this makes no sense but i feel like hobie is just one of those people that have the craziest things happen to him and he's so casual about it for some reason ?
like one day he'll be with his friends, all drinking and laughing and updating each other on the happenings of their life. and he's like "yeah actually a fucking baby got dropped off at my doorstep the other day. took 'em in. sorta a dad now" and he just downs the rest of his drink and slams the glass against the bar and orders another round like he didn't just graze over the most outlandish story.