#HAAHAHA MY TURN!!!!

[anna-scribbles]

a NORMAL comic i drew BY MYSELF with NO HELP from @hamsternamedmarinette . in case u were wondering. <3

#HAAHAHA MY TURN!!!! #my turn as a stop on hamsternamedmarinette’s great american mutuals road trip 😎 #sorry about marinette’s knitting fingers. i don’t know how to knit #ml #miraculous #miraculous ladybug #marichat #marinette dupain cheng #chat noir #my art #and ONLY my art ‼️ don’t get it twisted ‼️ #happy 42nd birthday adrien<3

[splendidcyan]

Lots of sketchbook doodles based on "Hey Sister" by Peak_Fandom_Trash_935 on AO3, a total comfort fic for me LOL. mostly because I love Fives and Echo shenanigans and I love Ahsoka also being young, too!! She and Omega are the 501st's little sisters 🥰

#my art #illustration #sketchbook #hey sister #tcw #star wars #arc trooper fives #arc trooper echo #501st #captain rex #omega #ahsoka #padawan #fanfiction #umm yeehaw !!!!! ive had these for ages and finally im iploading them haahaha #i... adore how Echo and Fives faces turned out in that first pic haha

[beautifulpersonpeach]

Suga has to be the best gatekept secret in BTS. He is so beautiful, cute, caring, charming, and funny!!! After months of questioning your taste ranking him second after Jimin in visuals when tkk is right there!, I'm sorry to say I was wrong. Yoongi is THE visual. I'm not going to the concerts but every photo I see on Twitter makes me wish I was going BPP. Does it sound like I'm getting wrecked? It's because I am. I relate to your other anon so bad haahaha. Before this tour, only Jimin and Jung Kook turned my head, but Suga now owns my soul. Is this how people become true OT7? Through BTS concerts?

*

Ask 2: Anyhow, did you notice how obsessed (maybe too heavy a word) Yoongi is with BS&T Jimin?? I just noticed after Suchwita. I think he really likes & remembers bst Jimin fondly & fervently. Please correct my delusion, if you think it's farfetched. (While reading your blogs and army detective twts, I'm realizing more and more how clueless and unobservant I am. I've given up being astute in noticing these matters and just gonna outsource these insightful findings to others. haha) +

But I think, Yoongi really LOVES bst Jimin. I mean who wouldn't?!? I just watched the MV & performances, and WOW JIMIN!!!! My words don't do bst jimin justice. That head tilt?! the fluttering of his eyelids?! his hand motion? his jaw line? the way he glides?! I see a ballroom behind him! GAH. the song is a BOP. I'm absolutely mesmerized, and let's be real, who can blame Yoongi for forgetting how to close his mouth in front of jimin! I want members reacting to mvs back!! T T

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Hi Anon(s),

I started reading your asks giggling, by the time I got to the end I was full on howling lmaooo. Anon in ask 2, I too want the guys reacting to their MVs back, just cause we'll see them all going "Ahh, Jimin!"

Anon in ask 1, sigh, you have no idea what you’re in for with Yoongi.

Maybe all Yoongi biases are the same, because I truly feel like gatekeeping everything about him and I see that impulse in other Yoongi biases too. I’m very selfish with Yoongi.

You mentioned his visuals and him being caring etc, so let me try something here. It’s easy for me to talk about Jimin, but near impossible for me to talk about Yoongi, so I’m going to try talking about Yoongi through some of his actions with Jimin. And I’ll sprinkle in some okay pictures of him I don’t mind sharing, since you’ve acquired a taste for his visuals as well. :)

First, a preamble of his delectable visuals:

(ASDHJKJLSHKSADLK)

*

When people typically talk about Yoonmin, they stick to a rotation of Yoongi’s mouth hanging open watching Jimin, Jimin’s teasing of Yoongi, their bickering, etc. This is a jikook space so we hear all the time about how Jungkook looks out for Jimin, cares for him, encourages him and protects him. JK is introverted so when he becomes very assertive, usually on account of Jimin, it stands out. Yoongi too is introverted, but when he deals with Jimin he doesn't really break character, and so, oftentimes his quiet encouragement of Jimin, the significance of his actions, typically goes under the radar for a lot of people.

For example,

I'm not sure how many people realize how big a deal it was for Yoongi to recommend Jimin for A&R director when the boys were making BE. Jimin has said during that time, he felt lost - with their tour getting canceled, all their plans upended with no end in sight, the pandemic had taken away his core reason to live by his own admission i.e. performing for ARMYs. He was starting to drift and become unmoored (emotions we now see in Alone), and so Yoongi recognizing that, and recommending that Jimin take on the responsibility for determining the direction of their self-driven album, to get Jimin "closer to music again", is a small thing, but I see it as one of many ways Yoongi was pushing Jimin to better express and assert himself in that situation. Advice that Jimin finally took to heart during their Vegas concerts, when he began pursuing his solo music in force. The A&R role would’ve typically gone to RM since he drives most of their songwriting and oftentimes sets the tone of their music with BH, but Yoongi pushing for Jimin to be active, with Jimin eventually writing some songs for BE (though those were rejected), registered in my mind as yet another way Yoongi sees Jimin in ways many of the members don’t, and quietly advocates for him. Pushes him to go out of his comfort zone, because of how much he loves him. RM eventually took on a more active role during BE but Jimin being able to come on YouTube lives in Fall 2020 to talk about things he was doing for BE, those glimpses into him starting to find himself again, those details registered for me in ways I’m not sure I can properly express.

Yoongi sees Jimin, and loves him dearly. And it's mutual.

(I've never cared for animal prints but that leopard-print furry hat on Yoongi... he's a big cat)

*

Another moment I want to highlight is their 2016 Festa dinner. You know the one, where Taehyung talks about how Jimin grabs the spotlight/center. Yoongi was the first to come to Jimin's defense, saying how Jimin just naturally knows how to be a good performer, that a friend had told him that Jimin naturally knows how to act on stage to capture the audience. I'm not sure if it's obvious to many people, but that comment shifted the direction of the conversation, and soon other members were talking about how good and confident a performer Jimin is. J-hope would later say he's learned about performing by watching Jimin, and Jungkook would say this in later years too.

(… I have no words)

Yoongi saw Jimin's potential since way back in pre-debut, encouraging him and advocating for Jimin to be added to the final line-up in BTS, and has supported him in key periods of doubt since. Everyone saw how hard Jimin was working as one of the last trainees to join a nearly bankrupt agency with limited resources to train even just 7 people - I can't imagine the anxiety Jimin had to deal with but I imagine it was so much. And so when Jimin talks about that period and nearly always mentions how Yoongi supported him, I don't take it lightly.

(There's a reason Yoongi will always choose Jimin)

*

[Full disclosure here, but yoonmin's antics during the whole Shadow/Daechwita MVs shooting drives me to near madness. Because if you understand what Yoongi is, (which Jimin does btw), you'd see why this is borderline one of the most homoerotic unresolved cases we've ever had in Bangtan history.

If not for the fact that Jungkook exists, I'd be in a very different blog space right now honest to God. And I'll just leave it at that. ]

*

Whew! Okay, I need a break so enough about Yoonmin for now. I’ll try to focus more on Yoongi now.

Anon in ask 1, his pictures on Twitter is what’s fucking you up? Then welcome to my world lool. What got me initially though, was his music. Like, weeks later and I’m still struggling with myself not to loop D-DAY 40 hours a day 10 days a week. The fact he makes music like HUH?! while looking like this

(…and the fact this isn’t even in the top 30 hottest pictures I have of him. Just…)

I’ve written sonnets and poems about his voice and it still doesn’t feel enough to explain what it does to me.

(More Yoongi…)

(…just because…)

(…he’s that perfect.)

Good luck to you becoming a Yoongi bias because I have no idea how I’ve been surviving all these years. If we’re both still standing by the time this tour is over, please stop by my inbox again to tell me how you’re doing. I’d love to hear all about it. :)

#yoongi #min yoongi is a very serious problem for me #min yoongi #jimin #bts #park jimin #yoonmin #suga #agustd #agust d #bts suga

[alex-supremacy4]

car rife

i just wanted to write . this part

idgaf if my writikgn is shitty (i do gaf)

tw SPOILERS SPOILEEEEERS LOOK AWAY SPOILERS LOOK AWAAAYY and gore and blood n death mentions (also an image FAKE GORE AND BLOOD I PROMISE)

(that mf charlie is so lucky he couldnt ehar bud venting)

a few minutes into the car ride idfk

Bud: My mom gave me a sleeping pill. With warm milk... and honey.

Mitch (KEEP YOUR EYES OJ THE ROAD): What the hell are you talking about??

Bud: I was wide awake. I could hear the older boys outside, hunting for it like dogs.

Richie: You okay, Bud???

Bud: I saw it. Saw Sawtooth rise up, floating over some kid, some older kid, and I was waving at him, yelling. Trying to warn him, but...

Richie: What's the matter with you?

Bud: It was too late. He turned around, and-

THUD

SKRRRRTT

Mitch: SHIT!

heavy ahh breathing

Richie: Fuck!

engine stalling

charlie banging on the window from the trunk

Mitch: Shit.. (u said that already 😭)

Richie: Where'd it go?

Bud: Could be-... Could be the whole thing's over. Could be, right?

Mitch: It ain't over. C'mon!

Richie: I'm good.

pantign and looking for the body 💀💀

Mitch: Skid marks start here.

flashes light on the skid marks, but then charlie and the others realize the body isnt there anymore

Mitch: See if there's any more footprints down in that ditch.

going over to the fields

Richie: Shine the light up there.

WOW, TWIZZIES (i think) !!!! charlie, bud, and richie run to get some

Mitch: Hey, don't! Kill first, eat later. Remember?

mf did not stop them 😭

Charlie: I'm so fucking hungry...

chomp chomp

Charlie: You must've hit him, Mitch!

Bud (?): Busted him open like a pinata!

laughing and chuckling

Charlie: You won!

Richie, looking around: Where's the body?

these mfs do NOT CARE WHERE THE BODY IS!! mm twizzies (or something)

Richie: Hey, hey! Shh. Shhh.

grrrhhrggr growlong

Bud: What?

Richie: Shhh.

(I DIDNY KNOW WHAT TO SAY)

leaves rustling and crackling heard, sawtooth jack rising AHH AAAAAHHH

Richie: There!

insert running

charlie fucking screams for no reason (he will be screaming for a reason soon .)

sawtooth jack wheezing

blade slices as charlie screams again, falling over and breaking his FUCKNNG GLASSES smh

they take a minute to stop as they realize SOMETHING HAPPENED TO CHARLES !

Richie: Charlie? Charlie?! CHARLIE!!! CHARLIE!

WHATS WITH THIS MOVIR AND HEAVY BREATHING 😭

Richie: CHARLIE!!!

bud runs away in fear, fleeing the situation they're in right now

Richie: Bud, no!

rustling and wheezing HEESUUUUGGHHH

charlie screams again as he is dragged and SQUELCHING IS HEARD OH MY G

sigh. richie panting.

Richie: CHARLIE!

another blade slicing is heard. but then..

charlie is thrown up into the air, his body split in half from the waist.

and HES FUCKING SCREAMING OH KY GOD WHY ARW YOU ALWAYS SCREAMING. and a body thud is heard afterwards, landing on the ground.

richie is shocked by this, gasping. his breathing becomes ragged and shaky, then pointing to the cross that sawtooth jack was once on.

Richie: There!

both run as fast as they can, panting heavily as they tried not to trip or.. die.

but... another blade slicing was heard and a snarling noise.

both of the boys slow down. richie looks back at mitch, confused.

richie was terrified at the sight.

blood spurted everywhere from mitch's lower half of his head, his brains showing.

Mitch: Richie...

as mitch falls, a body thud is heard. richie backs away in fear and despair (haahaha danganronpa), already wanting this to end. he already lost two — or three — of his friends.

richie slowly looks up, a wheezing noise getting louder when sawtooth rises from hiding.

the wind blowing is just as loud as sawtooth jack, a mix of whistling and wheezing in richie's ears and triggering his fight-or-flight response.

richie is frozen in place and his breathing is ragged, deciding whether to try and stop sawtooth or run away. he didn't want to end up like his friends when running, but fighting back will just be more dangerous. sawtooth jack creeps closer, richie seeing a closeup of the creature.

richie's vision was blurry, but he can see sawtooth jack. right infront of his face. and probably about to kill him. but even if it's a good outcome, he is terribly afraid for the future.

and then..

i will continue this later, either in a seperate post or in the same post 👍

[melodygatesauthor]

Idk what this says about me but your Steven Grant bot steered away from ✨️spice✨️ and turned into us processing my feelings about my ex LOL

Anyway you're amazing and I hope your night has been too 😚

OOoooh well I'm glad it helped one way or another! Sometimes you just need someone to "talk" to haahaha!

Glad you're having fun!

#Melody answers #melody makes ai #steve grant #moon knight

[the-bird-and-the-flute]

Yumekuro - Kuchen - Grateful Days - Moon

warning: spoilers from kuchen's cards (the first one as well). Also, I'm going feral after reading this card, so there are some vulgar language here and there and nsfw shit too <3

SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK THAT WAS SO HOT

I’ll be honest, the first part of the story was not as good as his other cards imo, I mean, I like it, (after all, who doesn’t want to hear kuchen’s voice?), but it was not that interesting.

This time, it’s obvious Kuchen is getting out of his comfort zone cuz in the past he was so stoic and demanding that most people were afraid of working with him.

After teaching MC how to do some good quality choco in his first card, he is not the same Kuchen anymore. I think he will always be a bit stoic (please don’t erase that trait of his personality completely), but he is more inclined now to cooperate with different people.

He has to manage a team of people who are preparing chocolate for this event.

Cuit even mentioned he changed but in a good way. In the past, he was going to do everything solo.

As one of the ambassadors, Kuchen offers himself to show the place to MC. They visit a lot of different areas. It looks like a park, but I may be wrong (as I didn’t read the event story lol).

After visiting many areas, Kuchen and MC sat on a bench. We saw a flashback of when Oscar obligated Kuchen to take MC as his apprentice. That experience was way richer to him than one could have thought. As he had to teach MC, he noticed it was kinda fun to actually work together. So now he is more open-minded to delegate tasks to a team.

Then, he gets some messages from his meister board. His colleagues are in trouble and he needs to help them. I didn’t understand what exactly was the problem. MC offered to help them too. When she was already leaving to find a shortcut to go back to where the staff was, Kuchen held her arm. He asked – but to me, it almost sounded like an order haahaha – if she would be free tomorrow night because he wanted to see her.

MOON

It’s the next day and MC met Kuchen just like she promised. The chosen place was Kuchen’s room. (AHAHAH OMG MY SHITTY DIRTY MIND. I JUST DON’T LEARN, DO I? I know this game is not for adults only but my mind goes crazy with the combo kuchen + room, or any double-meaning line in his cards).

He shows her a parade from his window. He said this parade is a thank you from the guilds MC works with (or sth like that). She gets touched seeing how thoughtful they all are. She indeed is a workaholic, but that's because she wants to make their wishes come true.

Then, Kuchen gives her his special gift: chocolate.

He made a box of chocolate. Those chocolates are different from the other ones she ate before. Each one of them represents MC’s mood: angry, happy, confused, embarrassed, etc.

But that’s not all, Kuchen really really likes seeing MC’s reaction, so what better way to tease her other than feeding her on his lap? I DIED AFTER SEEING THE CG. MUST WRITE A KUCHEN NSFW FIC ASAP

You can imagine how embarrassed MC was, especially considering she is way innocent for someone like him. She ate like two chocolates, and every time she ate one, he HAD to explain which emotion that chocolate was representing lmaoooo

NSFW COMMENTS BELOW

YOU ALL AIN’T TELL ME THIS MAN DOESN’T GET TURNED ON WATCHING HER EAT HIS CHOCOLATES

LISTEN, I THINK KUCHEN IS A SADIST

THAT TYPE OF GUY WHO LIKES TO CALL U BITCH WHILE HE IS FUCKING U

HIS ANTICS HERE REMIND ME OF YORITOMO (IKEGEN). IS THAT A GOOD SIGN? MY TASTE FOR MEN IS SOOO QUESTIONABLE 🙃

#yumekuro #kuchen #grateful days #spoilers

[marbleyo]

the girl

tis post is entirely about the girl as i felt the previous post was quite lengthy enough on it own. on to happier things. the week after we wore the same colours (5th dec), we actually did it again! hahaha. on one of the days, we wore a grey sweater and jeans. the shade of our sweater and jeans are different though but still, it counts! :D on that day, we went to see a circus together with colleagues and i’m just pleased to see her being so excited at her first circus show. on the same week, we were grouped together for a company christmas game activity and i probably impressed her with my quick wit at unscrambling words for a game. needless to say, i was more impressed by her competitive ability to complete every task and win the game. we eventually won first place! haahaha yay! and i’m so happy to have done it with her. as part of the game, we also had a few selfies of us ( but with another colleague in it as well :/ ). for christmas, she baked scones and of course they were delicious. i helped myself to two out of love and support heh. in turn, i bought her a lumbar, a nutrient for her eyes (well, i actually bought those for my team), and wrote a card to her expressing how glad i was to have met her. i grew the confidence to draw a christmas doraemon on her card to surprise her and it did turn out well. i’m just waiting to know her reaction upon seeing that letter. the things i do when i like a girl... just the other day over lunch while celebrating my birthday, she kinda teased me with tis new girl who i buddy with at work. after denying all teases about my feelings for the new girl, she remarked that she will find a girl for me.  i could only just think to myself that the girl i like is her and her alone. she’s there, sitting across me.

sometimes, i find myself having wishful thoughts that she would get a little jealous whenever i have lunch with other girls. hahaha.  but she’s the only girl i love to share a meal the most. last friday, she was so busy that she had a late lunch. i helped keep some food for her from a small company lunch gathering by my HR. i can only hope that she notices these little things about me.

[ssatxr-archive]

@nomercyleft​ continued from X

~~

Apollyon simply stares back at the two from over his shoulder, an eyebrow quirked. These humans...they were dressed so peculiarly. A man and a woman, obviously of high standards...bickering so lowly. It made the tall Demon lord turns around on his heel, trying to straighten his posture as best he could in this small and cramped room. 

“HAAHAHA! This is just all too funny~! You two bicker like a married couple,” he comments, raising a hand to chuckle into, “If you really want to know about the afterlife, you could’ve just called my card. Frankly, I'm surprised humans even know the old fashioned way still!”

#rp #nomercyleft #{ Prince of Nothing | Apollyon } #{ Artificer Supreme | Gaki }

[kinomiakai]

More Writing Stuff!

Continuing on the writing sort of things - @dieseldrakilis​ asked to see the "different stages" of my work! ("the rough brainstorm outline, the "in progress" paragraph, and the final product!”)

Luckily I still had some around for Waiting for an Answer! In the brainstorming phase, it was called “you’re the one whose in love with me, loser”. I actually posted my rough notes on tumblr!! A year ago!!! sjfhdskj

That’s an excerpt but it’s all here. Then here’s a bit I found of it in progress:

You can see me stop and starting sentences over and over, haha. And make lots of errors :P And I use “X” whenever I don’t have the thought in my head to write down whatever that particular thing is, but I have the next one and I don’t want to break my train of thought. But a huge chunk of my in progress brainstorming is getting the dialogue down. Everything else comes naturally with it, once I get that mood down. So here’s the final product!

This fic went well because the idea was so concrete - I knew the emotions I was going for right from the start and I knew how the fic would go, so it was really all about getting the details down.

(As a side note, if anyone else interested in anything like this, I do a monthly process post as part of my newest tier on patreon :D It’s for original writing, but I think it shows my writing style pretty thoroughly!!)

Thanks Diesel!! I hope you liked this :D <3

#kinomi talks #writing stuff #looking at this sort of stuff is really showing me how much I depend on dialogue #haahaha #like ALL of my brainstorming just turns into dialogue #it's interesting how I don't need to write any of the other details down #the dialogue just captures everything I'm trying to write down in the idea #dieseldrakilis #waiting for an answer #asks #kind of! #text post #ep3otp #writing asks

[cloudravine]

I was tagged by @amortentialarry and @amantisegreti, thank you so much darlings! 🤗💞

Rules: We’re snooping your playlist. Put your entire music library on shuffle and list the first ten songs, then choose ten victims.

Ólafur Arnalds ft. Arnór Dan - So Close

Tchaikovsky - 1812 Overture 

Sigrid - Sight of You

Half Moon Run - Full Circle

The Three Musketeers OST - As Far Away as Possible

Arash & others - Hässelby til Landskrona

Kodaline - All I Want (Part 1)

Two Steps From Hell - Freedom Fighters (Invincible)

The Lord of the Rings OST - Forth Eorlingas

The Girl Who Played With Fire OST - Endings

I’m tagging @jrrtolkiens, @laurimiam, @galadrils, @trixieandhoney and @kiwiandink 💗

#haahaha i love how random this turned out to be #i used my yt favs which range across like a ten-year period dhfgjsh #thanks again for tagging me 💫 #about #interactions

[einsamesversteckenspielen]

☠ What does someone have to do for an instant unfollow from you?

「◣  @diverse-hearts  ▶  Meme   ▷  Accepting   ◥ 」

「 Normally it doesn’t happen that I instantly unfollow people. If there’s something bothering me I won’t follow to begin with. That’s also why I read rules before following people because sometimes I find some red-flags in there or get a weird feeling and I have learned to trust this bad feeling. Unless then it’s probably because the person didn’t follow back, thus showing me that they’re not interested or because they’re inactive for a few months. I don’t really unfollow people for other reasons. If I follow a person than I never unfollow and if I should unfollow than it’s very likely a tumblr glitch hahaha. 」

#diverse-hearts #//I really don't like unfollowing people haahaha #//for that I love my mutuals too much <3 #//bc when I follow someone it means that I really want to follow them and want to become their friend #//so very very unlikely that I unfollow them #┄ ▌ 「 ✂ ┊ ◣ Next is you. It’s your turn◥ 」▸ Answered #┄ ▌ 「 ✂ ┊ ◣ I would do the ritual too but I’m not down for dying soon◥ 」▸ Alice Talks

[justdaphne]

April Fools

The crows, minus Jesper: *in a meeting*

Nina: WE NEED TO FUCKING TALK ABOUT JESPER. HE’S GONE INSANE

Wylan: AGREED

Nina: WHAT DID HE DO TO YOU?

Wylan: Saints…

*flashback*

Wylan: *going into the art room to paint*

*noise ticking*

Wylan: what the fu-

*Paint bomb goes off*

Wylan:

Wylan: WHAT THE FU-

Wylan: JESPER LLEWELLYN FAHEYYYY

Jesper, from behind the door:HEHEHEHEHHEHEE APRIL FOOOOOLLLLSSSS

Wylan: *covered in paint* 🧍‍♂️

*end of flashback*

Wylan: what did he do to you?

Nina: OH. YEAH OH I’M TELLING YOU

Nina:

Nina: WAIT- I CAN’T EVEN SPEAK ABOUT IT I’M RENDERED SPEECHLESS

Nina: HE-

Matthias: He brought her waffles but it wasn’t waffles, it was something that looked like waffles but was not.

Nina: IT-

Matthias: It tasted horrifying.

Nina: *screeches*

Wylan: what did he do to you matthias?

Matthias: *seething*

Nina: HAHAHAHAHA OKAY SO-

Matthias: weren’t you mad

Nina: oh i was

*flashback*

*alarm clock ringing*

Matthias: SHOOT

Matthias: *gets up* *rushes everything*

Matthias: *makes breakfast* *brushes teeth*

Matthias: NINAAAAAAA

Matthias: NINAAA

Nina: WHAT THE FUCK

Matthias: ITS 7 IN THE MORNING

Nina: HUH??? ARE YOU DRUNK? ITS 2 IN THE MORNING. *opens curtains*

Matthias: oh-

Nina: GO.BACK.TO.SLEEP

**

Jesper: Morninggg sunshineeeee

Jesper: I made breakfassttt

Matthias:

Matthias: okay-

Jesper: *shows clock* its 6 AM

Matthias: SHOOT

Jesper: DONT. wake Nina, let her sleep

Jesper: make her a nice breakfast yeah?

Matthias: good idea

***

Matthias: NINAAAAA

Matthias: NINAAAA

Nina: I SWEAR TO THE FUCKING SAINTS MATTHIAS IT IS-

Matthias: 6

Nina:

Nina: IT IS 3

Nina: LOOK *shows her clock*

Matthias: huh??

Nina: *opens curtains* SEE ITS STILL DARK OUT

Matthias: I made breakfas-

Matthias: JESPER.

Jesper: APRIL FOOOOLLLLSSSSSS

*end of flashback*

Matthias: If I hear aPrIl fOoLs from him one more time I’m gonna-

Inej: calm down calm down

Nina: what did he do to YOU, Nej?

Inej:

Inej: Kaz?

Kaz: *scheming face* We’re getting revenge on Jesper.

***

Jesper: Wy??? why is it so dark in here

Jesper: are you in bed already?? wait for meee *smirks*

Jesper: *pulls up blankets*

Jesper: *SCREAMS* SPIDE*high pitch noise*RRRRRRRRR

Jesper: *does the scared dance*

Jesper: *stumbles into the closet*

Jesper: *SCREAMS* A DEAD BOD*high pitch noises* YYYYY

*lights turn on*

everyone, except Kaz: HAHAHAHAHAHAHSHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Nina: *banging her fists on a table and wheezing*

Matthias: *holding it in together*

Wylan: APRIL FOOLS

Jesper: *panting*

Inej: *laughing*

Kaz:

Kaz, internally: keep. it. cool.

Jesper: OH YOU GUYS GOT ME GOOD

Inej: oh come onn

Inej: YOU- *breaks out into laughters*

Inej: IM SORRY IM SORRY

Nina: HAHAHAHWHWHAHQHWAHAHHAHAAHAH

Jesper: YOU GUYS I WAS FUCKING TRAUMATIZED

Jesper: THERE WERE SPIDERS-

Wylan: THEY WEREN’T REAL. I GOT THEM

Inej: They’re all props

Jesper: OH THANK THE SAINTS

Jesper: YOU GUYS *laughs nervously*

Jesper: LIKE I THOUGHT- THE SPIDERS LOOKED SO REAL HAAHAHA

Jesper: AND THE ROOM WAS SO DARK AND THE CLOSET

Jesper: THE FAKE BODY HHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHA

Nina, Wylan, Inej, Matthias: *laughing*

Kaz: who said it was a fake one

*dramatic noise*

everyone else:

Nina: brekker-

Jesper:

Kaz: I told you I was getting revenge. I’m a man of my words *leaves*

Jesper: *high pitched screaming*

#grishaverse #leigh bardugo #crooked kingdom #six of crows #soc #ck #ketterdam #freddy carter #kaz brekker #kit young #dirtyhands #bastard of the barrel #kanej #nina x inej #kaz and inej #inej ghafa #wraith #wylan van eck #wesper #jack wolfe #matthias helvar #nina zenik #helnik #incorrect grisha quotes #april fools

[thirstybtsthoughts]

Jimin is definitely into butt stuff especially getting his cute little butt praised, but (pun intended) he would love to grab a handful of a girl's ass. Like this man will full on smack your ass whenever you walk by or grab it when you're making out. He would also be down for you to just jiggle your ass for him or if you can twerk, he'd definitely want to see you in action.

Will also purposefully drop stuff so you can pick it up so he can check out dat ass™️

Omg yesss he would sit back in a chair and fully enjoy the view of you shaking your ass/twerking in front of him. I can see him getting majorly turned on by the view, loving it when you back it up on him and start grinding your ass on his hardening cock. Well.. any man would love that probably, but Jimin would go insane for it, I can imagine his face, full on smirking, biting his lips, praising you, moaning and groaning, feeling so smug that your ass belongs to him 🥴🥵.

Haahaha I would be dropping shit on purpose myself so I can bend over and give him that view 😏. 

Vice versa he is very much the accidentally on purpose ..."oH No, I DrOpPed My jAcKeT" kinda person, just so he can bend over and show off his own ass 👀😁. 

#asks #anon #jimin thirst #bts

[infectedpaul]

SO, THIS WAS SUPPSOED TO B LIKE. 5 SENTENCES TOPPED N THEN I GOT TOO BIG FOR MY BRITCHES AND WROTE A DRABBLE AKSLSDJKASLDJSALKFJSAK;DFJSAK

(ao3 link)

Emma was known as one thing at work - ‘The Crabby One’, but could you blame her, really? Dealing with snippy perfectionist assholes all day who pitched a fit and almost got her written up cause she got caught spitting into someone’s hot cocoa? It wasn’t like her coworkers didn’t pull the same shit.

Now double that stress for the two shifts she pulled to rake in some extra cash, followed by the pile of work her professors dumped on her, as well as the daily grind of living in shithole Hatchetfield and ‘Crabby’ was almost too weak of a word. One day, she thought, she would just bust the coffee pot against the counter and slash em all to high hell. 

Now was all of that a good excuse for stepping into the tiny, and very out of place, cafe that just opened? This cacophony of overwhelming pinks and blues and cat paraphernalia that cluttered the windows and all but obscured the maybe 3 or 4 patrons inside? (Seriously - Hatchetfield was as Americanized White Collar as it got - whose idea was it to open this here?) 

Well, she knew the answer was no, of course not. She needed to get some r&r and she knew to high hell this wasn’t the place to do it. But, her two managers had slipped her a coupon for the place and, very uncharacteristically, seemed worried for her and practically begged her to take the night shift off and go visit the place. Of course, she knew something was up and they were planning something to make her life worse or just were tired of her (which she understood, she was tired of their dumbasses too.)

But, hey, cheap cake is the best cake. 

The bell fixed atop the door announced her entrance to the customers she could count on one hand, all in conversation with various ‘maids’. Their frilly dresses adorned with countless accessories was a little laughable, but she did think they were kind of cute, if a little much. They didn’t seem to spare much expense with the place - despite it being so tiny they fit a lot in, posters, a small stage for local performers and karaoke, a display for many baked goods that looked so much better than the shitty excuses for pastries at her work. There was even a few cats roaming about that she hoped to God were free to pet. 

Now, she wasn’t sure what she should’ve been doing in the moment - most cafes are seat yourself but, with what little knowledge she had of these kinds of places, she knew they were very interaction based so maybe she was supposed to be seated? For now, she thought she would look over the menu, the very, VERY pink menu, at all the offerings. Some fancy cakes, the drinks that ranged from normal to otherworldly, and some specials that looked way too over the top.

She didn’t get a chance to see everything before her attention was caught by an oddly familiar voice.

“Welcome home, Princess!” A tall, pale man, about her age, in another frilly blue dress, accented with whites and golds, and black flats greeted her with a perfect smile, one that had been rehearsed and practiced many times. “I’m glad to see you home so soon! Shall I show you your-” 

It was important to note that in his excited act, the man had his eyes closed, so the second he saw the ‘Princess’ of the house, his face flushed white in embarassment, quite a feat considering he was so bleached already. Soon after that his cheeks turned pink as he tried to fix his composure. 

“Hey,” Emma tried to ask, realizing where she had seen him before, aren’t you that sweaty guy that comes into the shop every-”

“HAAHAHA, NOPE UH-” He was wiping sweat from his brow and trying not to cause a scene. “N-no, Princess, I am just your- just your humble maid asking you please take your seat so I may assist you and soidontpassoutandmakeafoolofmyselfanymoreplease?”

It was in this moment, Emma realized just why Nora and Zoey had given her that coupon. They had enough making her life hell, so why not the sweaty dude that they were always calling her boyfriend? They hadn’t even talked before this moment, and now she was partly responsible for him having an anuerysm at work. Poor dude, she didn’t think she had done anything wrong but, suddenly she was one of the assholes she complained about.

Well, the cycle stops here, she thought, Let’s make this 5 dollars off mean something!

“Alright, sorry, uh...lead the way, si-” Right, right, roleplay. That was the whole gimmick of the place. “Lead the way...Misses?” 

She was sure that wasn’t the right response as she could hear his bones shaking like a cartoon, and if he got any redder in the face she would call the hospital to report a heat flash. Still, he turned from her, trudging along the smooth hardwood floors and showed her to her table. 

This was going to be the longest hour of Paul Matthews’ life.

#dex says things #hatchetfield #cutesy cafe role play au #paulkins #my writing

[emsvegetables]

“Hi! Could I maybe ask for hcs for Akaashi, Oikawa, Ushijima and Osamu with their girlfriend who tends to become a panda and wraps her arms around their neck and legs around their torso and stays there all day almost. Like the walk around their house on a lazy day with their gf glued to their chest and they live it. One of their teammates comes to visit and they open the door and their friends are met with the back of yn and their head over her shoulder ?? I'm sorry if this doesnt make sense”

no no it’s fine!!! i hope this was what you wanted!

Akaashi:

* tbh he finds you so cute HAAHAHA

* he pretends to be annoyed and raises an eyebrow at you whenever you wrap your arms around him, but he secretly LOVES it.

* this guy is an AFFECTIONATE man in secret!!!! like!!!!! he’s so soft for you!!!!

* anyway he’ll just pretend to be annoyed and just do everyday chores with you clinging to him.

* he’ll have this ‘i’m done’ look on his face while he’s sweeping the floor with you clinging on to him, but he’ll secretly smile when he knows you aren’t looking.

* he’ll carry you around EVERYWHERE.

* except for the toilet.

* toilets are a big no.

* AHAHAHA

* anyway he’s just chilling and reading a book with you snoozing on his shoulder on the couch, when Bokuto and Kuroo bursts through the door.

* “YO AKAAAAAASHIIIIIII”

* “HEY MAN!”

* then he shoots them the COLDEST glare and motions for them to STFU bc you’re asleep.

* and for the first time Bokuto really keeps his mouth shut LOL

* and Kuroo’s waggling his eyebrows like “OYA OYA OYA???? what’s going on here???”

* they thought they interrupted SOMETHING LMAOOOO ;) ;)

* i mean what else do you think it looked like to them????

* and then Akaashi just looks at them like,” what do you want.”

* tbh they came just to visit but they realise they’re not welcomed LMAOOO

* SO they say they’ll come back tomorrow!!!!

* and so they quickly run out bc Akaashi might MURDER them if you wake up.

* anyway you’re still wrapped around him and he finds it really cute.

* he loves you so much tbhhh

* anyway he puts his book down and cuddles you closer and he also falls asleep too.

* 10/10 domesticated life with him.

Oikawa:

* OH THIS GUY AHAHAH

* he calls you his sloth.

* EHDJCIOCFI

* anyway he always opens up his arms for you to burrow into and smiles at you all the time when you wrap your arms around him.

* then he always teases you.

* “AW (Y/N)!!! my sloth!!!!”

* he’s so annoying but you need him to carry you around so you shut up.

* but when he carries you around he needs to take breaks LOL

* then he’ll always plop down onto the floor and say,” (Y/N), you’re heavy.”

* then he apologises when you threaten to snap his neck LOLOLOLOL

* but he finds it really cute!!!!!!! he loves to carry you around, he finds you so adorable.

* so anyway he carries you around the whole day and it’s around evening where your apartment’s doorbell rings.

* so Oikawa carries you to the door LMAOOO

* and when he opens the door:

* THE SEIJOH THIRD YEARS HAVE ARRIVED.

* anyway Iwaizumi has this disgusted look on his face, Hanamaki and Matsukawa just exchange a look when they see Oikawa’s head poking out from your back.

* “oh, Iwa-chan! what are y’all doing here?” Oikawa’s asking them cheerfully.

* “you forgot it’s movie night,” Matsukawa says, and then all of them push pass Oikawa to go lounge on the couch.

* LOLOLOL Iwaizumi throws Oikawa a dirty look as he walks pass him HAHAAH

* anyway they don’t talk much about you wrapping so tightly around Oikawa the entire night, and the only thing they say when they leave after the movie and you’re still on Oikawa’s shoulder.

* “you’re digusting, trashykawa.”

* “what a simp.”

* “you’re so whipped.”

Ushijima:

* he just looks at you with that face of his when you wrap your arms around his neck.

* but he just shrugs it off cause MEH. this is Ushijima.

* the only thing he’ll tell you is that,” you should have come to Shiratorizawa.”

* anyway, this man has MUSCLES, so he’s able to carry you around AND do the housework without breaking into a sweat.

* like he’ll hang the laundry, wash the dishes, sweep the floor, mop the floor, wipe the coffee table, with you clinging on to him.

* he actually finds it kinda nice you’re hugging onto him!!!

* so he just tells you.

* “you should hug me more.”

* you’re like—

* oh! OKAY!!!

* anyway he really likes carrying you around everywhere.

* and when you lean back to smile at him???

* he has this gentle smile on his face too!!!!

* anyway for some reason Tendou figured out the password to your apartment, so he bursts in with Semi and Reon one day, and they stop in their tracks when they see you over Ushijima.

* “is (Y/N) okay?” Semi sounds so worried LOL

* “why wouldn’t she be?” Ushijima asks, and you lift your head up from his shoulders to wave at them.

* they are SO confused LOL BUT ALRIGHT.

* anyway they brought dinner for all of you!!!

* so y’all eat dinner together.

* and you only climb out of Ushijima’s grasp to roll into a chair to eat your pasta!

* Reon is SO CONFUSED HAHAHAHA

* but after y’all are done eating you’re clambering back into Ushijima’s lap and he lifts you up!!!!!

* the rest of them are still so confused, and Tendou just rolls with it bc he’s weird, and this is definitely not as weird as him.

* but really, Semi can’t hold back his curiosity and finally asks,” why are you carrying (Y/N)?”

* Ushijima’s like,” why not.”

* DIRIROGITI THEY LEAVE YOUR APARTMENT WITHOUT ANY ANSWERS AHAHAHA

* but anyway Ushijima’s just smiling at you as he continues to carry you around the house!!!!

* very cute 10/10 guy!!!!

Osamu:

* ????!!!!

* this man is the ULTIMATE tease when you wrap yourself around him one day.

* “oh? my babe (Y/N)’s hugging me?”

* then when you pout up at him bc of his incessant teasing, he grins at you and flicks you on your forehead.

* he finds you. so. ADORABLE.

* but tbh carrying onto you is kinda tiring.

* so he tells you to use your muscles to hold on to him when he’s doing household chores.

* you have to rely on your thigh muscles and your arms around his neck to hold you upright AHAHH

* and when he’s sweeping the floor, he purposely leans closer to the ground in the hopes of you falling off ):(

* he actually wants you to fall off so he can catch you and act all suave LMAOOO

* anyway

* when it’s time for lunch???

* he’s making ONIGIRI FOR YOU BABE.

* he rolls his eyes and flicks your forehead when you lean down to steal a piece while he’s making it.

* but he makes you switch your position to go onto his back when he’s cutting the ingredients and heating up the rice bc he doesn’t want you to get hurt!!!!!!

* he finds you very cute when you tap him on his cheeks to ask for a bite AHAHAH

* anyway he continues on with the chores when Atsumu bursts into the apartment, saying that he’s hungry.

* “THIS IS NOT YOUR APARTMENT! GET OUT ATSUMU!”

* Atsumu turns to flip the middle finger, but stops short when he sees you wrapped around Osamu.

* “hold up—are y’all having SEX?”

* “what.”

* “what? CLOTHED SEX?”

* his face looks so disgusted LMAOOO

* then he’s yelling that he’s changing his mind to him being hungry and backing TF out of the apartment.

* “IM NEVER COMING BACK!”

* he yells as the door shuts.

* and Osamu just rolls his eyes and calls his brother an overreacting bastard LOL

* N E WAYS

* what Atsumu said gave him an 💡idea!!!

* and you bet he’s going to act on it ;)!!!!

HI ANON!!! I HOPE YOU LIKE IT!!!! RIRIFIFIR

REQUESTS ARE OPENED!!!!! shoot me anything :)

#akaashi x reader #osamu x reader #oikawa x reader #ushijima x reader #haikyuu hcs #haikyuu headcanons #haikyuu hc #haikyuu x reader #akaashi keiji x reader #miya osamu x reader #oikawa tooru x reader #ushijima wakatoshi x reader

[chokemeanakin]

Oh my god oh my god the holo sending thing reminded me of a prompt I had where anakin has a remote vibrator and Rex or someone finds it and anakin is like "yeah it's a comm device it's broken" *sweating profusely* and Rex is like oh no problem bro I'll fix it and anakins like "I really cannot have u doing that bro" and Rex just grabs it and turns it up to seven and meanwhile ur in another room or some shit just like 🥵🥵🥵 anakin what the FUCK and then he gets PUNISHED for being mean but he like

HAAHAHA OMG Rex being like “hmm I can’t seem to find the speaker...” and Anakin’s like “yeah that’s the part that broke its just gone haha give it back now plz 😅” and Rex is like “???? Makes no sense??? The speaker is always there? Here’s the button, where’s the speaker?”

And he’s just mashing the button over and over, turning the vibration intensity up and down and up and down 😭😭😭. And you’re just there like “fuUuuuuuUUUuuuUuuuuuuUuuuck 🥵😤🔪”

Then Anakin finally snatches it back from Rex and gets the hell out of there to find you, only to enter the room and be shoved up against the wall, a very angry-looking you panting, cheeks flushed, slight film of perspiration on your skin. And he looks down and sees your legs shaking slightly, and the sly little asshole taps the button real quick and you tremble. Still so sensitive from the orgasm that took you by surprise.

But you’re mad at him, so you’re like “wtf give me a warning next time !!” and he just... taps the button again.

And there you go shuttering, fists weakening on his shirt, eyes fluttering closed, then flying open like “knock it off!!” But now he’s smirking and turning the intensity up and and up and up and soon you’re slumped against him, legs shaking, moaning and panting and gripping onto his sleeves. And he cups your red cheeks in his palms like, “I know you like it angel, you don’t have to pretend to be mad 😏”.

And geez, his cockiness really pisses you off but all you can really focus on is how sweet his lips are as they swallow your cries as he brings you over the edge a second time.

#disgusting freak thoughts