#Incorrect Star Wars Quotes

[kara-ct]

Anakin : Luke, Leia meet your Uncle Rex!

Rex : What? General! You can't just kidnap random kids!

Anakin : They're mine! I made them myself. Padme helped.

Rex : It's even worse! C-3PO is pretty awful! We don't need another one of your creations!

Anakin : ...

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[soclonely]

Commander Cody: where is the last place you flew?

Captain Rex: off the fucking handle and there's another potential flight on it's way.

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[tattycoram]

Cody: Count Dooku really seems to hate us Obi-wan: Maybe he's homophobic Cody: We're not a couple, General Obi-wan: We're not? Rex: You're not?

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[incorrectstarwarslegendsquotes]

He’s so cute! Why are you so cute? Stop being cute. Fuck you.

Mara Jade, about Luke Skywalker

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[clonememesfrikyeah]

*Somewhere in a galaxy far far away*

Alpha-17: *Lights cigarette and downs the whole thing in one drag.*

Fordo: *watching in disbelief waiting for the cloud*

Alpha-17: *coughs a little*

Fordo: “…Do you exhale?”

Alpha-17: “What’dya mean?”

Fordo: “When you smoke? Do you exhale it?”

Alpha-17: “I don’t understand the question mate.”

Fordo: “Your fucking with me. You do know when you smoke you’re supposed to inhale then exhale it.”

Alpha-17: “That’s just silly.”

Fordo: “So you’re telling me when you smoke you smoke the whole lot without breathing?”

Alpha-17: “That’s how you’re supposed to do it.”

Fordo: “No it isn’t that’s how you fucking die!”

Alpha-17:*laughs* So you’re telling me when you open your canteen you take a sip and spit it out? How else do you quench your thirst?”

Fordo: “Your fucked up, how long ya been smoking for?”

Alpha-17: “Ten years.”

Fordo: “And how old are we?”

Alpha-17: “Bought twelve and a half I’d say.”

Fordo: “…Your gonna fucking die of lung cancer mate. Your gonna get punched in the face with the long dick of cancer!”

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[midnightdjarin]

the batch: *playing hide & seek*

omega: …3,2,1 okay here I- wrecker??

wrecker: *standing behind a tree silently*

crosshair: *sighs* she can see you

wrecker: NO SHE CANT

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[winds-of-notos]

something super stupid i edited i was told to post here. saw the original on the clock app and it just screamed tbb to me lmao

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[chopper-and-ap5]

Maul: Discipline is an incredibly important part of a child's development. When I was a kid, if I did anything childlike - yell, run around, just generally have a zest for life - I would be put in time out. And I would have to reckon with the fact that I had committed a failure of character. And that is how I became the well-adjusted man that stands before you today. Obi-Wan: ...

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[overlord-of-fantasy]

Did you really think that would work?

Eli: Just be careful, Thrawn! Thrawn: *heading out the door* I'm always careful, Eli! Thrawn: It's everything around me that's careless.

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[bisexualvader]

#haven't made a shitpost in so long i need to remind everyone that i am a clown #star wars #luke skywalker #darth vader #anakin skywalker #sw memes #star wars memes #star wars shitpost #return of the jedi #aaphra's stuff #sw crack #incorrect star wars quotes #incorrect quotes

[galactic-empire-incorrect-quotes]

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[incorrectstarwarsquotess]

Anakin, after briefing another one of his insane plans: Thoughts?

Ahsoka: And prayers. Holy shit.

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[mmelolabelle]

➡️incorrect star wars

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[tattycoram]

*Umbara* Fives, greeting Tup: Good morning Fives, greeting Kix: Good morning Fives, greeting Jesse: Good morning Fives, greeting Dogma: Not you, you can choke

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[incorrectstarwarslegendsquotes]

Ben Skywalker: Now say I take one of your skittles. Say I have a sharpie in my hand and I color in the s. I color it in. Do you still eat the skittle? Vestara Khai: Ben, I do the only thing morally acceptable in this situation: I wrap my hands around you and crush your larynx.

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[bbygirl-obi]

obi-wan, screaming at anakin mid battle: ibic cuyir an jorcu be gar!! anakin, sighing: yeah i know cody: when did you learn mando'a????? anakin: i didn't. i just know the phrase "this is all your fault" in every language obi-wan speaks.

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