hob in the dreaming just minding his own business:
dream: *drops a book on a table that was not there three seconds ago*
hob: hey buddy… there a problem?
dream, glaring at the book: yes
hob:
dream, still glaring:
hob: …wanna share?
dream: do you truly believe i do not care for you?
hob:
hob: what the fuck??
dream, opening the book that is hob’s letters (written and unwritten) and pointing to one from a couple weeks ago:
the letter: “…and maybe sometimes i still wonder if you’ll come back. if you’re just amusing yourself with me…”
hob: what about that says i don’t care about you?
dream: it implies that i do not care for you. do you think so little of me?
hob, breaking out of that weird dream space where your brain just accepts stuff and actually analyzing what is going on: wait, no. hold on. how do you have this?
hob, scanning through a set of letters he wrote on an artistic kick in the 1700s: no really! how do you have these?
dream: my realm contains every book ever written and unwritten.
hob: and so you read my letters?
dream: they were addressed to me
hob: no. no. they were not addressed to anyone. they were unsent.
dream: i’m clearly the intended recipient.
hob: you are not. i never meant you to read these.
hob: i never even wrote some of these! i just thought this one.
hob: did you read all of them??
dream:
dream: yes.
hob: what the fuck?
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satan, upon opening the fridge: uh, why’s this paper bag have “dead dove, do not eat? there’s not even a dead dove in here, just a manuscript?
mc, without looking up: oh, i wrote that. just leave it in there, okay?
*later*
satan: MC, what the FUCK is this story? i think i’m traumatised?? how did you manage to traumatise a DEMON?
mc: well, it said do not eat. i’m writing a sequel with the same warning, wanna read it?
satan, crying: NO
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Celia asking if they can look up specifc cases about specific things made me instantly suspicious, and not for the first time I’m wondering why she applied for this job… what are you looking for Celia?
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“I definitely should have read the tags on that fic way closer”
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satisfy this curiosity of mine.
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Ok, but what did he MEAN "We both get use out of the bookshop"???????
He was so smug
Is Crowley holding secret meetings there?
Is Aziraphale referencing Crowley coming over daily to faun over him? (Faun? Fawn?)
... I'm so curious!
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not me subscribing to all the people i know with OF as soon as i get $100 just because i’m curious
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I'm curious what others would vote for this
So... what genre out of these do you think I write the best?
@lordkingsmith @jvten @cryscal
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Doodling some stuff from the last CKTC chapter cuz I had so many vivid ideas of how stuff looked hghbb
PLUS THIS BASTARD WHO IVE HAD DESIGNED FOR MONTHS
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Thinking about Lawlight survival type AU: apocalypse AUs and horror AUs, and yeah, L and Light are both the type to die immediately. Within the first five minutes, at max.
Meet our protagonists:
Light "picked up a cursed notebook that looks like a chain mail and actually kills people" Yagami
L "provoke a supernatural killer on national TV in my intro scene" Lawliet
Tell me that doesn't sound like how the first victim of an apocalypse or horror movie dies. One out of macabre curiosity and the other with the desire to poke poke poke the unknown.
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the way my survival instinct is immediately turned off when a perfect unassuming predator approaches me being all coy and goregous.
hey girl. what if i pinned you in an alleyway and intimidated you into surrendering to me with my blank terrifying eyes you know spell doom.
thats vere for you.
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Curiosity Killed The Cat, Smash Hits (1987)
The Rise and Fall of Curiosity Killed The Cat
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