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Jesper: I grew up ugly, all uncoordinated long limbs and messy clothes so I had to be funny

Jesper: Then I got hot in my twenties and became perfect 🕺🏼🥰

#jesper is using ott confidence to hide the fact hes actually really insecure #unhealthy coping mechanism pookie #soc incorrect quotes #six of crows #soc #jesper fahey

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Jesper: Now are you going to mind your own business or do I really need to give you a piece of my mind?

Kaz: Oh, I couldn’t take the last piece

Wylan: *approaches with spray bottle*

#wylan: kaz we’ve discussed this. be mean to my husband and you get the bottle #soc incorrect quotes #soc #six of crows incorrect quotes #six of crows #jesper fahey #kaz brekker #wylan van eck #wesper

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What a coincidence

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He actually looks like a human in that second gif rather than just the shield of a persona he puts on for the world

FREDDY CARTER as KAZ BREKKER Shadow and Bone (2023) 2.08

#freddy carter #kaz brekker

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Show Wesper would absolutely make out during the Ice Court Heist like the desperate mad lads they are because they aren't sure they're going to make it out alive.

Prove me wrong, Netflix. I dare you.

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Rejoyce Jesper fans, today you received a bounty of slightly terrible posts

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Jesper: Sorry I had feelings earlier, I’ll replace them with jokes right away

Wylan: No, don’t you dare, I always want to know how you’re feeling

#jesper fahey #wylan van eck #wesper #soc #soc incorrect quotes #six of crows incorrect quotes #six of crows

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Klaus: *in Vietnam* Gay sex wont fix this situation, honestly it’d probably make it worse but I think we should give it a shot anyway

Dave: Im down

#the umbrella academy #tua #tua shitpost #tua incorrect quotes #klaus hargreeves #dave katz #klave

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Jesper: I love the phrase "cruel and unusual" not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre

#soc #soc incorrect quotes #six of crows #jesper fahey

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Jesper: How did you become my favourite person? My defences were up??

Wylan: I listened to you yap

Jesper: Son of a bitch!

#jan is the bitch not marya #jespers walls are useless against someone who actually listens to him #wylan: Ive yepped righted and uh huhed my way into many hearts #soc incorrect quotes #six of crows incorrect quotes #soc #six of crows #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #wesper

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Wylan: ‘Coward’ should really mean to move in the direction of a cow and I’ll stand by that

Kaz: Have you hit your head?

Jesper: No, hes right

#soc #soc incorrect quotes #six of crows #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #kaz brekker #wesper

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THEY CAN GET MIGRAINES IT JUST GETS WORSE AND WORSE 😭😭😭😭

Jesper: Wylan has been sobbing for the past 20 minutes because hes realised theres no way for him to know if the cat has a headache

Colm: That lad has a lot of empathy… and strange worries

Jesper: Hes a gentle soul

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Now Im sobbing because cats CAN get headaches 😭

Jesper: Wylan has been sobbing for the past 20 minutes because hes realised theres no way for him to know if the cat has a headache

Colm: That lad has a lot of empathy… and strange worries

Jesper: Hes a gentle soul

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Nina: I started today in a pool of my own blood and if you dont get out of my way Im happy to finish it in a pool of yours

Jesper: Good lord

#nina is not in the mood today #nina zenik #jesper fahey #soc #soc incorrect quotes #six of crows incorrect quotes #six of crows

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Is there anything worse than feeling a bit nauseous? I dont think so

#little nauseaous little headachey = not happy and not brave #shes so brave shes well behaved she is not afraid #not turtles

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Had a dream that beyonce tried to kill kaz brekker

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Inej: First he told me he liked how I looked, and then we had a little…

Nina: *excited*

Inej: Eye contact

Nina: … eye contact?

Inej: mmhmm

Nina: Well, I hope you were using protection