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#Incorrect Star Wars Quotes
incorrectdisasterlineage · 30 minutes ago
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obi-wan: you didn’t tell me you already got your flying license!
anakin: my what? 
obi-wan: 
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myspacerebels · 48 minutes ago
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Finn: That's ridiculous, Poe doesn't have a crush on me.
Rey: Yes, he does.
Leia: Yes, he does.
Poe: Yes, I do.
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incorrectclonequotes · an hour ago
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Cut: I have no respect for Santa. Don’t sneak in through the chimney and undermine my authority by bringing my family presents. Walk in through the front door and fight me like a man.
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obi-wan: you have to apologize to anakin. 
ahsoka: fine. 
ahsoka: ‘unfuck you’ or whatever 
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marlenverse · 2 hours ago
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Bail Organa, during his first meet with Obi-Wan: People do not agitate me as much as you do.
Obi-Wan Kenobi, who hates politicians and does not trust Bail yet: Yeah? Well, fuck you, Senator. You want to get messy with me, I’ll show you messy.
Padmé Amidala, being the middle person and watching it go down: Master Kenobi! Senator Organa! You’re two are like kids, honestly.
Bail & Obi-Wan, in unison because they both respect her: We’re sorry, Padmé.
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Sinker: I’m not even supposed to be here! I’m just Clone Sergeant #6!
Sinker: I’m expendable! I’m the guy in the episode who dies to prove how serious the situation is!
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Depa: Unlearning the things you never should have learned in the first place can take time, even if you think you should know better.
Depa: Have patience, and be gentle with yourself.
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incorrectclonequotes · 3 hours ago
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Jesse, texting Kix: Hey can you pick me up I’m drunk.
Jesse: Oh you don't have to anymore. I'm home now.
Kix: Yes, I'm aware of that after dropping you off at home.
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miss-alice-evelynn · 3 hours ago
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When the Bad Batch are imprisoned
Wrecker: jail is no fun, I'll tell ya that for nothing
Omega: huh?
Crosshair: you've been in jail before?
Wrecker: yeah, once
Echo: *raises eyebrow*
Wrecker: in monopoly
Tech: there it is
Hunter: *wondering if he got put in the wrong batch*
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Mace: So I’m supposed to let a bunch of dead-eyed white guys shit all over absolutely everything that I stand for?
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dailyswincorrectquotes · 4 hours ago
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Rex: You either buckle down and do your work or you’ll end up at 79s.
Fives: We're going to 79s if I don't do my work?
Rex: NO-
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incorrectclonequotes · 5 hours ago
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Rex, near tears: Please, Fives, I don’t speak meme! I don't know what a 'yeet' is!
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Hobbie Klivian: Let's be more than friends.
Wes Janson: Best friends?
Hobbie Klivian: No, more than that.
Wes Janson: ...Mega best friends?
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Ezra: Hera, there's a monster under my bed! It's the most hideous thing I've ever seen!
Zeb, on the bottom bunk: Why do you hate me?
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Sabine: Can we go out to get ice cream?
Kanan: Did you ask Hera?
Sabine: She said no.
Kanan: Then why did you ask me?
Sabine: She’s not the boss of you.
Kanan, internally: It’s a trap, it’s a trap, it’s a trap.
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Kit: I’ve gotten to know the Senators pretty well because of my job
Kit: If you hear them talking about “that green pain in the ass,” that’s me
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incorrectclonequotes · 7 hours ago
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Boil: Did you buy eggs like I asked?
Waxer: Even better!
Boil: What the fuck did you-
Waxer: *holding up a chicken* Her name is Fluffy.
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incorrectclonequotes · 9 hours ago
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Fives, texting Rex: I'm in ur house I stole a bowl of cereal
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incorrectclonequotes · 11 hours ago
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Bly, writing in his diary with a glitter gel pen: I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There's blood on my hands.
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can-of-pringles · 12 hours ago
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Bounty: Come out here and face me like a man!
Van: *blaster ready to shoot* Uhm my pronouns are they and them.
Bounty: Oh, my bad.
Bounty: Come out here and face me like a person!
Van: Thank you. I really appreciate that. *shoots them in the leg*
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