#the disastrous life of saiki k
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about saiki kusuo...
he's a leo.
he's incredibly tidy. if his parents leave the house in a mess, he'll complain but proceed to deep-clean it anyways.
he's a stickler for other people's safety. if he notices someone's shoelace is untied, he'll tie it for them, regardless of the circumstances (ie. smack-dab in the middle of a sports game)
on another note, he seems to have a fixation with tying people's shoelaces for them.
he's weak for sweets in general, not just coffee jelly. sweet tooth saiki!
he has a huge soft spot for kids. this probably stems from his failed childhood friendship with akechi.
he's scared of bugs because he can't read their minds. this implies that powerless!saiki might be a lot shyer, more anxious, and even pricklier, since he doesn't know what anybody's thinking.
he's totally a mama's boy. he learned his moral compass from her, does whatever she wants, believes he was born an esper to protect her, etc.
also, the notorious zebra print blazer was because of his mom.
he's so much of a people-pleaser that he'll sacrifice his desire for anonymity and normalcy; he'll insert himself into situations, stalk people, and use his powers even if it means the spotlight will fall on him.
not only is he a people-pleaser, he's a drama queen. he'd rather concoct elaborate plans to avoid somebody instead of simply rejecting them.
he's a one piece fan.
his favorite arcade game used to be whack-a-mole, and he thought destroying all the moles meant he'd won. he was banned because of this.
his glasses are colored glasses from his childhood toy box. wording implies that he's been wearing this same pair his whole life.
he likes baking/cooking, mostly because he gets to eat the sweets that he made. (househusband saiki... heh.)
he smiled a lot more freely as a kid. when he wasn't wearing a dazed expression, he looked like quite the cheerful child.
he helps kaido out with classwork by simply handing him his own work.
he rarely gets sick, and when he does he can cure himself by turning his body into an inferno through pyrokinesis. however, this means he knows next to nothing about medicine.
similarly, he's tragically naïve about the internet.
he's good at singing and likes karaoke (preferably singing by himself).
like kaido, he gets seasick. however, he fervently denies this. he seems to think himself impervious of the maladies regular people suffer from.
he has a bit of a girly run.
he likes using takahashi as a joke. "it's everyone's favorite, takahashi." he also hates takahashi because of his strong resemblance to akechi's childhood bully, takashi.
he likes hot baths.
when he walks home from school, he follows this routine: he stops at the convenience store, picks up coffee jelly, puts it back on the shelf, then continues home. ...incredible. he seems incapable of not staring at any nearby coffee jelly.
he may be willing to downplay his smarts/talents to avoid trouble, but he'll get competitive when he's with akechi or kusuke.
he's hesitant to cause his friends any harm, but will freely maim toritsuka, so long as the damage is immediately reversed.
he won't hesitate with kusuke, though.
lastly, and most importantly:
he's a cutie patootie <3
#last pic courtesy of saikbot on twitter!!!!#had to clear this outta my notes app#source: i divined it in a dream#just kidding this is all random tidbits i picked up while blazing through the manga#enjoy saiki stans#saiki k#saiki kusuo#the disastrous life of saiki k#saiki kusou no psi nan
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A Not-So-Disastrous Romance (Book 1) Chapter One
Kusuo Saiki x Reader
Chapter One: Girl Problems and Beach Woes
Summary: Saiki tries to avoid Yumehara since she has a crush on him and gets dragged to the beach.
“How do you get a girl to stop liking you?”
“I thought Teruhashi was just confused about how you don’t react to her,” said (Y/N). They weren’t offput by the sudden conversation. Saiki wasn’t one to beat around the bush. And, hey, it was nice to have people get straight to the point.
“It’s someone else.”
“Well, aren’t you popular!” teased (Y/N).
Saiki gave them a look. “I don’t want to be.”
“Alright, I understand,” said (Y/N). “The best way to get a girl to stop liking you is to stop giving her hope, get her a different guy, or get a partner yourself. However, there are some girls who will never lose hope. In that case, it’s pointless to do anything. Only time would solve that one.”
“So if her attempts to flirt with me or get to know me don’t work, she might lose interest?”
“Yeah, unless she’s a determined one.” (Y/N) shrugged.
I already know what Yumehara is planning, but I can’t let (Y/N) know since it wouldn’t be normal. “What might a girl do?” asked Saiki.
“Hmm, she’ll probably use classic tropes like bumping into you from around a corner. She might ‘drop’ books or papers to make sure you have a reason to stick around,” explained (Y/N), “She might use a slight variation of that by dropping something of hers by you and pretending not to notice.” They smiled. “Those are some of the common ones, at least.”
“Alright,” said Saiki.
“Good luck!” said (Y/N).
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The day had ended, and (Y/N) stood out in the rain. The students passed by them with umbrellas, but (Y/N) paid them no mind. The downpour was rejuvenating. It made them feel alive. They spun around, feeling the rain on their skin. Was it a little manic-pixie-dream-person? Sure. But it was also “Singing in the Rain,” which is classy and not a terrible cliché.
Yare yare. They’re going to get sick from that.
They held their arms out wide, tilting their head to the sky and closing their eyes. At that exact moment, a beam of light struck the sky. A circle of light fell down, hitting (Y/N) at just the right angle. They seemed to glow.
If someone saw them, maybe they’d say “oh, wow.” If.
The moment ended as the sky cleared, and Saiki teleported down, walking out to where (Y/N) was waiting.
“Hey, Saiki, solve your problem?” asked (Y/N), pushing their damp hair back.
“You look like that and you’re asking about me?” Saiki deadpanned more than usual.
“What’s life without a bit of romance?”
“What does dancing in the rain have to do with being in a relationship with someone?” questioned Saiki.
“Romance is also about the feeling of excitement and separation from the everyday,” said (Y/N), smiling. “I like to enjoy the little things in life. Some people like to be serious—” they grinned at him teasingly “—but I like a little fun. And anyways, you haven’t told me whether or not you solved your problem!”
Saiki looked back to where Yumehara was standing under an umbrella with a boy and blushing. He could hear her thoughts, and she was already into the new guy (although Saiki was slightly insulted about how easily she got over him). “Yeah, it all worked out in the end.”
(Y/N) followed the pink-haired boy’s gaze and saw the pair. They found it strange that the pair were under an umbrella since it was sunny outside now, but it was sweet all the same. “Aw, what a nice ending. She has happiness, and you have one less bother.”
“Finally.”
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A couple days later, (Y/N) headed over to Saiki’s. They were bored, planned to go to the beach, and wanted someone to go with. Coincidentally, Nendou had the same idea and was going to Saiki’s house. Together, they knocked on the door.
Yare yare. I can’t read either of their minds, so I didn’t realize it was them before opening the door. Saiki sighed inwardly.
“Hey, pal!” said Nendou, “Let’s go to the beach!”
“It’s so sunny and beautiful! You can waste tomorrow inside,” said (Y/N), knowing exactly what Saiki was up to. They put their hands on their hips and grinned. In their pink swim-shorts and white swim shirt, they weren’t very threatening.
“A-a-are they Kuu’s friends?” asked Mrs. Saiki in complete shock.
“He’s not my friend.” Then, realizing what he forgot, Saiki added, “Neither are they.”
“Wahh! This is the first time any of Kuu’s friends have come to our house to visit.” Mrs. Saiki was nearly in tears. “I’m so happy!”
“We’re best friends,” declared (Y/N) proudly, and Saiki deadpanned.
“To think that Kuu has finally gotten a best friend!” Mrs. Saiki dabbed at her eyes.
“Hey, pal, I didn’t know you had a big sister,” said Nendou.
“He thought I was his big sister! I’m so happy!” Tears continued streaming down Saiki’s mother’s face.
“Just how many times are you going to make my mom cry?” asked Saiki.
“Yeah, I’m starting to feel kinda bad, even if they are happy tears,” admitted (Y/N).
“What? What? You’re his mom?” Nendou was surprised. “Me and pinky here are off to the beach and came to ask him to join us.”
“Why am I pinky?” wondered (Y/N).
“You wear a lot of pink,” said Saiki matter-of-factly.
“Oh, that sounds nice,” commented Mrs. Saiki happily.
“Obviously, I’m not going. I’ll spare myself the pain,” said Saiki.
His mother suddenly had a scary look on her face. “Your friends went to all the trouble to come and get you. You’re going to the beach, Kusuo.”
“Oh,” said Saiki. He wasn’t going to argue with her. He may be a psychic, but she was still his mom and quite intimidating at times.
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They had arrived at the beach finally. Along the way, the group had picked up Kaidou as well, who was now being teased by Nendou since he didn’t want to get in the water (it seemed he couldn’t swim, though he denied this).
Saiki sat down on his beach towel. (Y/N) spread theirs out beside him. They lay back and closed their eyes, basking in the sun’s warmth. A nice moment of peace was just what they needed before they started swimming.
“Kaidou’s drowning.”
“Huh?!” They sat up suddenly, and sure enough, Kaidou was floundering on his back in three inches of water. (Y/N) breathed a sigh of relief. “You almost gave me a heart attack, Saiki!”
“I’ll save you!” came an energetic cry. A lifeguard dove into the water, sliding on his stomach because it was shallow. Unfortunately, his swimsuit got stuck in the sand, revealing his bare bottom. It was, of course, Hairo.
“Oh, it’s you, Hairo!” said Nendou.
“Great job, Hairo!” cheered (Y/N).
“Why are you congratulating him? Kaidou wasn’t in danger.”
“Because it’s nice,” answered (Y/N). They were there to encourage their friend.
“Oh, Nendou, (Y/N)! You, too, Saiki?” commented Hairo.
Saiki didn’t answer. He was too busy reading.
“What’re you doing here?” asked Nendou after they were out of the water.
“I volunteer as a lifeguard,” explained Hairo.
“Ahhh! I’m drowning!” screamed a swimmer.
“I’m coming!” yelled Hairo. He dove into the water and swam out to sea.
“Volunteering when it’s this hot? That’s amazing,” said Nendou. “Hey, pal, pinky, aren’t you guys gonna swim?”
“Just forget I’m here,” said Saiki, not looking up from his book.
“I might in a moment,” said (Y/N), smiling.
The tall boy looked disheartened until spying a group of girls. “Okay, then!” He put on shades. “I’ll go hit on girls.”
“Do you have any idea what you’re saying?” commented Saiki.
“He lost interest in swimming pretty quickly,” said (Y/N), amused.
“Hey, have you ever looked in a mirror?” cried Kaidou from behind Nendou, “Why don’t you try walking on walker?! You have better odds of pulling that off!”
“Tsk, tsk, tsk. Guys’ looks aren’t important.” Nendou gave a confident thumbs-up. “It’s all about attitude.”
While Nendou walked off and was (inevitably) rejected by multiple girls, (Y/N) turned to Saiki.
“Sorry you got dragged here,” said (Y/N).
“Weren’t you the one who invited me?” questioned Saiki.
“Well, yeah…” (Y/N) rubbed the back of their head sheepishly. “But I wanted you to come by choice. I didn’t expect your mom to be so scary.” They smiled at the pink-haired boy. “So anyways, feel free to stay here and read. If you need me, I’ll be swimming.” They stood up and headed towards the water.
“Yare yare. The other idiots are just going to come bother me, so I’ll join you.” He glanced over to where Nendou was chasing after girls. “And I don’t want people to think I’m with him.” He took off his jacket and t-shirt, stole Nendou’s floatie, and began walking to the water.
“That’s fair,” admitted (Y/N), cringing at poor, clueless Nendou.
Soon enough, the pair were swimming in the ocean. No words were needed; both enjoyed the soft sounds of the waves (Saiki was plagued by people’s thoughts, however). Saiki decided to give (Y/N) a turn in the floatie so they could relax their muscles from swimming (and so he could swim down to the bottom of the ocean to try to avoid thoughts). (Y/N) was bobbing on the waves watching the shore, not paying attention to Saiki, when something caught their attention. A young girl seemed to be floundering in the waves.
“Is that girl in trouble?” they wondered, concerned and stressed now. There was no response. “Saiki?” They frowned and turned to where their friend should be, but he was gone. Worried for the girl, (Y/N) left the floatie and began to swim over. They tried to drag the device behind them, but it was cumbersome and slowed them down. They let it go and swam to the girl, who was already sinking. (Y/N) held their breath and dove under. They dragged the girl to the surface, gasping for air. Struggling to support the unconscious woman, (Y/N) started to pull her to the shore.
Luckily, Nendou, already carrying Kaidou, arrived and helped hold the girl. “All right!” said Nendou. “You doin’ good, pinky?”
“I’m fine,” panted (Y/N), relieved to have some of the weight lifted from them.
“Hey! What happened?” asked Hairo, swimming up to them energetically.
“Oh, Hairo! Great timing,” said (Y/N).
“Give us a hand!” said Nendou.
“Sure, I’ll h—Ahh! My leg’s cramped!” Hairo began to fall below the waves.
Oh, boy. (Y/N) sighed and pulled Hairo up. They and Nendou were now holding up three people between them.
“You, too?! Geez,” said Nendou.
“Sorry,” mumbled Hairo.
“It’s fine, let’s just hurry to shore,” said (Y/N).
Yare yare. They’re so high maintenance. Saiki swam up from underneath them.
“This is too much for you guys! Let go of me!” said Hairo.
“Shut up!” said Nendou, but he was starting to fall underwater.
(Y/N) wasn’t fairing much better. They had already been swimming for a while before doing this, so they were exhausted. “Crap…!” They fell below the waves with Nendou and the others. Nendou grabbed them, but they continued to sink. Suddenly, they were lifted above the waves. (Y/N) felt something was support them from below.
“A-Are you standing on water?” gasped Hairo.
No, I’m holding them up, thought Saiki. He began carrying them to shore but made it appear like Nendou was running across the waves.
“See? Didn’t I tell you that you could pick up walking on water faster than you could pick up girls?” said Kaidou.
Just as they were about to the shore, (Y/N) slipped from Nendou’s grasp and fell into the water. Nendou was close enough to walk everybody to the beach, so Saiki let go of him. He dove deeper into the water and grabbed (Y/N)’s wrist, pulling them up with him. Calmly, he carried them out of the water and put them down on the beach gently. (Y/N) coughed up water but seemed unharmed.
“Are you okay?” asked Saiki.
“I’ll feel better after some rest,” said (Y/N), smiling. “Thank you for saving me.”
Saiki sighed. It seemed to be a sound of exasperation, but it was really a sound of relief. He didn’t like his friends (acknowledged or not) being hurt. “It’s getting late. Let’s go.”
(Y/N) grinned at him. “Good idea.” They decided not to harp on Saiki helping them. They’d not tease him like that.
Saiki and (Y/N) gathered up their stuff and began walking back with Nendou and Kaidou, who had been talking to the girl who was saved.
“Knowing you, I thought you’d demand something in return for saving you,” said Kaidou to Nendou.
“Humph, I wouldn’t do something so lame,” said Nendou, “Of course, if she fell in love with me, well, I guess I’d have to live with it, right?”
(Y/N) sweat-dropped but was amused at their dramatic expressions. They doubted that in particular would happen. After all, just saving someone’s life wouldn’t make them fall in love. That being said, it was a rather nice thing to do.
And I guess it is a nice fantasy, thought (Y/N). And being saved by Saiki was fun, like a fairytale.
…Huh? That was a new thought.
“That won’t happen,” said Kaidou.
“What’d you say?!” demanded Nendou.
(Y/N) began laughing at their antics. They could put those thoughts on the backburner.
“You never got thanked by that girl, aren’t you upset that Nendou gets the recognition?” asked Saiki.
Huh, I thought he wasn’t around when that happened… thought (Y/N). They shrugged. “She was saved. That’s all that matters, right? I imagine that if you were saving people you wouldn’t care about recognition.”
Saiki blinked. Am I sure they aren’t a psychic?
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Saw this post and immediately thought of them
#saiki k#my art#saiki no psi nan#tdlosk#the disastrous life of saiki k#saiki kusuo#reita toritsuka#aiura mikoto#psychic trio my beloveds...#1k
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s2 e8 of saiki k. saiki reveals that ever since he time traveled to the past and accidentally messed up the timeline in an earlier episode, he's been getting stuck in time loops. it's implied that this is caused by saiki's own anxieties, as clearing his head breaks him out of these loops. immediately after this is revealed, nendou almost dies violently, barely being saved by saiki's powers at the last second. time loops. saiki watches nendou die violently in front of him 16,785 times before breaking the loop by dissociating so heavily that he manages to save nendou without consciously thinking about it. this is entirely played as a gag and is never mentioned ever again.
#WHY IS THIS ANIME A FUCKING HORROR SHOW. WTF WAS THAT.#i entirely forgot this happened until i reached it in my rewatch rn WHAT THE HELL#saiki k#tdlosk#the disastrous life of saiki k#saiki kusuo
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HIII SO I JUST THOUGHT OF THIS NOW WHILE REWATCHING SAIKI K
on one episode saiki gets stiff shoulders and has trouble with relieving it even with an ice pick or a iron pole right? so i thought what if his s/o massages his shoulders gently and his stiff shoulders are gone???? it'd be rlly nice if u could write that!!
tysm!!
★ those blessed hands!!
summary: he has stiff shoulders, you almost know how to do massages.
cw: physical proximity, physical touch🤕
earlier today, saiki had complained about his shoulder pain due to his uncomfortably-straight posture.
you, as a thoughtful lover, figured you might as well help him out with it.
you got him ice packs, didn't work.
now, you tried different things, an iron pole, making him lay on back resting positions..
didn't work.
now there he was, sat in between your legs, back facing you as your hands roamed his shoulders, skillful fingers reaching for his muscles as you pressed down on them, hard.
the boy would melt into the touch, and you could almost see flowers and sparkles around his figure as he sighed softly into the touch.
you kept on massaging his shoulders,
"is that better?"
there's a small pause,
"yeah."
as you continue on, he nearly falls asleep.
"I don't even know what the fuck I'm doing", you thought.
concerning.
#🥢% writing#saiki kusuo x reader#saiki k#the disastrous life of saiki k x reader#saiki k x reader#saiki x reader#the disastrous life of saiki k#saiki no psi nan#kusuo x reader#kusuo saiki x reader
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The main Saiki friendgroup and pk psychics are mostly seperate group right? And Saiki acts deferently with both of them so what happened is someone from the main friendgroup (like Kaidou or sth) witnesses some "weird" Saiki behavior? Like Saiki being more sarcastic and mean or even violent thowards Toritsuka, while hanging out with him. Or he hears Saiki calmly saying "kill yourself" and he's shocked that Saiki, who is so nice and calm could say something like that, even to the germ. Or Teruhashi overhears a conversation between Aiura and Toritsuka that goes like: "Yo wheres Saiki" "oh he's stalking that guy again" "again? Damn he needs to leave that poor guy alone" and she's like "what? Stalking? I never thought Saiki was like that". Or the groups combine and they’re playing "who is the most likely to..." and there’s a question like "whos most likely to tell you to kill yourself/beat someone up" and the psychickers are automaticaly like "Saiki" "Saiki-san" "Kusuo" and everyone else questions if they even know him.
#ofc it's in comedy setting but yk#the other#the meaner side of saiki#toritsuka reita#saiki kusuo#aiura mikoto#akechi touma#teruhashi kokomi#shun kaidou#the disastrous life of saiki k#saiki k
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he would 100% use his restoring powers once the paint chips
#and teruhashi would find out and be like?????#i can repaint it for u yk??#saiki no psi nan#saiki kusou no psi nan#emerart#saiki fanart#saiki k#saiki kusuo#the disastrous life of saiki k#saiki kusuo no psi nan#saiki x teruhashi#saiteru#terusai#teruhashi kokomi#teruhashi fanart#saiki k fanart
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[image description: a ten page comic starring saiki kusuo from the disastrous life of saiki k and anya forger from spy x family.
1: a shot of the both of them walking. They are talking with telepathy.
2: anya, telepathically: do all telepaths have pink hair?
saiki, telepathically: no
anya: oh… are you a spy?! (Next to this thought is a drawing of loid forger)
saiki: no.
anya: an assassin?! (next to this thought is a drawing of yor forger)
saiki: hey, aren’t these your parents?
anya hesitates to answer.
3: saiki: I… am a normal high school student.
anya: what?! how?! You have telepathy! your life has to be exciting!
saiki: I prefer when it’s not. I don’t like telling people that I’m an esper.
4: anya think about this for a moment, before going wide eyed.
anya: does that mean you have to kill me?!
saiki: what? no?
5: saiki: why would I have to kill you.
anya: because i know about your telepathy?
saiki: watch other cartoons
anya, looking shocked: How- it’s not from a cartoon. (She is thinking of a cartoon, where someone says “you found out my secret! Die!”)
saiki: you’re replaying the episode in your head right now.
6: saiki: it seems like a better show than cyborg ciderman no. 2 at least.
anya: cyborg ciderman?
saiki: don’t watch that either.
anya: if you don’t like telling people about it (his telepathy)… do some people already know?
7: saiki thinks of his mom, aiura, toritsuka, and akechi.
saiki: a couple classmates, my family. some found out on their own.
Anya: how did it go?
8: saiki: maybe a little too well. they never stop bugging me now.
anya: really?
saiki: really.
anya looks shocked, then says: I haven’t told anyone.
saiki: you don’t have to
anya: i know, but…
9: a shot of both of them walking, this time in silence.
10: saiki: hey, if you haven’t told anyone, did you make your psychic limiters yourself?
anya: what are psychic limiters?
saiki: the cones one your head?
anya: heh. ive fooled you. These are just hair pins!
saiki: why do they look like that.
anya: I don’t know
End ID]
psiprise encounter
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i had a dream and i thought this was funny.
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Lineart bc I dont want 2 color 😔
#my art#art#saiki#saiki kusuo no psi nan#kusuo saiki#saiki k fanart#saiki k#the disastrous life of saiki k
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me and my fuckass son who beams words into my head
#mimi draws sometimes#he definitely went ''i love you mom'' and she paused everything to take a pic#i love kurumi sorry not sorry#i adore her actually#saiki k#saiki no psi nan#kusuo saiki#saiki kusuo#disastrous life of saiki k#saiki#kusuo#saiki kusou no psi nan#the disastrous life of saiki k#saiki kusuo no ψ nan#saiki fanart#the disaster of psi kusuo saiki#tdlosk
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Hairo needs attention too!!
+ What happened with him earlier :"))
#hairo kineshi#saiki#kusuo saiki#saiki kusuo#saiki k#saiki kusou no psi nan#saiki fanart#the disastrous life of saiki k#art#anime fanart#fanart#anime art#anime
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saiki having single dad energy + kaido being kaido
#saiki k#the disastrous life of saiki k#tdlosk#saiki kusuo#kaido shun#kuboyasu aren#saiki no psi nan#fanart#my art#art#yuuta iridatsu
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to be fair she is achieving it
#she's so funny to me#my art#saiki k#saiki no psi nan#tdlosk#the disastrous life of saiki k#teruhashi kokomi#1k
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