Fernando: Dear, Santa
Fernando: I'm writing to let you know I've been naughty
Fernando: And it was worth it, judgemental bastard
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MY FRIEND SENT ME THIS IM DYING
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the masterlist.
please find below all the parts to this little fic we've got going on here. updates every sunday. hopefully.
-- summary: the story of how the naive australian rookie befriended the gym junkie F1 hospitality worker with the shoe collection - and inadvertently broke the grid's most treasured and unspoken rule: you don't go for y/n.
-- pairing/s: carlos sainz x y/n, daniel ricciardo x y/n, lots of paddock friendships
-- genre: multi chaptered fic
-- author note: have fun?
P1 / bulgarian split squats
P2 / hamstring and piriformis stretches
P3 / stairmaster endurance
P4 / L-sits and pull-ups
taglist:
@eugene-emt-roe @spookystitchery @vicurious28 @taytaylala12 @c-losur3 @hiireadstuff @samantha-chicago @fionaschicken @casperlikej @bookstore-of-dreams @itsjustkhaos @sam-is-lost @laneyspaulding19 @formula1mount @bokutos-babyowl @stampiej @alilcloudy
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Ferrari is literally a retirement home for ex-wdc winners.
Why do they all go to die there? Have you seen the state of that team?
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mew :3
I told you we needed more glitter.
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Some F1 theories that could be true or maybe not (or maybe yes馃憖)
Charles Leclerc is cursed for real, someone casted a curse on him
There is a plot against Carlos Sainz JR
Fernando Alonso is 100 yo and also immortal
Max Verstappen is a synthetic creature made in lab to achieve the perfect driver who is a lot superior to every other human drivers
James Vowles and Toto Wolff are the same person
Checo Perez has two personalities, one that is a really bad driver and the other who is a really good driver, you never know at first sight which one are you looking at
Nico Hulkenberg is actually the older brother of Kevin Magnussen
There is an electrical device in Norris' car that gives him a shock every time he is 1st, so he can't stay on that position too long and can't even finish a race as 1st
Nyck De Vries never existed, it was just part of your imagination
Yuki Tsunoda secretly (but not so secretly) hates every teammate he gets and does everything to make them fail
Daniel Ricciardo never stops smiling, you never saw him not smiling
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