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#incorrect six of crows quotes
thesuntomyshadows · 2 days
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Kaz: I’m not mad, this is just-
Y/N: His neutral face looks pissed but it doesn’t mean he’s mad.
Y/N: Except when he is mad, which is most of the time.
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drieddpetals · 3 days
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random, out of context things me and my friends have said as six of crows quotes!!
pt. 3 :D
inej: "if there's one thing this life has taught me, it's to never take your toenails for granted."
jesper: *jokingly* "are you seriously accusing me of not being the skibidi toilet alpha sigma rizzler?!?!"
wylan: "omfg shut up"
wylan: *said really cheerfully* "and my mom would be there but she's not in the picture anymore!!!"
inej: 🫢
jesper: 🫢
wylan: "oh... sorry."
jesper: "people ask me all the time stuff like 'why're you so tall' and 'how do you get so tall' and i really don't know how to respond."
wylan: *mixes up the words DNA and chromosomes* "just say it's your chromosomes... wait i don't think chromosomes effect height."
kaz: *having a side conversation with inej* "...put them in the microwave."
jesper: "...put your chromosomes in the microwave????"
kaz: "no dumbfuck i told inej to put her fries in the microwave."
wylan: "yeah jesper, put your chromosomes in the microwave then maybe you'll feel better."
kaz: "i mean, i only steal souls after midnight"
nina: "bro get that gyatt out of my way"
matthias: "WHAT???"
kaz: "little known fact: the tenth commandment of the bible is actually, 'red bull gives you wings.' that's actually how jesus rose from the dead. and as he was rising from the tomb, he looked down and said, 'red bull gives you wings.'"
wylan: "I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR BANK ACCOUNT!!! I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER!!!"
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amphorographia · 11 months
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Jesper: If a beautiful man or woman disagrees with me I will immediately change my views. I have no principles.
Wylan: Well, maybe you should have principles.
Jesper: You're right, maybe I should.
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octobers-veryown · 1 year
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You can love a character & still admit when they’re wrong. I love Kaz Brekker but I acknowledge his flaws (none, he’s perfect) and I can hold him accountable for his wrongdoings (he’s never done anything wrong in his life) an call him out on his actions (which are always right).
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filmyocean · 1 year
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Kaz: Here's my dossier on Pekka Rollin's moves and strategies to beat him
Inej: Why are some of the pages written in crayon?
Kaz: I started compiling when I was a kid
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hoovii · 8 months
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remuslupinenthusiast · 11 months
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The Crows as Things My Friends Have Said:
Kaz: Am I your dad? No.
Wylan: Do you wanna be?
Wylan: If you don’t come I’m gonna murder you
Jesper to Nina: That’s not the first time he’s said that to me
Kaz every time he has a plan: Y’all wanna get dressed up and go downtown where they shoot us?
Inej: I am like an Olympic level snitcher
Matthias: You’re so annoying! Speak English
Nina: Woah! Just cause I’m bilingual
Jesper: Ok guys let me lay out my life goals for you. The first is to have loads and loads of money
Wylan talking about his dad: He’s going to Barbados in January
Kaz: Well I hope he can afford it after I take all his money
Nina: We’ll teach you how to be a witch just don’t tell your parents
Jesper: This is like prison
Matthias: It’s even worse when you speak
Van Eck: Our bank account got hacked like 2 weeks ago. We don’t have any money
Kaz: I hacked a bank account like 2 weeks ago! Crazy how it lines up like that
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lunarthecorvus · 3 months
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The crows as conversations from my grishaverse discord server
Nina: I could fuck a cake rn
NO A BURGER
BOTH
Wylan: NINA
Nina: Yes, darling?
Wylan: THERE ARE SOME THINGS YOU DON'T SAY OUT LOUD
Nina: FINE I'LL KEEP IT INSIDE
Jesper: [replying to I could fuck a cake rn] relatable
Wylan: [replying to relatable] LOVE
Jesper: [replying to LOVE] WHY LIE
(All I will say it that I was one of the people, and I was sleep deprived... it may have been the same time as my dangerous flower post... I'm not sure. You could guess as to who I was)
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thecrxwclub · 1 year
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Inej: I know we don’t always see eye-to-eye on things, but I really think this time I’m—
Kaz: That’s because you’re too short to do so.
Inej:
Inej: I take it back, listen here you motherfucker—
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theenchantress36 · 1 year
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Nina treating Inej's wound
Nina: You know, Inej, my mother once taught me to kiss a wound so it will heal faster ^-^
Matthias overhears
Matthias:
Matthias: Kaz.
Matthias: I want you to punch me in the face. As hard as you can.
Kaz: Say no more, bitch.
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Y/N: Can I stab him?
Kaz: Not in public.
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drieddpetals · 4 months
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jesper and wylan: *standing under mistletoe*
jesper: "hey wylan" *points up*
wylan: *looks up* "omg mistletoe! did you know mistletoe is actually a parasite? they grow in big bunches up in trees and slowly suck all the nutrients out of their hosts :)"
jesper: "how romantic"
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amphorographia · 10 months
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Jesper: Hey Kaz, would you stab Inej in the leg for 10 million kruge?
Inej: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.
Kaz: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.
Inej: Good thinking.
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jeansyvesmoreau · 1 year
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Kaz: Inej, Inej, do the thing
Inej: *laughs*
Kaz: oh my god
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filmyocean · 2 months
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Nina: Are you trying to get me to like you? Kaz: Pfft. No Nina: Good, 'cause it's not working. You weird, hair-gelled CPR dummy Kaz: Kaz: It's pomade!
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hoovii · 8 months
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