My Brain: Okay, so you’ve been a fan of The Legend of Zelda series since you were seven, right?
Me: …yes?
My Brain: Tears of The Kingdom released in May this year, right?
Me: Yep?
My Brain: And you love Our Flag Means Death and a teaser for the second season just dropped yesterday and is gonna release on 5th October, right?
Me: Uh-huh?
My Brain: And you’ve just finished watching Good Omens season 1 and are waiting for your friends to come and watch the second season with you, right?
Me: Right?
My Brain: Oh, and don’t forget Arcane!
Me: Where is this going?
My Brain: Why don’t you make an AU that involves the Arcane, GO & OFMD characters following the storyline of Breath of The Wild & Tears of The Kingdom? *presses a button*
*GALAXY BRAIN ACTIVATES*
Me: …..huh. Why not?
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Oh shit I forgot I got fuzzy socks
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i might have to start playing this game again
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leitmotifs never get old to me like holy shit dude there’s this melody that corresponds to this one guy and if you hear the melody it means the guy is there. holy shit. and sometimes it refers to ideas too not just guys. has anyone heard about this
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the fact that i'm no longer the same age as the protagonists of novels and films i once connected to is so heartbreaking. there was a time when I looked forward to turning their age. i did. and i also outgrew them. i continue to age, but they don't; never will. the immortality of fiction is beautiful, but cruel.
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The Monster Manual but it's blatantly written by the monsters
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Oh damn the Catholics have joined in on the war against AI "art".
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it's always so fascinating and heartbreaking when a character in a story is simultaneously idolized and abused. a chosen prophet destined for martyrdom. a child prodigy forced to grow up too fast. a powerful warrior raised as nothing but a weapon. there's just something so uniquely messed up about singing someone's praises whilst destroying them.
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My solution for bloatware is this: by law you should hire in every programming team someone who is Like, A Guy who has a crappy laptop with 4GB and an integrated graphics card, no scratch that, 2 GB of RAM, and a rural internet connection. And every time someone in your team proposes to add shit like NPCs with visible pores or ray tracing or all the bloatware that Windows, Adobe, etc. are doing now, they have to come back and try your project in the Guy's laptop and answer to him. He is allowed to insult you and humilliate you if it doesn't work in his laptop, and you should by law apologize and optimize it for him. If you try to put any kind of DRM or permanent internet connection, he is legally allowed to shoot you.
With about 5 or 10 years of that, we will fix the world.
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please spread this so that it can actually be funny instead of just 1 person voting
edit: oh god it has 20k notes and it's been running for less than a day
edit 2: please tag me in any art of this i'd love to see it
edit 3: all of you guys ascking where the vanilla extract is. Here it is, you found it. Congratulations.
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