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five-of-cr · 4 months
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the crows as reductress headlines: part 1
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thecrxwclub · 1 year
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“He can’t even bother to learn my name. It’s not even a long name.”
— SHADOW AND BONE S2 BEING A COMEDY pt1
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ivashkovadrian · 2 months
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incorrect crows quotes #6
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Nina: *speaking Spanish*
Kaz: I know, I know.
Inej: You speak Spanish?
Kaz: No. I just know the phrase, 'this is all your fault' in every language Nina speaks.
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nerdlingmerchling · 2 months
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Jesper: I called Wylan 'baby' and now he's upset. I don't understand.
Kaz: Of course he's upset! You've basically called him an infant!
Jesper: It's an endearment!
Kaz: It's not! It's an insult! You should have called him a 'gem', a 'diamond', a 'gold stash', or, better yet, if you truly wanted to be complimentary : a 'desirable asset', an 'investment', or even a 'lump sum', although you might want to keep that last one for when you're in private; it's pretty racy. Anyway, I'll write you a list. *walks out of the room*
Jesper: Kerch men are so fucking weird....
Inej: *nods sagely*
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miss-fabrikator · 11 months
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Saints, you guys love Wesper don't ya-
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jeansyvesmoreau · 2 years
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Kaz: Inej, Inej, do the thing
Inej: *laughs*
Kaz: oh my god
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hiddenvioletsgrow · 17 days
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The Crows as things my family and friends have said P3
“Wouldn’t it be great to slap a guy.” -Nina and Inej
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Nina: “It’s a lot better when you toast it with butter.”
Kuwei: “one could say the same thing about YOU.”
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Jesper: “I was nice to Kaz too.”
Inej: “You’re always nice to Kaz.”
Jesper: “I know I am, that’s my weakness
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“Ominous flaming doll heads are great household decorations.” -Wylan
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“He’s a guy not a girl, we aren’t constantly thinking of stealing other peoples food.” -Matthias
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“People can say I’m a sorry mess but idk I don’t really mind it too much.” -Jesper
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“I do tend towards violence.” -Kaz
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“I wanna kiss you but right now I wanna slap you more.” -Matthias and Nina every 5 mins
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“I give great advice folks sometimes it’s true.” -Jesper
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“I was the only person there with a knife, I couldn’t have given everybody knives.” -Inej
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nat-ter · 1 year
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kaz: fuck AND marry inej. i'll kill everyone else
jesper, exasperated: for the last time that's not how the game works
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jeremysknoxes · 1 year
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jesper: what do you call a fish with no eye
wylan: astyanax mexicanus
kaz: oomen 😃
jesper: …
jesper: a fsh
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five-of-cr · 4 months
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Them 🧡🩵
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thecrxwclub · 1 year
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Jesper: Who else is hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to Kaz and Inej’s conversation?
Matthias: I’m in the laundry basket.
Nina: I’m in the washing machine.
Wylan: I’m in the closet.
Nina: We accept you Wylan <3
Wylan: No, I’m literally in the closet.
Jesper: Love is love <3
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ivashkovadrian · 14 days
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incorrect crows quotes #8
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Nina: You’re alive.
Kaz: No need to sound so disappointed.
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nerdlingmerchling · 16 days
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Jesper: Put your money where your mouth is, sir.
Wylan: No. I'm gonna put my mouth where your money is.
Jesper:
Wylan:
Jesper: I've no idea what that means, but I'm still strangely turned on.
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odd067 · 1 year
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Inej: so, who’s the clingy one in the relationship?
Jesper:(sitting in Wylans lap, arms around his neck): Wylan, obviously
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