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violent138 · 15 days
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Duke: "Bad news guys, he managed to give me the slip."
Tim: "How? Okay, who's got eyes on him?"
Damian: "He's just... gone."
Tim: "Hood?"
Jason, eating takeout: "Stop hacking my comms for this, I'm not even there!" *leaves the channel*
Steph: "Negative from me, I've been tailing some whole other guy."
Tim: "Nightwing?"
Dick, in a whole other city, on the computer, barely listening: "I already told Alfred I left the keys in the--"
Tim: "Thanks anyways. Orphan?"
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Tim: "Well shit. Everyone, we need to find him now."
Kate, spotting Bruce holding someone's black-haired baby at the Gala and immediately taking the baby from him: "No."
Kate, pressing a hand to her earpiece: "I got him just in time. Don't give me those puppy dog eyes Bruce, you can't even keep all your kids' names straight anymore."
Tim: "Phew, crisis averted everyone, good work. But remain vigilant."
Jason: "Tim, I swear to God--"
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arguablysomaya · 9 months
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this is incredibly bruce and damian coded.
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houseswife · 5 months
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transgender detector going haywire rn…
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vladdyissues · 6 months
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Based on this
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endless-nightshift · 2 months
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I love the specific sub category of Bingqiu fics that are essentially just the author holding Shen Qingqiu down and forcing him to have a normal human conversation with Luo Binghe as apposed letting him act apon the worst possible outcome his mind can come up with.
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chrollohearttags · 6 months
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doordasher eren might deliver a half empty order but he’s a good man. Out working hard and would make a good provider. And he might eat the coochie as an apology. Meanwhile, Armin be tryna barter with dick and balls for a sandwich and a place to stay. Just a stolen credit card, one pair of pants and vibes.
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ricks-fallen-angel · 2 months
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By far the MOST comic book of living statuses:
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saltwife · 1 year
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repeat forever
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zkyeline · 1 year
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art based on im not your dog lyrics for @guchaigue xoxo
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angellayercake · 4 months
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possibly thinking a bit too hard about that old man today
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Ok but Jason being treated as a robot by CH though. Like, they found him as a feral wild child and modded thin into a perfect soldier but they use the fact that he’s so perfect to dehumanise him. No one is that perfect, that good at following orders and rules. So Jason isn’t human, so why should he be treated like one? He’s a weapon. Not a person. Why should he be treated well, given constant love and affection as a child?
Alternatively! Jason staying as a feral little wolf boy and of course he’s being dehumanised. They’re using him, using the fact that he’s remorseless, a toddler who’s absolutely terrified but simultaneously so dangerous. Why should they like this feral unroman kid, why should they treat him with respect? He’s a crazy menace? They’re still going to use him, but oh my gods they’re gonna make him feel awful. Make him feel bad that he’s such a bad person, who cares if it’s all he knows and all they’re making him do?
Jason will never be human. Not to them
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Do I want this project to be finished? Yes.
Do I want to be the one to finish it? Also yes.
Do I want to work on it? Only in theory, it seems.
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affo-gatto-gateau · 25 days
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bean school
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This came to me in the middle of the night
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vertigoartgore · 3 months
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Spider-Man/Peter Parker & Mary-Jane Watson by Tom Reilly.
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