artist president...)#(she eventually gets to superhero & pepper is NOT amused)#queueueueue

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bethsvrse · 3 months

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Can we ban shy!readers? please 🙏

#bethsvrse #it’s not that I don’t like them #it’s just i want more badass reader who wouldn’t be afraid to sucker punch someone #or at least someone who can talk without stuttering or blushing every second word #fanfic #text post #sirius black x reader #james potter x reader #dean winchester x reader #george weasley x reader #fred weasley x reader #bucky barnes x reader #peter parker x reader #steve harrington x reader #peeta mellark x fem!reader #shy!reader #let’s ban shy!reader #steve rogers x reader

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loonylupinstoasties · 2 years

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Regulus chopping off Mulciber's hand for making James flinch and Regulus stabbing Bellatrix with a fork for touching James in Crimson Rivers is my favourite thing

he's so protective it makes me laugh

and then he's like i ToLd YoU wHaT wOuLd HaPpEn-

god I love him

#regulus black is my favourite person ever #hes so badass #fight me #regulus black #james potter #jegulus #remus lupin #sirius black #wolfstar #marauders #peter pettigrew #crimson rivers #zeppazariel

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lessnowon · 9 months

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my favorite thing about the guardians of the galaxy is how they are all, every single one of them, stupid. there's no character that has to be reasonable and smart 100% of the time, they all get their dumbass moments. they are each of them a moron (and more than that, they are also each so many other things at the same time)

#there isnt a 'dumbass' and a 'badass'—they are all dumb badasses #guardians of the galaxy #peter quill #nebula #gamora #drax #drax the destroyer #mantis #rocket raccoon #groot #gotg #gotg vol 2 #gotg vol 3 #marvel

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bruciemilf · 11 months

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Peter B got "Here's a tip; Don't watch the eyes. Watch the hands" from his Felicia Hardy 100%

#LISTEN I CANT HELP IT I SHIP THE TRASH MAN WITH THE LITERAL GODDESS #peter b getting these amaizngly hot strong badass ppl by being a funny snark machine is sooo #give miles a fun auntie #felicia can help him talk to girls #he tries tne Hey thing on her and she's like. and who thought you that?#miles: my uncle aaron. felicia: was he single too?#peter b parker #felicia hardy #spidercat #peter x felicia #little meow meows #text #spiderverse

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theopolis · 7 months

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Unpopular take ig but TSSM Harry was not in fact a terrible person? Lol? Unlike the audience he has no idea why Peter keeps neglecting him, if anything it would be strange if that didn't affect their relationship. He is also a deeply insecure 16 year old, so having a phase where he selfishly places too much value on popularity is like. Par for the course. That's shit you'd find in any high school centric story. That's shit every other person has done irl at that age. The only actually heinous thing he's done was emotionally manipulating Gwen in that one scene at the end of S2 and that was literally part of the setup for his pending villain arc so uh. Moral decline was kind of the entire point there. People are pressed but he was serving the kind of complexity that originally made the supporting cast so memorable in the comics

#also I've seen some ppl list being on drugs during a sports competition in the list of reasons why he's apparently irredeemable lmao #you live like this??#sorry but i like my characters fucking up. which Peter did plenty of times throughout the series as well btw #but he's a badass superhero unlike that whiner Harry so he's forgiven i suppose #harry osborn #the spectacular spider man #theopolispost #tssm #harry

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thiziri · 1 year

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Her Royal Hotness Princess Anne, the Princess Royal, in her role as Gold-Stick-in-Waiting at the Coronation of her brother, King Charles III, on 06 May 2023 🔥

#hot damn 🔥#ma'am 🥵🥵#anne in uniform #badass princess #princess anne #princess royal #tim laurence #timothy laurence #catherine middleton #princess of wales #prince edward #zara tindall #peter phillips #mike tindall #king charles iii #brf #british royal family #my edit #coronatiAnne

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thranduilswifesblog · 1 year

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It tickled my ears when I heard someone says Thranduil is not powerful enough, or he become the elvenking just because his father, Oropher is the 1st.

Did people read the apendix?? According to the apendix Sauron fought the last battles of the third age on several fronts, and the day of the battle of the Pellinor, he also sent orcs armies into Mirkwood and attack Thranduil's kingdom.

Thranduil' army is a badass, and utterly defeated the army of Sauron. Sauron always though Thranduil was enough of is threat that his kingdom was single out for destruction and Thranduil with the silvan elves proved him right.

In movie canon he also defeated the great serpents of the north. And unfortunately cause a permanent scars on his face. And he powerful enough to made out alive and put a charm on his face for a thousands year.

And don't forget he and his father is the survivor from doriath, and he also survive from the battle of the last alliance. Even his father and Gil Galad, the strongest king of the high elves died in that battle.

And he also can feel the present of Bilbo with the one ring. He's not talking with Tauriel, he's talking straight to Bilbo's face. That means he can feel the one ring.

He might be less wise and less powerful than Elrond, despite for being older than him. But he is not a weak elf, he even can protect his kingdom with his own charm and source without the rings of power.

SO FOR PEOPLE WHO SAY HE IS WEAK...

PISS OFF ......

Daughter! @legoriel-fan it''s time to defend your adar

#the lord of the rings #the hobbit #tolkien #peter jackson #lee pace #thranduil #I will defend my husband till the end!#this is the prove!#he is not overrated!#he is a badass #the house of oropher is a badass!

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hellboy-enthusiast · 2 months

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I need more people to be in love with Yondu. I appreciate all the age gap fics, but we need the fics where Yondu and Y/N are a badass old couple :(( GIVE ME MY SASSY WIFE Y/N

#yondu udonta #yondu x reader #guardians of the galaxy #starlord #yondu #groot #drax #rocket raccoon #peter quill #badass Y/N #y/n #self ship

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petesbunnycustom · 6 months

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