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[norwegian-trickster-god]

If I get this post to 2.3k notes before February CHRISTMAS (maybe extended) I’ll reveal a secret identity

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[the-great-gullon-incident]

Sophie: Dex, hack into their cameras. Dex: Oh sure, let me just load my "tap into every security camera in the lost cities" app. Dex: *taps the screen* Dex: I’m sorry if that sounded like sarcasm. It wasn’t. I am in.

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[moondust-on-the-hijabi]

Fintan: What’s up? I’m back. Sophie: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead Fintan: Death is a social construct.

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[rayniscatstatue]

Fitz: Gatekeep, Girlboss, and what’s the other one again?

Sophie: There isn’t another one, your just crazy

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[crymeariveronceagain]

6 year old Keefe, in tears: HE CALLED ME THE B WORD! 6 year old Tam: Motherfucker doesn't start with a B! Elwin: *chokes on air*

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[thelordhunkyhair]

Sophie: I can’t believe you live nearby, and you won’t let anyone crash at your place.

Tam: You people already know too much about me.

Keefe: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won’t let any of us crash at your place.

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[iliveinyourceiling65]

Kotlc incorrect quotes

Keefe: If Bianca and I were drowning, who would you save? Fitz: You two can’t swim? Bianca: It’s a hypothetical question, Fitz! who would you save? Fitz: my time and effort.

Sophie: Can you please be serious for five minutes?  Keefe: My record is four, but I think I can do it.

Sophie: I’m going to defeat you with the power of friendship! ... And this knife I found.

Sophie: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast? Fitz: Several traffic violations. Biana: Three counts of resisting arrest. Keefe: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks. Dex: Also, that’s not our car.

Keefe: How did none of you hear what I just said?  Biana: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.  Sophie: I got distracted about halfway through.  Tam: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

Biana: If you can’t beat them, dress better than them

Fitz: This is such a bad idea. Keefe: Then why are you coming along? Fitz: One of us needs to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

Sophie: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends. Dex: ... Your what? Sophie: My friends. Fitz: Is she saying “friends”? Keefe: I think She’s being sarcastic. Biana: No, no, no, this is delirium, She’s cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Sophie! All of your friends are in this room. Sophie: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task. I complete tasks.

Della: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?  Fitz: Have everyone stand.  Biana: Bring three more chairs!  Alden: The most important ones can sit down.  Alvar: Kill three

Keefe: Well, well, well... if it isn’t my old friend: the dawning realization that I fucked up bad.

Sophie: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait. Dex: You and me!!! Sophie, tearing up: Okay.

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[drama-llamaaa]

Sophie: Hey, wanna help me commit arson? Biana: What the hell!? Sophie: Oh, sorry, my bad. Sophie, whispering: Wanna help me commit arson? Biana, whispering: Of course. What do you need?

#…anyone up to commit arson with me? #I’ve been having this #Strong urge to set things on fire lately #keeper of the lost cities #kotlc #sophie foster #kotlc sophie #biana vacker #kitlc biana #kotlc incorrect quotes

[findmewheretheseameetsthesky]

Sophie : I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.

Keefe: It’s not a joke.

Keefe: *sniffles*

Keefe: I’m a legit snack

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[sparkles-make-anything-better]

Kotlc characters as things I’ve heard at school

Sophie: I don’t have a break until November of next year don’t even

Keefe: Just because m&ms on a bacon bagel LOOKS crazy doesn’t mean it actually tastes bad

Biana: That mannequin head is in her slay era 💅🏻

Dex: I cannot stress this enough, Homer was *not* a Swiftie

Fitz: BRB gonna go cry over something that will never happen

Gisela: 🥺 pick me. Choose me. Commit atrocities with me.

#These are obviously not all of them #But I thought it was funny #No hate to any of the characters lol #Only love #kotlc biana #kotlc #keeper of the lost cities #fitz kotlc #keefe sencen #kotlc incorrect quotes #kotlc gisela #kotlc dex #kotlc sophie

[kale-of-the-forbidden-cities]

Sophie: Come on Sandor, trust me- Sandor: With all due respect, Miss Foster, I trust you as far as I can throw you. Sandor: Which is only a few meters. Ro: Well, I trust Blondie as far as I can throw her. And I could throw her way further than you.

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[swans-chirping-in-the-distance]

Keefe, throwing a pokeball at Sophie: Sophie, I choose you!

Sophie, not looking up from her book: You need an Ultra Ball to catch this Legendary Pokémon.

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[the-great-gullon-incident]

Things we could’ve heard Sophie say if Fitz had taken a couple more years to find her:

“You mean like EUGENICS?!”

“Oh sweet caffeine, how I’ve missed you.” (While lost in Paris)

“Hah, you think my sleep schedule is bad now. Wait until you hear about finals week during my time at college.”

“How has no one invented gunpowder yet?”

Fitz: You’re an elf!

Sophie: Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

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[moondust-on-the-hijabi]

Mr. Forkle: What state do you live in? Sophie: Constant anxiety. Keefe: Denial. Fitz: Perfection. Marella: NEW YORK!

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[rayniscatstatue]

Sophie: Can I punch him?

Keefe: If you do, I’ll punch him too

Fitz: No one is punching anyone

Sophie: But I wanna punch him

Keefe: Let her punch him

Fitz: Such a bummer I’m not letting you punch him, bye I have class

Sophie: Rude

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[norwegian-trickster-god]

I have made a terrible mistake.

I gave sophie and marella hair dye.

i'm scared.

they're probably going to put it in my hair when im asleep.

please send help.

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