Jesper: What if I unpack here?
Wylan: … then all your stuff would be here
Jesper: Well, what if all my stuff was here?
Wylan: Then you’d be going back and forth all the time, it doesn’t make sense
Jesper: Okay…
Jesper: What if we live together, and you understand what I’m saying?
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I found this on Instagram and...
The comments are killing me
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*The Crows are gathered in the living room for a meeting*
Wylan: *walks in and sits on Jesper’s lap*
The Crows: …
Kaz: Why are you sitting there?
Wylan: There’s no free seats!
Kaz: But we made sure there was enough room for-
Jesper: *hugs Wylan tightly* There are no free seats.
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Kaz and Matthias:/Arguing and swearing/
Inej to Wylan: Don't worry, they don't hate each other, In fact, they even have friendship bracelets
Jesper: Oh yes, Kaz, so I'm your best friend, and I don't have a bracelet like that!
Kaz turned to Jesper in the middle of an argument with Matthias: Jesper, are you an idiot? We've got friendship pistols! Or is it a joke for you?
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The Crows at Barbenheimer
Kaz: Fine, fine, we can get tickets to both. For the record though, I only want to see Oppenheimer.
Inej: Don’t lie to our faces. You bought a pink hat for this.
Wylan: Do you think they’ll let me take my bomb kit inside the theater?
Jesper, in a dress and stilettos: Darling, it’s a cruel world.
Matthias: Guys… am I a Ken?
Nina, matching with Jesper: Saints, do you even have to ask?
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meanwhile at the slat
jesper: *actively bleeding* OH MY SAINTS I GOT SHOT
inej: Wylan! Get a medik!
kaz: i’ve been shot before and i didnt bitch about it
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“i recommend a cane” bf “then i’ll take my knife back” gf
ofc they are soulmates
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Inej: Why crows, Kaz? You could’ve chosen a new symbol, built a new myth.
Kaz: Caw caw motherfuckers
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Jesper: It’s impossible to make a sentence without using the letter ‘a’.
Nina: Well-
Kaz: Despite your thinking, it’s quite possible, though difficult, to form one without the specific letter. Here’s one more to further disprove your theory.
Nina: *narrows eyes* I was going to go with “Fuck you” but that works too.
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Nina: Okay! Let’s play Kiss Marry Kill!
Nina: First who would you kill?
*Jesper points at Kaz*
*Matthias points at Kaz*
*Wylan points at Kaz*
Kaz: *shrugs* I would kill me too.
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Jesper: What’s that?
Wylan: Electrical plans for the building
Jesper: Should I be scared?
Wylan: It was driving me crazy trying to figure out what that switch does, so I went down to the stadhall and I got these. All I had to do was pay 25 kruge and wait in line for 3 hours
Jesper, sarcastically: Wow! If only more people knew
Wylan, sincerely: Yeah!
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David: Nikolai, you'll be working with Alina and Mal.
Nikokai: Alright! My fantasy threesome!
Everyone else: *blank stares*
Nikolai: ...Of people on a team.
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Matthias: Not gonna lie, I'm kind of afraid of Inej...
Kaz: As you should be.
Matthias: No, for real, she’s kind of-
Kaz: As. You. Should. Be.
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Nina: Merry Christmas!
Jesper: Wait a minute, babe, you're confusing something, the Christmas was 2 weeks ago
Nina: No, dear, in Ravka this holiday is celebrated on the 7th of January
Inej: Yes, that's right. In the past, Nina and I always celebrated first with you guys, and then separately our Nativity
Jesper: /puppy eyes/ Hey, I want that too
Kaz: Seriously, girls, you could have said earlier, we would have respected it
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