Royal Screw Ups Side Stories 2: Wedding Redux
Happy last day of pride my friends, all month I’ve been working on this in celebration!
Important note: If you haven’t read RSU you really won’t know what’s going on. Its the very first thing linked in my masterlist :)
Warnings: caps, swearing, death references/recovered grief
Those warnings are very misleading this is very fluff heavy dw
About: keefex royalty au
Pairings: keefex, sophiana
Word count: 8.3k
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Keefe sat at his desk, unable to stop the movement of his foot.
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Maybe he should make some tea, that would help his nerves.
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No it wouldn't, he was too anxious.
Tonight was the night. Like the night. The night he would... would... the thought made him too sick to think.
Not in a bad way! In like a really, really, good way, but still a bad way because there was the chance of it all going wrong.
A slim chance, he reminded himself. He loved Dex and Dex loved him back, they'd been loving and loving the other back for ten years, if Dex ran away now that'd be really... just- lame of him.
He upgraded his tapping to pacing.
They were to meet tonight at midnight, Keefe told Dex it was for a late-night picnic and that he had been so busy running the country and such that it was the only time he could get away.
A lie. Or a pseudo lie, as he would have been busy, but he trusted the councillors enough to take over for the day so he could prepare. It wouldn't be much different than usual for them, they just wouldn't have an easy tie-proof amount of votes. Twelve running the kingdom instead of thirteen. Oh, goodness, how could they ever survive without that little wax seal at the bottom that gave the king's approval.
At one point, a day when the king didn't work really would spell chaos for the kingdom (which meant there were quite a few days of chaos with Cassius in the big chair) but Keefe had been more sensible and decided the council should have a bit more say in things and should be able to vote against or with the king, rather than have to jump through a multitude of legal loopholes to challenge his decisions. Also, council members were now voted on by the common people, but Oralie and Bronte had managed to stay on the Council for the last ten years, as they were highly beloved by the public.
Before Keefe knew it, the clock tower struck eleven chimes. It was time to prepare.
He walked quickly through the dark castle, trying not to look at the ever-staring portraits of his ancestors that lined the halls, also trying to avoid the chance of running into his partner, who could be roaming the place at any time.
As he passed the kitchens, he hurried in to pick up his pre-prepared basket of food before exiting via the servants' door.
He slowed as he walked across the lawn, eventually reaching the Queen's Garden, as it was still called. He no longer had to climb over a wall, they had made an archway door to temporarily give entrance until they could knock the barrier down all together.
He carefully laid out the blanket next to the pond they had sat by on their first trip out here, and many more after that. He sat the basket of food atop it and started setting out the various baked goods, sandwiches, and fruits inside.
He heard the clock strike twelve and knew Dex would be coming soon.
He was right, as he looked over the horizon he saw Dex approach, outlined in the light of the moon.
Keefe walked up to Dex and as he bowed with great flourish, said, "Your picnic awaits."
Dex laughed, taking hold of the arm Keefe offered to walk them to their spot.
"How romantic," He commented sincerely, looking at the setup.
"Thank you, thank you, took a whole five minutes of thinking to come up with this idea, a true challenge for me."
Dex laughed again. Wow, he loved it when he laughed.
Keefe sat down and, with a pat, invited Dex to join him, which he did.
They sat in a comfortable silence as they ate, Keefe's right arm around Dex's shoulders.
At some point, Keefe began simply staring at Dex in the moonlight. He remembered doing this when they were teens, to escape from the world and the stress and everything else. His old sketchbooks were filled with drawings of Dex in the garden, special snapshots he was sure to remember. There was this one he would stare back at all the time, Dex with his head pointed up to the sky, the stars reflected in his eyes, drawn in graphite, though it was in vivid color in Keefe's memory. He would stare at it any time he couldn't actually be with the boy, which was quite a bit as a too-young king.
Of course, they weren't boys anymore.
Keefe noted the changes since they were kids, Dex's face had gone from boyish and round to a triangle-ish jaw with a light coating of peach fuzz he had yet to shave. Something that hadn't changed was that there was still always a smudge of some kind of dirt or oil across his nose or cheek, Keefe had stopped trying to wipe it off a long time ago, it always showed back up.
He supposed they were still just boys, in a way.
Especially considering Keefe was just as scared to pop the question as he was asking Dex to officially be his boyfriend all those years ago.
After a few more minutes of procrastination, he worked up the courage.
"H-Hey, Dex?'
"Hm?"
"I want to ask you a question."
"Shoot."
"I- um- shit I forgot what I was gonna say, where'd I put my cue cards?"
Keefe began patting his pockets as Dex chuckled. Yeah, the stuttering bit was a lie, he knew exactly what he planned to say but chickened out last minute. Also, he didn't have cue cards. Maybe he should have had cue cards.
"Eh, fuck it," Keefe said. He got onto one knee. "Dex Dizznee, would you please consider marrying me, because I like you a whole lot and I have a feeling it's mutual."
Here he pulled out the simple golden band from his pocket and offered it to Dex.
"I- I mean hell yeah!" Dex said with another laugh, putting out his left hand for the ring to be slipped onto.
"Thank goodness, that'd be really embarrassing if you-"
Keefe was cut off by Dex suddenly grabbing the collar of his shirt and kissing him.
"Sometimes you can talk less, you know."
"Why should I? My shining personality is one of my best features," Keefe said with a smirk.
"Oh, hush, you aren't fooling anyone. It doesn't take an empath to realize you've been a nervous wreck all night."
"That obvious, huh?"
"I read you like a book, my love," Dex said, laying back on the blanket.
"So, you knew?"
"Well... you did invite me to a midnight picnic in the spot we would sneak out to as kids and you've been 'busy' all week, so you could say I had a hunch."
"I tried?"
"Yes, Love, you did a great job. I couldn't be happier."
"Good. That's my whole goal."
"Funny, making you happy is mine!"
Keefe laughed and pulled Dex's face in for another kiss.
"I love you," Keefe muttered after they broke away.
"I love you, too."
~*~
"Okay, so the roses can go over here-" Dex started.
"Wait, I thought we were putting the roses by the reception tables?"
"Yeah, but wouldn't the entrance be better so people don't get poked by the thorns?"
"You're the expert, how long would it take to de-thorn a bunch of roses?" Keefe asked.
"Too long."
"Ugh."
Wedding planning wasn't exactly the sweet little romantic endeavor Keefe expected it to be. In fact, it was so stressful he was worried his ears were going to get prematurely pointy.
Normally weddings would be planned by professionals or servants, but even though same-sex marriage had been legalized (one of Keefe's first acts as king, and a controversial one at that), it was still discriminated against quite heavily. Keefe figured he should probably ease his people into the fact that he wasn't the straightest... straightest... nail in the coffin? Whatever, metaphors are overrated, he decided. The point was, ten years into his reign wasn't enough to be confident his people wouldn't revolt if they knew his preferences.
Of course there were rumors, mostly contained within the castle itself as many found it odd he was so close to a "servant man" but rumors are impossible to prevent, as his mother always said, so Keefe had stopped trying.
Keefe sat back, frustrated.
"Can we work on something simpler?" he said.
"Alright, how about the invites?" Dex offered.
"Hm. Sounds worse, let's try."
Dex chuckled.
"Okay, start writing the names down to remember and I'll list them off."
"Ready," Keefe said, picking up a pen.
"Uh... Sophie and Biana, Fitz and Tam, Linh and Marella, Stina and Maruca-"
Keefe made a noise of frustration at the last names.
"I know, we have to invite them though, she's your cousin and... cousin-in-law, I guess."
"Yeah, yeah. Keep going."
"Wylie and his dads. Elwin and his partner. Oh, and then my parents and siblings and the like, all the rest of the Ruewens, that's about it on my family, I think."
"What about all the Dizznee uncles and aunts?"
"Way too many, we'll just do the Ruewen side to be safe. Oh yeah, and how could I forget Bronte and Oralie?"
"Woo, that'll be fun with Sophie."
Sophie had told them and the rest of their friends her full "weirdness" about her biological parents and the like. Sophie and Oralie were still on rocky ground, but they could normally be in the same room without a fight starting.
"Oh and Amy!" Keefe realized, "We have to have Amy there, who else will get too drunk to stand and fall into the pond?"
"Of course, of course, although I'm pretty sure Marella will do that too. Anyone else?"
"Uh... do we want to start a fight?" Keefe asked hesitantly.
"Normally no, but keep going."
"In theory, we could invite Cassius."
There were many of those impossible to avoid rumors in reference to Cassius' location in the few years after his disappearance, but they had been confirmed about 2 years ago. Someone had spotted him in a mega-private vacation town for the highly wealthy somewhere up a mountain around Gildingham.
Dex sucked a bunch of air in through his teeth, making a pained noise.
"I know, I know, it's a bad idea," Keefe said.
"Yeah, you said start a fight, not cause a hate crime," Dex said lightheartedly.
"It'd be nice to see him mad, though."
"It would, but it's not worth it, Love."
Keefe sat up straighter (hah), satisfied.
"Alright then, I suppose that's everyone."
"Suppose so."
Dex glanced up at the clock that sat upon the hearth of the unlit fireplace in the castle's family living room.
"I have to get going, I have that meeting with all the rest of the servant overseers at four. They still aren't giving their workers long enough for breaks."
"Okay, good luck, Dear."
"Thank you, Love."
Dex quickly pecked him on the cheek before leaving the room.
Keefe sat there a few minutes longer, trying to put off what he knew would be an inevitable argument with Bronte about not coming to enough of the council meetings, but after a few more moments of procrastination, decided to get it over with.
~*~
"KEEFE SENCEN."
"Oh, boy."
"YOU MAY BE THE KING BUT I HAVE BEEN ASSISTING IN RUNNING THIS KINGDOM SINCE FAR BEFORE YOU WERE BORN AND I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS ABSOLUTELY DISGRACEFUL-"
Bronte would have continued to yell at Keefe if it wasn't for Oralie walking into the conference room and giving a stare that could terrify the most battle hardened knights.
Bronte (who was almost a foot shorter than Keefe) lowered himself from the tips of his toes and took his wagging finger from Keefe's face.
"Hello, Oralie. I was just explaining to our young king here why we shall no longer tolerate the negligence of his duties."
"Yes, I heard from down the hall. I was just coming in here to make sure you don't commit regicide."
"If I managed a couple centuries of Cassius I can handle a decade of Keefe without murder, however, I have gotten close."
"Wow, thanks for the support. I'll make sure to lock my door tonight," Keefe muttered.
Everyone ignored him.
"So," Oralie started, "perhaps we can reason with each other without yelling so loudly you'll wake the dead. Keefe, dear, may I respectfully ask why you haven't been attending meetings?"
At "respectfully" she threw a pointed glance at Bronte.
"Well... I... um... I'm not sure I should fully disclose at this moment."
Bronte looked like his head was going to explode, but before he could say anything else, Oralie began to speak.
"Well, in the last ten years you have barely taken breaks and have been extremely diligent and kind so, frankly, Bronte, I do not see the reason you are so upset. I'm sure Keefe has a good reason."
"Yes, Keefe, and what is that reason exactly?" Bronte said with venom dripping from his voice.
Oralie's expression seem to say, "Just say it and get it over with."
Bronte's said, "I wish I had convinced your mother to put you up for adoption."
"Well-" Keefe sighed, "I guess I can tell you, but you're going to have to keep it a secret. We haven't told anyone else yet, it was meant to be a surprise."
"We?" Bronte questioned.
Oralie and Bronte both knew about Dex, they were his closest confidants -- even through Bronte's intense criticisms of him (or perhaps because of them) -- and it would only hurt to keep that sort of thing from them. They were supportive, they both voted yes for same-sex marriage and Keefe had his suspicions about their own preferences, but he knew that fact wouldn't save him from the wrath of Bronte.
"Yes, we. Dex and I are to be married."
Oralie made a sound of extreme joy that sounded a bit like a creaky door hinge.
"Oh my goodness! Why didn't you tell us earlier? We could've excused you for a whole month-"
"That's a bit excessive," Bronte cut in.
Oralie ignored him.
"Are we invited? Do you need help planning? I don't have much experience, to be honest, but I could try to help with-"
She was cut off again, this time by Keefe.
"Yes, you're invited, but otherwise we want to keep this on the low. We don't want a big wedding."
"Not after the first time," Bronte muttered.
"Exactly. We're planning it ourselves, and that's the reason for my absence."
"No excuse, plenty of kings have had weddings and have continued to rule," Bronte commented.
"Well, those kings also weren't planning it all by themselves while keeping the secret of their homosexuality to the world and hiding an entire fiancé. They also didn't have a council of trustworthy members working to run the country smoothly, and were attempting to do it all on their lonesome."
"Buttering us up won't work."
"Works for me," Oralie said with a smug grin. "Enjoy your wedding planning. We will be right on our way out and pestering you no longer."
She proceeded to grab Bronte's arm in a way he would only let someone he had been working with for centuries, and led him out of the room, still slightly fuming.
In that moment, Keefe was very glad Bronte wasn't a pyrokinetic.
~*~
"Hey Dex?"
"Hm?" He muttered, looking up from whatever device he was working on. It seemed like an improved version of the fire starter he had used when they first met.
"I just realized something."
"What's that?"
"I never asked your dad permission to marry you."
Dex chuckled.
"Well, I'm pretty sure he approves, I don't think you have to. Besides, it's a bit archaic anyway."
"Yeah, but it feels right, y'know?"
"I mean, go for it," Dex said with a shrug, returning to his tinkering.
"I will," Keefe said decidedly. "He's going to give me so much damn permission that he'll beg us to get married right on the spot."
~*~
Despite his previous confidence, Keefe was feeling extremely nervous as he stood in front of the Dizznee family house.
He knew Kesler would give his permission, but it was still a bit nerve wracking to stand in front of your in-laws and tell them you wanted to marry their son.
Keefe took a second to remind himself that he was the literal king and had no reason to be nervous before knocking on the door.
He tried to wear that kingly confidence as Juline opened the door.
"Oh, hello Keefe! Come on in. Perfect timing, there's some mallowmelt in the oven right now. What brings you?"
"I came to talk to you and Kesler, if you don't mind."
"Of course, let me go get him, he's off in his workshop messing around. Make yourself comfortable."
Keefe sat down on the couch in their main room.
The Dizznees weren't servants anymore, Keefe claimed to "recognize Kesler's talents" and put him in charge of making the medicine Elwin, Biana, and newer hire Livvy used in the infirmary (the people of the castle hadn't been healthier since). This gig provided Juline and Kesler with a nice house just outside of castle grounds. Well, both Kesler's job and Juline's new job, she had moved on from working in the castle kitchens and had her own bakery in the city.
As Juline walked back into the room with a Kesler covered in soot in tow, Keefe realized his leg was bouncing and made himself stop.
"So, what's up, Blondie?" Kesler asked, wiping grease from his hands on a towel that hung from his belt.
Keefe stood up.
"I- uh- well," he sighed, "I want to ask your permission to marry Dex, but also I already proposed so if you say no that'd be pretty awk-"
"OF COURSE!" Juline nearly yelled.
"Yes, yes, full permission," Kesler said, wide smile on his face. "I mean, honestly, it took you long enough."
"We were both just busy, was all," Keefe said, looking down, a bit embarrassed that he thought the Dizznees would even consider denying the request.
"Another thing," Keefe said, looking back up.
"Hm?" Juline questioned.
"Well, it's traditional to take the name of the higher standing person in the relationship, but we aren't fans of tradition and 'Dex Sencen' doesn't have the same ring as 'Keefe Dizznee', in our opinion. What are your thoughts?"
Both of Dex's parents looked damn near tears.
Keefe was afraid he didn't sell it well enough and cut back in, "I-it couldn't be an immediate change, the wedding will need to be a secret because we don't want a riot on our hands and-"
Juline rushed forward and cut him off with a hug, Kesler joining in right after.
"Of course you can take our name, Blondie."
"Thank you, Mr. Dizznee."
"Call me Dad."
~*~
"Ok, how are the flowers looking?"
"Doing well, I found a variety of roses without thorns."
"Awesome."
"On your side of things, are the invites ready?"
"Painted and prepared to send out."
Keefe and Dex sat in the castle library, preparing, as they had at every opportunity for the last few weeks.
Between Keefe's responsibilities as the king and Dex's as the head supervisor of the garden and agriculture servants, plus being on the ground making sure the servants were being treated fairly, they didn't have much time to meet up. They found little ways around it though, as they always had. Meeting at night or in their scant breaks.
"Anything else?" Keefe asked.
"Uh... don't think so. We have the place, the time, the people, the food... I think we're ready."
Keefe cracked a smile.
"Alright then. At the end of this month, we shall be wed!" He said, with a horrible imitation of an exaggerated posh accent and a flourish of his hands.
Dex laughed.
"You're such a weirdo."
"Oh! It will be a spring wedding!" He continued with the bad accent, standing up and reaching down to grab Dex's hands and pull him into a dance, circling around their various planning materials on the ground as if they were playing ring-around-the-rosie.
Dex kept laughing as he pulled them into a stop.
"We both need so much sleep," He said with a chuckle, rubbing his eyes.
That was true, the grandfather clock read almost 3:30 a.m.
"Okay, okay," Keefe gave in, "Yes, let's go sleep for the total 2 hours we have before it's time to wake up, it'll certainly help so much," he said with sarcasm.
"Better than nothing, last one to the room has to make the bed tomorrow."
"Bet!"
~*~
The day the invites were sent, just one hour later, there was a knock at Keefe's office door.
Before he could open it, it was practically kicked opened by a familiar pair of women.
"AH! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US SOONER!" screamed Biana.
Sophie looked mildly embarrassed at her girlfriend's outburst from behind her.
"Sorry! Sorry! Don't kill me!" Keefe said, putting his hands up and using his desk as a shield.
The wrath of Biana was much scarier than the wrath of Bronte.
Luckily, she wasn't actually in a murderous rage and rounded the desk to hug Keefe.
"Keefe, I've literally never been happier in my life, when did this happen?" Biana asked, shaking Keefe by the shoulders.
Sophie didn't seem to take offense at the "never been happier in my life" comment, but it felt like she should.
"Well, I'm glad my relationship gives you so much joy, for whatever reason. We got engaged last month, we didn't want to tell everyone immediately, because well, this."
Biana let go of his shoulders and put her hands up like she was the most innocent person in the world.
Keefe turned his head towards the still open door and saw Fitz running towards it like a mad man.
Guess he'd be feeling the wrath of both the Vackers today.
He slid to a stop right before almost crashing into Keefe's desk, he noticed Fitz still had his Royal Guard uniform on.
"They beat me here?" He asked, breathless.
"Yep."
"Damn. Already went through the 'Why didn't you tell us sooner?' thing?"
"Yep."
"Okay, I'll skip to the practical. How the hell are you going to pull this off with no one finding out?"
"Same way we pulled off everything else with no one finding out," Keefe said, shrugging as if the last time they- er- "planned" a wedding it was the simplest, easiest thing in the world.
"What I'm hearing is that you're going to need our help again," said Sophie from the door frame.
"You're hearing right. Mind gathering some people for me?"
~*~
One week later, Keefe sat with a multitude of familiar faces in their old spots.
Their exact old spots, he noticed. Marella sat on a love seat, Linh by her feet, getting her hair played with. Sophie took up the corner seat just behind Biana. Dex sat on the couch just to the side of where Keefe's seat was right in front of the fireplace, Fitz and Tam right in front of him. Maruca and Stina in the opposite corner of Sophie, as though they were still gossiping teens. Wylie floating around, never in a seat for more than 10 minutes at a time.
"So," Keefe started, standing up. "—we made a wedding go wrong once, you think we could make one go right, too?'
Marella raised her hand.
"Will arson be involved again?"
"I doubt it, but I love the spirit!" Keefe said excitedly. Laughter filled the room.
Dex stood up.
"We've assigned everyone a responsibility, tell us if you aren't okay with yours and we'll adjust, but... we're pretty sure you're gonna like them."
Keefe passed out everyone's papers with their respective assignments on them, they confirmed their acceptance (Marella seemed particularly excited), and they quickly scattered from the area, as to not gain suspicion.
That is, everyone but Sophie.
"Hey, can I talk to you guys?" she asked, after everyone else had left the library.
"No, you cannot," Keefe said sarcastically.
"Of course," Dex said.
She nodded before turning around and walking all over the room, frantically waving her arms around, apparently finding nothing.
"Sorry, had to make sure she wasn't still in here. She's getting suspicious of me."
Keefe and Dex gave each other a quick look that said, "What the hell?" before turning back to Sophie.
"I want to propose to Biana. This is a no-pressure request, but with the wedding coming I was... I was wondering if I could do it there?"
Keefe's face broke out in a huge smile.
"Absolutely! If it's good with Dex, I mean. It's absolutely good with me."
Dex smiled too.
"Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. 1,000%, totally yes."
"Thank goodness," Sophie said with a sigh, "You have no idea how nervous I was to ask."
"What'd you think we were gonna say?" Keefe asked with a laugh, "No, Sophie, our friend of years, cousin, and soon to be cousin-in-law. You are now banished from the kingdom forever. You may escape tonight at midnight by alicorn back."
"Who knows! You could've. I have to go back now, Bi says if I procrastinate hosting the Vackers at our house anymore this week she'd send me to Havenfield and tell Eda and Grady I needed to clean Verdi's cage. Normally I'd have bitten the bullet and hosted already, it's just there's so many of them."
"Good luck, soldier," Keefe said with a salute, "I'm afraid the king won't be making an appearance to that particular family dinner."
The Vacker family could be a nightmare sometimes, he already had to deal with a lot of them because of their high political status, and most of them still saw Keefe as that little prince friend of their nephew.
Sophie sighed before squaring up her shoulders and exiting to go deal with the most hard-headed family that side of the continent. Internally, Keefe thanked goodness he didn't have to marry a Vacker and deal with all of that.
~*~
This was it.
The night before the wedding.
Well, the night before the night of the wedding. If having it in daytime was an option, they would've taken it, but there was too much of a possibility of there being witnesses. Keefe hoped none of the guards noticed that no one had been scheduled for duty on the west wing of the castle or the lawns.
Just as Keefe laid down in his -- cold and empty -- bed, he heard a knock at the window.
Peering over, he saw the face of his fiancé staring through with a wide smile.
A few years ago, they installed a ladder up to Keefe's room (covered in ivy as a disguise) for Dex to say goodnight on nights where sleeping in the same room wasn't an option.
Granted, with their separate areas of work and secrecy of their relationship, that was most nights.
Keefe walked over to the window and opened it, Dex nearly tumbling through before bracing himself on the sill.
"I don't have much time," Dex explained as he shifted to sitting on the sill. "I have to get up way early tomorrow for a meeting they wouldn't let me reschedule. I just couldn't help myself, I had to come see you, I guess," he said with a chuckle.
Keefe smiled, wrapping his arms around his lover in the window, steadying him and making sure he didn't fall backwards, Dex bracing himself on Keefe's shoulders.
Keefe looked up into Dex's eyes, the most perfect shade of periwinkle blue, they were his favorite color. The idea of looking into those eyes for the rest of forever put butterflies in his stomach and made him feel like a little kid again. They had never quite gotten out of the honeymoon phase of their relationship, after the rose colored glasses faded away, Keefe had found a just-as-amazing man underneath.
"I love you," Keefe said unprompted, not able to contain his thoughts.
"I love you, too," Dex replied, a crooked smile still playing at his rough lips.
"... And that is why you need to go and get some sleep for tomorrow. It's gonna be a long day."
Dex rolled his eyes.
"Oh, come on, you hypocrite. I've seen you go to important interspecial meetings on two hours before."
"Well, yes, but that was me, and you are you, so, naturally, there's a difference."
"Sweetheart, you're a king."
"Exactly! Just another dirty politician! But you? The backbone of the management of the castle? Ensuring each and every servant gets a warm bed and a table full of food each night? Now that is a man that needs a full eight hours."
Dex laughed again, the sweetest sound in the world to Keefe's ears.
He leaned forward, placing his head on Keefe's shoulder and pushing his face towards his neck, taking a deep breath in as if in preparation.
"I'm scared," he said quietly, like it was a secret.
Keefe pulled back a little, prompting Dex to look up so he could view his face.
"About the wedding?" Keefe asked, just as quietly.
Dex nodded hesitantly.
Keefe shrugged.
"I think we're all a little scared. I mean, destroying the last one went pretty smooth. Making one go right seems like it should be easier, but it feels harder."
Dex nodded.
"It's also easier when your only job is throwing what was more or less a fancy firework."
"It was a pretty impressive fancy firework."
"I could do better," Dex said, Keefe could practically see the gears turning in his head of how he could improve on his previous bomb design.
"Well, we don't need fireworks or bombs for tomorrow, so don't worry about that," Keefe said to cut off Dex's possibly explosive ideas.
"But you know what we do need for tomorrow?" Keefe asked, pulling in Dex's attention.
"Hm?"
"You to be awake for the ceremony. So, please, go get some rest."
Dex sighed.
"As you wish."
With a quick kiss on the forehead, Dex turned around on his perch and climbed down the ladder, leaving Keefe to attempt to get some sleep in his own room. Although, Keefe wished Dex could stay in his. One day they would be able to, when the public was more accepting. Perhaps even then they'd have a second, more typical royal wedding. But for now, their midnight garden rendezvous would have to do.
~*~
At exactly 11:05 pm, Keefe began to get ready.
He knew it was exactly 11:05 because he had been watching the clock closer than a little kid on the last day of school before break.
As he struggled to fool with the various buttons on his annoyingly complicated dress coat, he heard a knock at the door.
He cracked the door open, just barely sticking his head out in case it was a nosy servant or something. Luckily, no nosy servants were to be found, and it was merely Elwin at his door.
"I thought I'd swing by," he said, "wanted to make sure you were able to put your pants on by yourself. Figured someone else probably always did it for you."
"Haha, funny," Keefe replied dryly. "But um... I am struggling with my coat."
Elwin chuckled before Keefe further opened the door as an invitation into the room. Elwin began straightening the coat, which Keefe had apparently managed to put on inside out.
"So, how're you feeling?" Elwin asked, still fussing with the devil coat.
"Nervous. Excited. Nervou-cited, I guess."
"Understandable, Huz and I felt about the same."
Huz was Elwin's partner, apparently of quote unquote "A long goddamn time" according to Livvy. He was some kind of doctor too. Keefe didn't know he existed until he was invited to their wedding almost immediately after it was legal.
"And... you're all set!" Elwin said, backing up and looking at the now correctly fastened coat.
"Thanks," Keefe replied, turning around to inspect himself in the mirror. Indeed, the coat looked much more correct now.
Did he have it upside down before?
His confusion was interrupted by Elwin.
"Better?"
"Way," Keefe confirmed.
"Good. I better get going, I need to get ready myself. Tell me if you need any more help, kiddo."
"Thank you, again. I appreciate it. You've always been like a father to the whole castle."
Elwin smiled and looked like he was tearing up a bit before ruffling Keefe's hair.
"Good luck," he said, then leaving the room for Keefe to finish getting ready.
~*~
Their "venue" was beautiful.
Keefe had never seen the Queen's Gardens dressed up quite so nicely.
Orbs of light floated in the sky, a combination of fireflies and the work of Wylie. In the middle of the pond sat the altar, an arch structure covered in vines and blooming flowers, floating on what was more or less a large flat boat. Oralie sat in the centre of the altar as the officiant.
The aisle ran directly through the pond itself, wooden slats temporarily upheld by Sophie and Fitz's telekinesis. On either side of the aisle were fountains created by Linh, moving around the blossoms that sat in the water with the gentle tide.
The light of the precession was covered by a ceiling of darkness made by Tam, false stars sat just under the created sky, they were also made by Wylie.
Most of the rest of their friends had more mundane tasks, Stina's was to organize the reception tables (Keefe had the last minute thought that perhaps they shouldn't have found a type of roses without thorns). The exception being Marella, who would destroy the evidence afterwards, as it was about the closest thing to arson they had this time around.
Keefe stood a few feet from the end of the aisle, Dex by his side, they had decided to walk in together.
Dex took in a deep breath.
"Ready?" Keefe asked.
"As I'll ever be."
Biana started, casting flower petals down the way to form their path, they walked between the very few seats of their guests, containing family and friends that might as well be. The silence was loud, they couldn't afford to be too noisy and had to go musicless. About halfway down, Keefe began to hum the traditional wedding march, earning a few chuckles.
After what felt like both a millisecond and an eternity, they reached the altar.
Anyone who they would've chosen as their "best" whatever was slightly occupied, Sophie and Fitz being their best friends and both still trying to keep the aisle up, so it was just them and Oralie on the floating alter.
"Welcome everyone," she started, "relationships formed by blood and by... certain shared experiences."
She cast a glance out to where everyone who helped with the initial wedding sat, a few people laughed lightly.
"After said experiences, I'm sure no one is particularly interested in a long-winded ceremony, so I'll do my best to keep this short. I believe I can speak for our grooms here and say they're incredibly grateful everyone could come today, and incredibly grateful no one will say a word about this to anyone else, yes?"
The crowd went into nodding and mumbled agreements.
"Fantastic," she continued, "At the previous request of Keefe, I will, quote unquote 'Cut out all that preamble stuff, they already know who we are and that we love each other,' so I shall."
Keefe chuckled, looking down, a bit embarrassed.
"Very quickly, everyone, 2 seconds to object-" no one did "- great, not like last time."
A few more laughs from the crowd.
She turned to address Keefe and Dex.
"Go ahead and hold your grooms hands."
They did. Keefe noticed how lovely Dex looked in the light of the false stars, his coat was green to contrast Keefe's lavender one, a matching carnation pinned on his lapel. For once, he had managed to get by without any smudge of dirt on his smiling face.
"Get your rings prepared"
They both reached into their pockets and pulled out their simple gold bands.
"The grooms have prepared some vows they'll read to each other now. Keefe, you may go first."
He took in a deep breath.
"You have no idea how tempted I am to make this a massive joke, but I've managed to resist and be mostly serious here, so everyone should be proud of me. Dex, I met you at what some may say, and by some I mean me, was the worst point in my life. Although I have to admit there were a few of those. I was... I can't even begin to describe it. Depressed, anxious about the future, but you were a light in that time. If it wasn't for you, I don't even know if I'd be here today. No pressure, or anything."
The last tension relieving bit earned a few laughs from the crowd.
"Most of all, though, I just wanted to say that I love you. More than anything. I can't believe someone so smart and handsome and- and just damn near perfect as far as I'm concerned would want to marry me, but I am so beyond grateful he does. I vow to support you and love you for the rest of my life, you're my world for now and eternity."
Keefe was starting to get a bit teary, Dex was too, as it seemed.
"Dex, go ahead," Oralie said.
"Alright. I have to be honest here, I didn't plan this all too well because I'm not particularly good with words. But I was thinking of everything that led up to us meeting, how much of a chance it was. I suppose I was lucky for having a manager who hated me and made me carry all the pots."
Keefe cracked a little smile along with Dex before he continued.
"Not to mention how many other things could've gone wrong between then and now. I'm just happy that everything worked out. That in a few minutes I'll have a talented, amazing, husband to spend forever with. I vow to love you and help you until we're both so old we don't even remember how we met, until we can love each other publicly and proudly call each other our husband no matter who's listening, until we can spend our days sitting by this pond telling our great-great-great-great-great nieces and nephews that we had to get married in secret, and they don't believe us. I just want to love you for the rest of forever."
Keefe promised himself he wouldn't cry at this part, but that didn't last very long, and he had to wipe away a few escapee tears.
"You may now exchange the rings," Oralie said.
They carefully slipped the rings on each other's fingers, they wouldn't be able to wear them in public, but it was about the thought.
"With the power vested in me, I declare you husband and husband. You may now kiss the groom."
Dex held Keefe's face and Keefe Dex's waist as they joined, perhaps for a few seconds longer than what was "proper". They broke apart to an excited crowd, clapping as loudly as they could spare. Keefe saw a few teary eyes in the crowd, mostly Kesler, Elwin, and Grady, he noticed. Giant softies, the lot of them.
"It is my honor to present for the first time, Mr. and Mr. Dizznee," Oralie announced over the excited guests.
Together they walked back down the aisle and onto solid ground. They were met with hugs and supportive words from their family, and truly, that was what they all were. Family, even if not by blood.
In the middle of the commotion, Amy Foster stood on a chair and cleared her throat, drawing everyone's attention.
She threw her arms up.
"Let's party!"
Cheers showed the crowd's agreement.
~*~
It was maybe an hour into the reception when Keefe finally found a moment of silence to get away.
They had eaten, done the cake cutting, smashed it into each other's faces, all the necessary things. Dex was occupied talking with his family, and though Keefe loved the Dizznee-Ruewens, he needed a moment to get away to talk to someone.
A short walk down a path brought him to the one area in the garden that hadn't been cleaned up, a small section with an overgrown grave right in the middle.
He thought it was only polite to say hello to his mother.
He sat down in front of the headstone.
Here lies former Queen Gisela Sencen
She died as she lived, fighting for what she believed in
Whether it be right or wrong.
"Hey, Mom. I um... I got married today! That was cool. I think you'd like him, you always liked smart people, although now that I think about it, I guess it was for all the wrong reasons. You'd probably try to bring him in to your weird cult-organization thingy. There's some people here I don't think you'd like very much, Prentice and Wylie, it's good you aren't here today, it's a miracle they don't hold a grudge on me for what you did."
He took a minute to collect his thoughts.
"I remember sneaking down here on nights I couldn't sleep, wishing you were still there to tuck me in, and then I'd feel guilty, because you were a murderer. But you were my mom, and if you hadn't screwed up so bad, maybe you still could be. I'm not a little kid who needs his mommy anymore, though. I have my own life. I've found my own family, and I don't need this one now. I think this will be the last time I visit you, Mom.
"Sometimes I wonder if you were like me. If you could ever even love Dad at all. Either way, you fucked up. I know now that I'm not like you, and I won't make the same mistakes you did. So, this is it, sleep well."
He stood up and walked away, not looking back.
~*~
When Keefe got back, everything was just the same, no one seemed to notice his absence at all. Marella and Amy were drinking fizzleberry wine together and bonding, he was sure they'd make a hell of a team, but was also terrified at what they could do together. Bronte was also enjoying the fizzleberry wine, Oralie quiet beside him. Sophie seemed to be hyping herself up in the corner. Biana, Fitz, Tam, and Linh all sat together at a table finishing their desserts. Stina and Maruca had gone off to take a walk through the castle grounds. Dex entertained his family, plus now the Endals and the Hesleges, with his improved fire lighter. Well, his family except the triplets, they may have been grown, but that never stopped their antics. Keefe didn't know where they were, and wasn't sure he wanted to.
Keefe strolled over to Sophie in her natural habitat of looking sick in the corner.
"Back to old habits I see," he said, plopping himself down next to her, "You know, that's a nice suit, it'd suck to get it dirty now."
"Yeah, well, I'm a coward."
"She's going to say yes, Foster. You've been together as long as me and Dex and look at us."
Sophie nodded hard a few times, like she was still convincing herself this was a good idea.
"It's... it's just a matter of doing it, right? Just sucking it up and doing it?"
Keefe nodded.
"Just walk over, say whatever little planned script I'm sure you have, and ask her. I could do it, so can you."
She nodded once more, resolutely this time, before standing up and brushing herself off. She stood still for a just a moment and then began her dragged-out walk to Biana's table. Truly, she could have done it in about 30 seconds, but decided to take a full minute.
In that time, Keefe walked over to Dex (who had gotten a break from entertaining the folks and now stood off to the side) and tapped him on the shoulder, pointing to Sophie.
Eventually she reached her partner. Keefe and Dex tried to subtly move closer to catch what she was saying.
"H-hey, um, Bi, can you come here for a minute."
Biana stood up.
"Sure, what's up?"
"I- um- well with the wedding and everything- and well we've been together so long I um... I was won- well, I was thinking..." she sighed in frustration. Seemingly done with the whole talking thing, she reached into her pocket, pulling out a box and opening the lid.
"Will you marry me?"
Biana put her hand over her mouth, whether in shock or an attempt not to chuckle at Sophie's flubbed attempt at a proposal, Keefe wasn't sure.
"Of course, dearest."
Biana held still only long enough for Sophie to just barely slip the ring onto her finger before she scooped up Sophie into a huge hug-kiss combination. Cheers and claps rang out across the crowd.
Keefe walked up to them.
"I told ya' it'd go well. Also, I call officiant."
"We'll think about it," Biana said dismissively. "Also, you knew? And didn't tell me? Shame on you."
"Didn't want to ruin the surprise. Or face the wrath of Foster."
Biana rolled her eyes as if the wrath of her fiancée was nothing to be afraid of, although it most certainly was.
Keefe backed up to let the horde of friends and family in to talk with them.
"Well, that went better than I thought," Dex said as Keefe approached.
"The wedding or Sophie's speech?"
"All of the above."
"Very true. No one's been caught on fire yet, I'd say it's a win for the evening."
Dex laughed.
"Yes, but it's getting awful late. I think it's about time we all turn in."
"Damn. If we ever get a public wedding, it needs to last longer than this."
Dex shrugged, Keefe knew he was probably tired of being around people for so long.
Keefe grabbed a glass and a fork, standing up on the nearest table and hitting them together to grab everyone's attention.
"Alright folks! That's it for tonight, don't worry, we get to do it all over again in a few months," he said, gesturing towards Biana and Sophie below.
He hopped off the table to begin the cleanup work for everything that wouldn't be burned, namely all the flowers and plates.
The moment he picked up a few glasses, Oralie approached him.
"Oh, you two don't worry about all of this. We'll get it, you guys just go to bed and rest up."
"We can help-"
Oralie cut Dex off.
"No, no, if I had a wedding I wouldn't want to be cleaning up. You all get out of here."
By this point a few more people noticed this and also agreed, to varying levels of politeness, that they should go home. Well, most people were very polite, Amy Foster is an outlier and should not be counted, with her comment of "Go home and make it official, goddammit!" It was at this moment Keefe regretted insisting there should be wine.
Keefe put his hands up in defeat and made his way towards the exit, Dex right behind.
Soon enough they reached the castle, and Keefe realized something.
"Hey, wait, I need to carry you in, don't I?"
"Well, you can, I guess, but couldn't I carry you in, too?"
"Yeah, but you're shorter than me."
"Hardly," Dex said, crossing his arms.
Keefe laughed.
"Okay, let's do rock, paper, scissors, for it," Keefe said, putting his hands in position.
They tried 5 different times, all ties, before Dex came out with a win.
"You cheated," Keefe said immediately.
"How does one cheat in rock, paper, scissors?"
"I don't know, but you found a way."
"Welp, rules are rules," Dex said with a shrug, picking Keefe up and holding him over his shoulder like a fireman as they walked through the doors of the guard-less west wing of the castle.
"You can definitely put me down now," Keefe said, craning his neck up.
"I could, but that's less fun," Dex replied, Keefe could hear the mischievous grin on his face.
"I wanna go to beeeeeed," Keefe said, doing his best imitation of a whiny child and kicking his legs around in the hopes his husband would get tired and perhaps ask for a divorce on the way out, if necessary.
"I'll take you to bed, then."
Unfortunately for Keefe, Dex seemed to get used to his antics from 10 years of being together.
After a horrible trip up the stairs and some awkward door fumbling, Dex put Keefe down, plopping him into bed.
"See? Was that so bad?"
Keefe made a noise that sounded a bit like a dying cow.
"I love you, too. I need to go now, another morning meeting."
Despite the fact that Keefe would very much like to keep complaining, he sat up and grabbed Dex's hand before he could go.
"I love you a lot, you know."
Dex laughed.
"I certainly hope so, you did just legally tie yourself to me for the rest of our lives."
Keefe smiled and pulled Dex into one last kiss before he had to go.
"Goodnight, I'll see you tomorrow, Techmaster."
"Goodnight, Keefe."
With that, his husband was gone out the window.
As he lay in bed, Keefe thought about the future. Being able to stay in the same place as his love without worrying about others finding out. Doing the little things, like having dinner together each night.
A lot of things had changed since they were teens, but two things hadn't. Their love, and their need to hide it.
Still, though, Keefe slept well that night. He dreamed of his husband, his mismatched family of misfits, and the home they'd make together.
He couldn't wait to rebuild this place with them.
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