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sketchingstars03 · 8 months
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I’m holding ST Nightmare like this
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I had to
you stretched him
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alister312 · 1 month
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Recently, some official South Park merch was released in claw machines across Japan! Since one of the designated machine locations was relatively near where I live, I made a weekend trip of it and thought it would be fun to share a bit of it with y’all 🥰 This will mostly focus on the info about the plushies but also touch a bit on the place I went to to get them. Read on if you’re interested!
Thanks to a tip from my good pal @allymumu, I learned about two different South Park claw machine merch drops happening in March. First were these plastic cases:
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As well as these plushie keychains:
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None of the machines carrying the plastic cases were anywhere near me, however one machine with the plushie keychains was! So I decided to head over to AruAru City (a 6 floor mall devoted entirely to anime/manga/games that houses the Kitakyushu Manga Museum) in Kokura to try my hand at winning these guys.
Once there, the claw machine was actually incredibly difficult to locate. I searched around for a while along with my friend who joined me on this trip. Eventually, we had to ask an employee where the machine was.
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As you can see, it definitely needed to be pointed out!
Claw machines in Japan aren’t usually stuffed with prizes so when we got to it, there were only 3 of the 4 plushies available to win at a time, with employees restocking whenever the machine ran out.
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This was actually perfectly fine for me because I hadn’t been planning on trying to win Towelie. Sorry to all the Towelie stans out there but I don’t care that much for him 😅 Crane games are just as much about luck as they are skill so I didn’t want to waste any more money than necessary. Plus, the claw machine was small and close to the ground, so it was kind of uncomfortable crouching down and playing at it for an extended period of time.
Surprisingly, getting Kenny and Stan was relatively easy! Probably 5-6 tries each.
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Which, at ¥100 (~$0.66 USD) a try, is a reasonable amount to spend.
Butters, however… well, he lived up to his name and kept slipping out of the claw every time I got a grip on him. I’d prefer not to specify exactly how much I spent trying to get him but let’s just say it was a lot 😭 My friend was able to win him for herself though so I do have a picture of all the boys!
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They’re very soft and well made, perfectly palm sized 🥰 The elastic feels a little short sometimes if you plan on looping the entire plush through it to attach it to something (I did this with my belt loop to carry them around with me) but with some squishing they get through just fine.
Since going on a trip just to win some plushies seems a bit crazy, my friend and I visited some other cool places in Kokura the next day! Of course, the plushies came with us. ケニーちゃんはかわいいプリンセスだから, I of course brought him to Kokura Castle.
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Then basically right down the street is the TOTO Museum, a museum dedicated to the company TOTO. However, since TOTO specializes in toilets, this place is more colloquially known as the Toilet Museum. Considering Stan’s last season trauma surrounding Japanese toilets, I thought it would help give him closure or something to learn their history.
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All in all, a very fun and rewarding trip! I really hope there’s more claw machine merch drops relatively soon. If there are and I can go, I promise to share the info with y’all just like this! Hope you enjoyed 💕
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bebepac · 2 years
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Six Sentence Sunday 03.20.22/ Mood Music Monday
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Hey y’all. Writing in general is coming easier again across the board.  A dear friend on here told me there’s no time table for grief and I really feel those words now.  She had given them to me in reference of a chapter I was writing and now I feel I’m living those words now.  Things are starting to feel a little better.  I can’t stress it enough, thank you for the people that have been just sharing a little extra love my way.  
Here’s what I’ve posted in the last week or so:  
A Piece of Heaven on Earth: Part 2
The Rotten Apple🍎 Presents:  Unhinged
Original Post 03/20/22 at 9:02AM  EST.
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Mood Music Monday Submission
A Piece of Heaven on Earth: Part 3
The Book:  TRR
The Pairing: Liam x Riley (eventually)
Movie Inspiration:  Just Like Heaven
Song Inspiration: The Nearness of You by Norah Jones
Status:  Still in the writing process
“I have some news.  First off,  I know your name, and I know where you work, and I think we should go together and see what info we can find out about you.  Since we both agree, going to your family is not a good idea.  They will think I’m crazy.”
“Thank you again for trying to help me Liam.”  
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“I made you a promise, and I want to keep it.”  
“So, what’s my name?”
“It’s Riley.  Riley Brooks.”
“Riley Brooks….Do you think I look like a Riley?”
“I think you’re definitely spunky and you tell it like it is, to the point of almost being obnoxious.  So I think the name Riley suits you.”  
“What did I do to be able to afford this amazing apartment?”  
Riley used past tense.. He wasn’t ready for that yet, so he answered with present tense.
“You’re actually a doctor at Mount Sinai.”  
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“I’m a doctor?  That’s pretty awesome. How did you find that out?”  
“I walked down to the little Bodega down the street. The owner knows you.”
"He's a sweet man. He would always let me bring Chance in the store with me when I went there."
“I got some Tahitian Treats, but I’m going to put those in the fridge, so we can go to the hospital.  We’re going to find more about you Riley, and figure out what happened to you.”  
“F that noise!!!  We got plenty of time for that, but You HAVE GOT TO TRY ONE NOW!  Though the best way to drink one is to put it in the freezer for a bit and let it get a little slushy.”
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Riley began to chant.  “Do it… do it…. Do it…”
“Okay already, enough with the peer pressure.”
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Liam opened the soda, the loud hiss of the carbonated pressure being released,  and he took a sip, his eyes widening.
"Well?!? What do you think?"
"It's good….if you like fruit punch flavored battery acid."
Riley gasped.  “You take that back!!!!”
“I mean it’s not terrible, it’s just a very strong drink.”
“And bold and obnoxious for a drink… like me?”  
Liam cracked a smile.
“But, that doesn't mean I don't  like the drink. I do. It's a very unexpected drink that I didn't  think I was looking for.  Kind of like you Riley Brooks.”
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Riley smiled back at him.  It almost felt like they were flirting with each other. Were they flirting, and how the hell was this going to work out?
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Mood Music Monday Submission / this week’s wacky drabble
Ice Cream Social The Book:  TRH and beyond! Series: University Student Ellie: Chapter 6 Pairings: Ellie (Ali)  is single while at university (currently) Song Inspiration:  Party in the USA by Miley Cyrus Status: Still in the writing process
Jes and Jayme had to go to the restroom leaving Ali sitting on the couch by herself.
A guy walked up to her and sat next to her.  
“Hey.”  
“Hi.”  
“What’s your name?”
“Ali.”  
“Ali I’m Trey.  Trey Jacobs.  And you look like you should be the subject of my next song.”  
“Um… is that supposed to be a compliment or a come on?”  
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“You don’t know how I am?”  
“Should I?”
“Yes you should, I’m Trey Jacobs.”  
“Yeah you told me….. And?”  
“My father is Von Jacobs, the singer.”  
Why did the name Von sound so familiar?
“Oh my God you’re Trey Jacobs.”  Jess and Jayme screamed in unison when they approached the couch.
Trey seemed to perk up being recognized.  Ali found it odd,  all her life, she had wanted to not be noticed in a crowd and here this guy was begging to be.  He seemed to be living for the limelight.
“Your friend has no clue who I am,  I find it intriguing.”  
“She’s also not from here.  Her home is near Greece.”
“So you’re not American?”  
“I am American.  My mother is from New York.”  
“That’s ironic so is my Dad. But we live in California now.”
Now she remembered completely.  
Von Jacobs and her mother used to date. He was a singer.  When her mother and father separated, Von was who her mother had taken her brothers to live with for three months; no one had ever mentioned Von having a son. She thought she would keep the less than six degrees of their connection to herself.
She stared at Trey in silence. She knew her tastes in guys seemed to mimic her mother’s a bit, and she found Nicolai to be incredibly attractive, and even found Nico, his father to be quite the silver fox. She wasn’t attracted to Trey in the slightest.  He was arrogant. The only thing she felt he had going for him is that he did have very remarkable gray eyes.  She was sure his father did too.  
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The Rotten Apple 🍎 : Part 7  Fall From Grace
Series: The Rotten Apple 🍎
The Book:  TRH and beyond
Pairings:  Ellie x Nico (Ellie x M!OC) / Liam x Riley
Status: Still in the writing process
“Did your son have any enemies at the palace?"
"Nicolai was well loved by everyone."
"He was following in your footsteps to the guard?"
"Yes, my son was a junior guard, because of his legacy status."
"And you trained him along with the others?"
"Yes. My son did not receive special treatment because of my Centurion Guard status."
"Did he get along with his classmates?"
"He did, I mean sure there was some rivalry between the boys, as they all want to be considered for the KingsGuard and upper level positions, in the future."
"How many left handed junior guards do you have?"
"Four."
"I will need their names."
"Why are you looking for left handed people?"
"Because the person who hit Nicolai was left handed. Was Nicolai seeing anyone?"
Nico thought about Elle. But she had said they weren't together in that way.
"No, not to my knowledge. Why do you ask?"
"The trajectory of the hit has Nicolai in a seated position, with his assailant straddling him."
"Like a lover?"
"He had no defensive wounds on his hands, so he did not fear his assailant, nor was he expecting the attack."
"And the weapon?"
"Small bat-like in construction, but jeweled. We found these in his head wound."
A diamond and a ruby were in the small glass specimen jar the officer held up.
Nico jumped up.
"So it’s related to the palace?  This is a lot to take in. ”
"I completely understand. If you can get me the names of  your students so we can compile more info and I will contact the King. We need access to the palace to investigate further. The weapon is probably something stolen from the Crown’s own jewels."
"I will have the names of my students to you  first thing tomorrow."
Nico had a sinking feeling in the pit of his stomach. The names were not needed.
He sat in his vehicle and pulled out his wallet. He wanted to be wrong. He needed to be wrong.
He pulled out the bills in his wallet.  He had a 50 and on the back of it was the King and Queen of Cordonia. Liam standing regally in the middle, Queen Riley holding the ceremonial Ruby Apple in her hand, and Elle posing with her bejeweled royal scepter….in her LEFT HAND.
Elle was also left handed like her mother.
Nico texted a friend he knew.
Nico: I know we haven’t been on speaking terms for a while but I really need a favor.
Alana: Must be a huge one if you’re coming to me. But you know I got you. What do you need my dear Nico KH?
Nico: Luminol spray.
Alana: Whaaat? Going all CSI- Cordonia on the palace? Swing by later. I'll hook you up with what you need.
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huffle-dork · 3 years
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Curiosity Killed the Cat: Chapter 10
What Swallows the Light 
Chapter 9: [x] Read from the beginning: [x]
(AN: IM SO SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG I HATE THAT WRITING IS SO HARD FOR ME RN AHHH I LOVE Y’ALL THANKS FOR STICKING WITH THIS- THE END IS NEAR!! LIkE MAYBE 3-4 MORE CHAPTERS!! EEEEE!!) 
The boys regrouped at Chase’s studio- exhausted and spent but determined to look for Marvin using any means necessary. Well… most of them.
Jackie was desperate- desperate to do anything but resort to Jameson’s suggestion… he was not ready to face Phantom again.
His limbs still ached from the abuse he suffered at the hand of the mad conman. But, he wasn’t scared. Superheroes don’t get scared.
Chase groaned loudly and flopped his weight onto the back of the couch. “Jackie, c’monnn! We’re getting nowhere with all this!” He gestures to the collection of trackers and electronic devices Jackie’s collected- all beeping or malfunctioning. “Marvin knows you too well man! He’s probably using some freaky magic shit to block himself!”
Jackie grumbled and refused to acknowledge Chase, stubbornly tapping on the tablet he was trying to program. When it refuses to work, he suddenly yells in frustration and throws the thing hard against the wall. It cracks through the surface- the screen shattered and sparking. The hero then grips his hair and suppresses an even louder yell.
Schneep and Jameson exchange worried looks with each other. The doctor tries to speak up,” Jackie-”
“Shut up! I know!” The hero hisses through clenched teeth. “I know this isn’t working! But there has to be something! Something we’re missing.. Something that doesn’t involve-!” He seems to choke slightly, swallowing thickly.
A static laced laugh breaks the tense silence as Anti- who’s splayed across one of the couches like a lazy cat- finally speaks. “Woowww Spandex- it’s so rare to see you so scared shitless-”
Jackie turns to shout at the glitch, his eyes burning with blue power. “Shut the fuck up, you lazy bitch! I ain’t scared-”
“Righttt and the refusal to just- go do the easy thing and see the guy who might actually have the answers to whiskers’ problem is…? What? A super secret strategy of yours? Stubbornness? Stupidity? You are good at that last one-”
Chase has to grab Jackie and hold him back as the hero almost throws himself at the glitch to strangle him. Anti laughs madly, the air around him fizzling with glitches and static.
“Someone’s gotta length your fuse big guy! Hate to see what’ll happen when you finally explode~” Anti’s eyes darken to pits. “Then again… maybe it’ll be fun to watch~!”
“Anti for the love of god- stop antagonizing him!” Jameson huffs in exasperation, making sure his speech slide appears in right in front of Anti’s face so he can’t ignore it. Anti simply laughs and pushes it away- but luckily he doesn’t push the hero anymore.
The others look to Jackie with sympathetic faces. The hero shoves Chase off him with his elbow before looking away, clearly conflicted.
Schneep coughs then carefully walks up to Jackie, using his quiet bedside manner voice, “Jackie… we all know you are… hesitant. About seeing Phantom again. But we also cannot waste our time… we do not know what Marvin could be doing to Jack right of now.” Jackie cringes slightly at this, anxiously starting to pick at the skin beneath his gloves. Schneep looks to his brother with kind and worried eyes. He steps closer and gently places a hand on his then whispers to him low. “It is okay to be scared, you know.” The doctor’s eyes shift to the lounging glitch and Jackie can see the spark of fear in his eyes. “We all understand… but- you cannot let your fears keep you from moving forward, yes?” He squeezes the older brother’s hand tighter, “We all need to work together to stop this… you will not face this alone. And we do not think lesser of you for it.”
Jackie is quiet for a beat- but slowly he nods. He meets Schneep’s eyes and smiles softly. “Thanks Hen…”
Then he sighs and squares his chest before addressing the rest of the room.
“Alright… time to go pay Phantom a visit.” 
The door to the tackily clad Phantom’s emporium opened effortlessly with a little bell. The egos all walk in-and are greeted with a dark and abandoned shop. 
“It’s awful dark in here…” Jameson comments, his speech slide adding a small burst of light. 
Chase squints and whistles under his breath, “Yeah- jesus… you’d think the guy could afford more lights in this creepy-as-fuck shop-”
He then shouts and suddenly falls to the floor.
There’s the sound of glitchy laughter from Jameson’s phone while Schneep digs out his and turns on the flashlight.
“Mein gott Chase- are you okay?”
There’s a groan as Chase pushes himself up and rubs at his head,” Y-Yeah- Yeah I’m okay- I  just stepped on something-”
Suddenly there’s the sound of muffled yelling that has all the boys turning to look at the floor. “N-No way…” Jackie gasps as he goes to inspect the object, then he brings it up for the other boys to see. It’s one of phantom’s crystal orbs- only it’s occupied by the con artist himself and his brother, Mare. Mare is kneeling, one hand knocking against the glass while the other cradles a pale and spent looking Phantom.
Schneep’s eyes widen, “wh- how… how did this happen?” He whispers in disbelief. Jameson is covering up his mouth. Chase is massaging his calf before he looks up and yells, “Woah!” 
Mare inside the orb scowls and knocks against the glass again. There’s a large crack on its side- like it might have been smashed against a corner of something. “Would you stop gawking and help us?!”
Jackie’s face falls slightly. Even if these guys were villains… this wasn’t right. So he nods and goes to try to smash the orb on the ground.
But quickly, Schneep yelps and goes to stop Jackie. “Wait!”
Jackie blinks in confusion and Schneep breathes before whispering to his brother, “Let’s… let's think this through, Jackieboy- if we free them now… we might not get the information we need.”
The doctor raises an eyebrow at Jackie and it slowly dawns on the hero. Jackie hisses back low to Henrik, “You want us to use their imprisonment to get info on Marvin?” His eyes glow slightly, “That’s not right, Schneep!”
Schneep pushes back against Jackie and whispers back, “If we do not- they will just poof away and will not get the info we need to save Marvin! Do you want to help him or not?!”
Jackie’s mouth opens and closes before he scowls and looks away. Schneep tries to hide a triumphant smirk. He then takes the orb from Jackie’s palm and holds it out before announcing, “We will release you… but only if you swear to tell us everything you know about what is happening to Marvin. If you do not and try to escape… we will treat you as the criminals you are and take the actions necessary to put you both back in jail.” Mare rolled his eyes, “Yeah yeah, stiff- whatever! Just get us out of here! My brother is fucking dying!”
Jackie and Schneep make eye contact before the doctor gives the okay. Jackie readies to smash the orb on the floor-But Jamie quickly stops him. He then signs, “Perhaps I can offer some assistance?”
The hero looks confused but he offers the ball to Jameson regardless. The gentleman smiles in appreciation then holds both his hands over the glass. He closes his eyes and focuses- teal light travels up the glass and coats the orb. Then, a flash of teal light rockets across to the empty space in the room and from the light forms Mare and Phantom in the same position they were in inside the orb.
Chase whistles, “Nice work J! ...now we won’t have to step on broken glass!”
Mare takes in a deep breath and looks over his extremely pale brother, who is breathing heavily and can barely keep open his dull eyes. He then shoots up to his feet and tries to make it to the back rooms of the shop.
Jackie beats him though and holds out his arms to stop him, his eyes flaring blue. “Where do you think you’re going?”
The dark ego bares his teeth ferally and pushes into Jackie’s face. “Out of my fucking way. Hero! You might not care but we were in there for a week! And those orbs absorb magic- it’s been sucking my brother dry for days! So- if you’ll excuse me I’m gonna get him something to make sure he’s alive for your fucking interrogation- is that okay with you?!”
The red hooded hero stands speechless and just steps aside, letting his arms fall as he nods. Mare doesn’t waste a second to rush past him.
There’s the sound of rustling and glass bottles hitting the floor before NateMare rushes back out and skids on his knees to be back by Phantom’s side. He cradles the other figment’s head and gently lowers a bright red glowing potion to his lips. The second the liquid meets his lips, Phantom’s eyes shoot open and glow red as he gasps. His back arches and he almost seems like he’s in pain but Mare just holds on tighter and dumps the rest of the potion into his mouth.
“I know…” He whispers, “Just- hold on, okay Phan? This will help, I promise…”
The other egos watch with bated breath.
Eventually the last drop falls into Phantom’s mouth and Mare takes the bottle away. Phantom pants like a man dehydrated finally offered a drink. His eyes burn red and for a second it seems like nothing happened. Then, the red blooms on his skin- in his veins, and travels across his body. The demon shudders and grits his teeth but as the magic flows, his pallor returning to normal. Finally, he sags in Mare’s grip and starts to breathe at a more regular pace. He weakly smiles up to his brother. They don’t exchange words, just simple nods but… it seems like Phantom was trying to say thank you. Phantom then turns and seems to remember they have company. He sighs and groans as he pushes himself up. He’s a bit unsteady but soon he’s standing tall again. He opens up his palm and from the ground, his staff comes rushing out and into his grip. He spins it then slams it to the ground to lean on. He eyes the company of Septic egos as he pushes back his hair.
“Forgive my… haggard appearance. Your brother… managed to do quite a number on me.”
“So, you know what happened to him? He was here?” Jackie asks eagerly. Phantom raises a hand to silence him.
“I will answer all your questions… but only if you let Mare go to rest. He does not have any answers for you and... He hasn’t been able to eat or drink since we were imprisoned… I did what I could but.. I survive on magic. He does not.”
The egos look at each other before nodding in understanding. Phantom nods to his brother, “Go. I’ll check up on you later.”
Mare seems hesitant to leave- but after a stern look from his brother he purses his lips but retreats to the back rooms regardless.
Jackie quickly pipes back up as soon as the curtains close behind him, “So- Marvin? He was here?”
Phantom nods, “Yes, he was here. He was the one who trapped us.” He then looks to Jackie and raises an eyebrow, “Said the act was… what you would call Justice.” He then shrugs and sighs, going to fall against one of the armchairs in the room. “Which I guess is fair-”
The hero’s gaze hardens as he hisses, “He doesn��t speak for me. I wouldn’t have done something like that.”
The red demon raises his head in slight surprise, then he smirks, “Oh~ I sense a bit of in-fighting?”
The air in the room gets tense as all the egos shuffle and cough. “Uh.. you could definitely say that-” Chase mutters.
Phantom hums and goes to lean forward in his chair, tapping his fingers against his orb. “...I already had my suspicions… and since you all are here for answers… why don’t you fill me in on what mischief my darling little apprentice has gotten himself into?”
“Don’t call him that-” A speech slide darts in front of Phantom’s vision followed by a serious looking Jameson. He frowns and pops up another slide once he’s gotten Phantom’s attention, “He is not yours. Not anymore.”
The demon blinks then chuckles and shakes his head, “I suppose you’re right, Jackson.”
Suddenly, the air turns electric as a groan of annoyance sounds from Jameson’s phone. Glitches fly out of his pocket and soon Anti’s fizzly form splays across one of the couches as he throws out his limbs in exasperation. “Jesus christ yall can blabber! Can we get on with this already?! Or need I remind you kitten whiskers literally has all our lives on the line?!”
Phantom jumps and somewhat curls up in his chair, trying to hide the fear in his eyes. “...w...what is he doing here?”
Anti blinks then grins wolfishly at Phantom, “Well hello to you too pretty boy- still not over our last encounter I see?” He laughs madly.
Jackie sighs then points to Anti with his thumb, “He’s the start of this whole thing. Plus… Marvin is targeting him.”
This peaks the con-man’s interest. He knits his eyebrows together and gathers his composure, leaning all his weight on his staff and linking his fingers. “...Enlighten me.”
The Septic egos then take their time to explain everything: Anti’s kidnapping of Marvin. The state of Jack. Marvin’s memory loss- his behavior after being rescued. How all that changed suddenly. His manipulation of Jameson. The book- the nighttime encounter in Jackie’s apartment. Jackie and Marvin’s fight. The criminals he killed. The veins and purple magic and eyes- the smoke that seemed to coat everything black. The hospital… how Marvin took Jack. Phantom listens intently. After they’re done he sighs and brushes back in his hair, looking towards the bookshelf behind him. “..it’s as I feared.”
He looks over the boys then stands up to address them, “... this time I am not the source of Marvin’s problem. In fact… I fear the problem may have sprouted from inside him.”
“What?” Henrik asks, “What does that mean?”
“Yeah- this… this doesn’t seem like Marvin’s magic at all! He.. he’s good! That’s how Jack made him- so how could this come from him?” Jackie shouts, looking angry.
Phantom holds up a hand to silence them. “I’m not saying this just happened randomly… but you must know this. Magic deals in absolutes.”
He then holds his hand over his orb and starts to dance his fingers in the air over it. White light comes from the orb and starts to dance in the air.
“In our world- Light magic is the prominent force. All magic stems from it. Because typically, magic is used to help or heal. Like… superpowers. They are a form of light magic. When magic first began… it was only used for good. However, humanity is selfish. And with selfishness comes the other side of magic… dark magic… black magic. Black magic is an invader- it was not made to exist here. But- through selfish desires and evil intentions it entered into our world. And… black magic is not like the light. It is constantly hungry- because it knows it does not belong here. It seeks to devour all sources of light and life. Even it’s users… it either devours them whole- or uses them to draw more people into darkness.”
Anti rolls his eyes, “Alright Merlin, thanks for the magic lesson. What’s all this bullshit gotta do with this?”
Phantom huffs and grips his staff, “I’m getting to that. But since you so kindly interrupted me, I’ll be blunt with you.” He points his staff at Anti. “You, glitch, are the catalyst for Marvin’s transformation.”
The glitch sputters, his form buzzing with static as he sits up, “What the fuck?! How is this my fault- I didn’t do anything to whisker’s magic! I’m not even magic myself!”
Phantom laughs and shakes his head, “All figments are filled with some form of magic. Or we wouldn’t exist.
But that’s besides the point for now. Remind me again, Anti, what is it you had Marvin do while in your capture?”
All the egos turn cold eyes on Anti. The glitch almost looks guilty as he crosses his arms and looks away from his audience. “I… forced him to put Jack to sleep.” Then he shakes his head and throws out his hands, “But that’s it! I didn’t touch him- I didn’t possess him or corrupt him or anything!”
Phantom nods and floats fingers through the white light still floating in the air. “Perhaps you didn’t… but you provided the spark.”
He opens his arms to the light, “Pretend if you will- this is Marvin’s core. His center of magic- his soul. Jackie mentioned earlier- your creator made Marvin to be good. So- that’s what his core is. A source of light magic.”
He then snaps and a pure black flame ignites on his fingertip. “Now- if I add a spark of black magic…” He lowers the black flame into the white light.
The light almost instantly begins to be eaten by the black. The black spears through the light like a hungry predator until all that’s left floating in the air in a bubble of black, sparking with purple power.
The septics watch with horror.
“...that’s... what's happening to Marvin?” Chase asks in a small voice.
“...it is a slower process but yes.” Phantom nods. He leans back into his chair and snaps the magic out of the air.
“Since Marvin’s core is good, any type of spell that goes against his nature could possibly change his entire magical alignment. What most likely happened is… whatever spell he used on Jack was enough to spark a dark magic takeover.”
“...But- Marvin has used darker magic before.” Jameson points out, “**Like when he’s been possessed by Antisepticeye- or… his last encounter with you. How come that didn’t trigger his magic to change?” **
Phantom hums with a smile, “A good question, Jackson. While under possession, Marvin’s magic is not entirely his own. When under my control- I fueled him with my own magic. It’s like… dye in water. It can leave the water stained sure- but eventually it will return to what it was because of the constant flow. Magic is fueled by the soul- so as long as Marvin is alive, his magic refuels itself. So even if it was changed momentarily by an outside source- it should go back to what his core was.”
“...the community-” Anti suddenly mumbles. Everyone looks to him with curiosity.
“...yes, Anti?” Phantom raises an eyebrow.
The glitch scowls then turns to face the other demon. “Jack’s community. Does that count as an outside source? Because I swear that Magician’s purpose has been flip-flopping around so much because they can’t make up their goddamn minds on what side he should be on. All this magic bullshit- does it really matter when Jack and the community has so much pull on our characters?”
The air is silent while the room takes in this information. Phantom smiles and leans back. “Hm- I can’t say for certain… though me and Mare are influenced by our community as well- each figments story is different. Me and Mare were made to be evil so… there’s not much we can do to change that.”
He then points his staff at some of the septics, partially Jameson and Schneep. “However- that is why I’ve found you septics so… fascinating. Even if Jack made you one way… the fandom can change you. Like how our beloved Doctor was once considered to be on the Glitch’s side… or how Mr. Jackson seemed to be free of corruption because of the fandom’s love… until it was revealed he was a puppet all along.”
Schneep nervously rubs his neck and looks away, shuddering at the memories from that time. “...that… I..I do remember… being changed by them. Forced to be someone else… until Jack set the record straight.”
Jamie is silent, playing with his hands and looking at the ground. His wrists hidden under his sleeves- his strings out of sight. Phantom smiles to himself, “That’s why I’ve always been so fascinated by my Magnificent… he’s so easily swayed. His alignment is so back and forth. He could be anything. He could become anyone.” 
“Okay so- why isn’t this they’re fault, magic man?” Anti suddenly sneers, “Why isn’t this debacle their fault?! They almost have as much power as Jack does! Why aren’t they responsible?”
Phantom scratches his chin and taps his specter thoughtfully, “...I don’t think we can rule out their influence entirely. But… Marvin hasn’t been the star of the show for a quite a long time, yes? So… a change this sudden could only be explained by new lore from Jack. and… since he’s asleep.” The demon looks pointedly at Anti and raises an eyebrow. Anti grumbles and folds his arms again, sinking into the couch.
Jackie sighs and sits down, holding out his hands, “Okay so- let’s recap… because Anti made Marvin put Jack to sleep- that magic he used started to change his core. It went from light magic to black magic because black magic is a greedy bastard- so it’s changing Marvin… which is why he… he did all the things he did… right?”
The red clad demon nods, “Correct. Since the magic is an invader… one could say it’s possessing your brother. But- it won’t take much for it to grab control and change him permanently. He was already starting… what he was doing to those thugs is classic black magic. Feeding off life forces helps to fuel the black magic even faster. There’s nothing more selfish or evil than taking a life. ...Marvin’s actions might not entirely be his own- this all could be the black magic working to take over Marvin’s core faster. Especially since he did not choose to use that magic that sparked this in the first place… It’s manipulating him.”
Jackie seems to light up slightly. He smiles to himself and whispers, “...i..I knew it- I knew this couldn’t be Marvin… not really.”
“So what can we do to stop this? To save him?” Chase brings up. “We gotta stop him before this thing eats him- or Jack!”
Phantom is quiet for a second before sighing, “...that.. I do not know.”
“What?!” Jackie exclaims as he jumps to his feet, eyes burning. “You- You know all of this but you don’t know how to save him?! What the fuck?!”
The demon just raises an eyebrow, “Hero. I collect souls to survive. My core thrives off dark magic. I may know how it works… but I don’t know how to stop the process.” He then sighs and looks around. “I can give you advice though… that book. He stole it from me. It is a source of black magic itself- and it reacts to the user. It will do anything in its power to keep Marvin reliant on its spells. It will only hasten his corruption so… try to keep it away from him. Seal it away… it can’t be destroyed except by the purest of light magic.
Also- beware him collecting a large group of people. The magic inside him is going to be looking for the largest amount of souls it can corrupt. And… if he succeeds…. It will be too late. Your brother will be consumed. And they’ll be no going back.”
The air grows heavy at this news and the others exchange worried glances. The con-man watches before rising to his feet. “I’ve given you all the information I can… I would use it quickly if you want to save Marvin. Every second wasted is him getting closer to being consumed.”
The others look at each other then nod. “Alright… thank you Phantom.”
“As promised… we will not bother you and Natemare.” Schneep adds, adjusting his coat as he gets to his feet. He gestures to the others and starts to head for the door. Anti watches from the couch, seeming to be deep in thought.
Before Jackie can join the others however, Phantom lightly grabs his wrist to stop him. The hero looks back with confusion. The dark magician looks… almost bashful. He opens and closes his mouth several times before whispering out in sincerity, “... I know there is a lot at stake but… please Jackieboy… save my Magnificent.”
Jackie balks at this- then slowly his eyes start to burn with anger. He throws Phantom’s hand off him and grabs the figment by his vest and throws him against one of the pillars making up the walls.
“Are you fucking serious?! Your magnificent?! He isn’t your property asshole! After all of this- after all he’s been through you still think you get to stand here and be selfish?! To think about how you’re going to use him next?! If you so much as breathe near him again I swear to god i’ll-!”
Phantom just sits there and takes it- looking Jackie in the face. Jackie pants and growls, pushing Phantom more up against the wall when words fail him. The demon winces then opens one eye to look at Jackie.
“Are you done? Can i say my piece now?”
Jackie bares his teeth, ‘What could you possibly have to say to that? Gonna manipulate me with your fucking smoke to make me think you were in the right all this time? That you were helping him? That you ever cared for him at all as an apprentice?!”
“I DID CARE!” Phantom suddenly shouts, pushing back in Jackie’s face and blasting out enough magic to get Jackie to let go. Jackie stumbles back and narrows his eyes at Phantom as the demon dusts himself off and straightens his vest.
“...or… I do care. ...I think-” He sighs and lowers his gaze to the hero. “...I’m not like you and your family, Jackie. I wasn’t made to be good. I was made to manipulate and to steal. To trick. So… of course that was my purpose when I first took your brother in all those years ago…
However, despite my nature… i believe I developed a… soft spot for him. I… didn’t know how to interpret those feelings. I thought it was a need to fully control him- to make him mine. But… even that wasn’t enough. I couldn’t understand.”
He then sighs and picks his specter off the ground, going to twist it thoughtfully between his fingers. “But… all that time spent in that orb… enduring the same thing I made him endure… I was able to think. ...to maybe realize it was more than that need of control. That… maybe- the very small part of me that’s human… maybe that part actually cared for him. ...like how I care for Mare.”
Jackie’s hard expression softens slightly, looking to Phantom in confusion. The demon doesn’t meet his eyes as he chuckles bitterly.
“...I fought it for a while but… he was different than my other cons. He was… the first one just like me. A fellow figment just...looking for a place in the world. Of course… my purpose had to be fulfilled… a creation can’t deny its reason for existing. But… for a while… I couldn’t. Not to him. Maybe that’s why it took me so many years to finally hunt him down…”
He shakes his head then ventures to his bookshelf, going to open a small ornate chest. He digs inside then pulls out a white object and holds it in his hands while turned away from Jackie, rubbing his fingers against the surface.
“You know… there’s one thing I know about light magic… why you heroes and goody-two-shoes always best us in the end.” He laughs and turns to Jackie, handing the item to him.
It’s a blank white cat mask.
Jackie’s eyes widen as he takes it and then he looks to Phantom, who’s smiling bitterly.
“...it’s your ability to be positive. To believe in each other. To have things and memories that… keep the darkness away. ...perhaps that can help you.”
The demon looks to the ceiling almost wistfully, “I know… anything involved with me is tainted now. And… Marvin will never want anything to do with me again. I’m.. okay with that. But… maybe that mask… can remind him of when magic was good to him. When his love for magic was pure and child-like… perhaps it can save him from the dark.”
Jackie is speechless once again. He looks down at the mask and rubs his thumb against the edge. He can imagine Marvin when he first met him- when he first took off his distrustful shell and started to open up. How happy and mischievous and carefree he was. Did he actually feel that way with Phantom once?
“...you really do care about him..” Jackie pipes up quietly. Phantom smiles and shrugs.
“...I can’t say for sure. But… i do hope you save him. Really…” He sighs and looks back to Jackie seriously, “If he survives… I will leave him be. I will not hunt him down again… I will consider all his debts paid.”
Jackie’s eyebrows raise in surprise. Then, he laughs slightly and puts the mask in his backpack. He straightens the straps and turns to go- but not before giving one last look to Phantom.
“Hey- maybe there’s a little light in you after all Phantom.”
Phantom snorts, “Don’t get mushy on me, hero. You’ll make me more sick than I already am.”
Jackie laughs and shrugs, “Fair enough. Well… thanks.”
“Just get out of here, Jackieboy- don’t waste what little time you have with pleasantries.” Phantom grumbles, going to head towards the back room. “And… good luck.”
The hero nods and grins before hurrying out of the store and back into daylight.
However, he’s quickly met with a panicking Schneep and Chase who are on him in a second.
“Jackie! Oh god- oh shit this is bad!” Chase whimpers.
“What? What happened? What’s wrong??”
Schneep meets Jackie’s eyes, his own filled with fear.
“...Anti has disappeared. And he took Jameson with him.”
“...son of a bitch-?!”
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xwing-baby · 3 years
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Impulse: Informant (Javier Peña x Reader)
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Summary: Top of your class, the DEA have sent you to Colombia to be the poster child for their new ‘placement program’. You’re thrown in at the deep end into the drug war. With Agent Peña as your mentor, what could possibly go wrong?
Warnings: Nothing much! Flirting, mentions of voyeurism(?), drinking, hangovers. 
Word Count: 2.6k 
A/N: Bit more background this week, not that exciting but some fun moments with Javi and Steve. Alternative title: Meeting your killer and flirting with the boss ENJOY
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Two months passed quickly and you were settled in well. You were comfortable in your job; you, Javi and Steve made a great team and you were learning a lot from the both of them. You tried to avoid interacting with Carrillo directly where possible, he was still as icy about you as your first meeting. You met Steve’s wife, Connie, and became fast friends with her. She had become one of your closest friends, and a welcome break from the machismo that radiated from your two teammates.
You had even managed to make a few friends outside of work. You met María Parreño at the cafe you visited nearly everyday for lunch. What started out as a little wave, now was lunch together nearly everyday, and the occasional shopping trip at the weekend. María was a sweet girl, funny and very sly when she wanted to be. 
You were careful, giving a fake name and lying about your job. You could never be too careful in Colombia. Plus, with how rich her family were you wouldn’t be surprised if you crossed paths with one of them during your investigation into Escobar’s dealings. So, Maria knew you as Isabela Serrano, you worked in the American embassy on the phones. You had lived in the USA for ten years, hence the accent, and moved back to Medellin after your abuela died. María didn’t take much convincing. 
You enjoyed her company. It was a lot nicer to have a conversation about books you’d both been reading over nice food, than trying to eat over photos of blood crime scenes. Plus, the coffee here didn’t taste like soap. 
“Isabela, can I tell you something,” María turned to you, set her cutlery down and looked over at you seriously.. Puzzled, you put down your drink and smiled.
“Of course, you can tell me anything,” 
“Diego got a new job,” 
Diego was María’s boyfriend. Her father’s mechanic. A total cliché, her father had forbidden them to date but she did it anyway just to piss him off. You didn’t know much about Diego, you’d only met him once or twice in passing when he came to pick his girlfriend up  from a shopping trip. 
“You’re saying that like it's something scandalous,” You laughed nervously, “What? Has he become a stripper?”
“He’s working for Escobar,” She whispered. 
“What?” You nearly choked your coffee in shock. You set it down on the table carefully and leant in a little to listen to her, not believing what she said. It was not an impossible thing, lots of people worked for him in lots of different capacities. You hadn’t expected it so close to home.
“I know! That’s what I said!” She said, “He came home the other night saying he got this new job doing something for Pablo! I said Pablo who, I know lots of Pablo’s. The man just looked at me like I was an idiot! Pablo fucking Escobar!”
“What does he do?” You asked, you had to know how dangerous this could be for you. Or how helpful this could be, you thought. Being close to someone close to Escobar could be invaluable.
“Escobar?” Maria asked.
“No! What does Diego do for him?”
“I don’t know,” She shrugged, “He said something to do with cars,” You relaxed a little at that. Escobar’s mechanic was not a very useful lead. 
You glanced down at your watch and sighed. Your hour was up. Just as you had got to something useful! 
“Shoot I’m sorry María I’ve got to head back to work,” You drank down the last of your coffee quickly and stood up. “But you’ll keep me updated with this Escobar business right? It’s just all so exciting!” You put down your share of the bill on the table and threw on your jacket.
“Of course!” María smiled, “One of Diego’s friends is having a party! You should come!”
“I’ll be there,” You nodded, “Same time Saturday?”
“See you then!” 
Before you left the café you bought two coffees to go for Murphy and Pena as a way of apology for being late back. You had promised to be out less than an hour as Pena had important things he needed to go over with you and Murphy. By the time you got back, he had already started explaining the new information to Murphy in a conference room.
“Then we have-,” Javi was speaking as you walked in carrying coffee for the two men. You instantly recognised the face in the photograph and interrupted him.
“Diego Castillo,” You said. The two men turned to you, confused. Unfazed you passed them  the cups and sat down next to Murphy on the end of the table.
“How’d you know that?” Steve asked. 
“I know him. Or rather his girlfriend,” 
“What?” Steve nearly choked on his drink at your confession.  
“I didn’t think I had to tell y’all everything I do in my spare time,” You laughed.
“Hanging out with Narcos would have good to tell us,” 
“He’s not a Narco, he fixes Escobar’s cars! He’s not anyone important. It’s chill,” You waved him off. He was being ridiculous, ”Besides I’m friends with his girlfriend who has no idea what’s going on. I’ve met him maybe twice” You explained, “María’s a sweetheart, we talk about romance novels and go shopping!”
“Castillo doesn’t fix the cars. He runs the whole road operation,” Javier said. Your jaw dropped.
“Well shit,” 
“Anything else you wanna share?” Steve asked. 
“I don’t know but Monday I might,” You sipped on your coffee before continuing, “I got invited to a party, I was going anyway but-.”
“No, no you can’t go now we know who he is,” He exclaimed.
“This could be invaluable!”
“You’re not allowed to have an informant,” 
“It’s not an informant if I am the one with the info!” You argued.
“Javi? Gunna chime in at any point?” Steve turned to his partner, desperate for some help as you had already spiralled far enough on this idea. You turned to Javi with a determined look.
“They don't know my name, they don’t know where I work,” You explained rapidly, “I know what I am doing, just trust me, please?” 
“Fine,” Javier broke easily. The idea made sense.
“What the fuck! Javi she-,” 
“She’s right. Neither of us is going to ever get that close and she’s new here, people don’t know her and you said you gave them a fake name?” Pena explained, you nodded, “Technically she won’t be breaking any rules if she’s the one feeding us information directly,” 
“If anyone finds out-“ 
“No one will find out, it stays between us, in this room,” Javier said gravely, “I trust you Y/n,” 
You smiled and nodded, a sense of pride washing over you. Steve muttered and grumbled under his breath but he didn’t outwardly complain so the decision was made. You were going to feed information you found out through Maria to the DEA, going undercover. Nobody had ever mentioned no undercover work, the idea of sending a rookie into that kind of situation was insane, but you wouldn’t be technically breaking any rules. 
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The party was a bust. There was nothing of interest apart from the attendee’s themselves. Everybody was civil, there was no talk of business- as explicitly called for by the hosts, and apart from one fight between two guys over a soccer match there really was nothing to report. You spent the evening with Maria and her friends, drinking and dancing. Having a good time. 
They were decent enough people if you ignored the way they all got their wealth. A little hard to relate too at times- you didn’t have a private jet or a house with a huge pool but Maria’s friends were surprisingly friendly and once the jokes about being a gringa were out the way they seemed to like you. 
There was no information but that doesn’t mean it wasn’t a well worth evening. You had their trust now. That would be invaluable moving forward. 
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It was payday. Everyone you worked with was going out for the evening to let loose. You were with a large group of people from the office. Some you recognised, some you didn’t but either way you were having a great time chatting to people. The alcohol was cheap, the music was great and the company was perfect. Nobody here complained that their dad wouldn’t let them import Italian handbags anymore or that their pool wasn’t big enough. You felt much more at home here, amongst peers and friends.
After a few hours of chatting to people, you retreated to a table with Javier and Steve. Eventually even Steve left, leaving just you and Javi alone. You were drunk, no other word for it. Your eyes were heavy, a grin plastered on your face and you swayed in your seat to the music listening to Javi talk. 
You rested your hand on your head and watched Javier for a moment. He looked very handsome, as he did nearly every day. He wore a blue jean jacket, his shirt was unbuttoned at the top showing off his tan skin. You watched as he smoked a cigarette, watching girls at the bar. A pang of jealousy hit your chest, you wondered if you weren’t sitting here as his rookie if you would catch his attention. Before you could think, you asked the question aloud. 
“If I was just a random girl in the bar, would you hit on me?” You asked, sipping your drink.
“I’m not answering that!” Javier laughed, “I know you,”
“I’m hot! Why wouldn’t you?” You exclaimed, “Hot girls not your type?”
“You’re not my type,” Javier corrected you. You gasped dramatically.
“I’m taking offence to that! Your type is anything that breathes,”
“You think so little of me,” He shook his head solemnly.
“Baby I’ve known you for months now. You don’t have a type!” 
“Baby?” Javi smirked at you. 
“Shut up I’m drunk,” You dismissed him. 
“Well what if I ask the same question to you?”
“Would I hit on me? Absolutely!” You exclaimed.
“No! Would you hit on me?” 
“Nah,” You shook your head and screwed up your nose.
“Liar!”
“Am not!”
“Come on don’t pretend like you wouldn’t,” He said, “You’d be all over me,” The energy shifted as he looked at you. Immediate eye contact, his dark eyes looked you over quickly drawing you into him. He leant forward slightly as he readjusted himself on the chair and brushed his bottom lip with his thumb drawing your attention to them. Your breath hitched, lips parted and your eyes flickered to his lips. Was he going to kiss you? Suddenly he broke the eye contact and laughed, settling back in his chair. “See! You would,”
Dazed you shook your head and cleared your throat. Javi smiled smugly.“No, No! That's not fair! You being smoother than fucking peanut butter doesn’t mean I would hit on you if I saw you! You’re old and grumpy looking, I like my men young and energetic,”
“So I heard,” He said as he tipped his drink into his mouth.
“Hey! That’s gross,” You exclaimed when you finally realised what he meant.
“Goes both ways, Baby, if you can hear me I can hear you,”
“So you listen to me fuck?” You countered. Javi choked on his drink.
“N-no I-,” Javi stuttered ands tumbled over his words, blushing slightly
“You do! Dirty bastard!” You exclaimed. “Do you get off to it?” You asked, quieter now leaning in closer to him. Javi didn’t reply, taking a gulp of beer and breaking your eye contact. You laughed again, “Javier Peña speechless! Wow! Pretty sure I can retire now and I’d be happy,”
“I’m getting another drink,” He grumbled, getting up from the table.
“Tequila please, Baby!” You called after him. 
You woke up with the worst hangover you had ever felt. Before you really opened your eyes you darted to the bathroom to throw up. You groaned into the toilet bowl, annoyed at yourself more than anything that you had gotten so drunk. You didn’t remember coming home, didn’t remember leaving the bar. The last thing you remembered was sitting with Javi drinking tequila like it was water. The memory made you gag again, how did he ever get you to drink tequila?
You padded into your tiny kitchen to get a glass of water, and start your usual fix all hangover cure. Salted chips and Coca Cola. The sugar and salt combination would do wonders and had saved you multiple times after a heavy night before training back home. You found a bag of chips in the cupboard but no cola. In fact, your fridge was practically empty, bar an old jar of salsa that you were pretty sure had been sitting there since before you arrived in Colombia. The idea of having to go out to the shop made you want to cry. You rested your head on the fridge door and groaned as another pulse shot through your skull. Then you had an idea, the Murphy’s would probably have some! 
You could tolerate seeing other humans at least for a few minutes. So you pulled a pair of shorts on and a vaguely clean t-shirt, took your keys and went across the hall to your favourite couple. The hallway was bright as sunlight streamed through the open window, you winced and shielded your eyes. You knocked twice on the door, the established knock for friends, and took deep breaths as you tried to not give into the need to throw up again. After a moment, Connie opened the door, a wide grin on her face when she saw your fragile state.
“Good night?” She teased you. You frowned and pouted at her.
“Remind me never to go out with Javi alone ever again,  I can’t remember leaving that bar,” You groaned. “Do you have any pain killers? And some cola,”
“Cola?”
“Yeah. Cola and salted chips, the best hangover cure. Got the chips but no cola and the idea of going outside today makes me want to off myself,”
“Come on in I’ll see what I’ve got. The boys are in there,” She let you into the apartment and disappeared into the kitchen. Javi and Steve sat on the couch watching TV in the living room, the noise made you wince.
“Afternoon Rookie,” Steve greeted you smugly. You grimaced and leant on the arm of the couch next to him.
“What's the score?” You asked, watching the soccer match on screen for a few moments. 
“3-3,” Steve answered.
“I’ve got Pepsi, that's okay?” Connie called from the kitchen. 
“Yeah! Anything’s fine,” You called back.
“Can’t you go buy yourself cola instead of stealing mine?” Steve complained.
“Your wife said I could have it Murphy, suck it up,” You shove his shoulder weakly, “Besides, I’m pretty sure if I step into direct sunlight I’ll burn to ash. I’m taking your cola and retreating to my bed,”
“What did you two even get up to after I left?” 
“Ask him, I cannot remember,” you laughed. 
Javi looked up briefly, took a drag of his cigarette and shrugged. He looked as rough as you felt. Neither of you had come out particularly well.
“Here you go sweetheart,” Connie returned to the living room with a bottle of Pepsi in her hand and a small box of painkillers.
“You’re a star Connie what would I do without you,” You stood up from the couch and took the items from your friend. “Later boys,”
“See ya Monday Rookie!” Steve called after you. 
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oop Rookie and Javi flirting?!? Could never. Also coming next week this ish is getting a whole lot angstier again. I can never keep things nice for long haha
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jennsterjay · 3 years
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y’all I’m so excited to share this with you XDD
So I have this Adventure-style story idea that is driven by Knuckles’ and Shadow’s interactions with each other as they face a new threat. The story is called Never Turn Back From M.E. which is a fusion of Shadow’s Theme “Never Turn Back” and Knuckles’ Theme “Unknown from M.E.” 
I hope you enjoy :) !
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Never Turn Back From M.E. [Full Plot]
Act 1: Knuckles and Shadow only know each other through their friends and comrades, but every time they try to interact they end up fighting due to one reason or another because they both have the tendency to square up and act tough rather than rely on others. Eventually they interact more because there are a growing number of problems happening on their planet due to the Master Emerald and the Chaos Emeralds acting up. As the Master Emerald Guardian and Master of Chaos Control, they go on more missions together to figure out what’s going on and learn that they’re not so different from each other after all. Between missions, they start to hang out more and Shadow visits Knuckles on his island from time to time and they talk about anything, everything, and sometimes nothing at all.
Act 2: Eventually Shadow asks Knuckles if he can help him control his raw energy so that he can learn to fight without his inhibitor rings, but still be in control of how much power he uses. Knuckles helps him by telling him to take off his rings while Knuckles himself acts as an inhibitor that regulates Shadow’s power when he powers up. He does this by holding Shadow in place by his arms. During this scene, since they’re on Angel Island the ground under him starts cracking from immense power and Knuckles asks him if it’s working. Shadow almost gives up because he admits his power is like this because he still has inner turmoil from his past. Knuckles reminds him of all the good that he’s done and that he still has a future he can protect and then Shadow finally accepts this. It’s then that he is able to finally control his power without his rings. After that, Shadow feels as though a weight has been lifted off of his shoulders and laughs. Knuckles congratulates him and they really become close.
Act 3: Shadow acts slightly different. He’s still mostly the same stoic and ‘few words more action’ kinda guy, but he’s not as rough around the edges. He even interacts more with his friends on a personal level. His friends and comrades notice this, and they also notice that Knuckles seems to be the person he interacts with the most. When Shadow and Knuckles are alone one day, it’s then that Shadow realizes he’s fallen in love with him. He doesn’t outright admit it or say it, but when Knuckles catches signs like Shadow laughing around him, staring or making eye contact a bit too long, or Rouge straight up giving him massive hints, Knuckles realizes that he has feelings for him too...but he also has a duty as the Last Guardian of the Master Emerald, and tries to tell himself that his duty comes first.
Act 4: They address it, Shadow confesses first. He knows he may get rejected because Knuckles has a destiny, but he also knows Knuckles does have a social life with others despite his duty, so it’s at least worth a shot. When the words are finally in the air, Knuckles is torn as to what to do, and what he wants. Shadow understands this and gives him time to think about it. More chaos-related instances occur and seem to be getting worse with no lead and no source. Even Eggman is working with Tails and Eggman Nega who has also contacted the prime dimension to report that it’s happening in every dimension. A few days after, Shadow and Knuckles feel something shift on Angel Island and explore the disturbance together. A new part of the ruins has opened up that Knuckles has never seen before. They explore it and discover an ancient prophecy, one where the Last Guardian battles an interdimensional monster on Angel Island and sacrifices himself to save everyone. Knuckles thinks about how this is what he is here for, his destiny. However Shadow refuses to accept this. Shadow and Knuckles have a falling out over this, but Shadow comes back to tell him that he’s not alone and doesn’t have to do this by himself.
Act 5: Knuckles and Shadow’s friends and comrades as well as Silver, Blaze, and a few others that have traveled to their timeline all meet up on their planet to hear Knuckles account of what’s going on. Knuckles tells them about the prophecy and Shadow occasionally says more info, and Tails and the Eggman’s say their account of the data and research they’ve collected. They predict that the arrival of the interdimensional monster will be in three days, and they’ll have to stop it. Everyone plans and finishes collecting the Chaos Emeralds, Sol Emeralds, and other game related powerful items to prepare. Knuckles with his role as Guardian, and Shadow with his role as a tactician and G.U.N. Member means the two don’t interact much, but on the last night before the big day the two find each other because they don’t know if this will be the last time they’ll ever be with each other. Knuckles finally tells him he loves him, and they finally kiss and spend that night together at Shadow’s place and fall asleep together in each others arms.
Act 6 Final Story: Shadow wakes up but Knuckles isn’t there beside him. He has a sinking feeling about this and soon after he gets red alerts on his communicators. He thinks about last night an for a moment feels like he’s going to lose him, but he remembered what Knuckles said to him in Act 2, and Shadow smiles and says “no one can tell us what our destiny is, we make our own” and he leaves his place with newfound determination. Shadow arrives to the base of operations with everyone involved and everyone looks worried at Shadow. Shadow asks what’s wrong and what’s going on. Tails shows him that there is a giant chaos energy field around Angel Island and no one is able to get through. Knuckles is also trapped on the Island. Shadow breathes for a moment, then has his game face on. He asks if there was anything they could use, and Tails says Super Sonic tried to get through but got burnt out, Burning Blaze found a weak point but no entry, and Super Silver tried to create an opening with his telekinesis but it only thinned the barrier out somewhat... Shadow then says “Then how about you send me”.
Meanwhile Knuckles has woken up on Angel Island against his will and has resigned to completing his destiny. He’s aware that his friends are trying to get through the barrier, but even with the Master Emerald he couldn’t lower the barrier. There’s only 12 minutes left until Doomsday and Knuckles really thinks he’ll have to do it all alone. Suddenly the Master Emerald glows brightly until it becomes blinding, and when the light subsides Knuckles sees someone that he thought he’d never be able to see again. In his super form, surrounded by the Chaos Emeralds, Sol Emeralds, and other powerful items...was a slightly worn out Shadow the Hedgehog. Shadow the Hedgehog who had used the Master Emerald and other items to connect a portal and get back to him.
Knuckles walks towards him in disbelief and gives every excuse why he shouldn’t be here asks why he would do this, and Shadow runs and kisses him.  He hugs him tight and then puts his hands on his shoulders so he can face him. Shadow says “Because you and me...we’re in this together and that’s a promise. No matter if the world is against you, or you’re at the end of your row, you’ll always have help at your side”. It’s then that Shadow lets go and uses all the items at once as well as the Master Emerald’s power and says Chaos Control. It’s then that Knuckles sees one by one as all of his friends, enemies, and comrades appear avengers style on Angel Island in their super/hyper/powerful forms and cheer and prepare for battle. Sonic and his friends who heard everything through Tail’s tech cheer Knuckles and Shadow on which momentarily embarrasses them and Shadow laughs while Knuckles is confused and a bit overwhelmed. Shadow refocuses and holds out his hand, and asks Knuckles “So Knuckles the Echidna...are you ready to do this together?” and Knuckles breathes and then smiles at Shadow and says “Yeah, let’s show that beast what were made of!” and the moment Knuckles grabs his hand he turns into Hyper Knuckles.
When Knuckles turns the hand grab into a hug, something else unexpected happens. A bright light shines where the two stand to reveal an entirely new person in a form greater than Hyper, Sol, and Super.
In Knuckles and Shadows highest combined form, and as a fusion of them both stands someone ready to take on any challenge, even destiny itself.
Primordial Knuxadow: “Are you all ready to do this??!!”
Everyone: YEAH!!
A golden helmet and armor forms on him, and the interdimensional being finally appears and roars.
Primordial Knuxadow: “Then let’s show them OUR destiny!!”
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(The End)
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Voicemail. ~one-shot~
a/n: howdy babes, last night i was reading through @toothpastekissy​ masterlist, basically gobbling up everything and came upon Leaked Feelings! I loved the concept of it so I decided to write my own version :) lmk if y’all want a part two!
ALSO, i recorded myself singing both songs i wrote for harry,,,, if ya want to know the tunes i was thinking for them, comment if you want them and ill post em.
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There they were.
The leaked files.
When you got a call at 4 am this morning, you did not expect your publicist to be telling you some of your exes songs were leaked.
“What’s that got to do with me?” You asked, still half asleep.
“They’re about you, Y/N.”  Well now you’re awake.
“What?” You shot up out of bed, padding over to your white desk, fuzzy pink socks on your feet. You opened your laptop and jumped onto twitter, scrolling through with one hand while the other held your phone. #StylesLeak was trending worldwide, as was #Y/N.
HarryUpdates tweeted:
OMG OMG RED ALERT WE GOT LEAK SONGS Y’ALL
FineFuckinLine tweeted:
OOF, what the fucccccck did harry do to Y/N? These are all apology songs!!! No wonder the break up was hush hush
E!News tweeted :
Hey everyone! We know Harry Styles and Y/N L/N stans are up early this morning! Leaked songs from Harry sales have been put out on the web for everyone to see. The two singers had called it quits 3 years ago, but now they’re the trending topic again! #shipname is now trending #1 worldwide, I didn’t ever think we’d see that one again! Go to our website for more!
You heard you publicist let out a big sigh, you put your phone on speaker and set it down on the desk next to you so you could keep looking.
“There are 7 songs, and each one has your name in it or as the title.”
It was a bit of shock, to say the least.
You had hung up with your publicist a while ago and were now debating on whether to listen to the songs or not, you had found a fan account that had the leaked files all ready to go for your entertainment, but something made you hesitate clicking the url.
“You Bastard!” You screamed, shoving him back into the wall. 
Mascara was streaming down your face, the satin red cocktail dress you wore now crumpled as your crouched to grab your suitcase from underneath the bed.
“Please listen, it’s not what you think—“ Harry started, you whipped around to the man before you, fire burning in your eyes.
“Oh, really Harry? How is me hearing you say ‘yeah Y/N is alright, but gotta keep the media happy ya know’ on a voicemail I probably wasn’t supposed to get not what I think?” 
Quickly, you zipped the bag closed, kicking your heels off and shoving your feet into your beat up converse. He let out an exasperated breath, tears starting to shine in his eyes.
“I—I was drunk Y/N! I was with some friends just joking around and—“ 
“Drunk words are sober thoughts Harry.��� 
You snapped back, slipping your tench coat on and racing for the stairs, luggage in hand. You rubbed away the endless tears running down your face as you made it to the living room, collecting your keys.
H raced down after you, mumbling over words—
‘Excuses’, You thought.
Right before you opened the front door, he grabbed your hand that was wrapped around the handle of your suitcase. 
“Please Y/N, can’t we just sit down and talk this out—“ 
“There’s nothing to talk about Harry, you made that perfectly clear when I had to listen to you compare me some ‘other models’ while at a very important record dinner! I had to fucking sit there, eyes on me, and act like you weren’t ripping my heart out one word at a time!” 
You snatched your hand out of his and moved out the door, 
“Don’t call me,” was the last thing you said before slamming the door shut.
Bringing back those memories was something you didn’t want to do, it had been 3 years since the break up. Harry didn’t come after you, even though a part of you wished he had. Wished he had tried harder to get you back. But alas, shortly after, he started dating a model, Camile or something, and your relationship was tossed aside like yesterdays newspaper. 
You moved back and forth with your mouse on the link, eventually you closed the page. Instead of fully chickening out, you decided to go to your favorite platform for celebrity gossip, tumblr.
“At least one of his die-heart fans must have the lyrics written down already.” 
You mumbled to yourself, logging into your secret side blog about cats, Captain America, and cute outfits. 
After not that much digging you found a blog, harrysmygod, (you definitely rolled your eyes at the name) had a whole posting written out about it already.
“They’re sure on top of everything, I’ll give them that.”
You started to read.
Hello my harries! 
So if you’ve been up these past few hours, something big has happened! HARRY STYLES HAD SOME FUCKING SONGS LEAKED!!! And no, I don’t mean songs that could have been on the FineLine album, I mean OLD songs! 
And they’re about, you know my fav girl, Y/N! Now, we know their break up 3 years ago was very quick and hush-hush, not much details ya know? 
BUT WE GOT THE JUICE NOW LADIES!! 
The boy wrote 7 songs that got leaked, and you wonder why I know they’re about her? Y/N is a lyric or title word used in all of them! Thats right, all 7 songs. I’ve done the best thing for everyone and written out the lyrics for you to look through, I’ve only kept one chorus and each new verse, if you listen to the song and its repeated I only wrote it down one for you, blah blah you get it? 
Great! Heres the first one, it’s called Voicemail.
You took a deep breath and scrolled down.
The look on your face,
The hurt in your eyes,
Made me realize, my lover was gone,
I never got to say goodbye.
Oh, Oh, Ah, Oh.
The words I had said, not true,
I’m so sorry you heard them too.
When you came home in that dress,
Mascara dripping onto your chest.
I knew I had fucked up,
One voicemail turning us to dust.
If you ever hear this song,
Know that I was wrong,
You were the best thing in my life,
Now those flames have turned to ice.
Oh, Oh, Ah, Oh.
Y/N, please remember the love we once had together,
So I know I am real
And then maybe, we could try to heal.
Heaaaaaaaaaal.
Wow you guys, this SONG! Totally sucks that harry didn’t mean to release them cause totally invasion of privacy (sorry harry), but lucky for us we’ve got some info on what happened between Y/N and him! 
I’m thinking maybe a voicemail gone wrong? They could have been in a fight and he said something that cut too deep? Lmk what you guys think, heres the next on called Gone.
You scrolled through them, you read all the songs. Lover’s Funeral, Drunk Thoughts, Empty Seat, Your Sock Drawer, and then finally, Y/N.
Alright, we’ve made it to the last song my dudes. And personally it’s my favorite!!!! This was the last song leaked, but I feel the most important. Here’s Y/N.
Oh, Y/N, Y/N, Y/N,
You make my heart fly,
I feel as though I could touch the sky,
I only need your love to try.
My love, love, love
You shine brighter than any star above.
Make me count everyday,
I should have tried to make you stay.
Oh, Y/N, Y/N, Y/N
I know we can agree
That I’m a bastard
Im a flake,
You made the right choice
Walking out on me
But could I have
A second chance,
I know it would be worth it
In the end
Because I’d get,
On one knee,
And promise myself to you
For all eternity.
Oh, Y/N Y/N Y/N
My love, love, love
Oh, Y/N Y/N Y/N
My love, love, love
You gasped, basically jumping away from the computer like it was on fire. Thoughts raced through your mind, you grabbed your head, trying to keep it all together. 
He wanted to marry you? Impossible. 3 Years ago this man was thinking about proposing, then how could he say all those horrible things about you?
“He’s not worth another heartbreak, stop it, stop it!” You chanted to yourself.
While you paced back and forth making a dint in your soft white carpet, you had tuned out the notifications for instagram, twitter, and calls coming through to you. 
But then a certain dial tone popped up that you had only set for one person.
Ding!
Ding!
Ding!
You glanced to your phone on the table and froze.
Bastard (wasn’t allowed to block, fuck PR)
Sent you a message.
Bastard (wasn’t allowed to block, fuck PR)
Sent you a message.
Bastard (wasn’t allowed to block, fuck PR)
Sent a voice file “Mrs. Styles.”
Bastard (wasn’t allowed to block, fuck PR)
Sent a voice file “I Should Have Fought.”
Bastard (wasn’t allowed to block, fuck PR)
Sent a voice file “I’m Sorry.”
<3
here’s part 2!!!!!!!!!
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im-the-punk-who · 4 years
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The Real People of Black Sails!
Here’s a quick(I promise....I promise this is as short as I could make it without leaving out some really choice shit) rundown of all the real historical figures peppered throughout Black Sails! I think I caught them all but if you know of others please mention them and I’ll add them on! Under a readmore because this is....so long y’all.
Pirates & Maroons
Anne Bonny (possibly 1697 – unknown; possibly April 1782) Started life crossdressing at her dad’s behest to avoid his wife(who wasn’t Bonny’s mom), married a guy her dad didn’t like, moved to Nassau. There her husband became a spy for Rogers and Anne was like ‘Not cool bro’. She met Jack, they started fucking, and Anne discovered she was really good at stabbing things. Resumed dressing as a man and started trying to seduce Mary Read who was also dressed as a man. They did indeed fall victim to one of the classic queer blunders. Anyway, Anne’s like ‘it’s not gay I’m a chick!’ And Mary is like ‘really?? Then it’s a little gayer than you realize because I’m a chick too!’ They (probably) start banging. Rackham’s like ‘hang on! I’m the only dick in Anne’s life’ and Mary and Anne are like ‘you sure are’ and Mary shows him her boobs and then they have some sort of complicated and probably not totally consensual threeway. Then they get captured because, Jack is That Guy Who Was Too Drunk To Realize His Ship Was Under Attack and Mary and Anne had to defend the ship against like, a whole other crew. Jack is hung(not a dick joke), but both Anne and Mary plead stays of execution due to pregnancy. Anne disappears but possibly is maybe referred to later. No one knows. Neat!
Edit: According to sources from this post there is a genealogical record that refers to Anne and it records her death as 1782. Very neat!
Israel Hands (c.1701-death unknown) Israel Hands was a real pirate and Blackbeard’s first mate. Not much else is known about where he came from or his life, other than that Blackbeard shot him in the knee at one point while supposedly aiming for another man. ‘Oops my bad this pistol is from like, the 18th century or something.’ While recuperating in Bath he was arrested after Teach’s death but took a pardon in exchange for ratting out the colonial officials who had been bribed by Teach. It’s unknown what happened to him after that although That Book About Pyrites says he died a beggar in London.
Benjamin Hornigold (1680–1719) Horny4gold was one of the most well known and influential pirates of the Golden Age. Most other pirates sailed under him or with him at one point, and he was one of the founders of the Pirate Republic of Nassau. He never attacked british ships during his time as captain so that he could be like ‘but brooooo I was acting in Britain’s Interests!!! Bro!!!!!’ But his co-pirates didn’t like that and eventually voted to replace him with Sam Bellamy. He accepted the king's pardon in 1718 and became a pirate hunter instead. Bummer. He was reportedly killed in a shipwreck.
Okay listen Horingold in any universe is a fucking JOKE I have to share this passage with y’all:
“Hornigold is recorded as having attacked a sloop off the coast of Honduras, but as one of the passengers of the captured vessel recounted, "they did us no further injury than the taking most of our hats from us, having got drunk the night before, as they told us, and toss'd theirs overboard"” WHAT A JOKE.
Dr. Howell - (birth/death unknown) John Howell was a pirate surgeon forced into service by Hornigold sometime in early 1717. He sailed with various pirate crews until October before returning into the service of Governor Rogers.
Ned Low (1690–1724) N’EDWARD. Okay I’m serious again. Born in London, Lowe grew up a thief in a thief family before moving to Boston. His wife died in childbirth in 1719, so he decided ‘fuck it I’ll become a Pirate Captain’ and did just that. He was known for torturing the people on board the ships he captured before murdering them and burning the ship. Interestingly though, Lowe was known to have a huge amount of regret over abandoning his daughter when he turned pirate, and wouldn’t force married men into his service. He also reportedly would allow women to return to port safely. Because of his numerous captures and cruelties, he was one of the most well known pirates in his day. There are differing reports about Low’s death - some say his crew mutinied and marooned him and he was subsequently hung, others say his ship sunk in a storm, and some say he just straight up disappeared. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Jack Rackham - (December 26, 1682 – November 18, 1720) Really a pirate, really named himself after a housecat pattern. (No, okay, he didn’t, it was because of his threads. But wouldn’t the cat thing fit too?) Sailed with Vane, Anne Bonny, and Mary Read. Was mostly known for being That Guy Who Was Too Drunk To Realize His Ship Was Under Attack and being Anne and Mary’s captain. He was captured and sentenced to hang after the aforementioned Drunk Blunder in 1720.
Mary/Mark Read - (1685 – 28 April 1721) Much like Anne Bonny, Mary dressed as a boy for much of her youth so a parent could swindle someone out of money. From her teenage years on she continued dressing as a man to find work in the military and as a sailor. She did marry but her husband died young and so she decided to become a pirate. Like ya do. She accepted the king’s pardon in 1718, then mutinied on the privateer she was aboard, once again becoming a pirate. Because pirates are sexy. In 1720 she joined Jack Rackham’s crew and sailed with him and Bonny. Cue the whole ‘Hey you’re hot, also I’m a woman.’ ‘Oh, hey, same hat!’ with Anne. In November of 1720, Rackham’s ship was captured. Mary died of a fever in prison(likely due to her pregnancy) in 1721.
Edward Teach - (c. 1680 – 22 November 1718) He started piracy sailing under Hornigold, and built the fleet alongside him and Stede Bonnet until Hornigold retired. COOL fact about Blackbeard is he was a MASTER showman who liked to light slow burning fuses under his hat to scare his enemies, and he relied more heavily on creating an image his prizes feared than violence. He did a lot of cool shit including ransoming the entire town of Charles Town and annoying the shit out of Woodes Rogers before settling in Bath and later dying of like, a shit ton of wounds while battling Lieutenant Maynard. The battle on Roger’s ship is pretty much what happened minues the keelhauling. Afterwards he was beheaded, his head hung from the bow of Maynard’s ship, and his body was thrown in the bay in Bath, where it’s said his ghost still haunts! Funky!
Charles Vane - (1680 – 29 March 1721)  Really a pirate captain! Known for being Not A Nice Dude. Sailed with Henry Jennings, Edward England and Jackie Rackhammie. He led the pirates in resisting Rogers in Nassau, and yeah he really did light a ship on fire and 18th centuryeet it into Rogers’ line in order to escape. There’s a note that he returned to Nassau to get married but I couldn’t find any info on who he married so he’s gay now. That’s a rule I just made up. Anyway so at one point his ship got into a fight with another ship and Vane ordered a retreat and the crew was like ‘this is BOOshit’ and voted him out in favor of Jack Rackham. Ouch. Vane and some of the crew that supported him left aboard the Katherine(I believe) but then they got caught in a storm that said ‘fuck you specifically to Charles Vane,’ and he was marooned on an island. He survived! Just long enough for a British ship to stop at the island for him to attempt to board, get caught, and then hung. Deus ex piratica.
(Honorary mentions)
John Silver + Captain Flint (sort of but I’m not kidding!) Okay so of course there are a bunch of suspected origins of the characters of Captain Flint and Long John Silver, but the one I like the most is of two brothers - one of whom had a peg leg! - who captured an enormous Spanish treasure and buried it near Ocracoke island. Their names were John and Owen Lloyd. (And yes, John was the one-legged brother.) In 1750 a Spanish treasure fleet named the Flotas de Indias attempted to sail from Havana to Spain in late August, and three ships were wrecked during a hurricane. By a stroke of luck, the Lloyd brothers had been blown to the same inlet as the wrecked ships Guadalupe and Soledad , and managed to convince the Captain to hire them to transport the treasure to Norfolk. 
But of course because they thought the Spanish SUCKED they said ‘psyche’ and just fucked off with it while the Captain was fighting Bureaucratic red tape in North Carolina. Iconique. Owen Lloyd reportedly buried the treasure on Norman Island and  the pair became folk heroes in the area, particularly in St. Kitts.  (P.s., the Stevenson family ran a sugar production business on St. Kitts, and R.L. Stevenson’s great grandfather worked there as early as 1773 - just 25 years after the epic heist. COOL STORY BRO.)
Captain Throckmorton (Okay not really but I just love this guy’s name) Okay so this guy wasn’t really a pirate captain but he was a Steamboat captain in the 1830s and his name is just too ridiculous for someone to make up. Toot toot, motherfucker.
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Queen Nanny(Maroon Queen/Madi) (c. 1686 – c. 1755) The spiritual, cultural, and military leader of the Windward Maroons (who the Black Sails Maroons are based on.) She led them alongside her ‘brother’ Quao although the relationship between them isn’t known. Exact information about her origins are not known but best guess is that she was of royal lineage from present-day Ghana, born sometime in the 1680’s. She did have a husband named Adou(who may have been the same person as Quao? I’ve read conflicting stuff), but they had no children. Many of the guerilla warfare tactics we now think of as common practice were developed by Queen Nanny and the other Maroons in their fight against British incursions. (The trap that Flint lays, covering themselves with paint and leaves, and the pits the Maroons lay in the forest are tactics known to have been used by the Windward Maroons.)
Nanny was a fucking legend okay a LEGENDS ONLY legend. She was one of the most instrumental people in preserving African culture among freed slaves and Maroons, and in encouraging the resistance to slavery in the Bahamas and surrounding areas. She was one of three leaders of the First Maroon War (which the war in Black Sails is based on). She initially refused to sign the treaty offered to Cudjoe because she knew the British were losing and was like ‘Why????? Would I surrender???? In a war??? I’m winning?????’
Anyway Queen Nanny was a fucking badass please read every piece of literature you can find on her. (You should absolutely read her full bio because she was fucking badass.)
Cudjoe (not exactly, but Julius is very close) (c. 1690s – 1764) Likely a freeborn son of one of the original escaped slaves turned Maroons, Cudjoe is hailed as one of the greatest Maroon leaders(after Queen Nanny). Much like in Black Sails, these original Maroons were slaves who escaped or overran their masters, forming free communities in the Mountains of Jamaica. The treaty in Black Sails is based on the one Cudjoe negotiated with the British, wanting an ‘honorable peace’ with the enemy, rather than the continued war and better terms that Queen Nanny and Quao wanted. (sound familiarrrrrr?) I do want to note that by the end of his life he became completely disillusioned with the idea that the British should be reasoned with and basically started fights with every British superior he could.
The English, Spanish, and Scottish!
The Guthries So while there wasn’t ever a female head of the Guthrie clan in Nassau, the Guthries were a Scottish merchant clan who emigrated to Boston around 1652 due to religious and racial persecution. While most of the family stayed around Pennsylvania and Massachusetts, John Guthrie moved to Virginia and his brother James Guthrie moved to Bermuda sometime after 1683.
(James Guthrie of Suffolk County, Massachusetts was listed in the will of John Richardson, dated 7 May 1683, in which Richardson says, “I give and bequeath unto James Guthrie all I have in the world except twenty shillings to buy John Harris a ring and ten shillings to buy John Kyte a ring.” This was witnessed by John Raynsford and John Ramsey.) Fellas is it gay.
Anyway, between Virginia and Boston and James’ ties in the Bermuda islands, the family made a shit ton fencing pirated goods during the Golden Age of Piracy, particularly from the Pirate Republic of Nassau.
A John Guthrie(likely a son of James’) was also a Colonel who was part of the peace talks with Cudjoe and the Maroons. Neat!
James Oglethorpe (22 December 1696 – 30 June 1785) Okay listen Oglethorpe was COOL AS FUCK. He is the founder of the colony of Georgia and is imo who Thomas Hamilton is probably based on. Oglethorpe was a HUGE humanitarian and even before he decided to form an entire colony around people not owning slaves. He advocated for better conditions for sailors, and prison reform. In 1732 he read a letter by a slave in Maryland named Ayuba Suleiman Diallo and on the spot decided slavery was terrible, divested himself of his stock in the African Trading Company, and resolved to include a law banning slavery in Georgia to the colony’s charter. Radical, man.
Speaking of Georgia, and specifically his plantation near Savannah, Oglethorpe actively spoke with the native Yamacraw who populated the land to ask permission and trade for the land he sought to build Georgia on. His plantation was meant to help debtors in London, released without any support, from falling back into debt and offering them a way forward to landownership through indentured servitude. I highly recommend anyone interested in early attempts at an equality based colonial system read up on the original charter of Georgia. (Of course there were still problems, but Oglethorpe was one of the most prominent proponents of a non hierarchical society - including limits to the acreage any person could own based on how helpful that land was to the people who worked it, and communal resources.) Oglethorpe was also a lifelong friend with Tomochichi, the chief of the Yamacraw, and worked very closely with him on colonial-indigenous relations.
Vincente de Raja (birth/death unknown) He was the real Governor and military Captain of Cuba from 1716-1717. He was a devoted pirate hunter and encouraged Spanish privateering against the pirates. Due to an attempt by Spain to increase tobacco profits at the expense of the farmers, there was a large revolt which resulted in many of the Cuban officials, including Raja, being replaced. 
William Rhett (4 September 1666 – 12 January 1723) He was a merchant captain and plantation owner in Carolina who served in the colonial militia and hunted pirates. He captured Stede Bonnet and was probably just as much of an asshole as he is in the show.
Woodes Rogers - (c. 1679 – 15 July 1732) The Governor of Nassau who was largely responsible for ending piracy in the Bahamas. He really did offer a universal pardon, which a large number of the pirates took. Fun fact: before he was Governor, he rescued Alexander Selkirk, who is believed to be the guy Robinson Crusoe is based off of! Neat! He really did have a brother who really did die during his privateering exploits which also really did leave him ‘disfigured’. He got sued by his crew, went bankrupt, wrote a book, got famous for writing the book, and he really did have a wife named Sarah whom he divorced shortly after all this happened. He then became Governor of Nassau for the first time. This first term did end in him being imprisoned for debts incurred defending the island from Vane and Teach and the Spanish, but he was released, helped write that most famous A General History of the Robberies and Murders of the Most Notorious Pyrates, and became governor again in 1728. He died in 1732 of just plain exhaustion from dealing with the bureaucracy. Alexa play tiny violin.
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trashforgubler · 4 years
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Something Chimes In Me
Word Count: 1k
Summary: Reid gets back from a rough case and you dance in the living room together
Extra Info: Y’ALL IF YOU LISTEN TO ONE SONG SUGGESTION I GIVE YOU MAKE IT THIS ONE. It’s called “Something Chimes In Me” by Cirque Éloize but make sure you listen to the one with the guy singing because trust me it’s way better than the girl version. Anywho this is legit my favorite song rn and I’ve been wanting to write something with it for the longest time and I finally got this idea so yes please listen to it
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The case had been a rough one. Four teenagers went missing. All four of them ended up dead. They caught the killer, but not before any of them could be saved. Spencer got out of the car feeling more defeated than he had in a long time. He wanted nothing more than to see you, to hear your voice. The phone calls were great, but it was nothing like being able to gaze into your eyes as they lit up when you saw him, or the way you pulled him close to you in your sleep.
If he had the energy, he would have run up the stairs and broke the apartment door down to get to you, but the last few days had taken too much out of him. Still, he found himself almost jittery with exhausted excitement as he unlocked the door. As soon as he saw you standing in the kitchen, he threw his messenger bag on the ground and swept you into his arms, relishing in the sweet scent of your skin.
“Hi Spence,” you laughed. His clinginess was nothing new, after all he caught serial killers for a living. Anyone who did that needed a hug afterwards. He stood motionless, enjoying the feeling of your body pressed against his until he finally broke it with a long kiss.
“Hi Y/N.”
It was only then you saw his eyes. The usual brightness was gone, and was replaced by a dull, tired look. He looked like he hadn’t slept well in a while, but more than that, he just look broken. “You okay?” you asked him. He turned his face down to the floor, suddenly ashamed of his own emotions. Even with his vocabulary, he couldn’t quite figure out how to communicate his feelings, so he settled for a shrug.
“C’mere.” You led him over to the couch, and let him collapse on it with a satisfied sigh. As soon as you sat down, he tipped his head onto your shoulder, letting you comb your fingers though his tangled hair, massaging his head as you did. “Wanna talk about it?”
He took your free hand in his and squeezed before giving a quiet, “No”. Well, if he didn’t want to talk, you weren’t going to make him, but you also knew he wouldn’t be able to sleep if the last thing he had on his mind was how terrible his case went. You searched your brain for ideas, trying to grab at anything that would make him feel better. It wasn’t until you looked around that one popped into your head. As soon as it did, you untangled yourself from him and made your way across the living room, beginning to leaf through your substantially large record collection until you found what you were looking for. Carefully, you took it out of the sleeve and set it on the turntable before releasing the arm, smiling at the small crackle of the vinyl coming to life.
Your chimes still resonate in the clouds of my guest room, and I stand in need of your fine bloom
The smoky voice of the singer wafted through the apartment, enveloping you in its warmth as you stood willfully entranced by the sound. As the energy flowed through you, your hand reached out to Spencer, inviting him to join you in the middle of the room. It seemed like the music was captivating him the same as it was for you. He looked relaxed for the first time that night as he got up and put his hands on your waist. With your arms set on his shoulders, you smiled. You couldn’t help it. His curly hair fell into his eyes as he looked down at you, having never seen something so beautiful. You. In your sweatpants and old college t shirt that smelled like lavender fabric softener, dancing in his arms in the middle of the night. The dim lights that used to bother you because you could never see swallowed you whole and you let them. The rest of the world stopped as you felt his arms move from your waist, to your upper back pulling you tight against his chest. Now instead of dancing prom style, you were simply held in his arms, rocking back in fourth. Your head was upon his chest, and you closed your eyes at the comforting warmth of it. The rise and fall of his breathing made you feel safer than you ever have before.
If your drop shall be sufficient, I’m overcrowded by your thirst. It denies resistance
Never before had you felt this loved. You were so absorbed in the moment of it you almost didn’t notice the quiet sniffle from above you. Looking up, you were met with Spencer’s teary eyes. They were red, and filled to the brim. As he noticed you studying his face, he smiled at you.
“Spence?” you asked softly.
“I’m not sad, I promise,” he replied with a small laugh. “I just love you a lot.” His voice hitched on the last sentence as your heart swelled. You kissed the tip of his nose as you felt your own eyes burn with tears of joy. You didn’t know it was possible to feel this way about another human being. He tucked his head into your shoulder and sighed a happy sigh.
Ghost lights flicker flirtatiously. Like pom – poms on prom night, flitting away your timidity
Time disappeared a long time ago, but eventually in the warmth of his embrace, you became more and more exhausted, wanting nothing more than to go to sleep and rest your head upon him until morning
“You ready for bed?” he asked, as if he read your mind. You nod, too tired to say anything else. After placing a kiss on your lips, he wrapped his arm around your shoulder and took you down the hall. God, you loved him like hell.
I need you, baby can’t you see. Something chimes in me
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kittyotakunoir666 · 5 years
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Felinette Month Day 1: Matchmaking
Felinette Month Day 1: Matchmaking
Based on @miraculouschatpuns Coffee Shop au
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It had been a month after Lila returned back to school and started causing a rift between Mari and the class, Lila started whispering things to the rest of the class about how Marinette was bullying her, how Marinette was trying to drive Adrien away from being her friend, and that Lila didn’t know why Marinette hated her, which causes the class to start distancing themselves from her. They went so far as to start avoiding Marinette by doing stuff with Lila that they normally would do with Marinette such as picnics, movies, parties, sleepovers and hidden those events from her.
Marinette eventually found out because one day she was walking around for inspiration when she saw them leaving the movie theater after they had told her they were too busy to go together. She had felt her heart sink as she realized that Lila had made due to her promise and had taken her friends from her. Marinette was getting teary and began to run away because she didn’t want them to see her. Except Lila did see her and that put a smirk on her face.
While Marinette was running she really wasn’t paying attention to her surroundings but when she finally did stop running she saw that she ended up in a quiet street in a fairly nice area. The area was circular with small shops were everywhere, there was a small park in the center, and along at the opening at the other side of the circle was a small coffee shop. She was making her way to the coffee shop but was also taking a look at the other shops.
 Once she got to the coffee shop she couldn’t help but welcome the smell of coffee inside so she enters. When she enters she takes note that all the seats and booths there had bookshelves or small stacks of books, she decides to stay. She quickly orders a medium-sized mocha and looks for a place to sit, she finds a little nook that has two armchairs and a little table between them, she does notice there is a half-empty cup of coffee and a small stack of books sitting on the table but she thinks that maybe they still needed to clean it so she ignored it and sat down.
Marinette grabs a book and curls up, trying to forget about the betrayal she feels. She started getting really sucked into the book that she doesn’t notice the boy approaching her. The boy had stopped and stared at Marinette before taking his seat across from her. 
Marinette finally realized that he was there and mentioned that it was nice that the coffee shop provided books. Though the boy did agree, he had said that the books were actually his and that he had brought them with him since he didn’t know if the shop provided his favorite books.
Embarrassed, Marinette starts apologizing for practically stealing his book and starts to leave but he tells her that it’s fine and she can keep reading it if she wants. She wasn’t hurting anything and his parents had been telling him he needed more friends, which he thought wasn’t needed considering how many friends he did have, and if she liked his book choices she obviously has good taste. So they continued reading in silence for hours.
Before they both knew it, it was getting late and they would have to leave. As they were walking out they realized that they never introduced themselves. The boy introduced himself as Felix Culpa and mentions that he comes to the shop almost every afternoon since he likes the calming aura it provides. As Marinette introduced herself she also mentioned that she wondered about this area on accident and would have to find her way back. 
Felix helps her find her way back and they both realize that she wasn’t too far away from her house and would actually be able to return to the shop whenever she wanted and also be able to see Felix again. They quickly exchanged numbers and said goodbye. Felix really didn’t live far but it was a trip away from the coffee shop but he didn’t mind.
Eventually, it became routine for Marinette to visit the coffee shop whenever Felix texted her that he would be at the shop. They would just go to the coffee shop and spent time together in the nice silence that was between them. Marinette was able to get inspiration from the coffee shop itself alongside Felix himself. Felix was just happy to make another friend who knew what a pleasure the quiet could provide.
They eventually get comfortable enough that they started talking about their lives and opening up more. Marinette eventually shows him her designs inspired by the coffee shop and Felix himself. Felix blushed at the designs inspired by him but he loves it because it shows how passionate Marinette is for her designing. Felix, on the other hand, provides info on why he has walls up and keeps to himself, Marinette understands and doesn’t judge.
Meanwhile, with her class, she had decided to keep quiet about seeing everyone at the movies and started declining their invites, saying that she was busy since they obviously didn’t want her around. Why else would they lie to her, besides she really prefers Felix’s company to their company anyways. Felix didn’t lie to her, Felix didn’t call her names, Felix didn’t abandon her for a psychological liar. 
So while her friendship with her class went down the drain she was happy about being friends with Felix. Eventually, she did meet Felix’s other friends and they adored her. They liked that this person, this small, kind, generous person had so much love to give. So they invited her everywhere with them and she was glad that she had friends who cared for her.
Back at school, Lila was upset because, despite Marinette being left out and knowing it, she doesn’t seem sad or upset, she actually seems happier. But who cares about what she thought Marinette was happy.
~0~
Which brings us four months later with Marinette having feelings for Felix and Felix having feelings for Marinette and them not doing anything about other than telling their shared friends.
The shared friends were just so done.
Some of them created a plan, one of them was against it. 
“Guy, you forget I can tell the future with my cards and they all say they get together on their own,” Nyx told the group, The group of friends minus Marinette and Felix were gathered at Allegra’s house in her room. They all were scattered in the room, Nyx was standing and leaning against the wall near the door, Ruby, Terra, and Allegra were all on Allegra’s bed, Claude was sitting in one of the armchairs near the balcony door along with Allan in the other armchair, Sébastian was sitting on the floor leaning on Allan’s legs. Jake was sitting on the floor leaning on the wall brushing Rosemarie’s hair in front of him, Kagami was sitting on-top of Allegra’s desk and Luka was sitting in the chair next to the desk strumming his guitar quietly, “Not to mention your plan is ridiculous and foolish”
“Ok, first off, Fuck you, this plan is perfect, second of all, you probably didn’t take into account us when telling the future” Ruby pointed out from where she was sitting in Allegra’s room.
“Actually I did, many times, I thought of every possibility and they don’t get together because of you, they get together on their own. And when this whole thing blows up in your faces I’ll be there to tell you I told you so” Nyx exclaimed crossing her arms.
“Okay, Nyx has voiced her opinion, who agrees with her” Sèbastian said calming the storm before it could begin.
No one spoke up, Nyx shook her head and stopped leaning on the wall and started walking out the door, she stopped she spoke to the group, “Since you plan on going through with this plan to make sure that if you get caught, you apologize afterward or Marinette and Felix will avoid y’all for at least a month and so will I, now I’ll see you after the disaster” 
At that Nyx left through the door, leaving behind the group in silence when a phone alarm went off. They looked at Kagami since it was her phone. Kagami took a look and saw that it was time for her fencing lesson, rolling her eyes she told the group she had to leave. The remaining friends decided to go home so that the next day they could put their plan in action. They all bid Allegra goodbye and made their way home. 
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The next day they put in action, the only people who couldn’t make it was Kagami, Luka, and Terra, and Rosemarie. The plan went like this, they would meet up like normal than they would go to the ice skating rink, where they would “accidentally” push them together, then they would go to the Fair that was in the city visiting where they would split and “accidentally” separate themselves from them and then they would trap them together in the Ferris Wheel were they would have no choice but to confess as it is known that couples would confess to each other in Ferris wheels.
So they put their plan in action when they gathered together in the park. It was Ruby’s job to commence the plan, “ Hey, how about today we go to the ice rink?”
“Yeah, we haven’t been there in a while, why not” Sѐbastian inputted
“I’m ok with going there, how about you Felix” Marinette agreed
Felix looked at her and gave a small smile when he saw that she was excited to go to the ice rink so he responded with, “Sure I’ll go”
So they made their way to the ice rink, the thing is the group isn’t great at keeping secrets so Marinette and Felix were suspicious, Nyx was just thinking why her friends were idiots. 
When they arrived they all got rental shoes except for Nyx who was already ongoing to the ice rink. As they were skating Felix and Marinette were, of course, skating together in silence but enjoying each other’s company. Ruby was just about to “accidentally” push into them when the announcement told people to leave the ice rink because they were about to put a show on for people to see so everyone began to leave. Felix carefully took Marinette out of the rink and Ruby followed right after knowing that if she did push them it would not look like an accident.
The group stayed for the show, it was a group dancing on the ice, three guys and three girls. The girls got into place in the center of the rink and you could see they were the angels and the guys were on one of the sides and they were the demons in the show. The lights shut off and a spotlight was put on the girls while red fog surrounded the guys and the music began, it was Bring Me To Life by Evanescence (here). Nyx had a smug smile at the turn of events.
After the show, the group decided that that was enough ice skating and that they should do something else. Just as Claude was about to suggest the Fair, Marinette beat him to it, “How about we go to the fair, it’s in the city right now and it only cost $12 for entry since we aren't adults yet.”
“I was just about to suggest that Marinette,” Claude said enthusiastically, Nyx facepalmed. Her friends really were idiots.
So they made their way to where the Carnival Fair was being held. Once there they did stick together before they slowly started separating. Claude and Allegra went to check out the different booths, Allan and Sѐbastian went to check out the couple activities, Ruby went to check out what competitions they had, Jake went off on his own to who knows where, which left Nyx, Felix, and Marinette. 
The three were looking around and going to different booths trying out the different booths. Eventually, their prize pile got too big since it was Marinette and Nyx playing the games that they were winning six prizes at every booth that they started giving out their prizes to the children walking around. All of a sudden though Nyx got a bad feeling, she started looking everywhere but she couldn’t find where the bad feeling was coming from. 
It put a pit in her stomach.
“Azucar?” Nyx whispered to Felix as Marinette was distracted at a ring toss booth. She was winning.
“What?” Felix asks, whispering back. They were both standing looking at Marinette destroy the game. 
“I got a bad feeling out of nowhere, I’m going to investigate and also to get churros but I won’t be too far, I’ll keep both of you in my eye view but Felix,” Nyx said in a fearful tone that made Felix finally look at her, “The bad feeling was directed to Marinette”
This made Felix’s eyes widen and he whipped his head to look at Marinette smiling and having fun. His face immediately relaxed and he turned back to Nyx, they both came to an agreement. Nyx left to look around but was still at a safe distance but was hidden from Marinette and Felix’s viewpoint. 
“Hey, Where did Nyx go?” Marinette asked Felix after winning yet another six prizes. Felix took three of the prices putting the one that looked like a black cat with green eyes in his bag that he brought. 
“She went to get some Churros but she’ll meet back up with us don’t worry,” Felix said explained trying to reassure her as he grabbed her hand automatically, they both were giving the five prizes away to the children they randomly passed with the parents thanking them for it. 
They began walking around just looking around and sometimes stopping and looking at what the booths are selling, what activities they had, basically basking in the silence they like to share. Felix then realized their situation, they were alone, holding hands, and really close to each other. He wasn’t the only one who noticed if the tightening grip on his hand and the blush that was creeping on to Marinette was anything to go by. They both had small smiles on their faces and crept even closer together. 
“Felix,” Marinette started, the blush on her face grew brighter, “um... Do... do you…”
She was then cut off by a voice that she used to love to hear as it was her best friend’s coming from behind her, “Well, well, well, what do we have here. If it isn’t “Miss. Ditching my friends for strangers”
Marinette turned around and there was Alya front and center with Lila and the rest of the class, minus a few noticeable classmates, not liking that they ran into Marinette. Lila had a smug look to her face but was hidden behind her sweet and innocent act. Alya was glaring at Marinette while the rest of the class also glaring with the exception of Nathaniel, Jeluka, and Rose who looked uncomfortable being there. 
“Hi Alya,” Marinette said in a deadpan tone, it’s been months since she actually felt sad about losing her “best friend”, “How are you?”
“Cut the carp Marinette is this the reason you stopped hanging out with us,” Alya accused while pointing to Felix, “Or are you trying to use him to make Adrien jealous because girl that’s going too far, you need to get over this jealousy of yo..”
“Is that really all you think of me, a girl who’s driven by her jealousy, a girl who’s so boy crazy she’d go so far as to use someone to get what she wants?” Marinette hissed out cutting Alya. This made a few classmates flinch as they’ve never seen Marinette so mad, Alya and Lila were both also taken aback by this. But before Alya could open her mouth again Marinette stopped her, “No, I’ve had enough, You accuse me of ditching you guys when in reality it was you guys who were doing the ditching. You guys were the ones who were going out as a group without me, it was you who said you didn’t have time to hang out.”
“That’s n..” Alya started but Marinette cut her off again.
“I saw you guys leaving the movies many times” Marinette stated. This made all but Lila flinch, they thought Marinette wouldn’t find out about those times. “So don’t you dare say I was the one who ditched you guys.”
With that Marinette turned around and headed for the carnival’s exist. Felix saw her head towards the exit before turning to Marinette’s class about to say something when a hand shut out to stop him from doing so. He turned to see it was Nyx, she gave him a smile and nodded her head to go and follow Marinette. Felix nodded and ran to go follow Marinette, Nyx will take care of the class.
Felix ran to catch up with Marinette, when he couldn’t find her he started heading to where he knew Marinette would go to.
Their coffee shop.
When Felix entered, the employee at the register pointed with his head where Marinette would be. Felix gave him a thank you nod and made his way to where Marinette was sitting in their seats with her head down. When she felt Felix staring at her she lifted her head up and tried to give Felix a small smile but it didn’t reach her eyes.
Felix then sat down with her and held her hand that was on top of the table and gave it a tight squeeze. Marinette let out a single tear before speaking, “I thought I was able to move on from them, I thought I was stronger,  I…” 
“Marinette you are stronger, You were able to look Alya and the rest of them in the eye and tell them that they were the once who did you wrong and that you were able to move on from them,” Felix assured her, “You’ve grown stronger than from the girl who decided to enter this coffee shop because she ran away from her so-called “friends ``''
“But I also ran right now” Marinette groaned
“No, you left a situation that if you didn’t it would have gotten worst” Felix explained
“But…” Marinette started
“No” Felix cut her off, “You need to not beat yourself up, You did well, you got out of a troubling situation, So we will move on from that and return to what you were going to say before we were so rudely interrupted.”
Marinette blushed as she remembered that before they were interrupted she was going to confess, “Oh...um...nothing...You don’t have to worry about it”
“Marinette,” Felix said with a smirk as he got the hint on what she was going to do.
Before Marinette could make excuses the employee at the register let out a yelp. Felix and Marinette turned to look at what he yelped at. There standing was Nyx and she had a bit of dried blood on her jacket and her hair messy. 
“Nyx, What the fuck” The employee exclaimed.
“Oh, don’t worry Adam, the blood’s not mine,” Nyx stated calmly. Felix and Marinette were staring at her wide-eyed. 
“That isn’t reassuring Nyx, do I need to call someone or what do I need to do” Adam exclaimed holding his phone at the ready to dial.
“No, Adam, just calm down, all I did was get in a small fight with a bitch and her dog,” Nyx said calmly finally making her way to Felix and Marinette, “Noone died but we did get kicked out for today and we can go back tomorrow.” 
“Well do I need to call your guardian or?” Adam asked still holding on to his phone
“Nah it’s fine just continue as you were,” Nyx told him giving him a small smile before directing her attention to Felix and Marinette, She took a notion of them holding hands but said nothing of it, “Marinette you won’t have to worry about Lila or Alya for a while and because you went through something like this today I have to warn you both that our friends created a plan to match-make you guys.”
“Oh we knew about that” Felix said 
“Nyx, thank you for what you did but I am mad that you fought them,” Marinette said giving Nyx her ‘I’m disappointed in you’ look. 
“Yeah well,” Nyx shrugged off the look mostly unfazed by it., “Anyway I actually only came to tell you about that and to warn you about the group but I gotta leave now cause I have a thing to do, so adìos mis preciosos”
With that, she left leaving Marinette and Felix alone again. They both looked at each other and smiled. They got up and left the shop thanking Adam for his service and apologizing for staying after closing hours, he assured them that it was no problem. They walked to Marinette’s home in silence never once letting go of each other's hand.
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gaylotusthatexists · 4 years
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something wrong
pairing: logicality
summary: Logan feels like there’s something wrong with him. Patton helps him to realise there isn’t.
trigger warnings: break up, questioning sexuality
word count: 1500
a/n: day twenty two!!!! today’s prompt was ‘self discovery’. this was a lot of fun for me to write (although i am sorry for. the bit in the middle haha sorry pat). i hope y’all enjoy this <3
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Whenever anybody asked Logan who his celebrity crush was, he never knew what to say. Same with when he was asked when he was going to get a girlfriend, or if he liked anyone from his class. Or when they were doing a writing exercise in English and had to describe their dream date or their dream girl and Logan couldn't picture anything for the life of him.
He would sometimes lay in his bed at night, staring at the ceiling, and try to figure out what was wrong with him. No matter how hard he tried, he could never imagine himself in a relationship with a girl, couldn't even figure out why somebody would want that. Every time his friends would inform him of a new girlfriend, he'd always just scoff and ask them why, and they'd always look at him like he was insane. So he'd clarify, asking them why they wanted to be in a relationship in the first place, and then his friends would get offended and leave, and he never understood that. He supposed that having a girlfriend could be nice, somebody to talk to perhaps, but... well, the idea of kissing and holding hands with a girl didn't appeal to Logan at all.
So, for a while, he thought that maybe the problem was that he was trying to imagine himself with a girl. He was fourteen when he first learnt what the term 'gay' meant - a sheltered upbringing paired with growing up in a fairly conservative town meant he'd never been told about any of that, or even thought to question it - and, for a while, he considered that maybe the reason he wasn't 'falling in love' with any girls was because he was actually attracted to guys. He experimented a little - not a lot, more just looked at some guys and tried to figure out why he didn't particularly want to date any of them either, or why he didn't find any male celebrities particularly attractive.
He thought that maybe this whole crisis would be put behind when when he met an actual gay person, by the name of Patton - a new student in his class, who'd quickly warmed up to him. He was bubbly and sweet and kind of cute, in a way, with curly hair and round glasses and a contagious smile. Logan enjoyed his company, loved how Patton would listen to him to info-dump and how Patton would sometimes sing and how Patton would always sit with him and talk, no matter what. A couple months into their friendship Patton asked Logan to be his boyfriend, and Logan didn't really see a reason to refuse. Patton was nice and Logan wouldn't have minded spending the rest of his life with him, so being his boyfriend would make sense, right?
That crisis was over. He was gay, probably, and did want a relationship, maybe. With Patton, specifically.
Except... things still didn't feel right. He somewhat felt the desire to go on dates now, he supposed - any time hanging out with Patton was perfect, and the fact that they now referred to these outings as 'dates' didn't really change a thing - but Logan still found himself... pushing Patton away. Patton would kiss him sometimes, even just tiny pecks on the cheeks, and every kiss left a weird feeling in Logan's stomach. Patton would always greet Logan with a hug in the morning, which he did before anyway but as a couple it felt different, and Logan wasn't sure if he liked it. Even the word 'boyfriend' tasted sour on his tongue, like it didn't describe the relationship he wanted with Patton.
When things started becoming even more physical with Patton, Logan said nothing. He allowed Patton to kiss him and hold hands and cuddle him during movie nights, because he hated the sad look on Patton's face whenever Logan would push him away. He tried not to show how uncomfortable he was during all of this, because logically he shouldn't have been uncomfortable with any of it - he did love Patton, Patton was the most important person in his life, he just... didn't seem to love Patton in the way he was supposed to.
Maybe those kids from school were right. Maybe Logan was incapable of real love.
Eventually, it all became too much. Logan... didn't want to do this to Patton, but he didn't want to hurt Patton, or himself, any more. So, one day, Logan sat Patton down for a talk.
"I..." Logan was usually so good with words, so why was he struggling now? "I- I can't do this."
Patton frowned. "Can't do... what?"
"This." He breathed in and out. "Us. I- I love you Patton, I really do, but..."
"Are you... breaking up with me?"
Logan glanced down the floor, unable to bear the look in Patton's eyes. "I... think it's best for us to do so."
Patton fell silent, and that broke Logan, to the extent that he felt like he may cry. He didn’t know why - he wasn’t exactly happy in a romantic relationship with Patton, so really ending things should make him feel better, right? Or maybe...
“It’s nothing to do with you,” Logan promised, looking back at Patton only to find Patton avoiding his gaze. “It’s... It’s me, really. I- I think you’re amazing and perfect and I absolutely love being your friend, I wouldn’t even mind still being in a... close relationship to you, I just... All this romantic stuff doesn’t feel right. I don’t- I don’t think I’m into guys, really.”
Patton frowned. “Are you straight, then?”
“No, I...” Logan breathed in. “I don’t know what’s wrong with me. I’ve never- I’ve never really had the desire to be in a close, physical relationship with anyone. You’re... You were the first people I could actually imagine myself spending a significant amount of time with, but... I don’t know, being your boyfriend just feels...” He trailed off. He didn’t know how to explain himself, and Patton only seemed to be growing more and more upset.
Logan stood up, going to pace around the room. It felt weird sitting still, with Patton staring at the floor. Surely there was something wrong with him - if he loved Patton so much and it hurt him so much to end things with him, why didn’t he want to be in a romantic relationship with him? It didn’t make any sense.
Logan ended up going home, parting ways with Patton. They were still... sort of friends, he supposed, but things still felt weird between them. Perhaps because Logan knew how Patton really felt about him, and it pained Logan that he physically could not reciprocate those feelings. He wanted to, wanted to have that closeness they used to have even before they dated, but... things weren’t the same.
Until another day, a month or so after things ended, when Patton approached Logan and sat down. “I have something you may find interesting,” he said.
Logan raised an eyebrow. “Yeah?” It had been ages since Patton had gotten straight to the point like this - over the past month, they’d settled into a routine of awkward smalltalk before the real conversation.
“I was doing some research the other night,” Patton said, “because of some stuff you said when... y’know.” Logan did know, and he didn’t particularly want to be reminded about it. “You said that you... didn’t feel the desire to be in a romantic relationship, right?”
Logan nodded. “Yes. I- I don’t know. It just... feels uncomfortable, imagining myself in one.” He didn’t mentioned that he’d also felt uncomfortable being in one, for fear that that may upset Patton more than necessary.
“Yeah, so, I found this term some people use,” Patton continued. “A couple terms, actually. I...” He dug through his bag and handed a notebook over to Logan, with a page filled with definitions open. The very first one struck Logan in a way he’d never felt before.
aromantic: a lack of romantic attraction
Logan blinked, over and over again. That... “There’s a word for that?” he whispered, glancing back at Patton.
A small smile grew across Patton’s face. “Yeah. I- I don’t know if that’s you, but... I don’t know. You said you thought that something was wrong with you, but there... there’s other people who feel the same way.”
“I’m not alone.” Logan scanned over the rest of the definitions, making some mental notes to research more into it later. But after a while of sitting in silence, Logan smiled and turned back to Patton. “Thank you. I- I think I...” He didn’t finish. Patton just smiled back, looking happy that Logan had figured something out.
Logan still didn’t know what to say when people asked him about crushes or relationships, but at least now he knew why he never knew what to say. He didn’t feel like he needed a romantic relationship, and that was fine. There was nothing wrong with him, at all.
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quickspinner · 4 years
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WIP Report 7/24/20
First of all, to all my recent new followers, hi!! Thanks for checking out my work. Here’s an info post you may find helpful! 
Second, thank you to everyone who’s been encouraging me to take care of myself. I promise I will. 💜
Third, I like to keep people updated on what I’m working on so here’s a little update.
I’m hoping to have the Killer Combo epilogue out by the beginning of next week. If it takes me longer than that I’ll know I’m overthinking it. 😆 The epilogue is from Luka’s POV, so if there’s anything from the story you especially want his take on, feel free to reply to this post or drop an ask in my box. I can’t promise I’ll cover everything (you guys I am not writing a 20k word epilogue shut up @verfound​ I can hear you cackling), but I’ll keep in mind what you guys want to see. 
I put every other story on hold while I finished Killer Combo. I still have a bunch of things I want to work on; the soulmate fic, a part two for Man’s Best Fang, and the final installment for my kiss prompt series April Kisses. I’m also participating in the Lukanette exchange, so that story’s a sekrit but you can expect to see it in September. If there’s something not on this list you’ve been hoping for an update on, let me know. (The internet being what it is, I feel compelled to add that nagging authors is not cool or productive, but I’m specifically saying it’s okay to ask this time.)
I might take a break from the next Six Sentence Sunday and WIP Wednesday (I am tired, y’all, lol) but you can watch for those for little tastes of what I’m working on. I always enjoy seeing people’s reactions.
Okay, so let’s talk Beautiful Dreams (don’t worry, it’s not bad news).
The short version: It’s next on the priority list, but I can’t really give an estimate for when the next chapter will be out.
The longer version:
Beautiful Dreams really got pushed to the back burner and I’m really sorry about that. I usually don’t start posting multichapter story until I’m more than halfway done with them so that I can keep the updates coming relatively quickly, but it just didn’t go down that way this time. In retrospect, starting to post KC and BD at the same time was a bad decision and I should have known better, but the real hang-up was that I was ten thousand words into the next chapter and I hadn’t even touched on half the stuff I’d planned to include. I got stuck for a while trying to figure out what needed to happen in which order and where I could break things up differently than I had planned, and somewhere in there I realized that I had really jumped too far ahead in the relationship. So a big chunk of the stuff I had already written got pushed out to the next chapter, and I started filling in the stuff I felt like I’d skipped.
So, I’ve got about 15k words worth of unpublished material, it’s just not all consecutive yet, and the story itself will probably be a couple of chapters longer than I had originally estimated. I don’t know how long it’ll take me to get from where I am to the next chapter coming out--I’ll be honest, I need a little bit of breathing space after those last couple KC chapters, but my plan is to make enough progress between now and when I do publish the next chapter so that there won’t be a huge delay in the remaining chapters. 
I know this story is a little out of the norm for me, a little heavier than my usual lighthearted fluff. I feel like I get a lot of comments that are vaguely uneasy about it, like people want to like it and aren’t sure they do, and that’s okay. But also know that it’s totally okay to stop reading if you don’t care for it (although, please don’t tell me), or just wait and read it when it’s finished. 
On the other hand. I’m gonna vent for just a second, even though I usually try not to, even though I don’t think any of the problem people are reading this: I’m really tired of getting asked about why Adrien and Marinette divorced. We’ll get there eventually, we will find out more about what happened, but at the moment in the story, it just isn’t that important. To be clear: I don’t mind people wondering (you’re supposed to!) and I don’t mind people saying “gosh I hope we find out more!” What I mind are the comments/questions that leave me feeling like those people are not here for the story I’m writing, but for some other story that they mysteriously think is going to be told (which is why I think they’re probably not reading this blog lol, or they would know). The why matters in that it influences Marinette’s approach to her relationship with Luka, but it’s not the point of the story. 
So that’s a little frustrating; I should have expected it and I didn’t and it throws me off a little bit that it feels like people can’t enjoy the story until they feel like they have a chance to pass judgement about whether the divorce is Justified. Even if it wasn’t, even if Marinette made a terrible mistake that she deeply regrets, it happened, it’s not really something you can take back easily even if you realize it was a mistake, and even if it were take-backable, it’s not getting taken back because I am a Lukanette author and this is a Lukanette story. While I tried to form the backstory from a realistic, plausible, in-character point of view on all sides, and I personally think her reasoning is sufficiently compelling, I have zero investment or interest in whether or not Marinette leaving was “fair” to Adrien. Mutual, equal agreement from both parties is not required to end a relationship. 
Okay I feel better now. Off the soapbox. 😆
So, that’s where we are at the moment. Thanks for your support!
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More of my bad writing
Hey y’all, I’m back, this time with a multi-chapter fic! My first multi-chapter danger days fic, actually. I had a lot of emotions so I decided I would write a fix-it, and I don’t regret it. 
Title: let me be the one to save you
Chapter Title: They Took Motorbaby
Wordcount: 1226
Summary: Cherri Cola comes with the Fabulous Four to rescue the Girl, and everything hurts just a little bit less.
Aka I have feels about the Four's deaths and I wanted things to be happy for once. There's a lot of pain too though, don't worry :))).
Warnings: No big ones for this chapter, but there is some implied past self-destructive behavior.
Taglist: @stressed-depressed-emo-mess @tasteofamnesia @sleevesareforlosers @wishiwasthemoon-tonight
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They hear about the Girl being taken before the Fabulous Four even arrive at Dr. Death Defying’s radio station. Show Pony brings the dreadful news, lacking eir usual grin as ey tells Cherri Cola and Dr. Death Defying what went on. Motorbaby was captured by Better Living Industries and the Fabulous Four were injured in the clap.
Dr. Death Defying and Cherri Cola look at each other and know this is the beginning of the end.
Cherri is sitting in the corner of the room, trying not to think about what will happen now, when the Four walk in the door.
The first thing out of Party Poison’s mouth is “They took Motorbaby.”
“I know,” D says. Cherri admires his calm as Poison clenches their fists.
“We’re getting her back.”
“I know.”
There’s no point in trying to talk the fabulous killjoys out of this. All of them know that the Four will walk into Battery City to get the Girl back, and all of them know the Four won’t walk back out of Battery City.
“How can we help?” Dr. Death Defying asks.
“We need info. Where she is. How to get there. Weaknesses in Batt City. Anythin’ you can find.”
D nods, and the next several hours are spent planning. Cherri watches from this corner, unwilling to help his friends plan a mission that will kill them. He knows they’ll go with or without his help, and he knows that he should give them the best chance of success, but he can’t bring himself to help send them to their deaths.
Eventually, Jet Star makes their way over to him as the rest fight over what entrance would be the best to use, settling on the seat next to him.
Cherri watches them bite their lip, looking much less sure than usual. “Hey, Cherri, I hate to ask this, but-“
He knows what they’re going to say before they do. “I don’t fight.”
Jet’s face is pleading. “Please, Cola, I-“ he twists his hands together. “I was the best shot of the four, but now…”
Cherri knows what comes after that too as Jet fiddles with their eye patch. “But now you’re missing depth perception.”
“Exactly. Now I can’t shoot even half as well as I used to, and we’re about to go on the most dangerous mission of our lives. Dr. D says you’re the best shot in the desert, and-“ They look away. “If I can’t help my crew with my own skill, I’m getting help for them whatever way I can.”
Cherri is silent for a moment longer, thinking the other’s words over. On one hand, the four are young, far too young to die. If they die and it’s his fault, he won’t be able to live with himself. On the other, he can already feel the memories rising up to choke him, and he doesn’t know if he can bring himself to fight again.
Jet’s shoulders slump, and, ultimately, that’s what tips the scales.
If there’s one thing in the world that Cherri Cola hates more than having to fight, it’s hurting the people he loves.
So as Jet stands, slow and sad, and makes to go to the rest of their crew, Cherri reaches out and snatches his wrist. “Jet, wait.”
The fragile hope on their face breaks his heart. “I’ll do it.”
“Really?” Their voice mirrors their face, the faintest bit of hope creeping through the fragile tone.
“Yes. I’ll go with you to Battery City.”
It doesn’t matter that it’s been years upon years since he last saw Battery City, it doesn’t matter that he wishes he never has to use a ray gun again, it doesn’t matter that he can already feel the blood coating his hands again. The safety of his friends--of his family--will always come first.
Jet breathes a sigh of relief, and Cherri is once again violently reminded of how young he is. How young they all are. They’re all teenagers, hardly older than he was the first time a ray gun was shoved into his hands.
That thought fills him with greater certainty that he made the right choice as Jet leads him over to the rest of the group, who are still furiously debating.
“Guys.”
Everyone continues to argue.
“Guys,” they say again, sounding very tired. “Cola is coming with us.”
“Cola?” Kobra Kid snorts incredulously. “Really?”
It takes all of Cherri’s effort not to flinch. “I’m a better shot than any of you. You’ll need that in Battery City.” He doesn’t want to sound arrogant, but he is one of the best. Always has been. He used to resent that, given how much shit it got him into, but if his prowess with a ray gun can save his friends, it will be worth every bit of it.
Thankfully, Kobra backs down at that, and Fun Ghoul doesn’t say anything about it.
Party Poison looks him over, strangely searching despite having known Cherri for years. Cherri tries not to wince, but it still hurts as Poison says “You better be able to shoot as good as you promise.”
“I can.”
“He can,” Dr. Death Defying puts in, and Cherri is grateful for the backup even if he can feel D’s intense gaze on him.
Finally, Poison nods as if to say ‘welcome to the team’. Jet Star quickly fills him in on the plan, and eventually the fabulous four are being shooed off with a firm “You need to sleep, or you’ll be no use,” From Dr. Death Defying.
Speaking of D, the second the teenagers leave, he turns to Cherri. “You’re going with them?” It would be a neutral question if the worry and disapproval in his voice weren’t so clear.
“I’m going with them.”
“You’re not going to come back,” the other DJ warns. “If you go, you may well die.”
“If I don’t, all of them will die.”
“You don’t have to do this.”
“Yes, I do! I can’t let them die if it’s in my power to save them.”
“And what about your own life? What about you?”
“I-“ Cherri suddenly understands exactly why Dr. Death Defying is trying to keep him from going. “D, it’s not the Analog Wars anymore. I’m not the person I was then. I might be going into a dangerous situation, but I’m not throwing myself headfirst at the danger anymore.”
“I know. But I also know that you don’t care about your life half as much as the rest of us do.”
He hesitates for a moment because it’s true, the people he cares about come first. But- “It’s different. I have friends now.”
“You had me, even back then,” D points out dryly.
“I have family now,” Cherri corrects himself. “I’m not going to go around leaving you or Newise or Show Pony, not if I can help it.”
“I’m still going to worry.”
“I know. But…I’m not going to die. And even if I did, it’s not worth letting four teenagers die just to save my life.”
Dr. Death Defying visibly winces. “Your life is worth more than you think, Cherri.”
“But it’s not worth theirs.”
The other sighs, but doesn’t try to argue. “Just be careful, and come home safe.”
“I will,” Cherri says.
They both know that’s a promise he can’t keep.
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kevnus · 5 years
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       ⎿  MUSE 14  :  KJ APA, CIS MALE, HE/HIM ⏋  oh look,  KEANU BOURNE  is back, the TWENTY TWO  year old  HEAD OF SPORTS  at camp otenaw. looks like it’s their  FOURTH  year as a staff member. rumour has it, they tend to be  ROGUISH  and  ENIGMATIC , but hopefully we’ll get to see their  VENTURESOME  and  DAUNTLESS  side too. I heard they  LOST HIS SPORTS SCHOLARSHIP DUE TO A FAILED DRUG TEST ; let’s hope this will be an epic summer ! 
       yo yoo what’s good fam i’m cj, 22 y/o, living it up in the ast part of the planet  ( canada to be exact so i’m pretty pumped for this rp woO )  and this here idiot boy is keanu  ( @ his parents: named after the actor?? ...,,,.. maybe asdfsd )  i have a pinterest board for him  HERE  , his stats page set up  HERE  , and a wanted connections page set up  HERE  with some suggestions so if y’all would like to plot don’t be afraid to hmu !! below the cut lies some shitty general info on this guy :~)
one of the few scrawny ginger kids at his elementary school, he was picked on a lot as a kid, which is the main root source of his boisterous personality now. keanu learned to stick up for himself at a young age, his parents even going so far as registering him for karate lessons after he begged them for nearly two years.
through playing vigorous sports constantly, and just being an overall active kid, once he hit puberty? it was game over. his scrawny bod filled out with muscle and his boyish features were given a more chiselled touch, leading him to become one of the more popular dudes all through high school.
he played every sport he could possibly handle as a kid and through his teens, but eventually favoured three: baseball, basketball, and football. he was actually awarded a sports scholarship to his first choice college thanks to his stellar academics and excelling promise on the field(s).
after studying for three years at said college, a surprise ( but routine ) drug test was failed on his part and his scholarship was taken from him, leaving keanu struggling to come up with the funds to continue his studies. however it pretty much dashed his hope at joining the major leagues, thanks to this stigma reputation he received once rumours spread. 
everyone back home is talking a bunch of shit about him doing hardcore party drugs or steroids but really..........all he did was smoke some weed and got caught rip
ok SO AS FOR HIS CAMP LIFE; keanu first started going to camp when he was just nine years old. as a proud boy scout, he loved ( and still loves ) exploring the great outdoors, learning about the wildlife, going into survival mode, etc. hunting frogs and snakes was prob his fav thing to do, but participating in outdoor activities and playing sports weren’t far behind on his list.
he was somewhat of a little prankster, he loved spooking his fellow campers with ghost stories and later jumping out at them when they least expected it ( or were already on the verge of pissing themselves lmao ). kind of a little shit, keanu also snuck frogs and bugs into the girls’ cabins to later laugh his head off at them shreiking in discovery.
like honestly his fondest memories all come from camp otenaw :’)
sO that’s the main reason why he converted from camper to counsellor?? he just loves the camp so much tbh
he the first year he spent as a sports counsellor, but was promoted to head of sports once the former head worked their last summer in that position. he loves every bit of it. keanu has a very Cool Dad relationship with the kids at camp; he jokes around with them and leaves the harsh scoldings to other counsellors bc he just ..... can’t bring himself to be mean to any of them sdfhgjks
he also makes a point to join in on some of the games they play but he obvi doesn’t go full throttle & demolish them lmao. he’ll be dramatic and throw his ass to the ground by ‘tripping’ over his feet, do some 007 james bond stunts u know bUT he still gently pushes them to do their best and really get into whatever sport they’re playing g bless his kind soul
as for his relationship with most of the counsellors, keanu loves to have a good time ok. after hours, when the kiddies are all in bed, he’s 100% down to have a little party of their own, maybe sneak in some beer from town to drink, sit around a fire jamming on his guitar, take a boat out on the lake, go skinny dipping, go for long as walks on the trails - literally anything. he feels so relieved / free from the stress and responsibilities at home while at otenaw camp so ... hit up this wild child for a fun time!!!
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pass-the-bechdel · 5 years
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Marvel Cinematic Universe: Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017)
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Does it pass the Bechdel Test?
Yes, six times.
How many female characters (with names and lines) are there?
Five (35.71% of cast).
How many male characters (with names and lines) are there?
Nine.
Positive Content Rating:
Three.
General Film Quality:
The pacing is a disaster, the story is weak, and if the style of comedy isn’t to your taste it can be very grating, but the central theme has at least some glimmers of genuine quality.
MORE INFO (and potential spoilers) UNDER THE CUT:
Passing the Bechdel:
Gamora passes with Ayesha. Nebula and Gamora conflict. Gamora asks Mantis about her empathic abilities. Gamora passes with Mantis. Gamora and Nebula fight. Gamora confronts Mantis.
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Female characters:
Meredith Quill.
Gamora.
Ayesha.
Nebula.
Mantis.
Male characters:
Ego.
Peter Quill.
Drax.
Rocket.
Groot.
Stakar Ogord.
Yondu Udonta.
Taserface.
Kraglin.
OTHER NOTES:
Nice of Ayesha to randomly exposition on the way her people are created, even though it is not relevant to the plot or anything else at all. 
Gold Ben Browder is the highlight of this film. Because it’s Ben Browder. And he’s gold.
The immature escape-from-the-Sovereign-fleet bickering between Quill and Rocket (with chimes in from Drax) while Gamora is the Token Female and Wet Blanket is just...chafing a really tedious cliche. 
Drax hanging out the back of the ship as they’re crashing is one of those things where the characters are so unrealistically indestructible it makes it hard to engage with the idea that they’re ever in real danger. That happens a lot in this movie.
Android prostitutes. Sigh.
Daddy issues. Never seen that done before. Thrilling.
First time I saw this movie I thought it was a weird choice to make the raccoon the main character of the B plot, but to be honest, Rocket is the best of the Guardian characters and front-lining him is one of the better choices of the film.
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The whole idea that Quill was able to hold an Infinity Stone because he’s half god really fucks over the whole ‘the Guardians teamed up to withstand the power of the stone together’ thing. Like, nevermind, that whole climactic moment from the first film didn’t mean shit, Quill is a half-god.
Kraglin thinks that Nebula would be the type to buy a pretty necklace or a nice hat and this is just one of those weak, gender-stereotyped jokes that makes me annoyed at the lack of awareness in writing ALIEN CULTURES and also just, like, the basic ability to comprehend character personalities. I complained about this when I reviewed the first Guardians film, but honestly. Whether in throwaway lines or entire plot arcs, these movies are rife with gendered writing, more than any other films in the MCU so far, and that doesn’t make a lick of sense. ALIEN. CULTURES. GUYS. 
He’s playing catch with his dad and MY GOD, glowy god power should not be this trite and boring. 
This script has a bad habit of over-playing its jokes. You gotta know when to stop, y’all.
URRRGGH, the momentum of this movie straight-up dies every time the plot shifts back to Quill and his dull daddy issues. The imbalance between the A and B plots is staggering.
Gamora and Nebula’s conflict and eventual reconciliation is one of those few quality emotional beats in this movie; the recognition that the hate that has been engendered between them comes from the abuse they suffered at Thanos’ hands, and that they are both victims of him, not of one another. It’s a kind of insightfulness that is surprising, considering the cliches and under-developed arcs that populate the rest of the film.
Credit where it’s due for genuinely funny jokes that they don’t overplay: the Mary Poppins gag, Drax’s nipples, the giant Pac-Man.
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Yondu deserved a better movie, man. I don’t know why the rest of this story is such a mess when the little slivers it gets right are so spot-on.
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So, daddy issues. It’s one of the most overdone cliches in the history of storytelling, typically stemming from a very performative-masculine root (the father as the only/most important role model for his son, specifically in modelling manliness), and/or the old-fashioned patriarchal idea of the son as his father’s heir (and the idea that that makes the relationship between a father and son more profound than any other). Men love to write stories about their daddy issues, despite the fact that they’re rarely interesting or unusual or different to the billion other daddy issues stories that have already been told. As such, the fact that this movie is built around that same-old-same cliche is a fact distinctly to its detriment; that said, it’s also the one well from which it draws any spark of meaningful inspiration. 
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The dot points above have already made it clear to which sparks of inspiration I refer; the Daddy Issues threads with Gamora and Nebula and their abusive father Thanos, and Quill’s realisation of the way Yondu ended up filling the fatherhood role in his life. Gamora and Nebula’s Daddy Issues are automatically fresher than the average on account of them not being dudes (Ant-Man had the same thing going for it, though that movie made a much greater strength out of it); that said, the fact that Thanos’ terrible parenting forms the backbone of the two sisters’ conflict and eventual unification is not what makes that slice of the plot work: it’s the sibling bonding, not the Daddy Issues. The sibling bonding is where the fire’s really at (again, enriched by the fact that the characters are female; funny how the under-representation of women (or any group) in media can make even small amounts of representation seem impressive just for existing), but unfortunately, that bond is pared down to the absolute minimum number of scenes possible for functionality as a subplot, and therefore we never really get to enjoy what it offers so much as we kinda point and wave at it as it goes by. Yondu gets a bit more play, both through the character’s own ruminations on his life/personality/relationships while hanging in the B plot with Rocket, and through Quill’s Daddy Issues whining in the A plot to which Yondu’s relevance provides the only saving grace. Still, Yondu’s place in the plot and in Quill’s life only gains narrative weight in the final act, leading to a cathartic denouement for the character, but not for the film itself. The bloated emptiness of the A plot with Ego is something which Yondu’s meaningful sendoff cannot retroactively undo.
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I’m...trying to figure out if I have anything nice to say at all regarding Ego and all that he entails, but I’m not coming up with anything. A godlike character who is also kinda-sorta a literal planet should not be so devoid of interesting factors, and yet, here we are. With every overdone boring Daddy Issues cliche in the book, played straight. We’ve got ‘I never knew my father!’ abandonment-resentment! We’ve got father-son bonding (heavy Americana edition)! We’ve got the heir-to-my-empire, follow-in-my-footsteps schtick! If it’s overdone and boring, we’ve got it! The fancy special effects visuals can’t make up for the total absence of compelling plot (the first movie in the franchise also made that mistake, though it at least faked it on the plot front a little better), and the shapelessness of the story on Ego prior to the reveal wreaks havoc on the pacing of the movie; where the B plot has trajectory from the jump, the A plot just kinda wanders around, having nothing new or interesting to do or say, nor even any thoughtful ways to bring itself around to that aforementioned reveal (as with the first film, things just kind of conveniently happen and characters go places and say things at the opportune times; nothing flows naturally from one event to the next, cause and effect style. I am baffled that people think James Gunn knows how to plot).
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Speaking of characters going places and saying things, this film also does a very poor job of utilising its cast in a meaningful way, which makes it kinda embarrassing that it’s called Guardians of the Galaxy as if the whole team actually matters. Much like in the first film, Drax is just an extra without any real plot or purpose of his own, no narrative or character arc to speak of beyond being a total douche to the new female character on the block, Mantis (the fact that the movie uses Mantis as a punching bag and laughing stock for the so-called good guys is among its more tasteless sins). Groot, meanwhile, was already more of a gimmick than a character, but that’s up to eleven now, and like Drax he could pretty easily be excised from the story without lasting effect. Gamora’s interactions with Nebula are really her only good fodder; her tangential attachment to Quill is incidental and has no personal relevance for Gamora, she’s just providing someone for Quill to bounce his inane misogyny off, because how would we recognise him without it? Quill being the centre of this plot does at least make sense this time (sleeping pill that it is), unlike in the first film where he was frankly pointless to the story; nevertheless, the drudging Daddy Issues cliche of this movie fails to make anything insightful or impactful out of Quill’s experiences. As noted earlier, Rocket is, bizarrely, the only character who feels like his story matters, and it’s his and Yondu’s character exploration that wins the prize as the highlight of an overall weak, spectacle-laden film that thinks it’s much funnier than it really is. 
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It’s no secret at this point that I don’t care for the Guardians franchise, but it isn’t complete absent glimmers of good promise and creative storytelling. Unfortunately, it’s also largely overrun with lazy plotting and vaguely-connected strings of shenanigans that prioritise rapidly-staling comedic beats over any semblance of narrative cohesion or character development. A rocking soundtrack and a smattering of toilet humour does not a worthy film make; it’s not like I’m going in looking for some high-brow drama, I just prefer my entertainment to hang together a little better than this does, and it surprises me a bit to hear people sing the praises of something so very, very messy. Whatever. It did its job for Marvel’s bottom line, so I don’t expect they’ll cook up any quality improvements for the third film of the franchise, when it comes. I sure would be glad to be wrong, though. There’s so much potential they’re wasting here.
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