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THEY ARE SELLING FERNANDO 😭😭

IF THEY ARE BEING FOR REAL THAT IS JUST FUNNY AS HELL 😭😭😭

(source: @433_marc on "X"/ twitter)

#fernando coming down for breakfast with his hair in a messy bun #lawrence is waiting for him at the table #“fernando pack your things i sold you to adrian newey you will go live with him now” #fernando would agree if that means a championship winning car tho #fernando alonso

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Heartbeat | 6.8 K

Months after Mark left Hell's Kitchen, Fernando hears a familiar heartbeat again.

#fernando alonso #mark webber #webbonso #f1 fic #f1 fanfic #second time posting on ao3 #hope you guys like it! #if you do you should also check my mark/jenson/nando fic 😉 #anyway #this idea came to me in a dream lol

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flavio with his oldest and his youngest, what a beautiful family <3

#going on a family bonding trip to watch a bulldozer at the beach #nathan being taller than fernando makes me laugh #fernando alonso #flavio briatore

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Kissing.

#they should stop kissing cameras and start kissing each other

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another video of mark in china watching fernando get ready for the race and joking with tom mccullough (aston martin performance director i believe)

can't believe he was there for so long and there's no pictures and we only got a thumbs up... i hate them

#moving from one said to the other so he can see fernando... #i see you mr webber #i know what you are #he really heard fernando's car had problems and ran to make sure his hubby was fine 😭 #fernando alonso #mark webber #webbonso

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he's tired of flying but that doesn't stop him from looking good

#he's just a baby #babygirl #fernando alonso #f1 #aston martin

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can't believe galle got promoted to physio this weekend 😭

#edo couldn't do it anymore #he's tired of fernando and the scooter #and fabri doesn't even want to try anymore #fernando alonso #f1 #aston martin

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群里的朋友在主看台拍到了webbonso🥺😭😭

#fernando turning again when he realizes it's mark 😭 #mark's little thumbs up 😭 #he was just standing there looking at fernando 🥺 #making sure everything was okay with his hubby!! #now gives us a selfie or something!! #webbonso #fernando alonso #mark webber

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oscar and fernando this season:

#they are doing it for mark webber #they should do it for mark webber with a 1-2 soon tho #they are papa and son idc #fernando alonso #oscar piastri #aston martin #mclaren #f1

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aston martin (jimmy) and him are a match made in heaven (hell), they were just meant to be

#most unserious team ever #and i love them for that #fernando alonso #f1 #aston martin

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he's the most unserious individual ever

#someone take his phone away #he's a menace #fernando alonso #f1 #aston martin

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fernando at minas san nicolás, december 2007

#he should have been at the club

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look who just arrived at the paddock 🔥

#looking sexy as always mr alonso #woof woof #daddy? sorry. daddy? sorry. daddy? sorry. #fernando alonso #f1 #aston martin

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THE COMMENTS ON THIS FERNANDO EDIT IM IN TEARS

#this is my legacy now #making the nano is an alien edit on tiktok #im not complaining #the comments are really funny ngl #fernando alonso

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he's the funniest mf ever and only aston martin can match his energy

#no one is doing it like them #they should have posted this first #and not say anything else #just that #fernando alonso #f1 #aston martin

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AHHHHHH! Fucking cretin!!!!!!

#I ALMOST DIED #HE ALMOST GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK #I THOUGHT IT WAS A RETIREMENT VIDEO OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT #I HATE HIM #he looks pretty tho #so i forgive him #fernando alonso

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“i don't know what to say after australia they might disqualify me for the rest of the championship” – fernando after they asked him if he was giving oscar drs on purpose at the end of the race

#don't let them silence you king #fuck the fia!! #speak your mind!! #he's so funny when he's in full war criminal mode #fernando alonso #f1 #aston martin #japanese gp 2024