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Fic where nobody ever told Damian that his other siblings were adopted

#just me out here reblogging every addition to this post because I’m obsessed with this concept now #don’t mind me op

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Fic where nobody ever told Damian that his other siblings were adopted

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Damian thinks the only reason B hasn’t “adopted” Steph is because he’s waiting for her to prove herself. Which he agrees with, but then he reads in a parenting book that that’s not how you’re supposed to do it, so now he doing a 180 and trying to berate Bruce into doing better. All while Steph is in the background frantically trying to get him to stop because she hasn’t gotten adopted by Bruce yet and she’s not about to let Damian ruin that for her.

Fic where nobody ever told Damian that his other siblings were adopted

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I really, really want to write a fic of this. This whole concept is *chef’s kiss*

Fic where nobody ever told Damian that his other siblings were adopted

#damian wayne #fic ideas

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Fic where nobody ever told Damian that his other siblings were adopted

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The Batfam constantly slam into each other while grappling, I don't make the rules.

Cass could very easily avoid it, but she thinks is fun, so she doesn't.

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Fic where nobody ever told Damian that his other siblings were adopted

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Justice League identity reveal where they don’t know who Batman is and one day a bunch of them walk in on him just casually eating yogurt in the cafeteria with his cowl off. A bunch of them recognize him, a couple don’t, and they’re all shocked.

Turns out Batman didn’t realize none of them knew who he was, since it had taken him all of ten minutes and three google searches to put everyone’s secret identities together and he just assumed they had all figured it out by this point. Or maybe he had meant to tell them and then just forgotten. Either way, he regularly interacts with half of them outside of hero stuff and hasn’t bothered with the whole separate persona thing with them in years. Shouldn’t they really have figured this out by now? So what if he forgot? This is clearly on them.

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Billy’s name gets revealed while he’s Captain Marvel but he expertly covers this up by saying he’s Batman’s son and the “Batson” was just a funny reference to that. Batman completely backs him up on this

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Tim: so when I became Robin you were so opposed to teenage vigilantism you almost killed me over it, but when Scarlet does teenage vigilantism you make her #2 in your criminal empire???

Jason: exactly. Now you're getting it, Timbo

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HC that the average life expectancy in Gotham is actually four years higher than the national average because they collectively just keep refusing to die

#gotham

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Fic where nobody ever told Damian that his other siblings were adopted

#I WANT THIS SO MUCH PLEASE #damian wayne #al Ghul-Wayne as it were #fic ideas #I want to do this one so much you guys

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the difference is so hard. to deny as it is too true

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people will hear you talk about struggling with mental illness and say “you can do anything if you just put your mind to it”. brother what part of the body does the mental illness happen in. what do you think is the problem

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Explain your reasoning plzzz

#I’d take the lump sum 10 mil #pay off everything buy a house and set up some college funds #invest a good chunk and then otherwise go about my life with zero debt and a mortgage free house

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HC that the average life expectancy in Gotham is actually four years higher than the national average because they collectively just keep refusing to die