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BUT I WAS SO CAUGHT INTO MY LOVE FOR SHOWERS THAT I MISSED THE QUOTE OF A FICTIONAL SERIAL KILLER

I think that shower anon is a quote from American Psycho.

...I never watched American Psycho.

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I think that shower anon is a quote from American Psycho.

...I never watched American Psycho.

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Whenever I shower, sometimes twice, sometimes three times a day, I use a honey almond wash on my ripped body, and an exfoliating spearmint gel on my face. I apply Clinique moisturizer and an anti-aging eye-balm before I shave with a razor and cream by Pour Homme. No cologne on my face ever, as the high alcohol content dries out your skin and makes you look older. :)

Ughhhh this is so good.

I don't use any products except for soap shampoo and conditioner, but honey stuff is so nice.

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#cosas mias #política #extraño a Dylan no voy a mentir

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look at my creature

#spec evo #spec bio

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People don't know this but I shower everyday. It's not even to get clean I love showering. It's always shower time here in my house. The first thing I did when I was a kid and I moved to my new house was shower. I'm always counting the time for my next shower. I shower at 1 AM, 4 PM, 6 AM, any time is shower time. Soap, shampoo, conditioner, my best friends. I don't go anywhere without showering first. Wanna have sex? It's gonna be shower sex with me sooner or later (sooner). They call me The Shower or El Duchas in the Spanish dub. I'm showering right now.

#cosas mias #the shower sex part isn't a joke btw #neither is the rest #(no I don't shower all the time but YES I do it EVERY day) #I'm not a germophobe but I LOVE water #and you can bet your ass I wash my hands all the time

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Digan LO QUE QUIERAN de Italia PERO

People from every continent (and the Mediterranean) are dunking on this 'study'

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People from every continent (and the Mediterranean) are dunking on this 'study'

#cosas mias

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#skyrim

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april 24th, 2024

Every year, on April 24th, from early in the morning until late into the night, Armenians make the pilgrimage to the Tsitsernakaberd memorial in Yerevan, honoring the victims of the 1915 Armenian genocide in Ottoman Turkey.

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oh so in case anyone didn't realise, you can use add-ons in mobile firefox just like regular firefox, including ublock origin. and download newpipe for adfree yt too to like. never see a fucking ad online again.

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you know, before i started watching star trek, i thought ppl were just saying it was gay bc they liked the idea of kirk and spock being a couple, but as i've been watching it, i have realized no, they really meant it. "why mr. spock... you almost make me believe in miracles." the city on the edge of tomorrow. "i know your affection for spock." spock being fucking ecstatic that jim is still alive in amok time and even smiling. kirk looking at spock like he holds the whole universe in his eyes when he's talking about the most boring shit. like it's not just kinda gay, it's like spock and kirk were written as an actual loving couple but, y'know, it was the 60s and they couldn't really do that on tv

#oh #star trek

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-Soy parte de una organización secreta que quiere destruir a los dioses, y disfruto de cagarte a sablazos, te voy a traicionar cuando quiera porque me divierte

-Jaja, q loco ste men, vení vení vamos a tomar un vodka

De todas las waifus y los personajes en Genshin mi favorito sigue siendo el Ruso Siniestro

#el biotipo juega genshin #aunque sabiendo que todos los arcones en genshin tienen literalmente nombres de demonios (incluida Paimon) #mirá yo estoy de acuerdo con los Fatui que querés que te diga

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De todas las waifus y los personajes en Genshin mi favorito sigue siendo el Ruso Siniestro

#cosas mias

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spaaaace

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#olavo de carvalho jumpscare