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#I love these incorrect quotes sm
daily-zombiecleo · 2 years
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random-twst-things · 5 months
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Mc/Y/N/Yuu: How petty can you get?
Idia: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about
Mc/Y/N/Yuu: I FUCKING KNEW IT!! I KNEW IT
Idia: And the things, you'll never know which arguments you would've won
Mc/Y/N/Yuu: DAMNIT! ARE YOU SERIOUS IDIA?!
Idia, very smug and grinning: HEHEHEHE, yes, very much so
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Dividers from @/cafekitsune
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daiwild · 1 year
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the best way to solve art block is by rewatching saiki k for the ten millionth time. confirmed.
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pearlynia · 3 months
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Regulus: I'm cold :(
James: *gives his jacket and cuddles him*
Barty: I'm cold
Evan: then freeze.
Barty:
Evan:
Evan: *lights a chair on fire*
Barty: :D
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Price: you know those things will kill you, right?
Soap, playing with knifes: that’s the point
Ghost, smoking a cigarette: we’re trying to speed up the process
Gaz: *nods while eating raw cookie dough*
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marvelomadness06 · 1 year
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James: Regulus, I love-
Regulus: no.
James: what do you mean no?
Regulus: If you say that you love me, I will have to face the very complex, stupidly emotional feelings I have for you and it is far too early in the week for me to stop repressing and have an epiphany.
Remus: *nodding* makes sense.
Barty: yeah, he’s not due for an emotional breakdown over his feelings till at least Friday
Sirius: it’s just what mother always said: Yes Repress, No Stress
James: …what?
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Lenore : *currently dealing with Montressor, ada in her spectre form, going through her worst fear, fighting people*
Pluto in the back beating the shit out of will with a crowbar: JUSTICE FOR DUKE MOTHER FUCKERS!!! *hits him again*
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deserthusbands · 22 days
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cody, laying on obi-wans bed, the latter in which has been fast asleep in his arms up until this point: well, look who's finally awake. how was your sleep?
obi-wan, yawning and squinting at cody: actually, i slept rather well, thank you dear. but i do think it's time for me to get up.
an attempt is made, but cody only pulls him closer.
cody: oh, no. you look like you could use a few more moments of rest.
obi-wan: i appreciate your concern, cody, but duty calls. there are things that must be done.
cody: just a few more minutes, cyare.. i promise i'll let you go soon.
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aizawa as my mom's random outbursts
aizawa: up your fucking ass thats what
shinsou: woAh
aizawa: OH HITOSHI HELLO
shinsou: HI?
aizawa: I DIDNT KNOW YOU WERE HOME HI BABY
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eri: daddy shinsou hit me
shinsou, who hasnt moved for the past 20 minutes: HUH?
aizawa: *puts eri in a blanket*
shinsou: UHM??
aizawa: *picks her up and throws her on the beanbag*
aizawa: lets see hitoshi hit that
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aizawa: oh shit i just ran like three red lights thats probably not good
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aizawa: uh oh here comes some jackoff subaru tryna cut me off
hizashi: please dont rear-end them i still havent recovered from the last time you rear-ended a dumb driver
the rest of the ua staff in the back of the car:
snipe: time for me to get out the car
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aizawa: what the fuck is he doing
hizashi: its a random crackhead only god knows what
aizawa: itd be real damn funny if he ran into the road
shinsou: daddy STOP
eri: yeah thats not nice!
aizawa: well his face aint nice but i still have to look at it
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aizawa, reading the name of nemuris rice cooker: cuckoo...
nemuri: whats wrong with it >:(
aizawa, just randomly(?): CACAW
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masterlist <3
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Sophie: "You look tired" well, the torment is relentless and the horrors never cease.
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Achilles: Change is inedible.
Patroclus: Don't you mean inevitable?
Achilles, spitting out coins: No, I did not.
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starla9bells · 2 years
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Sirius, bored: i need to feel something
Sirius: Remus can you say something that will piss me off?
Remus: James will deflower your brother on their wedding night if he hasn't already
Sirius, getting up wand in hand: yup that'll do it
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moonytoastx · 1 year
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Barty, barging into the dorms: *hits James with a calculator*
Barty: "Bet you weren't counting on that."
[15 mins later]
Regulus: *has the house members lined up against the wall as James and Barty stand next to him*
Regulus: "Alright, who told Crouch to do this?"
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number1abbasupporter · 9 months
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Lily: *spins the bottle and it lands on Regulus*
Sirius: uh no absolutely not
Regulus, smirking: not like it’ll be the first time
Everyone:
Sirius: what?!
Lily: ask James, he can confirm
James:
Sirius: James, what is she talking about?
Regulus: *kisses Lily then kisses James*
James, whispering: we might all be dating
Sirius: WHAT
Peter, turning to Remus: 2 galleons
Remus, rolling his eyes: whatever
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