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keepthedelta · 3 months

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i just want to say this now, before anything is confirmed either way. that if fernando alonso ends up replacing lewis at mercedes i will never need to have sex again because nothing will ever be as erotic to me as fernando psychologically torturing toto wolff

#fernando #this one's just for me

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norrisleclercf1 · 5 months

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https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSNHWgDf9/

this with girldad!Fernando if he ever shave his beard and his baby's reaction is exactly like the one on the video.

Even though she was a dadddy's girl, she instantly wanted her mother instead because the baby didn't recognize Fernando 😂.

A/N: Listen even I would react this way if this man ever shaved his beard. Because that's all I've seen him with is his beard

"No, why?" You whine seeing the shaving cream and the razor in your husband's hand. Fernando looks up and chuckles seeing your pout.

"Because I'm tired of it honestly. Besides I think the fans would lose it seeing my face without a beard again." He laughs, like the maniac he is. "Fernando, how is Adella going to react?" Fernando stops, thinking about your 9-month-old baby girl.

"Ah, didn't really think about it." He admits scraping the razor down and you whine watching as his beard disappears. "Nando," You groan covering your eyes. "I can't watch this," You mumble and going back to your baby girl.

Fernando laughs as he continues to shave. You'd get over it, besides you'd get to see him stubble now instead of his full grown beard. "Love, I'm finished." He calls from down the bathroom. Adella squeals hearing her Papa's voice and starts to bounce frantically in your arms.

"Oh, baby, you're going to hate this." You sigh knowing your daughter knew nothing else but her father with a beard. Fernando laughs hearing that and walks in with a towel covering the lower half of his face. "Fernando," You groan as Adella leans out of your arms reaching out for her Papa.

"What? I didn't want to freak her out completely." He whines, and stops in front of you and Adella. Adella babbles and then whines when Fernando doesn't grab her automatically. "Adella, peek-a-boo." He drops the towel and her smile slowly fades.

"Oh, Fernando." You whine seeing where this is going as her bottom lip wobble. "Oh, Oh Della no." Fernando's heart breaks and reaches out for her but she screams and hides her face into your chest and you back up. The mother bear instinct in you coming out at you glare at your husband.

"Della, my little star it's Papa." He soothes but she screams louder and cries clutching you harder. "No, go and don't come back until you grow your beard back." You glare walking away as Fernando ruffles his hair and trudges back to the bathroom.

"Okay, maybe shaving was a bad idea." He grumbles.

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strulovic · 6 months

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Lance Stroll and Fernando Alonso celebrate Aston Martin's first ever second row lockout at the Brazilian GP '23 | by Zak Mauger

#lance stroll #fernando alonso #strollonso #f1 #WE DID IT FOLKS!!!!!11 #*mine #lance #fernando #brazil 23

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f1incorrectquotess · 4 days

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Fernando: Dear, Santa

Fernando: I'm writing to let you know I've been naughty

Fernando: And it was worth it, judgemental bastard

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charlespecco · 30 days

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liverpoolfc: El Niño spends the day with the team ❤️

#liverpool fc #fernando torres #jürgen klopp #mohamed salah #AND WHAT IF I ENDED IT ALL…#5th photo… its over for me 😭#lfc #jurgen klopp #fernando #it’s about love enduring past heartbreak it’s about healing etc ❤️‍🩹

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fernando-jpg · 5 months

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#these pics make me go feral youre welcome #f1 #formula 1 #fernando alonso #f1 shitpost #shitpost #fernando #alonso #fa14

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versatanic · 1 year

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#fernando #i love doing these edits lmfaoo #EDIT: @ tags — i made this from an online template. all i did was add the pic of fernando + changed the text/colour. not an original edit!

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twobabkas · 1 year

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BARRY 3x04 || 4x04

#barry #barry hbo #barryedit #cristobal sifuentes #noho hank #fernando #nohobal #michael irby #anthony carrigan #miguel sandoval #barry season 4 spoilers #requested by anonymous #my edits

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verstappensrealwife · 2 months

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╰┈➤ ❝ Fernando Alonso Masterlist ❞

I write for any driver on the grid ( incl. retired drivers ) ╰─▸ With retired drivers, please specify whether the fic will be set before or after their retirement ♡ Feel free to send in a request - They can be anonymous! ♡

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★ Indicates smut ღ indicates fluff ☂ indicates angst

Last Request (2-part mini-series )

Part One ☂ Part Two ★ ღ ☂

Home is you ღ

click here to read! ღ

⋘ 𝑙𝑜𝑎𝑑𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑑𝑎𝑡𝑎... ⋙

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bolodamoranguinho · 1 month

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carlos and alonso for the practice 1!

#f1 #formula 1 #ferrari #carlos sainz #sainz #55 #cs55 #smoothoperator #carlos sainz 55 #chilli #fernando #fernando alonso #alonso #aston martin

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newblvotg · 23 days

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#elijahanthonyart #fernando #cowboys #cowboy bebop #cowboy #cowboy art #gay artists #gay fantasy art #gay art #gayart #gay fantasy #newblvotg #gay #queer #art

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norrisleclercf1 · 4 months

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Continuing off of my earlier request about Mark and Fernando becoming dads, what about Mark and you being at the Spanish grand prix to support your other love, Nando, and it’s your baby’s first time being there and Fernando wanting to show them off to anyone who will let him 😭

A/N: Ugh ahhhhhh, you know how much I love this request already

Covering your mouth you try hard and fail not to snort out laughter. Mark pays you no mind as he straps little baby Diego to his chest. It was the only way your little boy wouldn't be screaming his head off crying the entire time.

Carrying for 9 months and he pops out being the world's biggest Daddy and Papa boy ever. "You look really hot right now," Mark jumps as Fernando walks past, slapping his ass, as he's dressed for Quali. Mark chuckles and fixes his hair as he slightly blushes and looks up at you.

"Does this finally make me a DILF?" He jokes, knowing about the fans running gag, calling the older drivers the DILFs of F1. "Absolutely panty dropping." You tease, fixing Diego's little hat to protect him from the Spanish sun.

"Come on, we have to be early." Fernando smiles, fixing his Aston Martin hat. You move, now fixing his hat and putting those curls behind his ears. "Never cut your hair." Fernando chuckles and kisses the end of your nose.

"I promise." Mark snorts, gathering the rest of the baby stuff and packing the diaper bag. "Let's go,"

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Walking into the Paddock, Diego was long gone from the carrier and now lied peacefully on Fernando's chest. At a year old, Diego was rather calm and loved watching the world. Rarely was he crying, unless he wasn't being held by one of his fathers.

You and Mark kept back as Fernando walked around, showing off the boy and explaining everything to him. Diego eyes wandered over everything, and Mark couldn't help but take pictures of the two of them.

Lance walks past you with a soft nod as he wanders past Fernando. "Oi," You gasp seeing Lance being yanked back but you soon laugh as you see Fernando's hand on the back of his collar. "Not, going to say hello." Fernando grumbles patting little Diego's back.

Lance blinks as he takes in the sight before him and tries to cover up his smile. Fernando keeps nagging Lance, but the Canadian just takes in the little boy that clearly has his Papa's hair and Daddy's eyes.

"Nando, I'm not able to take you seriously with you holding the baby." Lance cracks, sticking his finger out as Deigo gently grabs it before letting it go. Lance makes some funny faces as little Diego giggles and then snuggles closer to his Papa.

"Eh, get lost." Fernando jokes, gently kicking the back of his teammates knee. Lance laughs and runs back over kissing your cheek and waves off Mark as he heads off to his garage.

Fernando walks around, showing Diego off to anyone who'd pay attention. Talking to Toto, Diego's head raises and he soon let's out a piercing scream that has everyone on high alert. Lewis walks into view and you settle down, seeing why your son was so excited.

"Hi, baby." Lewis giggles and runs over happily taking Diego from Fernando who just glares at the Mercedes driver. "He gets so damn happy when he sees Lewis." Mark laughs, as Toto shakes his head and Mark checks his watch. "Shit, I've got to go. Love you," He kisses both you and Fernando before moving to kiss Diego's cheeks.

Normally he'd start to get fussy noticing that Mark was leaving but your son was so in love with Lewis you and Fernando both could leave, and he wouldn't notice it. Fernando moves away and pulls you into his arms.

"I'm glad you are here." Fernando whispers, kissing your cheek as you watch Lewis gently place Diego in his seat and laugh while Fernando makes an unpleasant noise. "Oi, get my boy out of there!" Fernando runs off and you giggle, glad to have been here today.

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0ketlyn-s · 5 months

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trolls and yeah,

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f1incorrectquotess · 11 months

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Lewis: You shouldn't be using a straw.

Fernando: I know it's bad for the environment or whatever.

Lewis: No, it's just a weird way to eat spaghetti.

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whewchilly · 1 year

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karma is my boyfriend

#i haaaate his ass 😭#fernando

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fernando-jpg · 11 months

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im just gonna put it out there: praise be to anyone who writes for fernando. im glad he's finally being recognized as a certified dilf, i mean look at this material!!!

#f1 #formula 1 #fernando alonso #fernando alonso x reader #fernando alonso art #fernando #nando #fa14 #Alonso #aston martin f1 #aston martin #scuderia ferrari

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