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new post as soon as i get bored of this dr ratio piece in my notes… so maybe in about a week?

#not content

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Confession of a grieving Palestinian, forever away from home.

(For the record, hopelessness does not mean giving up. When you feel like you can do so little, just do what you can. Donate. Protest. Scream the truth.)

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diavolo makes a pact with you

well, you never know

once upon a time, he brought it up to lucifer and barbatos

they shot him down immediately

receiving a lecture is bad enough but imagine receiving one from BOTH lucifer and barbatos

rip

he takes it like a champ tho. he’s way better than me cause i hate getting told off

years pass

the devil’s pudding event happens. diavolo almost learns his lesson that day.

like he says he has but there’s a lot of times where that memory crosses his mind and he sits there like huh. wish that could happen again

YOU learnt the lesson though, so it’ll NEVER happen again

if he brings it up on his birthday there’s a good chance you will look at him with disdain

he’s catching up on paperwork when something crosses his mind

maybe you’d be more into it if you had a pact with him?

the lecture he got from his two closest friends though was pretty awful though

but…

what if it was in secret?

what if, and he’s just throwing out ideas here, he gave lucifer a ton of work and made barbatos go on holiday and summoned you to his castle?

hypothetically.

you know, a will-never-happen scenario.

barbatos appears at his door soon after that.

“hey, barbatos. what did you need?”

“oh… nothing. i just got a bad feeling, that’s all.”

oops

another year goes by and the idea pops into his head again, about the same time as he sees you cuddling up with mammon

Right.

diavolo’s situation and this isn’t even remotely the same, because you don’t need a pact to cuddle and mammon is your first so he’s on a separate level altogether, but he chooses to ignore these details

it’s barbatos’ birthday. he gets sent off. hearing complaints, diavolo threatens him with two weeks

lucifer weirdly gets hit with a ton of work randomly. damn that’s crazy huh. do your best!!!

and you are summoned to the castle. you also get a bad feeling.

he tries to convince you that having a pact with him is a good idea

(some people are normal about this; i am not and wouldn’t need convincing personally)

you refuse.

if you bring this up to lucifer if he asks about your visit he is so screwed

ah, but maybe he could make you his unwilling partner in crime…?

pulls a lucifer and forces it on you. suddenly you have a big fancy mark around your neck.

he’s pretty proud of it. you cover your face with your hands and go oh my god.

it feels like it could be exasperation but he would really prefer for it to not be that

lucifer asks what diavolo wanted you for and you weakly say it was for new clothes. new clothes that conveniently hide your collarbone

all of this is unraveled when someone (mammon) walks in on you getting dressed and screams bloody murder about the weird MARK on your neck

pacts are permanent and so is diavolo getting lectured

#it’s been a while #that’s cause i spend money on obey me #but i have no spendable money rn #anyway here’s content sorry for the dry spell #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me swd #obey me mc #obey me diavolo x reader #diavolo x reader #obey me diavolo #obey me headcanons #obey me barbatos #obey me lucifer #obey me pacts

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hrmm. well hold on now ive been filled with a sudden joy and whimsy for the world

#my bookmarks #bfb reblogs

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If I was a popular Tumblr blogger, I could go on here and say "my yaoi balls and my yuri nuts hurt" and receive notes one million billion. But alas. The peasant must toil the field.

#bfb reblogs #not content

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mc becomes immortal dateables become mortal?

(and if i do the brothers as well, ?)

you are on a walk with your loving boyfriend. “we should get to making you immortal,” he says. “that way we can spend the rest of our lives together.”

as a joke, you say: “…or, you could become mortal.”

BARBATOS

mc…

once again, he laments that he can’t give you enough of his time.

he can’t become mortal for you, he’s always busy running around the castle- you rarely get to spend much time with him

and certainly not as much time as ANY of the brothers

even belphie gets more time and that boy is sleeping 20 hours a day

he can make a pact, of course, but that doesn’t feel like it’s on even remotely the same level

“barbatos? it’s okay. really.”

time is ticking away for you. he’s no stranger to the hourglass of life (why won’t solomon’s run out >:/) but really, what can he give?

the man looks at you, admiring the stars, and makes a resolve that not even eternity could shake.

“mc? let’s make a pact. i promise i’ll spend more time with you- whatever you desire.”

DIAVOLO

he wants to.

he really, REALLY does.

but he just… can’t.

and he knows it, and he knows you know it, and that’s why it’s a joke, but…

after you leave he goes into a slump for hours

if he can’t give you his life, what can he give you?

starts looking for ideas. what is even on remotely the same level as that??

it hits him like a truck in the middle of the night

it breaks SO many invisible royal rules, so it fits him perfectly

“mc, i cannot become mortal for you. but let me offer you something similar? i want to make a pact with you.”

SIMEON

doesn’t hesitate

“okay.”

you stare at him in shock

“wh- what do you mean, okay?!”

simeon’s seen a lot, he’s done a lot, and he’s been to a lot of places!

but there’s nowhere he’d rather be than right next to you.

nothing he’d like to see more than you.

nothing he’d like to do more than you.

you mean so much to him, and if this is what it takes to show that love, so be it.

“mc, you are the light of my life. whatever it takes, i’ll spend the rest of it with you.”

SOLOMON

you just think he didn’t hear you, and conversation continues on as normal.

in reality, though, the idea is bouncing around in his head.

and it bounces around in his head for an entire WEEK before he goes up to you and gives his answer

he’s done a lot with his immortality! to just… give it up…?

solomon has watched the turn of the millennium! he’s in a pretty great spot!

a past him would scoff. no lover is worth immortality. he’d laugh at him for thinking it over for so long

when he comes to a decision, it just- it seems so obvious.

“okay.”

“what?”

“to what you said last week. about me becoming mortal. okay.”

“???”

“mc, really. how could an immortal life ever compare to what you’ve given me?”

#diavolo gives barbatos ANOTHER headache #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me swd #obey me mc #obey me simeon #obey me! #obey me barbatos #obey me solomon #obey me diavolo #obey me solomon x reader #obey me simeon x reader #obey me diavolo x reader #obey me barbatos x reader #solomon x reader #simeon x reader #diavolo x reader #barbatos x reader

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Enjoy these picnic & flower themed wallpapers of the boys 🌸

#bfb reblogs #my bookmarks

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Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #41

Lucifer: I'm at a loss for words! 

Mammon: Despite being ‘at a loss for words’, Lucifer yelled at me for the next 45 minutes.

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Dom Mc is underappreciated, Its like ppl forgot that these demons are supposed to be obeying us.

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satan's only the fourth brother bc if he was less powerful than asmo, asmo would've killed him centuries ago for his absolutely criminal fashion sense

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oh thank god you can now reply/comment on posts as a sideblog

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scawy monster D: (SOLOMON)

lucifer encounters a (tokyo) ghoul. the ghoul is YOU! the post is in the form of bullet points below the cut :) more details in the main post. [posting this from my phone, i’ll do all the hyperlinks when i get back from work]

warning: briefly mentions eating a demon

main post

masterlist

“could you please be a little more helpful”

“all my “being-helpful” is spent not doing what i want to solomon sorry”

oh yes it is

solomon smells so nice… mmm… yummy…

he cuts his finger and you pretend that you can’t stand the sight of blood

unfortunately this just makes him want to shove his bleeding finger in your face

watch out solomon, one day he’ll do it at a bad time and then he’ll have something to cry about

one time he really annoys you so you hunt down one of the demons he has a pact mark with and eat them

he notices the mark disappear from his body and goes ???

you say “fascinating. interesting, even.”

he figures the demon just took it a step too far with you and mammon got the bastard

when more demons disappear from his body he asks mammon to stop killing his demons directly

“just let me know if they cause problems okay???”

“wdym killing demons”

“uh. wdym you haven’t been killing them”

serial killer?? demon serial killer?

the way he finds out is you trying to sate yourself via his human flesh smell. it is not working

solomon is wholly distracted though

i mean why would he not be. you have your body entangled in his and keep murmuring things like “mmm” in a half-dazed state

doesn’t notice the demon sneaking up to kill you. or him.

you do though

the demon comes up to you with a knife, he goes to stab your neck

and he would’ve done it too if it wasn’t for you meddling kids! your kagune

you’ve been hunted down so much that it’s literally just a reflex at this point

you raise your arm and a rock hard kagune forms a shield

the blade flies out of the demon’s hand and solomon looks up because, sudden shadow, and they all just kinda stare at you

your kagune disappears and you untangle yourself from solomon

time to eat, you think

solomon misses you :(

you’re too busy filling your stomach to notice

you finish your meal and then start walking away

“uh, don’t you want to cuddle me some more mc?”

“no it’s okay. i’m full now”

give him a couple of seconds to figure it out

WAIT DID YOU EAT THAT DEMON

WAIT HAVE YOU BEEN EATING MY DEMONS

HAVE YOU JUST BEEN USING ME SO YOU DIDN’T EAT LOTS OF THEM

MC DID YOU WANT TO EAT ME

that’s the most important one. you don’t answer any of his questions

FASCINATED by your kagune though

it’s really heavy (as all kokaku kagunes are) so you only bring it out in the most dire of situations

because of how much you’ve Eaten though it’s typically a one hit kill whenever you strike, so you don’t notice it too much

“ooOooOO don’t make mc mad or else they’ll eat you!”

“eat me out???”

“outSIDE, yeah. don’t want to get your blood everywhere!”

solomon is just taunting the brothers. and freaking out luke

“am i yummy, mc?”

whatever those brothers are thinking, it can’t be good

judging from the expressions on their faces you can figure out what they’re thinking though. get your minds out of the gutters. damn.

“sometimes just the thought of you make me drool”

they want you six feet apart at all times now. lucifer even separates you in classes now

solomon finds you anyway

now that he knows you can just form a spear with no warning out of your shoulder blades you’ve just become so much hotter

saying “i need you” and “i need you too” and you both mean completely different things, but also the same thing at the same time

solomon barely escaped death when satan found him cuddling you in bed. barbatos was disappointed

seriously though, stop killing his demons. he’ll get you the meat you need just leave them alone :(

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new post coming soon

#not content #YET #the quality is so bad i promise it'll be better when it's posted